Sunday night

[luv]

I don't think I've ever had this good of a buzz going on a Sunday night. Anyone else having fun?

[tommykat]

:hmmm:Got a buzz on Coke? :D

[greg63]

Well; having fun, but not buzzing.

[keg in kc]

Pshaw.

I don't drink.

[luv]

:hmmm:Got a buzz on Coke? :D
Started off with flu shots (6), but now I've moved onto screwdrivers.

[big nasty kcnut]

Cool deal watched ecw ons and going to eat ribs now.

[greg63]

Started off with flu shots (6), but now I've moved onto screwdrivers.

Wow! Soon you'll be outdrinkin Endelt! :D

[Mecca]

Cool deal watched ecw ons and going to eat ribs now.

You are going to get high RVD style.....

[luv]

Cool deal watched ecw ons and going to eat ribs now.
At nearly midnight? You go, boy!

[luv]

You are going to get high RVD style.....
People should not use acronyms while I'm drinking. I have no clue wtf you're talking about!

[Mecca]

People should not use acronyms while I'm drinking. I have no clue wtf you're talking about!

He said he watched ECW.....RVD=Rob Van Dam, he's a wrestler there, and he well likes to smoke weed.

[big nasty kcnut]

luv well yeah since i saw the ppv at buffalo wild wings. Plus mecca no i have to work at 9. One more thing i have a beer buzz now.

[luv]

He said he watched ECW.....RVD=Rob Van Dam, he's a wrestler there, and he well likes to smoke weed.
And ECW is...?

[keg in kc]

I can't believe you people. Drinking alcohol. On a Sunday. How heathen.

[Mecca]

This being RVD........

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/justtxyank/84850e23.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/beksmommy/rvd.jpg

[Mecca]

And ECW is...?

It stands for Extreme Championship Wrestling.

[luv]

This being RVD........

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/justtxyank/84850e23.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/beksmommy/rvd.jpg
He looks gay.

[greg63]

He looks teh gay.

You forgot the "teh".

[Mecca]

He looks gay.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/Mecca2525/wifervd261001.jpg

That's him and his wife.......and I hope you don't think guys with long hair are gay....

[Tribal Warfare]

I hope you don't think guys with long hair are gay....

WORD

[Dunit35]

ECW is still on? I use to love that wrestling a lot better than WWE.

[luv]

ECW is still on? I use to love that wrestling a lot better than WWE.
At least I know what WWE is.

At this point, I'm surprised I can still type.

[Mecca]

ECW is still on? I use to love that wrestling a lot better than WWE.

Well it's being put on by the WWE but they're letting Paul Heyman do with it as he wants as far as the booking goes.

[alanm]

I don't think I've ever had this good of a buzz going on a Sunday night. Anyone else having fun?
The only bad thing about drinking on a Sunday night is going to work Monday morning. :deevee:

[Dunit35]

Well it's being put on by the WWE but they're letting Paul Heyman do with it as he wants as far as the booking goes.


I use to rent all their PPV's and stay up real late to watch their one night a week show. That stuff was way more real than WWE will ever be.

[Mecca]

I use to rent all their PPV's and stay up real late to watch their one night a week show. That stuff was way more real than WWE will ever be.

Well you shouldn't be looking at it that way because wrestling will never be "real". Some guys work stiff but real isn't the right word to use.

[greg63]

At least I know what WWE is.

At this point, I'm surprised I can still type.
ROFL
Hey, I'm stone sober and can't type.

[greg63]

The only bad thing about drinking on a Sunday night is going to work Monday morning. :deevee:

Second shifters don't have to worry about that.

[Dunit35]

Well you shouldn't be looking at it that way because wrestling will never be "real". Some guys work stiff but real isn't the right word to use.


Actually it's more along the lines of the soap opera action WWE puts on compared to ECW not really being much of a soap opera.

[luv]

The only bad thing about drinking on a Sunday night is going to work Monday morning. :deevee:
I work nights. I don't have to be at work until 3PM.

[BWillie]

Hey luv, want to come over to my place. We can eat some dinner and pop in that new sisqo cd? No?

[Mecca]

And just so you know RVD isn't gay here are 2 more pics of him and his wife.........

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/Mecca2525/duke9.jpg http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/Mecca2525/duke8.jpg

[grandllama]

Well it's being put on by the WWE but they're letting Paul Heyman do with it as he wants as far as the booking goes.

I quit watching ALL wrestling about three years ago, but if Vince will keep his nose out of it and give Paul full creative control, at least maybe I can suspend belief that Vince owns it and enjoy mindless violence and male soap operas again...

I just really, really wish that Uncle Ted would start or buy (um, TNA) an organization again since the no compete has expired so that there would be true competion...

~~llama aka ex indy wrestler 'Mr. Toad'

btw, yes luv, I'm toasted... one of my very rare nights off...

[grandllama]

And just so you know RVD isn't gay here are 2 more pics of him and his wife.........

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/Mecca2525/duke8.jpg

RVD obviously 'knows the toe'

[alanm]

Second shifters don't have to worry about that.
I used to test that theory quite often. I almost always regretted it. :(

[grandllama]

I work nights. I don't have to be at work until 3PM.

I don't have to be to work until 7:15pm Wed :p

[Bowser]

Started off with flu shots (6), but now I've moved onto screwdrivers.


..

[grandllama]

Well you shouldn't be looking at it that way because wrestling will never be "real". Some guys work stiff but real isn't the right word to use.

I quit arguing the 'real vs. fake' argument a long time ago... I will however argue from experience, that every time I got into the ring, I may have known who was going to win, but the shit hurt, and it physically exhausted me to even go 15 minutes...

[greg63]

I used to test that theory quite often. I almost always regretted it. :(
Admittedly; you would know better then I.

[Dunit35]

RVD obviously 'knows the toe'


Beat me to it.

[Mecca]

It obviously takes physical talent and skills to be a good wrestler........some people don't realize the amount of athletic skill that goes into being a good wrestler.

[luv]

Hey luv, want to come over to my place. We can eat some dinner and pop in that new sisqo cd? No?
Sisco? Uh, no.

[keg in kc]

Sisco? Uh, no.
Weren't you complaining about a lack of booty on another thread?

Beggars can't be choosers....

[greg63]

So whats the drink count luv???

[luv]

I don't have to be to work until 7:15pm Wed :p
SHOOSH!

So not fair!

[luv]

..
Not drunk, but getting there! :thumb:

[alanm]

Admittedly; you would know better then I.
Used to. Celebrated 9 yrs. a couple of weeks ago. :thumb:

[keg in kc]

Not drunk, but getting there! :thumb:My ass.

[luv]

So whats the drink count luv???
Enough that I've already had to pee twice now. ROFL

[Mecca]

It's turning into a watersports thread......

[keg in kc]

It's turning into a watersports thread......eww.

[greg63]

Enough that I've already had to pee twice now. ROFL
Need me to keep track???ROFL

[greg63]

Used to. Celebrated 9 yrs. a couple of weeks ago. :thumb:

Congrats :thumb:

[rad]

Enough that I've already had to pee twice now. ROFL

Hope you made it to the toilet! :D

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Enough that I've already had to pee twice now. ROFL
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a57/methejosh/random%20pictures/drunker.jpg

[grandllama]

It's turning into a watersports thread......

when scat gets mentioned, its time for bed...

[alanm]

Enough that I've already had to pee twice now. ROFL
And not even a beer between shots. :eek:

[luv]

when scat gets mentioned, its time for bed...
Hey! I like scat!

[Mecca]

when scat gets mentioned, its time for bed...

You mean like the scatman?

http://scatmanj.ytmnd.com/

[Bugeater]

Hey! I like scat!
Ooh! That's almost signature material.

[Mecca]

Hey! I like scat!

Wow.......I'm not touching that one.

[luv]

You mean like the scatman?

http://scatmanj.ytmnd.com/
Ummm....no.

[luv]

Disclaimer: If poster is drunk (or really buzzed) when posting, nothing can be used against them.



Sounds good to me! :thumb:

(At least I can still type!)

[grandllama]

You mean like the scatman?

http://scatmanj.ytmnd.com/

If by scatman you mean St. Loser native Chuck Berry, why yes.

[Mecca]

I'm wondering if she knows what scat means.

[grandllama]

I'm wondering if she knows what scat means.

Well, shit, I thought everybody knew what that stinkin word meant...

[keg in kc]

I'm wondering if she knows what scat means.Ya think? LOL

[luv]

I'm wondering if she knows what scat means.
I was thinking a type of music. Someone just informed me in an IM. NO WAY!

[rad]

Hey! I like scat!

How many PM's that one get ya?

[Bugeater]

Disclaimer: If poster is drunk (or really buzzed) when posting, nothing can be used against them.



Sounds good to me! :thumb:

(At least I can still type!)
Too late!

[grandllama]

I was thinking a type of music. Someone just informed me in an IM. NO WAY!

So who was the little turd that little the stinkin cat out of the bag and was to embarressed to shit in public?

[grandllama]

How many BM's that one get ya?

Fixed your post.

[rad]

Fixed your post.
ROFL

[Mecca]

You should have shown her a video instead......the reaction would have been better.

[keg in kc]

I think we'll need to change her handle to 'luv2defecate".

[luv]

Well **** me running, I was thinking of ska.

[rad]

I think we'll need to change her handle to 'luv2defecate".

Or 'luv2shite'

[grandllama]

Disclaimer: If poster is drunk (or really buzzed) when posting, nothing can be used against them.



Sounds good to me! :thumb:

(At least I can still type!)

BTW, Luv, in 4 years that alibi has NEVER worked for me ;)

[keg in kc]

Or 'luv2shite'lolololol

[luv]

This is SO NOT FUNNY! ROFL

This thread better make it to the hall of classics or I'm ****ed! :banghead:

[Demonpenz]

rivera paradise is a good one by Stevie Ray Vaughn if your feeling good and alittle drunk

[grandllama]

Well **** me running, I was thinking of ska.

Well, in your defense, there is a musical offshoot of the blues called Scat... ie Cab Calloway Hidee Hidee Ho, but us drunks were not talking about that...

Come to think of it a Scat Ska Scat party might make friends around here...

[keg in kc]

This is SO NOT FUNNY! ROFL

This thread better make it to the hall of classics or I'm ****ed! :banghead:For you to get f*cked, I think it would have to make it to the hall of a$$ics, ms. luv2shite.

[grandllama]

This is SO NOT FUNNY! ROFL

This thread better make it to the hall of classics or I'm ****ed! :banghead:

Probably not, it needs some Slayer / Go Chiefs photoshops and some discussion about urinating outside.

[Bugeater]

This is SO NOT FUNNY! ROFL

This thread better make it to the hall of classics or I'm ****ed! :banghead:
ROFL

[Mecca]

After this I will never think of Luv quite the same way again.

[luv]

Probably not, it needs some Slayer / Go Chiefs photoshops and some discussion about urinating outside.
I could tell you a story about peeing on someone's porch in the middle of winter due to someone being passed out inside the bathroom door to where I couln't get it open.

[Moooo]

After this I will never think of Luv quite the same way again.

Yeah, talk about walking in to a sh*tstorm. Wasn't expecting that!

Moooo

[rad]

Poop? Pee? What the hell?!?!?!?

[Moooo]

I could tell you a story about peeing on someone's porch in the middle of winter due to someone being passed out inside the bathroom door to where I couln't get it open.

You need to surround yourself with different people.

Moooo

[luv]

C'mon. At least I'm keeping you entertained on a Sunday night!

[keg in kc]

C'mon. At least I'm keeping you entertained on a Sunday night!Funniest....thread....ever.

luv2shite. ROFL

[rad]

Right on the porch? Or in a bucket ON the porch?

[Mecca]

I could tell you a story about peeing on someone's porch in the middle of winter due to someone being passed out inside the bathroom door to where I couln't get it open.

You pissed on the guy who was passed out?........like I said watersports.

[luv]

Funniest....thread....ever.

luv2shite. ROFL
4321

[Chiefs Pantalones]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/socialoutkastpunk/cool%20pics/thhello.gif

Yep.

[luv]

Right on the porch? Or in a bucket ON the porch?
In the snow on the porch. My socks were soaked!

[Moooo]

4321

So why are you drinking anyway...on a Sunday...I'm guessing by yourself?

Moooo

[keg in kc]

Oh f*ck, this is classic.

[grandllama]

So why are you drinking anyway...on a Sunday...I'm guessing by yourself?

Moooo

I'm sure Bob is right there within reach.

[keg in kc]

So why are you drinking anyway...on a Sunday...I'm guessing by yourself?

MooooWHy the f*ck not?

[rad]

In the snow on the porch. My socks were soaked!

Standing up?

[Mecca]

In the snow on the porch. My socks were soaked!

You aren't suppose to piss on your own feet.

[rad]

I'm sure Bob is right there within reach.
ROFL

[grandllama]

You need to surround yourself with different people.

Moooo

I agree, most motion pictures I have viewed that concern themself with this subject matter have the center of attention surrounded by many, many people.

[luv]

I'm sure Bob is right there within reach.
You need to post more often. I like you! :thumb:

And I used BOB this afternoon.

[luv]

You aren't suppose to piss on your own feet.
From the snow!

[Moooo]

WHy the f*ck not?

I dunno. I guess its cause when I drink too much I just get bummed out. I'm sure if you need it to fulfill your bodily fluid-involved inhibitions it would be a bit more productive...JK

Moooo

[luv]

So why are you drinking anyway...on a Sunday...I'm guessing by yourself?

Moooo
Because I can?

[Mecca]

From the snow!

Well hey never know maybe you had a Jellyfish sting or something........looking at this now no wonder you showed off those pics of your feet.

[Moooo]

Because I can?

Fair enough, like I said before. Obviously you're having fun.

Moooo

[grandllama]

You need to post more often. I like you! :thumb:

And I used BOB this afternoon.

I enjoy this lively, if shit stained, banter as well... trust me, if you would have been around in the day of the 'classic' night crew, you would have fit in nicely ;)

[rad]

I hate my first night off. Screws me up for like a day and a half.

