Have you ever visited a fortuneteller?

[Rain Man]

If so, what information or enlightenment did you receive? And did any predictions and/or psychic profiles of you turn out to be accurate?

Poll coming, but maybe you already knew that...

[VonneMarie]

Is there a poll coming?

[FAX]

Where is the poll, Mr. Rain Man?

FAX

[hypersensitiveZO6]

Rainman and Strippers have something in common. They both like poles.

[luv]

Rainman and Strippers have something in common. They both like poles.
Poles. Polls. What's the difference, really?

[Rain Man]

How did you all know a poll was forthcoming? That's spooky.

[hypersensitiveZO6]

How did you all know a poll was forthcoming? That's spooky.

This was my first fortune-teller experience.

[Spicy McHaggis]

A girl I know claims she can read palms but I know it's just a ploy to hold hands. I told her such and she "put a curse on me". I started turning into werewolf every full moon but I'm pretty sure the two are unrelated.

[Skip Towne]

I refuse to participate in this thread unless there is a poll forthcoming.

[VonneMarie]

This was my first fortune-teller experience.
ROFL

[FAX]

This thread makes me wonder.

Do monkeys go to hell if they're bad?

FAX

[hypersensitiveZO6]

A girl I know claims she can read palms but I know it's just a ploy to hold hands. I told her such and she "put a curse on me". I started turning into werewolf every full moon but I'm pretty sure the two are unrelated.

I think its time for:

HAND PICS!

http://www.calvin.edu/~lar3/hand.JPG

[Nzoner]

I once had a fortune teller call me wanting to advertise in our publication and when I told her we didn't accept those kinds of ads she got pissed.

I so wanted to say to her,if you can see into the future you should've known I was going to say no because we don't accept those kind of ads.

[Rain Man]

This thread makes me wonder.

Do monkeys go to hell if they're bad?

FAX

I bet that monkey hell is some sort of cosmetics testing laboratory.

[hypersensitiveZO6]

This thread makes me wonder.

Do monkeys go to hell if they're bad?

FAX

Its called NASA.

[plbrdude]

my only visit was to work for them. it was when i lived in az. they seemed fairly normal, didn't try to drum up any biz w/me. also they didn't have any customers while i was there. may be it was a slow time of year for fortune telling.may be they're busier around the holidays or something.

[ChiefsFire]

i go to one once a week..the same one Nick Athan goes to

[cdcox]

You left psychic detective off your poll.

[tommykat]

Actually I have.....here in Springfield and Jamacia. The one in Jamacia scared the chit out of me!!! It was with cards and this dude knew stuff that NO ONE could know but me. I walked away thinking "what the"....

It was all so true and scared me to death. It was all my past and he knew it! In Springfield? LOL......fun but nothing true.

[BucEyedPea]

I am one. :) I have mildly psychic abilities...and I control my destiny.

[FAX]

The last one I went to had a voodoo penis on her desk.

I turned around and got the heck out of there.

FAX

[greg63]

No.

[greg63]

You left psychic detective off your poll.

...And the obligatory Gaz option.

[StcChief]

Rainman,
Option missing: The Hotline with Miss Cleo....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Cleo

From all those span emails about 3 years

[Rain Man]

Actually I have.....here in Springfield and Jamacia. The one in Jamacia scared the chit out of me!!! It was with cards and this dude knew stuff that NO ONE could know but me. I walked away thinking "what the"....

It was all so true and scared me to death. It was all my past and he knew it! In Springfield? LOL......fun but nothing true.

What was the Jamaican guy telling you?

[58-4ever]

I think its time for:

HAND PICS!

http://www.calvin.edu/~lar3/hand.JPG

Whose hand? If you are a dude, I hope not yours.

[hypersensitiveZO6]

Whose hand? If you are a dude, I hope not yours.

That's not my hand. I wouldn't expose it to hand porn.