Someone told me I was "awesome" tonight.

[Hammock Parties]

She was of the female persuasion.

[luv]

So, what did you do?

[milkman]

So, what did you do?

He rode on his bike over to her house to return her diaper bag after her parents left it at his mother's house.

[Moooo]

She was of the female persuasion.

Rock on. Did you get her digits?

Moooo

[Bob Dole]

So, what did you do?

He offered her a plate of baked beans.

[DaKCMan AP]

She was of the female persuasion.

your mother doesn't count

[Hammock Parties]

your mother doesn't count

I should have been more clear...we are not related.

[luv]

I should have been more clear...we are not related.
So, what did you do?

[Hammock Parties]

So, what did you do?

I hooked her fine ass up with that which she required. She later referred to me as a "genius."

[Moooo]

I should have been more clear...we are not related.

Give us details... did you get digits? Was it a, "you just did me a favor" awesome or like a, "You are a really great person" awesome?

Tell us the situation.

Moooo

[kcxiv]

I hooked her fine ass up with that which she required. She later referred to me as a "genius."lol, you fixed her computer didnt you?

[luv]

I hooked her fine ass up with that which she required. She later referred to me as a "genius."
Okay, so something to do with the computer?

[Hammock Parties]

Give us details... did you get digits? Was it a, "you just did me a favor" awesome or like a, "You are a really great person" awesome?

Tell us the situation.

Moooo

I've had her digits for a long time.

I cannot comment on the nature of my awesomeness as observed by her, but she seemed...impressed.

[Hammock Parties]

Later on I viewed her dressed in a Red Riding Hood costume.

[milkman]

I hooked her fine ass up with that which she required. She later referred to me as a "genius."

Like I said, diapers.

[luv]

Later on I viewed her dressed in a Red Riding Hood costume.
Photoshop?

[Hammock Parties]

Photoshop?

It was most assuredly not a Photoshop.

[milkman]

Photoshop?

The baby's parents dressed her up.

[kcxiv]

Okay, so something to do with the computer?hah. He had to have fixed her CPU. She had spyware and he removed it! lol

[Hammock Parties]

The lady is over 20, sir.

[milkman]

The lady is over 20, sir.

Months.

[luv]

It was most assuredly not a Photoshop.
Well, keep talking. I need more clues.

[Mr Grimm]

Later on I viewed her dressed in a Red Riding Hood costume.


better do it now before school starts again, im sure she'll have a earlier curfew.

[Hammock Parties]

Months.

20 standard years, according to the terran calendar.

[Moooo]

20 standard years, according to the terran calendar.

Okay, so fixed her computer, and she showed you the halloween pics she had on it.

Did you ask her out on a date?

Moooo

[58-4ever]

Better yet, did ya **** her?

[Hammock Parties]

Okay, so fixed her computer, and she showed you the halloween pics she had on it.

Did you ask her out on a date?

Moooo

Her computer was not broken.

There were no halloween pictures involved.

I did not ask her out on a date.

[Hammock Parties]

Better yet, did ya **** her?

The night's still young.

[luv]

Okay, so fixed her computer, and she showed you the halloween pics she had on it.

Did you ask her out on a date?

Moooo
Moooo - the eternal optimist

[58-4ever]

The night's still young.
ROFL

[Halfcan]

It was most assuredly not a Photoshop.

Why are you talking like Fax.

[milkman]

20 standard years, according to the terran calendar.

Quit being so vague.

Until you give up some detail, I won't believe you had an encounter, even one of just verbal exchange with anyone with Da Tail.

[58-4ever]

Moooo - the eternal optimist

No, Moooo's a freak.

[Mr Grimm]

The night's still young.


then why are you here with us????

[Hammock Parties]

Quit being so vague.

Until you give up some detail, I won't believe you had an encounter, even one of just verbal exchange with anyone with Da Tail.

We talked for quite some time. At opportune moments, I stared at her full, ripe breasts.

[Hammock Parties]

then why are you here with us????

I'm leaving in about 15 minutes.

[Moooo]

No, Moooo's a freak.

Please believe it...

http://images.esu11.org/kcallaha/cow.jpg

So, were you at a bar or other social gathering place when you were talking to this girl? Was the compliment in response to doing her a favor, or did it come out of the blue?

And why DIDN'T you ask her out on a date?

Moooo

[58-4ever]

I'm leaving in about 15 minutes.

You should beat it first so you're not so lame.

[Mr Grimm]

You should beat it first so you're not so lame.


why am i picturing "something about mary"????

[58-4ever]

Please believe it...

http://images.esu11.org/kcallaha/cow.jpg

So, were you at a bar or other social gathering place when you were talking to this girl? Was the compliment in response to doing her a favor, or did it come out of the blue?

And why DIDN'T you ask her out on a date?

Moooo

You make it almost impossible to make fun of you sometimes.....almost, freak.

[Halfcan]

She was of the shemale persuasion.

[Hammock Parties]

So, were you at a bar or other social gathering place when you were talking to this girl?

Yes and no. We talked in several locations.


Was the compliment in response to doing her a favor, or did it come out of the blue?

