An introduction

[Goddess Tara]

Since Logical is so convinced that I'm someone from the board and this is an alter-ego, I figure it's time to introduce myself. I'm Tara, mom to Nick and ex to Big Chief Dave. I've been lurking around the boards, sometimes reading on Dave's account for quite sometime and decided a while back to make my own account so when he sends me some of the hilarious stuff some of you post, I can just log onto my own account and read. I was a member of one of the old Chiefs boards that Dave used to post on and see some familiar names. Bob Dole being the main one.

So this is me and this is my introduction. Want to know anything else? Ask.

[CHIEF4EVER]

Why do you bite? Just curious.

[Bwana]

Hmmm? Well if that's the case, lets ditch those 4 red dots and get you some green ones.

[SPchief]

So this is me and this is my introduction. Want to know anything else? Ask.




Pics??

Preferebly naked





























Someone had to ask.

[milkman]

Hmmm? Well if that's the case, lets ditch those 4 red dots and get you some green ones.

Why?

J/K.

I've seen the name, but don't remember any posts, or why Jim would think the name is another posters alter ego.

Why would he think that?

[Iowanian]

Apparently BigchiefDave didn't learn very much from Stumppy....or III.

[Goddess Tara]

Why do you bite? Just curious.

Because I find most men actually like it after the initial shock. ;)

[Iowanian]

At least she's got the "how to be popular on the interweb if you're a chic" thing down...

[Hammock Parties]

Another ****ing woman.

[Goddess Tara]

Pics??

Preferebly naked



Just for you and this is as close to naked as we're going to get. Happy?

[Bwana]

Why would he think that?

:shrug:

[Goddess Tara]

Why would he think that?

Because I was picking on Keg and his green penis at 3am this morning in Luv's dearly departed frog thread, so apparently since I like to talk about penis, I must be Anton. :shrug:

[keg in kc]

Hey, leave me out of this.

[Goddess Tara]

I promise that's the last time I'll bring up your green penis Keg.

[Moooo]

I'm confused....

Moooo

[keg in kc]

I'm confused....

MooooIn other news, scientists in the bible belt just confirmed that the earth revolves around the sun.

[ChiefsFire]

I promise that's the last time I'll bring up your green penis Keg.
dont be sorry...ive heard Keg needs help "bringing" it up...


sorry dude....was too easy

[keg in kc]

dont be sorry...ive heard Keg needs help "bringing" it up...It does take an awful lot of blood. Being so large.

[Moooo]

In other news, scientists in the bible belt just confirmed that the earth revolves around the sun.

I just got burnt by a guy with a green weenie? OUCH!

Moooo

[keg in kc]

I just got burnt by a guy with a green weenie?I don't actually have a green weenie.




The penicillin cleared that up a long time ago.

[Iowanian]

I'm new...Does anyone want to see my Cyber-Cervix?

Tee hee. [/ ]

[Moooo]

I'm new...Does anyone want to see my Cyber-Cervix?

Tee hee. [/ ]

This makes me laugh...

Moooo

[ChiefsFire]

I'm new...Does anyone want to see my Cyber-Cervix?

Tee hee. [/ ]
can ya park a Buick in it?

[milkman]

I'm new...Does anyone want to see my Cyber-Cervix?

Tee hee. [/ ]
NOOOOOOo!!!!!!!

[blueballs]

are you the
Goddess of Tan
Tara?

[Halfcan]

Another ****ing woman.


Some of us would like more hotties on here. Especially, smart, divorced ones.

[Moooo]

Some of us would like more hotties on here. Especially, smart, divorced ones.

Why? Planning on meeting up or do you just like the company?

Not being an ass, I'm asking an honest question.

Moooo

[Halfcan]

Just for you and this is as close to naked as we're going to get. Happy?

Very nice! Rep worthy even!

So why did you get a divorce, and are you currently single?

[Moooo]

Very nice! Rep worthy even!

So why did you get a divorce, and are you currently single?

You could make that your avatar!

Moooo

[greg63]

Since Logical is so convinced that I'm someone from the board and this is an alter-ego, I figure it's time to introduce myself. I'm Tara, mom to Nick and ex to Big Chief Dave. I've been lurking around the boards, sometimes reading on Dave's account for quite sometime and decided a while back to make my own account so when he sends me some of the hilarious stuff some of you post, I can just log onto my own account and read. I was a member of one of the old Chiefs boards that Dave used to post on and see some familiar names. Bob Dole being the main one.

So this is me and this is my introduction. Want to know anything else? Ask.



Hello; I was just wonderin if you bite?



Oh; and welcome to the Planet.

[Halfcan]

Why? Planning on meeting up or do you just like the company?

Not being an ass, I'm asking an honest question.

