Signs that you have grown up!

[Halfcan]

Your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them.

[Halfcan]

You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

[Donger]

An unsolicited "I love you, Daddy" from the rug rats.

Little f*ckers.

[Saulbadguy]

You post threads like this.

[Moooo]

How about this: You've reached a point where you just don't understand how these young kids can listen to music SO LOUDLY!!!

Then again, I've fit all three bills of yours and I'm only 22. That either makes you wrong or me boring (I'm going with the latter).

Moooo

[Tatertot13]

I finally have stopped wearing GoodNites to bed!

[The Red Sea]

When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"

[Halfcan]

An unsolicited "I love you, Daddy" from the rug rats.

Little f*ckers.

Yep that is awesome!!! Kids make it all worth it!

[Fish]

I went to bed before 1am last night......

[Halfcan]

You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

[Halfcan]

When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"

LOL you must have got the email-funny shit on there.

[Demonpenz]

You go to work everyday

[onescrewleftuntwisted]

i guess i havent grown up yet, i still like my music loud, who needs food when you can drink your dinner, don't have kids, and i went to the bar last night and tried to see how far i could get through the shot book.

[Chiefnj]

You get rid of your old velcro wallet for a leather one.

[Halfcan]

5150 was the "New" Van Halen and started a huge riff between fans.

Now-who cares??

[The Red Sea]

You read this entire thread looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.

[HarryParatestes]

You release more flatulance before 7 AM than you did all day as a

yooot.

[rageeumr]

Having a keg at your place is no longer a guarantee that 50 people you don't know will show up.

[BWillie]

You sun burn the top fo your head for the first time, and start freaking out that you may be turning bald at age 23.

[dollar1]

As men do, pull a nose hair out and through the tears, you see the hair is white.

~back under rock~

[ck_IN]

<i>As men do, pull a nose hair out and through the tears, you see the hair is white.</i>

Or you find some white/gray hair about three feet further south.

I haven't reached that point yet but I'm dreading it.

[StcChief]

<i>As men do, pull a nose hair out and through the tears, you see the hair is white.</i>

Or you find some white/gray hair about three feet further south.

I haven't reached that point yet but I'm dreading it.

Pull nose hair....do you do ear hair too... Sadist

I use an electric trimmer,
:p

[dollar1]

electric trimers are for whimps :p

Nah, I do use them, but as I'm getting older, the hair seems to be growing faster...WTF? I yank the ones that tickle my upper lip :)

The eye brow hairs keep going too. I've got one that is about 1" long. His name is Luigi.

~back under rock~

[Halfcan]

A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer the "Good"stuff.

[KCChiefsMan]

If I want a cookie.....I have a cookie

[Halfcan]

"I just can't drink the way I used too," replaces "I will never drink that much again!"

[ChiefsFire]

when ya look alil harder at the minivans instead of the 4 wheel drive pickups at the cardealership

[plbrdude]

How about this: You've reached a point where you just don't understand how these young kids can listen to music SO LOUDLY!!!

Then again, I've fit all three bills of yours and I'm only 22. That either makes you wrong or me boring (I'm going with the latter).

Moooo


maybe wise instead of boring. i's 34 before i got off the stuff.

[Rain Man]

You become invisible to teenagers, or worse, they call you 'sir'.

[Starbux37]

When I used to be able to go party with my buds for 72 hours straight and take 24 hours to recover and now stay up for 24 hours straight and it takes 72 hours to recover.

[Hammock Parties]

If I want a cookie.....I have a cookie

HELL YES!

[Rain Man]

You begin to question whether it's appropriate to show some things on TV.

[milkman]

How about this: You've reached a point where you just don't understand how these young kids can listen to music SO LOUDLY!!!


Damn, I've been grown up since before I even turned 10 years old, if this is one of the signs.

[stevieray]

you buy four new tires...at the same time.

[Halfcan]

Your insurance goes down and your car payment goes up.

[stevieray]

Your insurance goes down and your car payment goes up.

your insurance goes down and you own your car.

[Halfcan]

You are the one calling the cops, because those kids next door won't turn down the music.

[007]

You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
YEP :banghead:

[BWillie]

Chicks don't screw you anymore unless you take them to dinner, tell them they are special, hang out with them in the daytime, etc.

[cdcox]

You're old enough to be the father of one of your friends.

[Halfcan]

Chicks don't screw you anymore unless you take them to dinner, tell them they are special, hang out with them in the daytime, etc.

No shit-my best line used to be "So you wanna" now its dinners and movies and you have to act like you really want this relationship to last forever.

[greg63]

Your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them.

Geez in that case I was born getting old! :shake: