Welcome to our new admin!

[htismaqe]

Welcome morphius.

As you all may or may not be aware, I've undertaken the task of cleaning things up a little bit around here. There's a considerable amount of work to do, so we've recruited morphius to help us complete the task.

He's been here for a long time and his attitude and vision fit with the community and the site. He's going to be a great asset.

FYI, if any of you notice weirdness, let us know. We're tinkering with stuff behind the scenes, and sometimes actions have hidden consequences. If you notice anything out of the ordinary, let us know immediately. Thanks.

[the Talking Can]

as long as he's not a mormon....

[Lzen]

Dammi!! Morphius is now on the staff? Sheesh, what else can you guys screw up? That's it, I'm outta here.














:p

[FAX]

Congratulations, Mr. morphius. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility.

FAX

[jspchief]

That's just ****ing great. Another nazi mod.

[morphius]

as long as he's not a mormon....
I have been working on some style changes on all the styles of forums, so if you see something odd just refresh a couple times and it should be back to normal. :D

talking can - not lately

[big nasty kcnut]

Congrat and please more cowbell.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Congratulations, Mr. morphius. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility.

FAX
And don't be afraid. Because fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

[FAX]

And don't be afraid. Because fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

Quite so, Mr. Roof Pig!. For he who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.

FAX

[htismaqe]

That's just ****ing great. Another nazi mod.

I already told him about you. He's got you on "ban watch".

[Iowanian]

Good choice.

[jspchief]

I already told him about you. He's got you on "ban watch".Finally, I made a list.

[Frazod]

So who, exactly, are the mods now?

[htismaqe]

Good choice.

I know. :D

[htismaqe]

So who, exactly, are the mods now?

Owner:
AustinChief

Site Admins:
htismaqe
Bob Dole
morphius

Moderators:
ENDelt260
JazzzLovr
KCWolfman

[jAZ]

So does all this tinkering around include a version upgrade of VB and a few new mods to be installed?

[chagrin]

Congrats Morphius, do well for us - dude!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Owner:
AustinChief

Site Admins:
htismaqe
Bob Dole
morphius

Moderators:
ENDelt260
JazzzLovr
KCWolfman


If you guys ever need a Boar Semen collector just let me know!

[chagrin]

As you all may or may not be aware, I've undertaken the task of cleaning things up a little bit around here. There's a considerable amount of work to do, so we've recruited morphius to help us complete the task.


Thanks for taking all the time to make things flow better here, it's got to be a pain in the ass; at least I know I am.

:thumb:

[chagrin]

If you guys ever need a Boar Semen collector just let me know!

Do you by any chance, collect boar sperm the same way the Tyson chicken lady does...through a straw? (true story about her by the way)

[htismaqe]

So does all this tinkering around include a version upgrade of VB and a few new mods to be installed?

ROFL

Right!

[htismaqe]

If you guys ever need a Boar Semen collector just let me know!

Wow. That's way TMI. :D

[FAX]

So does all this tinkering around include a version upgrade of VB and a few new mods to be installed?

Tinker not. Do or do not, there is no tinker.

FAX

[jAZ]

ROFL

Right!
:p

[ROYC75]

Great news Morph .............


May I suggest a 3 day ban for anyone who use's the name of Scanlon in vain ?























j/k ....... Enjoy you new found toy (CP n00bs )!

[Radar Chief]

Good choice.

Agreed.

I know. :D

:thumb:

[Monkeylook4food]

Jeff is an outstanding choice.

[DaKCMan AP]

congrats.

I still ownz you in poker :p

[HemiEd]

:clap: Class pick!

[rad]

Congrats, I guess.

(Oops), I mean: HOLY CRAP YOU DA NEW MAN!! :wayne:

(j/k good job, htismaqe)

[banyon]

did we lose someone?

[htismaqe]

Jeff is an outstanding choice.

I know. :D

[htismaqe]

did we lose someone?

No, we've been down a headcount since Phobia left.