Moooo

Any beautiful girl that post a shirtless pic gets my attention. And yeah, I wouldn't mind meeting a hot cool chick that loves the Chiefs. I have already recycled through all the Yahoo Love Connection losers and the bar scene is pretty lame.

[J Diddy]

Any beautiful girl that post a shirtless pic gets my attention. And yeah, I wouldn't mind meeting a hot cool chick that loves the Chiefs. I have already recycled through all the Yahoo Love Connection losers and the bar scene is pretty lame.


Um, just wanting to say what everyone here is thinking in just one word:



pathetic:whackit:

[milkman]

Any beautiful girl that post a shirtless pic gets my attention. And yeah, I wouldn't mind meeting a hot cool chick that loves the Chiefs. I have already recycled through all the Yahoo Love Connection losers and the bar scene is pretty lame.

So, you fit right in, huh?

[teedubya]

NOOOOOOo!!!!!!!

This post took effort. Im impressed

[SPchief]

We strive to only bring the best stuff around these parts.

[Logical]

Welcome and I will offset the neg rep now.

[milkman]

This post took effort. Im impressed

Yeah, I'm an effort guy.
Just call me Eric Hicks.



No.....wait......don't.

[milkman]

I bet BigChiefDave is just gonna love when that picture gets posted over and over again.

He'd really love it if Halwit makes it his avatar.

[keg in kc]

Yeah, I'm an effort guy.
Just call me Eric Hicks..Mods, I think we have a name change request here.

[milkman]

Mods, I think we have a name change request here.

ROFL

[Mosbonian]

Yeah, I'm an effort guy.
Just call me Eric Hicks.



No.....wait......don't.

You can't be Eric Hicks...you actually show up during the football season...

m:mad:dog
********

[milkman]

You can't be Eric Hicks...you actually show up during the football season...

m:mad:dog
********

That, and unlike Hicks, I'm good at my job.

[BigMeatballDave]

Another ****ing woman.
ROFL

[BigMeatballDave]

I bet BigChiefDave is just gonna love when that picture gets posted over and over again.Eh, not a problem, really...

[ChiefsFire]

Eh, not a problem, really...
thats cool to see two exs who can act like adults around one another...very rare these days

[milkman]

thats cool to see two exs who can act like adults around one another...very rare these days

Especially here at the planet.

[KChiefsQT]

Since Logical is so convinced that I'm someone from the board and this is an alter-ego, I figure it's time to introduce myself. I'm Tara, mom to Nick and ex to Big Chief Dave. I've been lurking around the boards, sometimes reading on Dave's account for quite sometime and decided a while back to make my own account so when he sends me some of the hilarious stuff some of you post, I can just log onto my own account and read. I was a member of one of the old Chiefs boards that Dave used to post on and see some familiar names. Bob Dole being the main one.

So this is me and this is my introduction. Want to know anything else? Ask.
Nice to meet you Tara, a.k.a. Dave's old old woman. ;)

[ChiefsFire]

BigChiefDave and his ex may be able to act like adults... but, I've got faith in the rest of the Planet's immaturity.
true


immaturity is much more entertaining

[KChiefsQT]

Just for you and this is as close to naked as we're going to get. Happy?
:spock: hahaha, oh boy... we got a live one here folks!

[ChiefsFire]

:spock: hahaha, oh boy... we got a live one here folks!


now dont feel obligated to post any half naked pics of yourself now QT...we will still pay some attention to you hon

[rad]

:spock: hahaha, oh boy... we got a live one here folks!

Betcha can't do better.
















:Poke:

[KChiefsQT]

Betcha can't do better.
:Poke:

I can't, cause I won't.

[KChiefsQT]

now dont feel obligated to post any half naked pics of yourself now QT...we will still pay some attention to you hon
I see how it is, :p she's the new meat in town.

[Hammock Parties]

Betcha can't do better.



She's like...half that bitch's age. Of course she's hotter.

[Goddess Tara]

She's like...half that bitch's age. Of course she's hotter.

Half my age??? EAT ME Go, I'm not 42.

[milkman]

Half my age??? EAT ME Go, I'm not 42.

He wouldn't know how.
You want to teach him?

[rad]

She's like...half that bitch's age. Of course she's hotter.

I think they should wrestle in a pool of baby oil for the crown of CP queen....

[jspchief]

Jeezus Christ.

This thread is what's wrong with the internet. Damn you Al Gore!

[Goddess Tara]

Very nice! Rep worthy even!

So why did you get a divorce, and are you currently single?

Dave and I were never married, didn't quite make it that far, have a son together though.

And no.

[Rain Man]

thats cool to see two exs who can act like adults around one another...very rare these days

They're doing it for Dr. Nick's sake. He's pretty sensitive.

[Goddess Tara]

He wouldn't know how.
You want to teach him?


