Genetic lottery thread

[cdcox]

Submit your user name and you will be given a fresh set of genes -- kind of like being reborn. I will randomly select a sex (M or F), race (white, black, native American, asian, or hispanic), birth health (healthy or birth defect), sexual orientation (straight or homosexual), IQ, adult height, body frame size (small, medium, large), athletic ability (5 catagories), appearance (5 catagories) and household income of your parents (7 catagories - this is the least genetic, but roughly emphasizes your opportunities in the world). All selections are independent, except height which depends on your birth sex. These are based on realistic demographics.

Credit to Rain Man who has done many similar threads in the past.

[Hammock Parties]

Do me!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Do me!



ROFL ROFL ROFL


Sign me up.

[cdcox]

GoCheifs

male hispanic healthy homosexual 83 5-10 large frame Juco athletic talent cute <$13K

[Basileus777]

Ok.

Am I supposed to believe that this is random?

[cdcox]

Mr. Flopnuts

male white healthy straight 100 5-10 medium frame above average athletic ability hot $44 to 80K

[cdcox]

Am I supposed to believe that this is random?

I couldn't believe it myself, but yes, it was completely random.

Basileus777
female black healthy straight 91 5-4 large frame HS star hot $44 to 80K

[Mr. Flopnuts]

GoChiefs

male hispanic healthy homosexual 83 5-10 large frame Juco athletic talent cute <$13K



ROFL ROFL ROFL so let me see if I can break this down. A hispanic male, that is slow, is a rump ranger and can't afford to eat. Ouch dude.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Mr. Flopnuts

male white healthy straight 100 5-10 medium frame above average athletic ability hot $44 to 80K



Fine by me. Where do I sign up?

[Bowser]

I'm almost afraid to ask.

[cdcox]

ROFL ROFL ROFL so let me see if I can break this down. A hispanic male, that is slow, is a rump ranger and can't afford to eat. Ouch dude.

At least his Juco level athletic ability will let him get an education. You got a real nice ticket, except for the IQ thing.

[SPchief]

heh

[cdcox]

Bowser:

male white healthy straight 82 5-11 large frame above average athletic ability homely $44 to 80K

[blueballs]

.

[Hammock Parties]

GoChiefs

male hispanic healthy homosexual 83 5-10 large frame Juco athletic talent cute <$13K

I'M MIKE PIAZZA!

[Bowser]

I'M MIKE PIAZZA!

ROFL

[Mr. Flopnuts]

At least his Juco level athletic ability will let him get an education. You got a real nice ticket, except for the IQ thing.



eh, average intelligence. I can live with that. Maybe ignorance would truly be bliss. Sounds like I'd be gettin enough ass to find out anyways. :)

[cdcox]

SPChief:

female white healthy straight 111 5-8 medium frame klutz homely <$13K

At least you have your health. That 111 IQ is at least something to work with.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'M MIKE PIAZZA!



ROFL OMG rep ROFL

[Bowser]

Bowser:

male white healthy straight 82 5-11 large frame above average athletic ability homely $44 to 80K

I'm Aaron Guiel?

[Basileus777]

Basileus777
female black healthy straight 91 5-4 large frame HS star hot $44 to 80K

A sex change? At least i'm hot I suppose, even if I am fat.

[cdcox]

blueballs

male black healthy straight 109 5-4 large frame above average athletic ability cute $25 to 44K

Just an average short guy.

[rad]

These are always fun.

[cdcox]

These are always fun.

You have no idea.

Rad

female black healthy straight 123 5-8 small frame competetive in sports homely $80 to 162K

Smart, good athletic ability, and from a good family. Bright future.

[Hammock Parties]

Actually if we're going by short gay mexicans with marginal athletic talent, there's always Santana and Eddie Guardado (if you like the Mariners).

[cdcox]

Actually if we're going by short gay mexicans with marginal athletic talent, there's always Santana and Eddie Guardado (if you like the Mariners).

Juco is top 1% in this simulation. Only Division I (top 0.2%) is higher in this game.

[rad]

You have no idea.

Rad

female black healthy straight 123 5-8 small frame competetive in sports homely $80 to 162K

Smart, good athletic ability, and from a good family. Bright future.

Wow

Pretty close

Except for the black and female part.

[Rain Man]

Oh! Count me in!

Are the races and figures proportional to the population, or do I have an equal probability of being a 7 ft Asian or a 5'9 white guy?

[cdcox]

Oh! Count me in!

Are the races and figures proportional to the population, or do I have an equal probability of being a 7 ft Asian or a 5'9 white guy?

Height is keyed to gender, but everything else is independently determined. But a Asian and 7 ft are both way out on the bell curve so getting both is pretty unlikely. 5-9 is the average height and white is the most common race so that combo is much more likely.

F9 for Rain Man yields:
female white healthy straight 81 5-4 small frame klutz smokin <$13K

I advise marrying well.

[Otter]

I'll bite.

[Rain Man]

F9 for Rain Man yields:
female white healthy straight 81 5-4 small frame klutz smokin <$13K

I advise marrying well.


Anyone want to buy naked pictures of me? Since I'm stupid and poor, I'm selling them for four bucks each.