[Frazod]

No, we've been down a headcount since Phobia left.

We're down more than that. I don't think Russ has posted in months and I hardly ever see Tammy anymore, either.

[htismaqe]

We're down more than that. I don't think Russ has posted in months and I hardly ever see Tammy anymore, either.

They're still on the payroll. She was here today, Russ hasn't been on since April.

[Mr. Laz]

Good choice.
oh shit ... if Iowa likes him sumpthin's gotta be wrong

[Iowanian]

No Worries Laz...I still think you're a dipshit.

[dirk digler]

Congrats morphius..

at least we have one good admin now.

:D

[Hammock Parties]

Excellent choice.

[FAX]

And remember, Mr. morphius, if you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off the trolls with a balanced attack.

FAX

[morphius]

I didn't know that I was also being chosen to be a Jedi!

Jaz - Well, I have access to the files now, and if I can find the time and don't get cuaght I just might :D

Thanks everyone!

[Braincase]

I want a recount!

[FAX]

Dang. That's wild. Somebody close the tag, it's codey in here.

FAX

[morphius]

I want a recount!
You think this is a democracy?

[morphius]

Dang. That's wild. Somebody close the tag, it's codey in here.

FAX
hehe, I said just refresh quick and it will go away...

[JBucc]

Who are you going to ban first?

[SPchief]

Who are you going to ban first?


Isn't there a rule that you have to ban Gochiefs on your first day?

[Mr. Kotter]

You think this is a democracy?

Congrats. :clap:


I can't believe they chose you, when they could have had me. :harumph:

:p

[Logical]

IMO a very good choice.:wayne:

[shakesthecat]

Good call....Morph's always been one of the good ones.

[htismaqe]

Congrats. :clap:


I can't believe they chose you, when they could have had me. :harumph:

:p

I didn't know which one of your usernames to move to the admin usergroup.

:p

[RealSNR]

Owner:
AustinChief

Site Admins:
htismaqe
Bob Dole
morphius

Moderators:
ENDelt260
JazzzLovr
KCWolfmanSo basically ENDelt is the only mod, then?

[Iowanian]

Iowanian for MOD!

[JBucc]

So basically ENDelt is the only mod, then?We should have Rainman put all the most respected members in a poll so we can all vote on a new mod to add to the list.

[htismaqe]

So basically ENDelt is the only mod, then?

JazzzLover has visited within the last 12 hours. Just because she's not posting doesn't mean she's not reading. Posting isn't required to be a mod.

[BIG_DADDY]

Iowanian for MOD!:thumb:

[Monkeylook4food]

Jazzzlovr's shyness is regressing and has manifest itself in her online behavior. She needs to be heavily medicated before she can bring herself to even type these days. It does not look good.

[BIG_DADDY]

morphius will do great, good choice.

[Calcountry]

I have been working on some style changes on all the styles of forums, so if you see something odd just refresh a couple times and it should be back to normal. :D

talking can - not latelyWelcome to the real world.

[milkman]

Welcome morphius.
FYI, if any of you notice weirdness, let us know.

I noticed Jeff's weirdness years ago. :)


Good choice.
Congrats Jeff.

[memyselfI]

Great news. Morph is fine with the possible exception of the fact that he still would argue Grbac was the better choice...

his sanity is undoubtedly up to CP standards aside from this issue. :p

Happy deleting, Jeff!!!

[morphius]

I noticed Jeff's weirdness years ago. :)


Good choice.
Congrats Jeff.
See, I have been telling everyone that you are not as slow as you act. :D

[htismaqe]

Great news. Morph is fine with the possible exception of the fact that he still would argue Grbac was the better choice...

his sanity is undoubtedly up to CP standards aside from this issue. :p

Happy deleting, Jeff!!!

He still argues that Grbac was the better choice because it was the better choice.

:p

[Mr. Kotter]

I didn't know which one of your usernames to move to the admin usergroup.

:p
A different one for each month maybe? :p

Jazzzlovr's shyness is regressing and has manifest itself in her online behavior. She needs to be heavily medicated before she can bring herself to even type these days. It does not look good.

