Uh Oh, I've Started Something Here...

[listopencil]

My wife has to work tonight so I'm taking the kids up to her work and we're doing fireworks during her lunch break. I couldn't wait and lit a few off in the front yard. Now the neighbors are starting to do it too. It's still a couple of hours 'til dark but everyone is breaking out the noisemakers.

[Jesus]

Eat, drink, be merry, and blow shit up....celebrate.

[Megbert]

I've been breaking the law today by setting off some firecrackers in my backyard. It made me feel 'edgy'. Like I was flippin' off the man!

[Jesus]

I've been breaking the law today by setting off some firecrackers in my backyard. It made me feel 'edgy'. Like I was flippin' off the man!

John 67:43 (lost in the Dead Sea): Police officers who harass merry makers on holidays shall burn in hell.

[Phobia]

You're a trendsetter. I'll bet nobody would have started had you not blown them off.

[Jesus]

You're a trendsetter. I'll bet nobody would have started had you not blown them off.

Sarcasm is the 8th deadly sin. You are in deep trouble.

[Joe Seahawk]

It's illegal to even think about looking at any kind of firework here in Seattle.. :rolleyes:

[Hammock Parties]

Sarcasm is the 8th deadly sin. You are in deep trouble.

Shut up, Jesus.

[HemiEd]

It's illegal to even think about looking at any kind of firework here in Seattle.. :rolleyes:

Here too, but it sounds like the ****ing 4th of July outside!

[listopencil]

You're a trendsetter. I'll bet nobody would have started had you not blown them off.


Not two hours before dark.

It sounds like Apocolypse Now on my street. I just got back from buying some more. I've spent too much money on the fireworks again. Ah well...

[luv]

Not two hours before dark.

It sounds like Apocolypse Now on my street. I just got back from buying some more. I've spent too much money on the fireworks again. Ah well...
You should try having an open filed behind your place and being practically next door to a fireworks stand. Everyone and their brother is out shooting off fireworks. Sounds like a warzone.

[listopencil]

You should try having an open field behind your place and being practically next door to a fireworks stand. Everyone and their brother is out shooting off fireworks. Sounds like a warzone.

The Sun is going down in less than an hour out here. It's gonna be great.

[luv]

The Sun is going down in less than an hour out here. It's gonna be great.
Some of them sound like they're coming close. I'll be fine as long as I don't have one fly through my window.

[listopencil]

Some of them sound like they're coming close. I'll be fine as long as I don't have one fly through my window.


You're all by yourself in your house for the Fourth Of July? Uh oh. Change your ways or you will eventually become The Crazy Cat Lady.

[luv]

You're all by yourself in your house for the Fourth Of July? Uh oh. Change your ways or you will eventually become The Crazy Cat Lady.
That reminded me of a TLC commercial...lol.

Yep, just me. I sat out on the balcony and watched for a while, but fireworks become just fireworks after watching for so long. Think I may raid the liquor cabinet. Then again, I don't really feel like drinking alone.

[listopencil]

It's not fun for me unless I get to light them off. Hmmm. Alone on the Fourth and contemplating getting loaded. You should at least try blowing something up. Pop a Mentos into a Diet coke or something.

[Coach]

You're all by yourself in your house for the Fourth Of July? Uh oh. Change your ways or you will eventually become The Crazy Cat Lady.

Catwoman?

[luv]

It's not fun for me unless I get to light them off. Hmmm. Alone on the Fourth and contemplating getting loaded. You should at least try blowing something up. Pop a Mentos into a Diet coke or something.
LOL

I thought it was poprocks?

Anyway, I could have gone with dad to tommykat's place, but I don't like being around all of them when they get drunk.

Definitely not going to get loaded. Decided against hard liquor. I do believe I'll have a beer though. Once I decide to pass out, it'll help me sleep better. I'm sure I'll here the banging, popping, booming, and screaming of fireworks until at least 2AM.

[luv]

Catwoman?
That would be kinda cool.

The Crazy Cat Lady is the old maid who never married. Instead, she takes care of lots of cats.

[listopencil]

That would be kinda cool.

The Crazy Cat Lady is the old maid who never married. Instead, she takes care of lots of cats.


...well, yeah. You could be Catwoman instead. Stil crazy but much cooler. BTW the Mentos/Diet Coke thing really works. I tried it.

[luv]

...well, yeah. You could be Catwoman instead. Stil crazy but much cooler. BTW the Mentos/Diet Coke thing really works. I tried it.
Jumping from building to building, running on walls. Hell yeah, it would be cool.

[Lurch]

Jumping from building to building, running on walls. Hell yeah, it would be cool.

I'm impressed. Although I'd have to inquire about you abilities in other areas before I'd be completely impressed.

[luv]

I'm impressed. Although I'd have to inquire about you abilities in other areas before I'd be completely impressed.
Depends, would you like claw marks on your back?

[Lurch]

Depends, would you like claw marks on your back?

