ROYC75
11-27-2000, 12:41 PM
The F.B.I. has launched a full investigation on the election in Florida today! Citing Numberous cases of pregnant chads in Democratic counties has led them to believe that ballot tampering has been caused by an overdose of viagra by the DNC.
The DNC has denied any wrong actions in this case. The F.B.I claims in the reports the use of the viagra was was lead to the Cockiness of the Florida Dem's during the election.The reports states that as long as Al Gore continues to get recounts,the pregnant chads will come full term by Dec.12th,threfore becoming valid votes for the Gore/Lieberman ticket!
The RNC has already collected all the chads that were abortioned during the election by picking them up off the floor . These were pregnant chads that were aborted before there full term.
Stay tuned for the latest developments on this never ending story of "HOW TO WIN AN ELECTION". ;)
(Just a little Monday Humor after our GREAT performance on Sunday!) :D<P>
The DNC has denied any wrong actions in this case. The F.B.I claims in the reports the use of the viagra was was lead to the Cockiness of the Florida Dem's during the election.The reports states that as long as Al Gore continues to get recounts,the pregnant chads will come full term by Dec.12th,threfore becoming valid votes for the Gore/Lieberman ticket!
The RNC has already collected all the chads that were abortioned during the election by picking them up off the floor . These were pregnant chads that were aborted before there full term.
Stay tuned for the latest developments on this never ending story of "HOW TO WIN AN ELECTION". ;)
(Just a little Monday Humor after our GREAT performance on Sunday!) :D<P>