No, you go ahead.

[BigMeatballDave]

She's like...half that bitch's age. Of course she's hotter.Ouch...

[FAX]

This thread is very disquieting.

I can't tell if it's the mysterious and strange Ms. Goddess Tara's porn audition photo, Mr. Iowanian's gracious albeit unsolicited offer, or Mr. Moooo's sense of humor, but something is making me very uncomfortable here.

FAX

[big nasty kcnut]

welcome aboard goddess tara hope you like this place and i feel that you got a lot of stuff to share with us.

[FAX]

welcome aboard goddess tara hope you like this place and i feel that you got a lot of stuff to share with us.

ROFL

Mr. kcnut. You are the absolute best.

FAX

[Hammock Parties]

Half my age??? EAT ME Go, I'm not 42.

My mistake. You sure looked old in your picture. It was so horrifying I adblocked it.

[Halfcan]

He wouldn't know how.
You want to teach him?

An instruction booklet with a map might help.

[chiefsfaninNC]

My mistake. You sure looked old in your picture. It was so horrifying I adblocked it.


Hey Skip, does Goat Cheese know you hacked into his account?

[BigMeatballDave]

My mistake. You sure looked old in your picture. It was so horrifying I adblocked it.Well, if you are a virgin, it makes perfect sense...
:shake:

[Hammock Parties]

Hey Skip, does Goat Cheese know you hacked into his account?

There's a giant hole in your theory. Skip doesn't know the first thing about adblock.

[SPchief]

Well, if you are a virgin, it makes perfect sense...
:shake:


So BigChiefDave, when are you going to give us the real nudie pics?

You know you have them

[hypersensitiveZO6]

So BigChiefDave, when are you going to give us the real nudie pics?

You know you have them

:toast:

[Rain Man]

This thread is very disquieting.

I can't tell if it's the mysterious and strange Ms. Goddess Tara's porn audition photo, Mr. Iowanian's gracious albeit unsolicited offer, or Mr. Moooo's sense of humor, but something is making me very uncomfortable here.

FAX


Shhh. Listen. It's quiet around here. Too quiet.

[Rain Man]

No, wait. My bad. I had my speakers on mute.

[FAX]

Shhh. Listen. It's quiet around here. Too quiet.

My God, Mr. Rain Man! Was that a zipper? I could have sworn I heard a zipper!

FAX

[hypersensitiveZO6]

Just for you and this is as close to naked as we're going to get. Happy?

It would have been very interesting if you would have posted this in the threadstarter. The thread would be 100 pages, LMAO.
hyperlite

[Halfcan]

No, wait. My bad. I had my speakers on mute.


I am listening to Jimi.

You can't hear Jimi!

[hypersensitiveZO6]

My God, Mr. Rain Man! Was that a zipper? I could have sworn I heard a zipper!

FAX

ROFL ROFL
hyperlite

[Skip Towne]

This n00b's still around? I leave for a few hours and look what happens to this place.

[luv]

What is it about chicks posting body parts that are droolworthy? We've had QT's ass, Tara's Hand covered tits....

Anyone into hands?

[luv]

Foot fetish, anyone?

[Hammock Parties]

Those are some fat hands. That ring is never coming off.

[Halfcan]

What is it about chicks posting body parts that are droolworthy? We've had QT's ass, Tara's Hand covered tits....

Anyone into hands?


Umm no.

[Hammock Parties]

Jesus Christ. STOP!

[luv]

Those are some fat hands. That ring is never coming off.
**** you. It comes off every night.

[FAX]

Post some decapitated midget thumbs, Ms. luv.

FAX

[Hammock Parties]

**** you. It comes off every night.

I guess it's not too hard to slip off when your hands are covered in bacon grease and butter.

[Halfcan]

I like boob pics better.

[Halfcan]

Ass pics would be okay too.

[SPchief]

I guess it's not too hard to slip off when your hands are covered in bacon grease and butter.


This thread is about to take a left turn into disaster.

[Rain Man]

You know what I like? Ears. Ears are sexy. They're one of the few orifices that it's okay to openly ogle, too.

[chagrin]

That happened like six hours ago.

Yep, the second that she hit "Submit Thread"

[Skip Towne]

The Koreans consider a woman's upturned big toe sexy. Really.

[FAX]

The Koreans consider a woman's upturned big toe sexy. Really.

Well, hell then.

Let's see some upturned big toes.

FAX

[hypersensitiveZO6]

The Koreans consider a woman's upturned big toe sexy. Really.

What do they think of Asian Porn?

[milkman]

What is it about chicks posting body parts that are droolworthy? We've had QT's ass, Tara's Hand covered tits....

Anyone into hands?

I was certain Halfwit would start drooling about the possibilty of a hand job.