[go bo]

scatman carrothers was a famous jazz musician...

[Mecca]

You need to post more often. I like you! :thumb:

And I used BOB this afternoon.

You know GoChiefs name is Bob.......

[luv]

You know GoChiefs name is Bob.......
:Lin:

[keg in kc]

I enjoy this lively, if shit stained, banter as well... trust me, if you would have been around in the day of the 'classic' night crew, you would have fit in nicely ;)Oh, the days of the night crew.

I'll raise a glass to comrades lost.

[grandllama]

scatman carrothers was a famous jazz musician...

Ugh, pale face Go Bo no longer talk like dis.

Llama boy need post more often

:thumb::clap:TinkyWinky:moon::Pimp:

[grandllama]

Oh, the days of the night crew.

I'll raise a glass to comrades lost.

A toast to Lvnhack, Sky, et al :toast:

[luv]

I enjoy this lively, if shit stained, banter as well... trust me, if you would have been around in the day of the 'classic' night crew, you would have fit in nicely ;)
I'm too "nice". Although, whenever I drink, I don't give a shit wtf I say! :thumb:

[Moooo]

:Lin:

This is what happens later, no? Consequently filling out the "bodily fluids list" in the thread.

Moooo

[grandllama]

You know GoChiefs name is Bob.......

Go Chiefs has as much chance of even sniffing a vagina, let alone Luv's, as I do of actually getting a hand job from Elizabeth Hurley

[rad]

I'm too "nice". Although, whenever I drink, I don't give a shit wtf I say! :thumb:

Yeah, well, your avatar is freaking me out and it's dark in here.......

[Mecca]

I'm too "nice". Although, whenever I drink, I don't give a shit wtf I say! :thumb:

You don't give a shit where you shit either...........scat liker.

[grandllama]

This is what happens later, no? Consequently filling out the "bodily fluids list" in the thread.

Moooo

and my last post mentioned hand job, so I think that pretty much covers it as soon as i spit out my chaw into the spittoon.

[Moooo]

and my last post mentioned hand job, so I think that pretty much covers it as soon as i spit out my chaw into the spittoon.

Its the circle of life...really.

Moooo

[rad]

and my last post mentioned hand job, so I think that pretty much covers it as soon as i spit out my chaw into the spittoon.

No one mentioned sexual fluids yet....

[keg in kc]

No one mentioned sexual fluids yet....Uhm, no.

[Demonpenz]

pussies that plug into my usb porn are overated

[Mecca]

pussies that plug into my usb porn are overated

Port or porn.......

[Moooo]

No one mentioned sexual fluids yet....

Give luv time, we're only on page 9...

Moooo

[keg in kc]

pussies that plug into my usb porn are overatedYou need to check my link on the sex toys thread.

[Mecca]

Well she already talked about scat......maybe she'll tell us about squirting next.

[luv]

Well she already talked about scat......maybe she'll tell us about squirting next.
I'm not a squirter, and I'm comparitively quiet in bed.

[grandllama]

No one mentioned sexual fluids yet....

Well, if Liz does the handjob right, I do believe this would be covered (as would Liz)

[grandllama]

I'm not a squirter, and I'm comparitively quiet in bed.

If you claim your not a squirter, I claim you haven't been with the right man yet.ROFL

[keg in kc]

I'm not a squirter, and I'm comparitively quiet in bed.Oh, that's too bad.

[rad]

I'm not a squirter, and I'm comparitively quiet in bed.

Maybe you haven't had the right partner?

BOB can only accomplish so much.

[Moooo]

I'm not a squirter, and I'm comparitively quiet in bed.

I heard a chick say once that every woman is capable of it. She said it makes you feel like you have to pee or something. Hell, truthfully if it only happens after she feels like she has to pee, is that something you want going on?

Also, I can't help but ask, comparitive to what or who?

Moooo

[keg in kc]

Hell, truthfully if it only happens after she feels like she has to pee, is that something you want going on?Yes.

[Mecca]

You guys enjoy those squirt porns where the girls shoot half way across the room........

[rad]

I'm hungry. I'm going to get a pecan brownie and roll it up into a log.......

[keg in kc]

You guys enjoy those squirt porns where the girls shoot half way across the room........Yes.

[keg in kc]

I'm hungry. I'm going to get a pecan brownie and roll it up into a log.......Yes.

[Mecca]

Yes.

LOL.......I actually have some of those on my computer.......

[rad]

You guys enjoy those squirt porns where the girls shoot half way across the room........

Yeah, it's awesome when some of it hits the lens of the camera.

[grandllama]

You guys enjoy those squirt porns where the girls shoot half way across the room........

