Just How Much TP Do You Use At One Time?

[petegz28]

I myself like to get at least 2 full turns of the roll before I tear and wipe. This provides plenty of coverage for that dig & Scratch move for those troublesome itches without getting poo on your hand. This may need to be repeated 3-4 times to ensure complete ass cleanliness.

Wife says I go through too much. :cuss:

[penguinz]

I use half a roll no matter what the circumstances are.

[Bootlegged]

I quit using TP years ago. I use 1 beach towel per day.

[4th and Long]

2 squares at a time, max, unless I'm blowing my nose, which requires at least 6 squares, folded in half. Waste not, want not.

[hypersensitiveZO6]

When you're settin on the john,
and the toilet paper's done,
Be a MAN and use your HAND!

Actually, I use enough to get the job done. I choose not to say anymore than that.

[Kylo Ren]

2 squares at a time, max, unless I'm blowing my nose, which requires at least 6 squares, folded in half. Waste not, want not. You use more on your nose than you do on your ass??!! :spock:

[Donger]

What a strange question to ask.

[hypersensitiveZO6]

What a strange question to ask.

In the offseason, there are no strange questions.

[sedated]

3 sea shells

[4th and Long]

I myself like to get at least 2 full turns of the roll before I tear and wipe.
You squat to pee, don't you?

[DJJasonp]

Whatever it takes....spare no expense!

[4th and Long]

You use more on your nose than you do on your ass??!! :spock:
Think about it, dipshit. When you blow your nose, you are afforded the opportunity to manipulate the paper (folding it over, moving it around, etc.) to be used again without tearing off more from the roll. This is not true when used elsewhere. Again, think about it, dipshit.

[sedated]

Think about it, dipshit. When you blow your nose, you are afforded the opportunity to manipulate the paper (folding it over, moving it around, etc.) to be used again without tearing off more from the roll. This is not true when used elsewhere. Again, think about it, dipshit.

um...yes it is

[4th and Long]

um...yes it is
I stand corrected. it's true, if you're some sort of sick f*ck.

[penguinz]

2 squares at a time, max, unless I'm blowing my nose, which requires at least 6 squares, folded in half. Waste not, want not.
You must be hairless.

[hypersensitiveZO6]

You must be hairless.

I hate to say it, but I actually read gochiefs thread.

[petegz28]

I told the wife if she buys Charmin or something soft I will try and use less. And so she did. But using that soft fluffy paper really just encourages a more thorough cleansing since you are not hurting yourself at the same time.

This of course leads to increased TP consumption and now of more costly TP.

What'sa guy to do?

[bringbackmarty]

as much as it takes.

[StcChief]

The real question is what do you do with old phone books and Sears catalog?

[petegz28]

The real question is what do you do with old phone books and Sears catalog?


Sears can be ok with their shiney glossy pages. But the YP is just too rough.

[bogie]

2 squares at a time, max, unless I'm blowing my nose, which requires at least 6 squares, folded in half. Waste not, want not.

2 squares... that's efficient wiping.

[DaFace]

Who needs TP when you've got this (http://www.joe-ks.com/images/RedneckTP.jpg)!

(May be mildly NSFW, I suppose.)

[Moooo]

Who needs TP when you've got this (http://www.joe-ks.com/images/RedneckTP.jpg)!

(May be mildly NSFW, I suppose.)

Poor cow.

Moooo

[noa]

3 sea shells


He doesn't know how to use three sea shells???

[ChiefFan31]

3 sea shells


I cant believe he doesnt know about the three sea shells...

[ChiefFan31]

I cant believe he doesnt know about the three sea shells...


Shit...poster above me beat me to it.....by a day.

I didnt read the the second page and Im not going to change my post

[Hammock Parties]

Loads. I want my ass clean.

That's why I live in America.