If you were driven over the edge

[blueballs]

and became a serial killer thta specialized in 1 group/type of people.
What would be your group/type of choice? Bonus points for how you
chose to off them.


I choose people who ride around stores in motorized carts just because they can. And are too ****ing fat/lazy to have to push a cart. They would be killed by strapping them to a motorized cart. Then sending them down the wrong way of a Interstate highway during rush hour.

[Bugeater]

People who talk on their cell phones while driving, and I would kill them by shoving their phones down their throats sideways.

[Moooo]

I would drop acid then kill the CEOs of companies I point to in the NASDAQ index.

I would use a metal tent stake.

Moooo

[NJ Chief Fan]

politicians

id sew their assholes shut and keep feeding them and feeding them and feeding them

[Hammock Parties]

Televangelists.

One by one, on national (or semi-national) TV, they would meet their grisly deaths. I would be known as the "Teleavengalist," and become a huge media celebrity. My story would be followed for weeks.

[Moooo]

Though in all seriousness, I was under the impression most serial killers kill people who represent something in their life they were mistreated by or felt inferior to.

So in that case, we'd probably be murdering cheerleaders, or football players, or school teachers or something like that.

Maybe I took this a little too far, though.

Moooo

[007]

Refs

[ChiefsLV]

People who pass through the grocery store checkout line with their welfare cards buying steak, shrimp, and lobster. These people are eating way better than me and I work my ass off.

I would run them through a woodchipper Fargo style, then incorporate the remains plus the shrimp and lobster they bought into a nice cioppino recipe which I'd serve to the people in line at the welfare office.

Damn that's ****ed up. Didn't think I was capable of coming up with something like that.

[Scorp]

Stupid people.

I would saw the top of the skull off, remove the brain, fill the crevice with nicely polished rocks, I would keep the severed part of the skull for my memory book.

[Moooo]

Stupid people.

I would saw the top of the skull off, remove the brain, fill the crevice with nicely polished rocks, I would keep the severed part of the skull for my memory book.

All good serial killers leave a trace, and a blueprint.

You'd be best randomly killing hobos in different towns.

Moooo

[Halfcan]

Rappers!

I would catch them at four in the morning in some dirtbag club and pop a cap in their azzes.

[greg63]

Rappers!

I would catch them at four in the morning in some dirtbag club and pop a cap in their azzes.


Aint it passed your bed time? :D

[greg63]

Refs


ROFL ROFL

[007]

Rappers!

I would catch them at four in the morning in some dirtbag club and pop a cap in their azzes.
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[milkman]

Bicyclists.

[4th and Long]

I would kill
people on message
boards who feel the
need to type like
this.

[Adept Havelock]

People who manufacture Total, Grape Nuts, and Froot Loops.

[teedubya]

I would kill people with KINDNESS!!!111 cuz, Im a sweet fellow.

[blueballs]

Women drivers
who ride your ass for no reason
and don't pass when they can

[BigMeatballDave]

Carl Peterson

I'd tattoo, "3 playoff wins in 19 season" on his forehead.

Granted, it won't kill him, but it might provoke someone to kick the shit out of him...

[Buck]

Raiders Fans

[Buck]

Raiders Fans

I would kill them by tricking them and saying that there were guns and drugs in a room, and then when they got in there, all there would be is a bunch of TVs showing the Holy Roller on repeat non-stop until the end of time. They would die eventually.

[Joie]

I can't tell you who just in case you're asked to testify at the trial.

But it will definitely be death by cheese grater.

[KCGridironBeast]

People who raise pre-flop on my big blind.

Death by ninja stars.

[Buck]

People who raise pre-flop on my big blind.

Death by ninja stars.
Good one, it seems like they only do it on your big blind too, huh?

[KCGridironBeast]

Good one, it seems like they only do it on your big blind too, huh?

Not only do they seem to only do it on mine, but whenever they do it's always a massive raise.

I'd also like to add people that go all-in on straight and flush draws and then hit on the river.

[DBO82]

Mimes.

[blueballs]

When the killing is a public service
it may not be seen as a serial killing
but I'm not homicide police

[Buck]

Not only do they seem to only do it on mine, but whenever they do it's always a massive raise.

I'd also like to add people that go all-in on straight and flush draws and then hit on the river.

What about people who play a 10,3 suited against your Q,Q and eventually beat you with trip 3's. Then when you asked them why they played that hand they say it was because they were suited?

[JohninGpt]

Mimes.
Yeah, I know one of those, and if he says one thing to me...

[jidar]

People who were already dead. Since they can't feel it I could kill them and be gone before they ever knew I was there, like a ninja.

[DBO82]

Yeah, I know one of those, and if he says one thing to me...

I will bet him to death with an imaginary brick.

[JohninGpt]

I will bet him to death with an imaginary brick.
Did you see the Reno 911 episode where they arrested the mime at the convenience store?
"Yeah, that glass is real isn't it, ya son-of-a..."