I considered them educational videos on how to make it happen in real life (and it has...)

damn keg, wouldn't have sky love this thread ROFL

[keg in kc]

Yeah, it's awasome when some of it hits the lens of the camera.Yes.

[Moooo]

The squirting stuff isn't for me. If a chick I was with accidentally squirted all over me or couldn't help it, it wouldn't creep me out, but I'm good either way.

Note how quiet luv has gotten when the conversation moves to non-scat based topics...

Moooo

[Mecca]

You guys need to go look up......Cytheria, Flower Tucci and Tiana Lynn.

Tory Lane is my favorite pornstar by the way if you wanna check her out.

[Demonpenz]

if a girl squirts out anything other than a baby i am happy

[Tribal Warfare]

ECW is still on? I use to love that wrestling a lot better than WWE.

I was skimming through the channels the other night, and noticed the title of the program ECW vs WWE. Checked it out, because I've been taking a break from wraslin since the change their story lines than a dirty diaper

[Mecca]

The ECW show debutes on the sci-fi network on the 12th I believe.

[luv]

Oh, that's too bad.
I make noise, I just don't yell.

[Mecca]

I make noise, I just don't yell.

Could you simulate the noises?

[keg in kc]

The ECW show debutes on the sci-fi network on the 12th I believe.tuesday night, whatever that is

[Moooo]

I make noise, I just don't yell.

Too concerned with what your neighbors will think, or is the guy or BOB not good enough??? LOL JK :)

Moooo

[keg in kc]

I make noise, I just don't yell.Now, what's the fun in that?

[Mecca]

Too concerned with what your neighbors will think, or is the guy or BOB not good enough??? LOL JK :)

Moooo

If she made lots of loud noise when she was by herself.....that would be interesting.

[grandllama]

You guys need to go look up......Cytheria, Flower Tucci and Tiana Lynn.

Tory Lane is my favorite pornstar by the way if you wanna check her out.

You guys need to investigate the original 'little squirt' Nikki Charm

"Nikki Charm. I shot some of my best loads thanks to Nikki. This hot little bitch (4'11' - 95 lbs.) really knew how to work it. Small, but not tiny tits and a big bottom lead her list of assets. She also has that innocent little schoolgirl image, but ****s like a preachers daughter. Best of all, she has squirting orgasms"

quote stolen from http://www.ampland.com/pshof/ but I agree 100%

[Mecca]

You guys need to investigate the original 'little squirt' Nikki Charm

"Nikki Charm. I shot some of my best loads thanks to Nikki. This hot little bitch (4'11' - 95 lbs.) really knew how to work it. Small, but not tiny tits and a big bottom lead her list of assets. She also has that innocent little schoolgirl image, but ****s like a preachers daughter. Best of all, she has squirting orgasms"

quote stolen from http://www.ampland.com/pshof/ but I agree 100%

Flower Tucci>her

Give me a minute and I'll find a pic.

[grandllama]

The ECW show debutes on the sci-fi network on the 12th I believe.

And what the hell does that have to do with golden showers, scat, squirting orgasms, and BOB

[keg in kc]

I saw a movie about a month ago, damn girl shot like 4 feet. It was incredible.

[keg in kc]

And what the hell does that have to do with golden showers, scat, squirting orgasms, and BOBExtreme cumshot wrestling.

[Moooo]

If she made lots of loud noise when she was by herself.....that would be interesting.

I had a neighbor that about 2-3 times a week I'd hear a humming sound in my bedroom and then sure enough. She was uglier than sin, but she was really loud, even by herself...

I wanna know what the hell she was using for me to hear the hum NEXT FRIGGIN DOOR!!! No wonder she was loud!

Moooo

[grandllama]

I had a neighbor that about 2-3 times a week I'd hear a humming sound in my bedroom and then sure enough. She was uglier than sin, but she was really loud, even by herself...

I wanna know what the hell she was using for me to hear the hum NEXT FRIGGIN DOOR!!! No wonder she was loud!

Moooo

220 on the money, honey ROFL

[keg in kc]

I had a neighbor that about 2-3 times a week I'd hear a humming sound in my bedroom and then sure enough. She was uglier than sin, but she was really loud, even by herself...

I wanna know what the hell she was using for me to hear the hum NEXT FRIGGIN DOOR!!! No wonder she was loud!

MooooHot.

[luv]

Too concerned with what your neighbors will think, or is the guy or BOB not good enough??? LOL JK :)

Moooo
My neighbors don't seem to care about keeping me awake. I just try to compete. At least my sex lasts longer.

[Moooo]

Hot.

Not really. Imagine Angelina Jolie, covered in bees...

LOL JK She didn't look like that at all... But she was ugly, IMO.

Moooo

[grandllama]

My neighbors don't seem to care about keeping me awake. I just try to compete. At least my sex lasts longer.