[chiefsfaninNC]

What is it about chicks posting body parts that are droolworthy? We've had QT's ass, Tara's Hand covered tits....

Anyone into hands?


Alleged ass!

[Rain Man]

The Koreans consider a woman's upturned big toe sexy. Really.


Korea has an abnormally large number of hot Asian chicks, too.

[stevieray]

brutal thread.

[Hammock Parties]

The Koreans consider a woman's upturned big toe sexy. Really.

That was the real reason for the Korean war.

[KChiefsQT]

What is it about chicks posting body parts that are droolworthy? We've had QT's ass, Tara's Hand covered tits....

Anyone into hands?
You haven't had Q.T.'s naked ass nor will you ever, don't put me in the same category as this chick.

[Hammock Parties]

You haven't had Q.T.'s naked ass nor will you ever, don't put me in the same category as this chick.

I agree. You are the hottest female here. All the other chicks are either too scared of revealing their ugliness or stupid enough to remove all doubt.

[Rain Man]

You haven't had Q.T.'s naked ass nor will you ever, don't put me in the same category as this chick.

Nice avatar, by the way. You can't go wrong with a closeup of a flower.

[stevieray]

Nice avatar, by the way. You can't go wrong with a closeup of a flower.


on a beach in tuscany.

[KChiefsQT]

Nice avatar, by the way. You can't go wrong with a closeup of a flower.
hahaha... yeah, so I heard.

[ChiefsFire]

I agree. You are the hottest female here. All the other chicks are either too scared of revealing their ugliness or stupid enough to remove all doubt.
geez dude...those are some kick ass pickup lines...must be tough never seeing any pootang spittin out those babies Liberace

[Hammock Parties]

geez dude...those are some kick ass pickup lines...must be tough never seeing any pootang spittin out those babies Liberace

I score record amounts of pussy with those lines. I'm always draggin' some cougar out of whatever dive I stumble into that night.

[Halfcan]

I score record amounts of pussy with those lines. I'm always draggin' some cougar out of whatever dive I stumble into that night.

That is the funiest post ever. Record amounts?? Whats the record, 10 a night-you stud.

[Hootie]

aha, GoChiefs actually made me 'laugh out loud' a page ago...

...and Halfcan, :banghead:

[Hootie]

Very nice! Rep worthy even!

So why did you get a divorce, and are you currently single?
ahahahaha

dude, are you friggin' kidding me right now?

[Hootie]

and one more note...luv, if you're going to post a picture of your 'feet', at least learn how to use photoshop.

Who needs a diet when you can burn 20 lbs. using photoshop?

[BigMeatballDave]

So BigChiefDave, when are you going to give us the real nudie pics?

You know you have themheh

[Hammock Parties]

So BigChiefDave, when are you going to give us the real nudie pics?

You know you have them

I am betting he burned them.

[burt]

Hey folks...nothin' to see here.....move along.........
























hee heee hee

[Hootie]

lol

[Hammock Parties]

Jeez...had to adblock that, too. :shake:

[BigMeatballDave]

Hey folks...nothin' to see here.....move along.........
























hee heee hee
ROFL Oh, holy shit! She is sooo gonna regret posting that...

[KChiefsQT]

ROFL Oh, holy shit! She is sooo gonna regret posting that...
Is that ur name tattooed on her left breast??

[burt]

lol

Hey, let's change names now.....that would be cool...this avatar, and the Name....HOOTIE!!!!

[BigMeatballDave]

Is that ur name tattooed on her left breast??Heh, no. I actually forget what that is.

[burt]

Heh, no. I actually forget what that is.


Here, look again.....

[Halfcan]

Heh, no. I actually forget what that is.

Forgot? How could you forget? Its not like it is on her ankle.

[Hootie]

Forgot? How could you forget? Its not like it is on her ankle.
dude, maybe she's single??!?!?!?!

[BigMeatballDave]

Forgot? How could you forget? Its not like it is on her ankle.it is next to breasts. My focal point is not at a tattoo.

[BigMeatballDave]

FTR, I was just reminded that it is hearts.

[KChiefsQT]

FTR, I was just reminded that it is hearts.
haha, I was thinking it might be a rose. But, a heart is just as classy. :p

[burt]

Tara, had fun messing with ya....welcome ...n00b!

[SPchief]

Here, look again.....


ROFL

[chiefsfaninNC]

Tara, had fun messing with ya....welcome ...n00b!


Make it go away!!!!!!!!

[Logical]

I am evil but not this evil.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=57702&stc=1

Well we know it is not Robb, but it still could be GoChiefs.ROFL

[KChiefsQT]

I am evil but not this evil.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=57702&stc=1

Well we know it is not Robb, but it still could be GoChiefs.ROFL

I almost just choked on an orange slice, thanks buddy!