[cdcox]

I'll bite.

male black healthy straight 99 5-8 medium frame klutz fugly $13 to 25K

Here's to good health!

[Rain Man]

male black healthy straight 99 5-8 medium frame klutz fugly $13 to 25K

Here's to good health!


You might want to support affirmative action.

[cdcox]

Anyone want to buy naked pictures of me? Since I'm stupid and poor, I'm selling them for four bucks each.

Smokin is top 5%, so I'm in.

Apparently being stupid interferes with your ability to take good advice. Hence, I repeat: marry well.

[Rain Man]

Funny thing is, I just had over two dozen chiefsplanet members send me rep in the last five minutes. It's great being smokin' hot.

[Bowser]

Funny thing is, I just had over two dozen chiefsplanet members send me rep in the last five minutes. It's great being smokin' hot.

You're such a slut.

[cdcox]

I'm holding out on my rep till you post pictures of a body part.

[Rain Man]

You're such a slut.


I use the tools I have. I may be stupid, poor, and clumsy, but I have the face of an angel and the breasts of a Vargas painting. My only regret is that I'm not bisexual.

[Rain Man]

I'm holding out on my rep till you post pictures of a body part.

Oh, cool. Am I one of those black widow murderers, too?

[Hammock Parties]

Funny thing is, I just had over two dozen chiefsplanet members send me rep in the last five minutes. It's great being smokin' hot.

Your ego is showing.

[cdcox]

I use the tools I have. I may be stupid, poor, and clumsy, but I have the face of an angel and the breasts of a Vargas painting. My only regret is that I'm not bisexual.

We need about 1000 players to have a decent chance of getting a smokin hot lesbian. Probably 3000 to get one stupid enough to post pics.

[cdcox]

Oh, cool. Am I one of those black widow murderers, too?

Your body part, attached.

You are dim.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I use the tools I have. I may be stupid, poor, and clumsy, but I have the face of an angel and the breasts of a Vagina painting. My only regret is that I'm not bisexual.


What?

[Otter]

male black healthy straight 99 5-8 medium frame klutz fugly $13 to 25K

Here's to good health!

I'm going to have to demand to see the source code of your randomization algorithm

Fuggin whitey keepin' me down

[teedubya]

Um... Give er a shot.

[teedubya]

Funny thing is, at first glance, I saw Generic Lottery thread. Like you buy tickets with food stamps instead of cash. Sweet.

[cdcox]

Um... Give er a shot.


female hispanic healthy straight 80 5-2 medium frame above average athletic ability cute $13 to 25K

GoChiefs would have made a good match for you, except for the fact that he is gay.

[teedubya]

female hispanic healthy straight 80 5-2 medium frame above average athletic ability cute $13 to 25K



:)

http://www.bellaclub.com/assays/28/1120141919a1051e1164d1910051899ca442c9ab30.jpg

[Mr. Flopnuts]

:)

http://www.bellaclub.com/assays/28/1120141919a1051e1164d1910051899ca442c9ab30.jpg



Damn, I'd **** you.

[58-4ever]

Damn, I'd **** you.

You can't even see if there's a bulge in the front!

[cdcox]

Damn, I'd **** you.

I agree, but Ms. Hali might be stretching the definition of "cute", which spans the top 60 to 80% percentile.

[banyon]

ok shoot.

[cdcox]

ok shoot.

female white healthy straight 104 5-4 medium frame competetive in sports average appearance $13 to 25K

You can lead an average American life, complete with the 2.4 kids. And that's not a bad thing.

[banyon]

female white healthy straight 104 5-4 medium frame competetive in sports average appearance $13 to 25K

You can lead an average American life, complete with the 2.4 kids. And that's not a bad thing.


geez, nothing left to do but pay my taxes and die, I guess. :)

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You can't even see if there's a bulge in the front!



Shit I don't think I'd care as long as I could hit it from that side...............I said that out loud didn't I? See, there are inside words and outside words. Inside words stay in, and outside words go out. But right there an inside word popped out. The end.

[Rain Man]

female hispanic healthy straight 80 5-2 medium frame above average athletic ability cute $13 to 25K



I'm better looking than you.

[Rain Man]

banyon

female white healthy straight 104 5-4 medium frame competetive in sports average appearance $13 to 25K

You can lead an average American life, complete with the 2.4 kids. And that's not a bad thing.


I'm way better looking than you.

[cdcox]

I'm way better looking than you.

Even though I haven't seen your picture, I'm strangely attracted toward your personality.

[banyon]

I'm way better looking than you.


Maybe, but I'm bigger than you. If you don't watch it, I might take you down from "smoking" to just "above average".

[cdcox]

Maybe, but I'm bigger than you. If you don't watch it, I might take you down from "smoking" to just "above average".

Tonya Harding?

[teedubya]

Maybe, but I'm bigger than you. If you don't watch it, I might take you down from "smoking" to just "above average".

ROFL

[Rain Man]

If you give me rep, I'll describe my nipples to you.

[cdcox]

If you give me rep, I'll describe my nipples to you.

You work behind the counter at a convenience store, don't you.