You know, I really thought sex was outlawed in Springfield.

[Moooo]

My neighbors don't seem to care about keeping me awake. I just try to compete. At least my sex lasts longer.

I thought women always said it's not about the quantity of time, but the quality...

*shoots himself in the head* LOL JK

Moooo

[rad]

220 on the money, honey ROFL

ROFL
Friggin' dishwasher motor......

[luv]

You know, I really thought sex was outlawed in Springfield.
I had it three times Thursday morning. :D

[Moooo]

You know, I really thought sex was outlawed in Springfield.

Only between Chestnut and Division from the 1200-3500 W block.

Moooo

[keg in kc]

You know, I really thought sex was outlawed in Springfield.If it isn't, it should be.

[Mecca]

Do you guys realize how hard it is to find "clean" pics of a pornstar......

[Moooo]

I had it three times Thursday morning. :D

Did you get yourself a boyfriend or something, cause a vibe doesn't count, no matter what the name suggests. If that was the case, every 14 year old boy would not be a virgin.

Moooo

[Moooo]

Do you guys realize how hard it is to find "clean" pics of a pornstar......

Yeah, especially considering there's a picture of some guy's dong on the wall in the back. It looks like actual art, but its a dong, and I think there may be some penetration going on, I can't really tell.

Moooo

[Mecca]

And here are some more........

[rad]

Yeah, especially considering there's a picture of some guy's dong on the wall in the back. It's actual art, but its a dong.

Moooo

I didn't even notice that, meatpeeker.

That girl isn't that hot.

[Mecca]

And finally....

[Mecca]

I didn't even notice that, meatpeeker.

That girl isn't that hot.

You need to see 1 of her movies..........Your opinion will change, Flower Tucci check her out.

[Moooo]

I didn't even notice that, meatpeeker.

That girl isn't that hot.

I know, the second one isn't either, what with that freaky tatoo going up her back. Yuk.

And how did you not notice that! It's like a huge part of the picture.

Moooo

[luv]

Did you get yourself a boyfriend or something, cause a vibe doesn't count, no matter what the name suggests. If that was the case, every 14 year old boy would not be a virgin.

Moooo
He's not a boyfriend. Just a "friend with benefits". At least I benefit from it. Not that I don't want more, but bigger girls have to take what they can get.

[keg in kc]

I had it three times Thursday morning. :DTHree times, my ass.

[rad]

You need to see 1 of her movies..........Your opinion will change, Flower Tucci check her out.

She must have skills to make up for it.

stretchmarks + tattoos = :Lin:

[Moooo]

He's not a boyfriend. Just a "friend with benefits". At least I benefit from it. Not that I don't want more, but bigger girls have to take what they can get.

I could get all serious on you and tell you that you're only asking for more pain and heartache everytime you let him dictate the status of the relationship, but you're having a good time, and really life's too short to not be getting laid...I guess.

Party on, luv!

Moooo

[Mecca]

I know, the second one isn't either, what with that freaky tatoo going up her back. Yuk.

And how did you not notice that! It's like a huge part of the picture.

Moooo

Those are all of the same girl.........

[rad]

.

And how did you not notice that! It's like a huge part of the picture.

Moooo

I was busy looking at the fat azz in the foreground

[Mecca]

This is my favorite pornstar......Tory Lane

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/Mecca2525/01.jpg

[luv]

And finally....
No way can you be into that!

[Mecca]

No way can you be into that!

Why not.......

[luv]

I could get all serious on you and tell you that you're only asking for more pain and heartache everytime you let him dictate the status of the relationship, but you're having a good time, and really life's too short to not be getting laid...I guess.

Party on, luv!

Moooo
Pain is all I seem to know. Pain does equal loneliness, right? Beggars can't be choosers, though.

[luv]

Why not.......
Have some class....

[Mecca]

So no one liked the blonde.....Atleast she's a natural looking woman and doesn't look like she's had 508 plastic surgeries.

Any comments for Tory Lane......

[Moooo]

This is my favorite pornstar......Tory Lane



And once again, what the hell is up with the nasty ass toilet in the background? How f'n hard is it to clean that up to take a picture on?

Moooo

[Mecca]

Have some class....

She's in porn.......I don't think there's alot of class in porn. I think she's relativly attractive, atleast compared to alot of the really freakish surgically overdone porn women.

[Mecca]

And once again, what the hell is up with the nasty ass toilet in the background? How f'n hard is it to clean that up to take a picture on?

Moooo

It's part of the set of the pictures which I can't post anymore of on this board........

[Moooo]

Pain is all I seem to know. Pain does equal loneliness, right? Beggars can't be choosers, though.

Pain is inevitable, misery is optional. Show me one person who doesn't feel pain, and I'll show you a person with a disorder.