Indeed. VERY important question.

[luv]

Indeed. VERY important question.
Well, that's a plus then. I can do that without jumping from building to building and running on walls. Those things would just be a bonus.

[listopencil]

Well, that's a plus then. I can do that without jumping from building to building and running on walls. Those things would just be a bonus.


Just popped back in to say that NO I do not like claw marks on my back. Other than that I am intrigued by the Catwoman idea. Make it so and post lots of pics here.

[4th and Long]

I am intrigued by the Catwoman idea. Make it so and post lots of pics here.
While you wait for that to happen, please hold your breath. :D

[luv]

Just popped back in to say that NO I do not like claw marks on my back. Other than that I am intrigued by the Catwoman idea. Make it so and post lots of pics here.
LOL

I think this is the third thread where you've tried to get me to post pics. One of these days you'll figure out that ain't gonna happen. Face pics, but not much else.

[4th and Long]

LOL

I think this is the third thread where you've tried to get me to post pics. One of these days you'll figure out that ain't gonna happen. Face pics, but not much else.
If you take another face pic, and look straight into the camera, I can photoshop a Catwoman mask over it for you. :D

[luv]

If you take another face pic, and look straight into the camera, I can photoshop a Catwoman mask over it for you. :D

[4th and Long]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=59184&stc=1
Could you possibly look a little less confused and try for the sultry Catwoman look? WORK WITH ME HERE! :p

[luv]

Could you possibly look a little less confused and try for the sultry Catwoman look? WORK WITH ME HERE! :p
I could, but I'd just look bored. I don't do sultry well.

[listopencil]

LOL

I think this is the third thread where you've tried to get me to post pics. One of these days you'll figure out that ain't gonna happen. Face pics, but not much else.


I'm not going to give up.

[luv]

Could you possibly look a little less confused and try for the sultry Catwoman look? WORK WITH ME HERE! :p
As sultry as I get.

[4th and Long]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=59185&stc=1
Much better. [flys off to Photoshop]

[luv]

Much better. [flys off to Photoshop]
I should use whatever you come up with as my new avy. You can change the background, too, while you're at it.

[Lurch]

I should use whatever you come up with as my new avy. You can change the background, too, while you're at it.

You could have included a tip of the tongue, or raised eyebrows....or both....

[luv]

You could have included a tip of the tongue, or raised eyebrows....or both....
I don't think I could do that without laughing. I could have been licking my hand like it was my paw... ROFL

[Lurch]

I don't think I could do that without laughing. I could have been licking my hand like it was my paw... ROFL
Hand? How about an ice cream cone? Even prudes give me a woody licking ice cream cones.

[luv]

Hand? How about an ice cream cone? Even prudes give me a woody licking ice cream cones.
Sorry, no ice cream. I'm working on being the incredible shrinking woman. Can't do that eating ice cream. :shake:

[4th and Long]

The old Catwoman ...

http://www.sorenz.dk/halle%20barry%20som%20catwoman.JPG

The "New And Improved" Catwoman ...

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/4645/luvcatwoman1qg.jpg

:D

[4th and Long]

Damn. Shoulda' made your lips red. Mabe later when I'm not so tired. :p

[luv]

The old Catwoman ...

http://www.sorenz.dk/halle%20barry%20som%20catwoman.JPG

The "New And Improved" Catwoman ...

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/4645/luvcatwoman1qg.jpg

:D
:eek:

I wish!

What's even better, you can't even tell it's my face.

[4th and Long]

:eek:

I wish!

What's even better, you can't even tell it's my face.
If I find a bigger picture of Catwoman, looking straight ahead, I can fix the size issue so everyone can tell it's your face. :D

[waiting for everyone to run and find a bigger picture now lol]

[luv]

If I find a bigger picture of Catwoman, looking straight ahead, I can fix the size issue so everyone can tell it's your face. :D

[waiting for everyone to run and find a bigger picture now lol]
Good luck with that...lol.

[listopencil]

Here's Michelle Phifer in a good avatar pic:


http://www.cool-movie-trivia.com/images/Batmen05.jpg

[4th and Long]

Here's Michelle Phifer in a good avatar pic:


http://www.cool-movie-trivia.com/images/Batmen05.jpg
I'll work with that later. :D
Good luck with that...lol.
I don't need luck. I have Photoshop!

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/5922/luvcatwoman22xe.jpg

[luv]

I'll work with that later. :D

I don't need luck. I have Photoshop!

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/5922/luvcatwoman22xe.jpg
I kinda like that one.

[4th and Long]

Now that I've given listo some material to rub one out with, ROFL my happy ass is off to bed. Night all!

[4th and Long]

I kinda like that one.
Good, aint I? :D

Save it. I can make a sig out of it for you later.

Night!

[greg63]

Now that I've given listo some material to rub one out with, ROFL my happy ass is off to bed. Night all!


I'm outta here as well.



Nite Planet!

[Demonpenz]

i drink alone....even when i'm by myself