[Goddess Tara]

I'm honored for the welcome Dale. :wayne:

Actually Qt, it's 4 hearts and they have special meaning to me.

[Hammock Parties]

Well we know it is not Robb, but it still could be GoChiefs.ROFL

It's not me. I think it is legit.

[BigMeatballDave]

I am evil but not this evil.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=57702&stc=1

Well we know it is not Robb, but it still could be GoChiefs.ROFL
ROFL :clap:

[burt]

I'm honored for the welcome Dale. :wayne:



Hope ya laughed...like my new avatar??

[KChiefsQT]

I'm honored for the welcome Dale. :wayne:

Actually Qt, it's 4 hearts and they have special meaning to me.
Must be special enough to get them inked on your tit.

[Hootie]

cat fight

[Goddess Tara]

Yes I did :D

[Hootie]

hey, at least luv deleted those nasty pictures she decided to post without the 'NSFW' label...

[wazu]

This thread would not be complete without this.

[BigMeatballDave]

cat fightMy money's on the old one...
:)

[luv]

hey, at least luv deleted those nasty pictures she decided to post without the 'NSFW' label...
You went back to look?

[BigMeatballDave]

This thread would not be complete without this.LOL I was waiting for someone to post this.

[Hootie]

You went back to look?
I had to at least return the 'neg' rep you gave me miss self-conscious!

[luv]

I had to at least return the 'neg' rep you gave me miss self-conscious!
Awww...did that hurt your little BB feelings?

[Hootie]

Awww...did that hurt your little BB feelings?
hmm, that makes sense.

[KChiefsQT]

Off subject, Where's Dunit?

[Hootie]

look luv, I'M SORRY, all I ask is a little warning, a little 'NSFW', I didn't know that was SO much to ask, gosh!

[greg63]

Off subject, Where's Dunit?

He was around earlier.

[luv]

Off subject, Where's Dunit?
He was saying a few weeks ago that he'll be busier now that he's at home. Work and stuff. Just not on the computer as much.

[luv]

look luv, I'M SORRY, all I ask is a little warning, a little 'NSFW', I didn't know that was SO much to ask, gosh!
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you trying to be funny?

[KChiefsQT]

He was saying a few weeks ago that he'll be busier now that he's at home. Work and stuff. Just not on the computer as much.
blah blah. Luv get me the hook up.

[luv]

blah blah. Luv get me the hook up.
lol...

Like you need my help. What little I know I'll PM ya.

[Hootie]

Oh, I'm sorry. Are you trying to be funny?
Funny? I'm much too appalled by your apparent lack of taste to 'try' and be funny.

[KChiefsQT]

lol...

Like you need my help. What little I know I'll PM ya.

He KINDA resembles my man.. or ex man or whatever the hell he is.

[Goddess Tara]

cat fight

No I'm too old to cat fight.

My money's on the old one...
:)

ROFL see!

No matter how old I am Dave, you'll ALWAYS be older and I'll ALWAYS be better looking.http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/love/kiss.gif

[Dunit35]

Somebody mention me?

[Hootie]

Somebody mention me?
yeah, the chiefsqt wants your cock and for some reason she's talking to the planet fatty about it, or something. Just **** her and give us the details...

[luv]

Somebody mention me?
HEY! It's the man of the hour.

[luv]

yeah, the chiefsqt wants your cock and for some reason she's talking to the planet fatty about it, or something. Just **** her and give us the details...
Do you ever shut up? Are we not giving you enough attention? Is that it?

[KChiefsQT]

yeah, the chiefsqt wants your cock and for some reason she's talking to the planet fatty about it, or something. Just **** her and give us the details...

While I'm in KC I'll drop by your house and knock your ****ing teeth out. You better watch it, one day some fat bitch is gonna beat the shit out of you with a mouth like that.

[Dunit35]

Geez, I didn't know people actually liked me on here...awesome.

[Hootie]

While I'm in KC I'll drop by your house and knock your ****ing teeth out. You better watch it, one day some fat bitch is gonna beat the shit out of you with a mouth like that.
I live in Illinois.

[luv]

While I'm in KC I'll drop by your house and knock your ****ing teeth out. You better watch it, one day some fat bitch is gonna beat the shit out of you with a mouth like that.
Or just sit on his face...

BTW, your mailbox is full.

[Hootie]

Do you ever shut up? Are we not giving you enough attention? Is that it?
Hey, I'm not talking to you right now. You wronged me, and this site, when you forget to drop the four letter acronym several pages back...

[Hootie]

and I won't argue if she wants to sit on my face...

[luv]

and I won't argue if she wants to sit on my face...
I was talking about the fat chick, moron....