Moooo

[Mecca]

And I can't believe you're looking at the toilet when that chick is in the picture.

[luv]

Where did grandllama run off to? Not that the rest of you aren't entertaining....

[Mecca]

Where did grandllama run off to? Not that the rest of you aren't entertaining....

Wanting to talk about scat again?

[Moooo]

And I can't believe you're looking at the toilet when that chick is in the picture.

I took photography classes, and the first thing you do is size up the whole image. I look at the entire thing first, then I get into the details.

The rule of thirds, keeping the lines somewhat inexact yet not too much, it's all ingrained in my noggin up here.

Moooo

[ChiefsFanatic]

He's not a boyfriend. Just a "friend with benefits". At least I benefit from it. Not that I don't want more, but bigger girls have to take what they can get.

What a load of crap [oops] Big women deserve love, too. I am on record as saying that women with curves are much better than skinny chicks.

[Mecca]

I took photography classes, and the first thing you do is size up the whole image. I look at the entire thing first, then I get into the details.

The rule of thirds, keeping the lines somewhat inexact yet not too much, it's all ingrained in my noggin up here.

Moooo

You are about to tell me I have bad taste aren't you.......

[rad]

This is my favorite pornstar......Tory Lane

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a396/Mecca2525/01.jpg

That's better than the first one.

spunkmouth.com? WTF? ROFL

[luv]

What a load of crap [oops] Big women deserve love, too. I am on record as saying that women with curves are much better than skinny chicks.
Women with curves.....thanks for putting it lightly....UGH! I'm working on self-esteem here....I've been doi ng so much better,,,

[Moooo]

You are about to tell me I have bad taste aren't you.......

Naw. I wouldn't do that. Besides, I actually hope EVERY GUY on the face of the earth has tastes different than mine, so that all the chicks I want are available...

Moooo

[Moooo]

Women with curves.....thanks for putting it lightly....UGH! I'm working on self-esteem here....I've been doi ng so much betterHello - commatard on the loose.,

You know, I'm really starting to question how big you really are. You talk yourself up to be a heavy chick, but I'm starting to doubt you.

BTW I wholeheartedly agree with what Fanatic said about thicker women... HOTTT!

Moooo

[rad]

And once again, what the hell is up with the nasty ass toilet in the background? How f'n hard is it to clean that up to take a picture on?

Moooo

Plus, I'll betca there's a nice fat turd laying there.

[rad]

Women with curves.....thanks for putting it lightly....UGH! I'm working on self-esteem here....I've been doi ng so much betterHello - commatard on the loose.,


Look out!! Commatard!!!

[Mecca]

Plus, I'll betca there's a nice fat turd laying there.

Just one of the many advantages of working for spunkmouth.

[luv]

You know, I'm really starting to question how big you really are. You talk yourself up to be a heavy chick, but I'm starting to doubt you.

BTW I wholeheartedly agree with what Fanatic said about thicker women... HOTTT!

Moooo
Holy shite! I don't even remembe typng the "commatard on the loose" part. ROFL

Everyone deserves to have fun now and again.....

[keg in kc]

Holy shite! I don't even remembe typng the "commatard on the loose" part. ROFL

Everyone deserves to have fun now and again.....lol

[Mecca]

Holy shite! I don't even remembe typng the "commatard on the loose" part. ROFL

Everyone deserves to have fun now and again.....

Type 2 commas in a row and see what happens.......

,,

[rad]

Type 2 commas in a row and see what happens.......

Hello - commatard on the loose.


I think she meant this
......

But she did this
,,,,,,,

[Moooo]

Boy, what happened luv? Everyone else? Y'all kinda died.

Moooo

[Mecca]

I think you guys should post pictures of women since I did.......so I can critique you guys.

[rad]

I think you guys should post pictures of women since I did.......so I can critique you guys.
I can't find my favorite pornstar, and I don't know her name.

Give me a sec.

[luv]

Boy, what happened luv? Everyone else? Y'all kinda died.

Moooo
I'm here. Wide awake. One question. Do men have to pee as much as women whenever they're drunk?

[Moooo]

I think you guys should post pictures of women since I did.......so I can critique you guys.

Going on the babydoll look...

I personally go for girls who are a bit topheavy, and a lot of times thick, but this is for the masses, so I will please you all!

Edited to replace the image...

[Mecca]

Going on the babydoll look...

http://tgp.glamourmodelsgonebad.com/pics/d/devon_bluedress/devblustpout002.jpg

I personally go for girls who are a bit topheavy, and a lot of times thick, but this is for the masses, so I will please you all!

Moooo

It looks like a big red X to me son......

[Moooo]

I'm here. Wide awake. One question. Do men have to pee as much as women whenever they're drunk?

You broke the seal? luv, luv, luv...

It's human reaction to alcohol dehydrating your body. It's like if you would have taken a diuretic or something.