Holy crap. Marriage has done it to her already? Next thing you know she'll be dancin' on tables at the bar.....

[memyselfI]

He still argues that Grbac was the better choice because it was the better choice.

:p

Oh yeah, I forgot he had a partner in his warped alternative universe...

;)

[RedNFeisty]

He still argues that Grbac was the better choice because it was the better choice.

:p

So, we still don't have a good Admin!?! :)






I will run and take cover on this one. :p

[Coach]

Congrats.

[milkman]

See, I have been telling everyone that you are not as slow as you act. :D

Why would you want to lie to 'em like that?

I.........am........slow........dam........mit..........!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

nothing like a thread where people try to kiss ass in order to make themselves look good to the admins :Lin:

[morphius]

nothing like a thread where people try to kiss ass in order to make themselves look good to the admins :Lin:
Hell, I'll take that as the biggest compliment yet. Thanks man!

[milkman]

nothing like a thread where people try to kiss ass in order to make themselves look good to the admins :Lin:

Some of us go back years with Jeff, pre-planet.

Speaking of pre-planet, this thread made me think of Miata Man, Joe Shockey.

What happened to him?

[4th and Long]

morphius ... morphius ...

morphius?

morphius who?

:p

What's the Admin payoff these days to have a Herzig-like post count? :hmmm:

Congrats man. :thumb:

[morphius]

Some of us go back years with Jeff, pre-planet.

Speaking of pre-planet, this thread made me think of Miata Man, Joe Shockey.

What happened to him?
I wish I knew, I think about the boy every once in a while. Him chasing the car jacker with the gun he ran into his house to grab just because his golf clubs were in the trunk was CLASSIC!

[Phobia]

nothing like a thread where people try to kiss ass in order to make themselves look good to the admins :Lin:

Yeah, that's what this site is all about.

[rad]

nothing like a thread where people try to kiss ass in order to make themselves look good to the admins :Lin:


You're just mad because you got owned in the "church" thread.

Just like Kellen Winslow here:

[4th and Long]

Yeah, that's what this site is all about.
Really? I wish someone would have told me sooner.

I hope I'm not to late with this.

Hey morph ...

[seclark]

i aint reading the whole thread, but welcome and thank you morph.
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[milkman]

i aint reading the whole thread, but welcome and thank you morph.
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Lazy bastard!

[SPchief]

wait, I thought that Phobia had his account deleted when he went to Monkeylovesgayporn??

[Phobia]

wait, I thought that Phobia had his account deleted when he went to Monkeylovesgayporn??
I changed my password and email address (to something bogus), effectively banning myself. It wasn't until Morphius became an admin that I could find somebody who liked me enough to fix it.

[seclark]

Lazy bastard!
me, or him?
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[SPchief]

ahh, I see.

[milkman]

me, or him?
sec

You.

[chiefs4me]

I thought new admin/mods were supposed to post a picture ???:D

[morphius]

I thought new admin/mods were supposed to post a picture ???:D
Having learned that currently shaved morphius has all the looks of a 25 year old, I don't thinks so. LOL!

[SPchief]

Look out Morphius, shes horny

[milkman]

Look out Morphius, it's horny

FYP.

[teedubya]

Morphius would be a lot cooler, if he hadnt ganked his username from the Matrix.

[SPchief]

Morphius would be a lot cooler, if he hadnt ganked his username from the Matrix.


ROFL

[milkman]

Morphius would be a lot cooler, if he hadnt ganked his username from the Matrix.

Oh good.

Jeff's first banning victim.

[morphius]

Morphius would be a lot cooler, if he hadnt ganked his username from the Matrix.
The matrix would be cooler if it hadn't horked my great Internet name...

Of course the fact that you have stolen all of your names from charecters I thought were pretty lame, well...

[morphius]

Oh good.