[BigMeatballDave]

Or just sit on his face...
I'm lost. How is that gonna hurt him?
:)

[luv]

Hey, I'm not talking to you right now. You wronged me, and this site, when you forget to drop the four letter acronym several pages back...
Like I give a flying **** what you think. ROFL

[Hootie]

I was talking about the fat chick, moron....
I understand that might have been implied, but you were talking to her and you told her 'just sit on his face'...

WINK!

(eww, mother would SLAP me if she saw me wink at a fat chick!)

[Hootie]

I'm lost. How is that gonna hurt him?
:)
ding ding ding!

Hahahahaha

[Hootie]

Like I give a flying **** what you think. ROFL
and that's why you deleted the aforementioned pictures, no?

[luv]

I understand that might have been implied, but you were talking to her and you told her 'just sit on his face'...

WINK!

(eww, mother would SLAP me if she saw me wink at a fat chick!)
She ended by saying that a fat chick would beat the shit out of you. I was continuing that sentence.

[luv]

and that's why you deleted the aforementioned pictures, no?
No.

[Dunit35]

Whoops, I think I walked into the wrong thread tonight.

[BigMeatballDave]

She ended by saying that a fat chick would beat the shit out of you. I was continuing that sentence.Ah, I missed that part...

[Hootie]

She ended by saying that a fat chick would beat the shit out of you. I was continuing that sentence.
hey, don't get mad at me because you didn't word your own post correctly...

[luv]

hey, don't get mad at me because you didn't word your own post correctly...
I'm mad?

[Hootie]

No.
Strong point.

It's ok to be insecure! Most obese girls are, I'd think.

[Hootie]

I'm mad?
well, I know when I call someone a moron after I make a mistake, it's usually because I'm upset...

But hey, it's ok, eat some ice cream :drool:

[greg63]

Whoops, I think I walked into the wrong thread tonight.

Yeah, I've just been lurking it for the sheer entertainment value.

[luv]

well, I know when I call someone a moron after I make a mistake, it's usually because I'm upset...

But hey, it's ok, eat some ice cream :drool:
I see. The chicks get the fat jokes and the guys get the gay jokes. That takes a lot of brains. Really original. I'm so impressed. Really.

[Dunit35]

Yeah, I've just been lurking it for the sheer entertainment value.


Ha, I just got on to see if anyone said anything about my pics and I saw that someone mentioned me on here.

[luv]

Ha, I just got on to see if anyone said anything about my pics and I saw that someone mentioned me on here.
Why can't all college kids be half as mature as you? I hate putting people on ignore.

[Hootie]

I see. The chicks get the fat jokes and the guys get the gay jokes. That takes a lot of brains. Really original. I'm so impressed. Really.
ICE CREAM!!!

[Dunit35]

well, I know when I call someone a moron after I make a mistake, it's usually because I'm upset...

But hey, it's ok, eat some ice cream :drool:


I just ate some ice cream. Cookies and Cream with chocolate syrup. It was good and if I would've known luv wanted some I would've been glad to share.

[greg63]

Ha, I just got on to see if anyone said anything about my pics and I saw that someone mentioned me on here.
You've become quite the popular Planeteer. :thumb:


BTW what pic?

[Hootie]

Why can't all college kids be half as mature as you? I hate putting people on ignore.
Ice CREAM =( =( =(

[Hootie]

I just ate some ice cream. Cookies and Cream with chocolate syrup. It was good and if I would've known luv wanted some I would've been glad to share.
hope you had two containers...

OH ME!

[Dunit35]

Why can't all college kids be half as mature as you? I hate putting people on ignore.


It comes from a bad family past. I've learned it's much easier to be mature about things then be a huge d-bag about everything.

[Dunit35]

You've become quite the popular Planeteer. :thumb:


BTW what pic?


In the pictures forum, theres a thread about them.

[Hootie]

It comes from a bad family past. I've learned it's much easier to be mature about things then be a huge d-bag about everything.
you must've missed out on the feet picture...

[luv]

It comes from a bad family past. I've learned it's much easier to be mature about things then be a huge d-bag about everything.
Hootie's not a d-bag. He just thinks he's impressing people.

[Dunit35]

Hootie's not a d-bag. He just thinks he's impressing people.

I didn't say he was a d-bag. I don't even know what started all of this and don't really feel like looking back and seeing.

[Hootie]

Hootie's not a d-bag. He just thinks he's impressing people.
I'm sorry, undeniable wit is just a gift I have...

[Goddess Tara]

Wow, so I guess every board has to have the resident ass hat and Hootie is the planet's?

[KChiefsQT]

you must've missed out on the feet picture...
You must have a secret foot fetish or too much goddamn time on your hands. Get OVER IT.

[KChiefsQT]

Wow, so I guess every board has to have the resident ass hat and Hootie is the planet's?

We have more than one.

[greg63]

In the pictures forum, theres a thread about them.