Moooo

[Mecca]

Going on the babydoll look...

give me a minute to find one that allows hotlinking...

I personally go for girls who are a bit topheavy, and a lot of times thick, but this is for the masses, so I will please you all!

Moooo

Like this.........

http://www.oddbits.com/Tereza1-05.jpg

[rad]

Not the one I was looking for, but one of my faves.....
Racquel Darrian

[Mecca]

Not the one I was looking for, but one of my faves.....

Who's that.......Raquel Darrien? Who are you looking for? And yes I know that I know far more about porn than I should.

[luv]

You broke the seal? luv, luv, luv...

It's human reaction to alcohol dehydrating your body. It's like if you would have taken a diuretic or something.

Moooo
Will diuretics help?

[Moooo]

Like this.........



DAAAAAMMMMNNN!!! That's perrrrfect for Moooo. Who is that lady?

Moooo

[rad]

Who's that.......Raquel Darrien? Who are you looking for? And yes I know that I know far more about porn than I should.

She's a redhead. Always holds her legs so far apart in most of the scenes I've seen they look almost broken. Big boobs.

[Moooo]

Will diuretics help?

No... God no! You're gonna kill yourself, woman!

If you're consuming alcohol, you're gonna pee...period. The hangover is a result of dehydration, and the best way to help with that is a 32 oz. bottle of Gatorade before going to bed.

I also take some asprin, though they say you're not supposed to cause it will thin out your blood way too much.

Moooo

[Moooo]

She's a redhead. Always holds her legs so far apart in most of the scenes I've seen they look almost broken. Big boobs.

Redheads were put on this earth for one reason... to make all other women look ugly.

Moooo

[Mecca]

She's a redhead. Always holds her legs so far apart in most of the scenes I've seen they look almost broken. Big boobs.

A redhead with big boobs.........do you have any idea what you think her name is.

[luv]

No... God no! You're gonna kill yourself, woman!

If you're consuming alcohol, you're gonna pee...period. The hangover is a result of dehydration, and the best way to help with that is a 32 oz. bottle of Gatorade before going to bed.

I also take some asprin, though they say you're not supposed to cause it will thin out your blood way too much.

Moooo
You only live a couple of miles from me, technically. I like grape gatorade. Wanne bring me some?

[Moooo]

You only live a couple of miles from me, technically. I like grape gatorade. Wanne bring me some?

please tell me you're joking... besides, I mean your friend with benefits might get angry at some guy showing up at your house at 3 in the morn.

Moooo

[Moooo]

Wll somebody PLEASE tell me who that smoking hot brunette in the bra and panties is? PLEASE!?!

Moooo

[luv]

please tell me you're joking... besides, I mean your friend with benefits might get angry at some guy showing up at your house at 3 in the morn.

Moooo
He only shows up like once a month. Speaking of him brings no respect to myself, huh?

Did I mention bigger girls casn't be choosers? I'm done with putting myself down, though, I'm better than that.

[rad]

A redhead with big boobs.........do you have any idea what you think her name is.

Her name is Ruby.

[Mecca]

Redheads were put on this earth for one reason... to make all other women look ugly.

Moooo

Kylie Ireland?

[Moooo]

He only shows up like once a month. Speaking of him brings no respect to myself, huh?

Did I mention bigger girls casn't be choosers? I'm done with putting myself down, though, I'm better than that.

I'm confused. What does this have to do with grape Gatorade?

Moooo

[luv]

I'm confused. What does this have to do with grape Gatorade?

Moooo
Hell if I know, I'm drunk. I just like the way you think.

[Mecca]

Wll somebody PLEASE tell me who that smoking hot brunette in the bra and panties is? PLEASE!?!

Moooo

I believe her name is Kerry Emerson or something like that.......I have a bunch of pics of her.

[Moooo]

I believe her name is Kerry Emerson or something like that.......I have a bunch of pics of her.

I think I found her. Good to see she has no shame in showing those puppies.

Moooo

[rad]

Her name is Ruby.
Found her

[Mecca]

I have some pictures of her, but I can't post them on this board. I'll just say she doesn't shave like most pornstars do...

[Mecca]

Found her

I've never in my life seen this woman before........post a link or something so I can look at more pics.

[rad]

http://www.adult-pornstar-mall.com/pornlist/starpgs/Ruby.htm

[rad]

Here's another
http://www.3porndvds.com/pornstars/pornstar-ruby.html

[rad]

Hey luv, who's your favorite pornstar?

[luv]

Hey luv, who's your favorite pornstar?
I don't normally watch porn, so I wouldn't know.

[Mecca]

Have you seen what she looks like lately......Ruby Jewel look at this link on freeones.com http://www.freeones.com/html/r_links/Ruby_Jewel/