Jeff's first banning victim.
It's a good thing I'm not power hungry otherwise some serious name changing would be in order. LOL!

morphius
figure I will outlive the crap that was the matrix, so I'm keeping my damn name.

[Bowser]

Well, this settles it. I'm selling every last bit of my ChiefsPlanet stock.

[Bowser]

:D

[OldTownChief]

Congrats morphius

[Phobia]

Well, this settles it. I'm selling every last bit of my ChiefsPlanet stock.

ChiefsPlanet stock? Is that anything like GreenBay Packer stock?

[Big Dick Jones]

ChiefsPlanet stock? Is that anything like GreenBay Packer stock?
More like Enron stock.

[burt]

Welcome morphius.

As you all may or may not be aware, I've undertaken the task of cleaning things up a little bit around here. There's a considerable amount of work to do, so we've recruited morphius to help us complete the task.

He's been here for a long time and his attitude and vision fit with the community and the site. He's going to be a great asset.

FYI, if any of you notice weirdness, let us know. We're tinkering with stuff behind the scenes, and sometimes actions have hidden consequences. If you notice anything out of the ordinary, let us know immediately. Thanks.



uh.......whatever......





















jk congrats Morph

[Bowser]

ChiefsPlanet stock? Is that anything like GreenBay Packer stock?

It was, until morphius got promoted.

[Rain Man]

I feel like the Germans first finding out that Hitler has been elected.

"Oh, morphius will be great. I've heard that he has great plans for an autobahn."

"Really?"

"Yes. And he's building the first one straight to the Austrian border."


I think morphius' nice-guy front was all a sham, and he's just been waiting for this moment to unleash his own special brand of hell on the chiefsplanet world.

Or not. To be honest, it's just a theory.

[morphius]

It was, until morphius got promoted.
You must not be a real Chiefs fan.

[morphius]

I feel like the Germans first finding out that Hitler has been elected.

"Oh, morphius will be great. I've heard that he has great plans for an autobahn."

"Really?"

"Yes. And he's building the first one straight to the Austrian border."


I think morphius' nice-guy front was all a sham, and he's just been waiting for this moment to unleash his own special brand of hell on the chiefsplanet world.

Or not. To be honest, it's just a theory.
You may be too smart for your own good.

morphius
<font size=-2>he may need to be eliminated<font>

[FAX]

When do we get our shiny new boots?

FAX

[cdcox]

I cant' believe they'd pick someone who got their user name from The Matrix.




Congrats!

Edit: dang, AriChiefs already used that one.

[Rausch]

Welcome morphius.

As you all may or may not be aware, I've undertaken the task of cleaning things up a little bit around here. There's a considerable amount of work to do, so we've recruited morphius to help us complete the task.

He's been here for a long time and his attitude and vision fit with the community and the site. He's going to be a great asset.

FYI, if any of you notice weirdness, let us know.


He looks like Kevin Smith... :)

[htismaqe]

I changed my password and email address (to something bogus), effectively banning myself. It wasn't until Morphius became an admin that I could find somebody who liked me enough to fix it.

Dammit morph, you've been a mod for ONE DAY. What the hell is your problem?

ROFL

[morphius]

Dammit morph, you've been a mod for ONE DAY. What the hell is your problem?

ROFL
hehe, damn n00b admin's.

[Inspector]

I just want to know who's responsible for cleaning the bathrooms around here....

We're out of paper towels in the mens room.

[morphius]

I just want to know who's responsible for cleaning the bathrooms around here....

We're out of paper towels in the mens room.
Why do you think we allow women to post here? :D

morphius
duck and cover may not be sufficent here

[Inspector]

Why do you think we allow women to post here? :D

morphius
duck and cover may not be sufficent here


Ahh, good point.

Maybe one should be designated PLO.

(for those not familiar with the old movie, "No Time for Seargents" starring Andy Griffith, PLO stands for 'Permanent Latrine Orderly'. An outstanding scene in that movie, IMO. Yeah, I know. It really isn't worth using the acronym if I have to explain it.)