I'll check 'em out.

[SPchief]

wow, hootie is quickly earning nominations for this years DOUCHE of the Year

[Goddess Tara]

We have more than one.

Any particular names I should really watch out for?

[Hootie]

Wow, so I guess every board has to have the amazingly witty, and incredibly sexy member, and it appears to me, someone of great judgment, that Hootie is the planet's!
Fixed your post!

[BigMeatballDave]

Wow, so I guess every board has to have the resident ass hat and Hootie is the planet's?No, its common knowledge that Gochiefs still hold that title...

[luv]

wow, hootie is quickly earning nominations for this years DOUCHE of the Year
Is he still going at it?

[Hootie]

wow, hootie is quickly earning nominations for this years DOUCHE of the Year
First off, it's Hootie, I deserve a capital letter, don't you think?

And, just because you can't be as cool as me, doesn't mean you have to be jealous. We could probably be friends! You know, hang out, play Nintendo, drink a few beers, make a few crank calls...smoke a little pole, you know, everyday, guy stuff!

[KChiefsQT]

Any particular names I should really watch out for?
stick around for a day, you'll learn them all.

[Dunit35]

I'll be 21 in less than 4 months.

[Hootie]

Is he still going at it?
Well hopefully they can do a little better than you...

"you should just sit on his face! That'll show him!"

haha.

[greg63]

I love this thread.

[Dunit35]

I have an idea. I'm making a mp3 cd for my truck and I am about 130 songs short of making a full cd. Anybody got any good songs?

[Hootie]

I'll be 21 in less than 4 months.
being 21 is pretty ****ing awesome.

Last night I was at a party, a graduation party for my friends little sister.

Well the party got busted, everyone got drinking tickets, BUT NOT ME, because I'm 21.

Now you might be thinking to yourself, "why were you hanging out with a bunch of 17 and 18 year old girls?"

My response: Because I ****ing like young girls!

[Dunit35]

being 21 is pretty ****ing awesome.

Last night I was at a party, a graduation party for my friends little sister.

Well the party got busted, everyone got drinking tickets, BUT NOT ME, because I'm 21.

Now you might be thinking to yourself, "why were you hanging out with a bunch of 17 and 18 year old girls?"

My response: Because I ****ing like young girls!


I'm going to have to say that is alittle bit awkward. I'm surprised they didn't give you a ticket for "supposedly" contributing to minors.

[Hootie]

I got so amazingly high though last night...for like the first time in a LONG time.

My friend was telling this story, and I was laughing, and then I realized, he had been talking for like, 5 minutes, and I had no idea what he was talking about, or even that he was talking...I was just laughing.

And then the three of us just started laughing for the next 10 minutes straight.

Oh man. Last night was awesome.

[Hootie]

I'm going to have to say that is alittle bit awkward. I'm surprised they didn't give you a ticket for "supposedly" contributing to minors.
Well, it was a graduation party at my roommates house. His little sister is 18, so it was all of her friends, there parents, blah blah blah for the longest time.

Then everyone went home except for like 30 of us, and we were all wasted, and the next thing I know there are COPS all over the place.

Asked for my ID, gave it to them, gave it back to me, and didn't say anything.

Worked for me.

[BigMeatballDave]

being 21 is pretty ****ing awesome.

Last night I was at a party, a graduation party for my friends little sister.

Well the party got busted, everyone got drinking tickets, BUT NOT ME, because I'm 21.

Now you might be thinking to yourself, "why were you hanging out with a bunch of 17 and 18 year old girls?"

My response: Because I ****ing like young girls!Heh, You're lucky you didn't get in a lot of ****ing trouble...

[KChiefsQT]

I got so amazingly high though last night...for like the first time in a LONG time.

My friend was telling this story, and I was laughing, and then I realized, he had been talking for like, 5 minutes, and I had no idea what he was talking about, or even that he was talking...I was just laughing.

And then the three of us just started laughing for the next 10 minutes straight.

Oh man. Last night was awesome.
You keep getting dumber and dumber keep it up, douche bag.

[Hootie]

Heh, You're lucky you didn't get in a lot of ****ing trouble...
Is that how that stuff works? If so, gay.

I got a drinking ticket when I was 18, paid the 280 dollars, and nothing happened to the three people of age that were with me when that happened.

It's not like I bought the beer for the underage people, and there was a sign on the keg that said, "must be 21 to drink."

[BigMeatballDave]

I have an idea. I'm making a mp3 cd for my truck and I am about 130 songs short of making a full cd. Anybody got any good songs?Anything by Disturbed, Korn, Mudvayne, Tool...

[Hootie]

You keep getting dumber and dumber keep it up, douche bag.
haha, oh man. It was crazy.

I've never been that giggly in my life. My two best friends and I were just laughing, for no reason...

