Strange eBay Royals' item for sale

[FringeNC]

I wonder if this is officially licensed merchandise:

http://cgi.ebay.com/CORNHOLE-BAGS-KANSAS-CITY-ROYALS-CLEARANCE-PRICED_W0QQitemZ7171801661QQcategoryZ79791QQssPageNameZWD1VQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I know the team really has gone into the shitter, but this is a little much.

[58-4ever]

It's also being sold by a woman, who I would venture to say knows nothing about baseball or the Royals. **** her!

[alpha_omega]

No thanks.

[Bob Dole]

Why she's calling them "cornhole" bags is beyond Bob Dole's comprehension.

They sound like custom fabric corn pillows, which actually make pretty spiffy heating pads. (You warm them in the microwave and they stay toasty for quite awhile.)

[hawkchief]

What in the world does one do with cornhole bags?

Scary.

[Hammock Parties]

http://www.velocityweekly.com/2005/0921/life/recreation.html

[Chief Henry]

We call this game "Panty Waste" for what ever reason.

[Frazod]

I've played this before, but certainly never heard it referred to as "cornhole." Good Lord. :spock:

[Predarat]

The Royals are a team filled entirely with Cornholes. I love the symbolism here!

[BWillie]

I one time tried to sell my spunk on the ebay. I was gonna bust a nut into a cup, and mail it. It was a tangible item and everything, but for some reason they took my auction down after a few days. I even had it bidded up to $3 dollars.