['Hamas' Jenkins]

You're just mad because you got owned in the "church" thread.

Just like Kellen Winslow here:

FWIW, there is a difference between getting "PWNED!!! OMFG HAXXORS" and arguing against a bunch of people who would sooner die than give up their own idiotic dirt worship.

[htismaqe]

FWIW, there is a difference between getting "PWNED!!! OMFG HAXXORS" and arguing against a bunch of people who would sooner die than give up their own idiotic dirt worship.

Take it somewhere else.

[NJ Chief Fan]

CONGRATS



CAN I HAVE MY SIG PRIVLEDGES BACK PLEASE?!?!?!?

[morphius]

CONGRATS



CAN I HAVE MY SIG PRIVLEDGES BACK PLEASE?!?!?!?
People have sigs?

[NJ Chief Fan]

People have sigs?
apparently...but not I!

[go bo]

congrats, morph... :toast:

btw, i've seen you clean shaven, haven't i?

you didn't look a day over 40...

but you did have dreamy eyes... :p :p :p

[morphius]

congrats, morph... :toast:

btw, i've seen you clean shaven, haven't i?

you didn't look a day over 40...

but you did have dreamy eyes... :p :p :p
Find any good stair cases lately :D

[morphius]

apparently...but not I!
That sounds like a real shame :D

[greg63]

Congrats Morphius! :toast:

[FAX]

Just a quick comment. I use work mode and I really like the way the new drop down thingys work at the top. Thanks to the mods and/or admins.

FAX

[penguinz]

I don;t like the drop-down menus.

[JBucc]

What drop downs? What are you talking about?

[morphius]

I don;t like the drop-down menus.
I plan to make them "fit" better with the look of tha @work style, just need some more play time...

[morphius]

What drop downs? What are you talking about?
There are drop down working in the @work and full featured templates, just not ready for the default one yet. I'm trying to unify the navigation of the BB.

[JBucc]

There are drop down working in the @work and full featured templates, just not ready for the default one yet. I'm trying to unify the navigation of the BB.Oh those thingies. I thought they were talking about something new.

[patteeu]

I've always been a big fan of Morphius. Congratulations. If you just remember one thing, your new job will be much easier: the users here are not your friends, they're playthings for your enjoyment. Now go enjoy yourself. :)

[Mosbonian]

As Senior Tribal Elder, I wholeheartedly approve this choice...

Good luck morphius....you're gonna need it with this crowd.

mmaddog
*******

[morphius]

As Senior Tribal Elder, I wholeheartedly approve this choice...

Good luck morphius....you're gonna need it with this crowd.

mmaddog
*******
That gives me a great idea, I could just put everyone on ignore and I would never see an issue!

[htismaqe]

That gives me a great idea, I could just put everyone on ignore and I would never see an issue!

I tried that. The cockroaches will just email you.

[morphius]

I tried that. The cockroaches will just email you.
I've noticed that, but I figured they were just pointing out the best threads for me to read and it is going to make it a lot easier to find the nuddie pics. LOL

[Nightwish]

FYI, if any of you notice weirdness, let us know. We're tinkering with stuff behind the scenes, and sometimes actions have hidden consequences. If you notice anything out of the ordinary, let us know immediately. Thanks.
There are two threads about GM, and recxjake hasn't posted in either of them. That's out of the ordinary! Coincidence?

[morphius]

Well, I fixed something that has been bothering me for a long time.

Now I have to wonder if anyone will notice.

morphius
trying to make CP suck less

[Bowser]

Well, I fixed something that has been bothering me for a long time.

Now I have to wonder if anyone will notice.

morphius
trying to make CP suck less

So YOU'RE the one who banned Skip? Bravo!

[morphius]

So YOU'RE the one who banned Skip? Bravo!
shhhhhhh, they might catch on.

morphius
of course skip was gone before I became admin...

[4th and Long]

Well, I fixed something that has been bothering me for a long time.

Now I have to wonder if anyone will notice.

morphius
trying to make CP suck less
Nice work, Brother!