One time he was telling this story, and I had to restart him because I forgot what was going on...so he restarts, and I'm trying to hold back my laughter, but I keep slipping, and the other dude listening is doing the same thing, because he's watching me try to hold back, and then we just all bust out laughing. IT WAS CRAZY. CRAZY.

[Dunit35]

Anything by Disturbed, Korn, Mudvayne, Tool...


I got two Tool songs earlier.

Sober and Schism. What are some good ones?

[SPchief]

First off, it's Hootie, I deserve a capital letter, don't you think?

And, just because you can't be as cool as me, doesn't mean you have to be jealous. We could probably be friends! You know, hang out, play Nintendo, drink a few beers, make a few crank calls...smoke a little pole, you know, everyday, guy stuff!


I think I'll pass anton
TinkyWinky

[Hootie]

Foo Fighters, Weezer, Mest, Bowling For Soup, POD, The Fray, Fall Out Boy...Benny Bennasi if you like Techno...

[Hootie]

I think I'll pass anton
TinkyWinky
haha.

Luv had it all wrong. I make fun of myself just as much as I make fun of anyone else.

[BigMeatballDave]

I got two Tool songs earlier.

Sober and Schism. What are some good ones?Lateralus is my favorite. Their new tune, Vicarious is pretty good...

[Dunit35]

Lateralus is my favorite. Their new tune, Vicarious is pretty good...


Thanks, I'll have to check them out.

[BigMeatballDave]

Foo Fighters, Weezer, Mest, Bowling For Soup, POD, The Fray, Fall Out Boy...Benny Bennasi if you like Techno...Mest? Don't think I've heard of them...

[Dunit35]

Foo Fighters, Weezer, Mest, Bowling For Soup, POD, The Fray, Fall Out Boy...Benny Bennasi if you like Techno...

I'll look into them.

[Hootie]

Mest? Don't think I've heard of them...
Ska.

I like Drawing Board, Hotel Room, Jaded, What's the Dilio, and a few others...

They're kind of like Reel Big Fish and a little like Sublime.

[Dunit35]

Have you guys listened to any of the new Buckcherry. I think it's pretty good.

Crazy Bitch and Sorry are good.

[greg63]

Ska.

I like Drawing Board, Hotel Room, Jaded, What's the Dilio, and a few others...

They're kind of like Reel Big Fish and a little like Sublime.

Man, this is a real indication of my age; I've not heard of any of those.


Well it's been fun, but I got a bid day ahead of me so I'm turnin in early.


Nite Planet!

[Dunit35]

Later greg.

[greg63]

Later greg.

..Don't get too much sun. :D

[58-4ever]

Ha, I just got on to see if anyone said anything about my pics and I saw that someone mentioned me on here.

I guess I've never been to the picture forum. People have pictures of themselves posted?

[58-4ever]

Lateralus is my favorite. Their new tune, Vicarious is pretty good...

That whole 10,000 days album is good.

[Halfcan]

wow, hootie is quickly earning nominations for this years DOUCHE of the Year

He gets my vote!

[Dunit35]

..Don't get too much sun. :D


Don't plan on it. I got too sunburnt at the Royals game last weekend.

[Dunit35]

I guess I've never been to the picture forum. People have pictures of themselves posted?


I do...mainly because they are with cheerleaders.

[Ultra Peanut]

Okay.

[Goddess Tara]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=57720&stc=1

That is terribly creepy.

[Ultra Peanut]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=57720&stc=1

That is terribly creepy.
WHY DO YOU THINK I NAMED IT THAT




HUH

[58-4ever]

WHY DO YOU THINK I NAMED IT THAT




HUH


ROFL

[BigMeatballDave]

WHY DO YOU THINK I NAMED IT THAT




HUHWhoa, you lost me...

[rad]

Wow. I lost count of how many different people hijacked this thread. You guys rule!!

[BigMeatballDave]

Wow. I lost count of how many different people hijacked this thread. You guys rule!!Thread hijacking is required here....so is think skin...

[J Diddy]

Thread hijacking is required here....so is think skin...

what is think skin?

Is it like a combination of pink and thin?

[Hootie]

what is think skin?

Is it like a combination of pink and thin?
the only combination I care about...

[Goddess Tara]

Thread hijacking is required here....so is think skin...

ROFL Do you realize that is the second time you spelled thick- think?

[Hootie]

ROFL Do you realize that is the second time you spelled thick- think?
well jimbo heard something new about you today you frickin' fag, wanna makeout or something?!

[Katipan]

Korea has an abnormally large number of hot Asian chicks, too.

bullshit.

and the toe thing is just gross.

[Halfcan]

ROFL Do you realize that is the second time you spelled thick- think?

Don't you thick you are being a bit hard on him. I thick so.