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Megbert
06-28-2006, 04:04 PM
First they come out with "Cool Ranch" Doritos, then they make em "Cooler Ranch" and now they are back to "Cool Ranch" WTF!? How can they go back to just plain ol "Cool" when they were at one time "Cooler"? :cuss:
JBucc
06-28-2006, 04:10 PM
it's all in your head
RedNFeisty
06-28-2006, 04:16 PM
Cool Ranch Doritos are my favorite, they are also very good with bean dip!!
Moooo
06-28-2006, 04:16 PM
This reminds me of that ranch tooth commercial on about a year ago...

"RANCH!" He'd say... It was good.

Moooo
TinyEvel
06-28-2006, 05:14 PM
You left a few names out.

The evolution went like this:

Cool Ranch
(then it became)
Cooler Ranch
(then)
Extreme Cooler Ranch
(then)
Extreme Cooler Ranch Ice
(then)
XXtreme Cooler Kool Ranch Icy Frost
(then)
XXtreme Kizzle Rizzle McFrizzle Blizzle
(then we reached market saturation for hype, so then)
Cool Ranch
FAX
06-28-2006, 05:15 PM
You left a few names out.

The evolution went like this:

Cool Ranch
(then it became)
Cooler Ranch
(then)
Extreme Cooler Ranch
(then)
Extreme Cooler Ranch Ice
(then)
XXtreme Cooler Kool Ranch Icy Frost
(then)
XXtreme Kizzle Rizzle McFrizzle Blizzle
(then we reached market saturation for hype, so then)
Cool Ranch

ROFL

FAX
Rain Man
06-28-2006, 05:17 PM
I'll bet they had to take some coolness out because some kid somewhere got locked into a Cooler Ranch warehouse and froze to death.
58-4ever
06-28-2006, 05:19 PM
So does this mean there is no more Nacho Cheezier either? :cuss:
NJ Chief Fan
06-28-2006, 05:23 PM
to me theyve always been "cool ranch" regardless to what the label said
blueballs
06-28-2006, 05:46 PM
just lick your
fingers ans shut up
Megbert
06-28-2006, 05:53 PM
You left a few names out.

The evolution went like this:

Cool Ranch
(then it became)
Cooler Ranch
(then)
Extreme Cooler Ranch
(then)
Extreme Cooler Ranch Ice
(then)
XXtreme Cooler Kool Ranch Icy Frost
(then)
XXtreme Kizzle Rizzle McFrizzle Blizzle
(then we reached market saturation for hype, so then)
Cool Ranch

I think they test marketed the ill fated "Cool Ranch Clear" in the early to mid 90's in some states.
ChiefsfaninPA
06-28-2006, 06:17 PM
All I know is that the package has always been a blue color.
JBucc
06-28-2006, 06:18 PM
I prefer the regular Doritos myself. Maybe with some bean dip.
CHENZ A!
06-28-2006, 08:18 PM
The Taco Bell Doritos were fire.
Saulbadguy
06-28-2006, 08:18 PM
Have you tried the fiery habenero? They are..hot.
Dartgod
06-28-2006, 08:21 PM
I'll bet they had to take some coolness out because some kid somewhere got locked into a Cooler Ranch warehouse and froze to death.
Either that or he froze his tongue to one on a triple-dog-dare.
shaneo69
06-28-2006, 09:08 PM
Was it that hot chick that used to do Cool Ranch Doritos commercials? You know where someone would open a bag and the doritos would start flying at her and she'd catch each one in her mouth. Chick was smokin'.
tk13
06-28-2006, 09:36 PM
I hate ranch, I always get the nacho cheese.
BigMeatballDave
06-29-2006, 12:24 AM
4 cheese kicks ass
DaKCMan AP
06-29-2006, 06:47 AM
I bought a 50-pack of chips to take to work. It's a variety pack so there's original Lays, wavy, cheetohs, fritos, cool ranch doritos, and nacho doritos. They should have a close to even distribution of flavors, but instead they have more of each of the doritos than other chip flavors. They are my least favorite of the group. In the future I would highly recommend dividing the flavors evenly.

That is all.