Another suburban family morning...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

... grandmother screaming at the wall..........
















discuss.

[Donger]

Daddy only stares into the distance
There's only so much more that he can take

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

you skipped a few lines but nice effort anyway...



we have to shout above the din of our rice crispies
we can't hear anything at all
mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
but we know all her suicides are fake


... then to Dongers line. We're on a roll people.

[Donger]

Many miles away something crawls from the slime
At the bottom of a dark Scottish lake

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

another industrial ugly morning
the factory belches filth into the sky

[Donger]

He wanders through the picket lines something something.
He doesn't stop to wonder why.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

He wanders through the picket lines something something.
He doesn't stop to wonder why.
you're giving full effort man. I love ya.

He walks unhindered through the pickets today
He doesn't think to wonder why
secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts in a red light street
but all he ever thinks to do is watch
and every single meeting with his so-called superior
is a humiliating kick in the crotch.

[Donger]

Many miles away something crawls to the surface of a dark Scottish loch.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

another working day has ended
only the rush hour hell to face

[Donger]

Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Daddy grips the wheel and stares alone into the distance
he knows that something somewhere has to break

[Donger]

He sees the family home now looming in the headlights
The pain upstairs that makes his testicles ache

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

many miles away there's a shadow on the door
of a cottage on the shore
of a dark scottish lake

many miles away...

many miles away...

[sedated]

you two are so cute

yet another Planet love connection

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Thanks. This was the greatest thread ever to be shared between two people.

[Donger]

you two are so cute

yet another Planet love connection

I can't help it if beer me wants to f*ck me. It wasn't always so, mind you.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I can't help it if beer me wants to f*ck me. It wasn't always so, mind you.
I don't want to f*ck you... but a reach around might be decent of ya.

[Donger]

I don't want to f*ck you... but a reach around might be decent of ya.

Wait. You want me to f*ck you?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Wait. You want me to f*ck you?
nah. I'm not that kind of boy... but thanks.

I hope I'm not breaking your heart.

[Donger]

nah. I'm not that kind of boy... but thanks.

I hope I'm not breaking your heart.

I don't have one to break.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I don't have one to break.
excellent.

[burt]

Thanks. This was the greatest thread ever to be shared between two people.

I can't concentrate with your signature looking at me like that....

[Donger]

Holy sh*t. I just found out that this a song from The Police. All this time I thought it was XTC.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I can't concentrate with your signature looking at me like that....
She wants you man. Go to her.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Holy sh*t. I just found out that this a song from The Police.
Yes... Synchronicity II