I did her many favors. All night long, in fact.


And why DIDN'T you ask her out on a date?


I did not feel it was...appropriate.

[Halfcan]

LOLA LO LO LOL la LOLA

Met her is a bar in old SOHo

[58-4ever]

I love cock.

[Moooo]

Yes and no. We talked in several locations.

I did her many favors. All night long, in fact.

I did not feel it was...appropriate.

Cool. Take it slow, and DON'T LET HER CATCH YOU LOOKING AT HER T*TS!!!

Moooo

[58-4ever]

Cool. Take it slow, and DON'T LET HER CATCH YOU LOOKING AT HER T*TS!!!

Moooo

Or, just shove your wanger in between her t^ts and jizz all over her face.

[Moooo]

Or, just shove your wanger in between her t^ts and jizz all over her face.

That in my experience is best left to the second date... But I'm a old-fashioned kind of guy...

Moooo

[Halfcan]

I want to suck your wanger and get jizz all over my face.

We always suspected it.

[58-4ever]

I always hoped it.

[Halfcan]

[QUOTE=58-4ever]My dog smells like skunk and it makes me hornyQUOTE]

[58-4ever]

[QUOTE=58-4ever]My dog smells like skunk and it makes me hornyQUOTE]

Nice try Mr. Halfcan.

[Halfcan]

Nice try Mr. Halfcan.

lol your dog does stink, I can smell his skunk azz from here. Try some tomato juice-I hear.

[58-4ever]

lol your dog does stink, I can smell his skunk azz from here. Try some tomato juice-I hear.

Not as bad as Rush. They have been stinkin up arenas for years.

[Halfcan]

Not as bad as Rush. They have been stinkin up arenas for years.

Ouch, that was low! You big Internet Bully.

[blueballs]

they will realy hurt
when you get out of
the car to walk in the house

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Gochiefs is gettin some sex!

...or he's been driving around her house for the last two hours

[ImAWalkingCorpse]

She lied, period.

[Tribal Warfare]

I did not feel it was...appropriate.


So your saying you got a compliment, but then peed a little in your pants then lost your balls to ask her out :D

[KCChiefsMan]

I've had lots of girls tell me I'm awesome

[Tribal Warfare]

I've had lots of girls tell me I'm awesome

I know for me it's an everyday occurance

[Rausch]

She was of the female persuasion.


Uh huh... (http://www.geekgrrl.priv.at/)

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I've had lots of girls tell me I'm stupid!

:drool: What!

[Rain Man]

Did you show her your junior high school photos, gochiefs? That would've been a good way to seal the deal.

[Chiefs_Mike_Topeka]

Later on I viewed her dressed in a Red Riding Hood costume.


Did that cost extra?

[The Red Sea]

Awesome huh?
Let me guess..

You showed her that you could Flip the score on Space invaders on an old Atari 2600..Twice.

[Bowser]

Hopefully, gochiefs didn't blow a load in her roommates bathrobe, Forrest Gump style.

"Ahm sah-ray!"

[BostonChief]

Congrats, GoChiefs! Cheers to a long, happy relationship.

[milkman]

Congrats, GoChiefs! Cheers to a long, happy relationship.

This is likely the only relationship that GoChiefs will ever know.

http://goldennumber.net/images/arm.gif

[BostonChief]

This is likely the only relationship that GoChiefs will ever know.

http://goldennumber.net/images/arm.gif

Why would you say that about him? If he has been unsuccessful in the past, then this could be THE relationship of his life.

[4th and Long]

Why would you say that about him? If he has been unsuccessful in the past, then this could be THE relationship of his life.
He's new here folks. He knows not of Go Chiefs and his Star Wars dolls fetish.

[milkman]

He's new here folks. He knows not of Go Chiefs and his Star Wars dolls fetish.

Right.

BC, after you become more familiar with GC, you'll come to understand.

[DaKCMan AP]

How much did you tip her?

[BostonChief]

Right.

BC, after you become more familiar with GC, you'll come to understand.

I'll look forward to that.

[4th and Long]

I'll look forward to that.
:eek: :shake:

[BostonChief]

:eek: :shake:

Maybe you should lead me to a thread where I can see this? Anyway, the videos he created are absolutely excellent.

[Rain Man]

Some people on this site are merely jealous of gochiefs' extensive knowledge of Jedi ways.

[BostonChief]

I did notice in the space under Mr. Flopnut's posts there was a quote by GoChiefs saying:

"I prefer wine, dicks, and tennis."

This does make me wonder. :shrug:

[4th and Long]

Maybe you should lead me to a thread where I can see this? Anyway, the videos he created are absolutely excellent.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=132343
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=115582
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=141370

[Hammock Parties]

This thread is the best example:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=48383

[luv]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=132343
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=115582
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=141370
Wasn't there one where he said he wanted his mom to watch if he ever had some chick blow him?

[4th and Long]

Wasn't there one where he said he wanted his mom to watch if he ever had some chick blow him?
If there was, my mind has blocked it out to spare me the trauma.

[Hammock Parties]

Wasn't there one where he said he wanted his mom to watch if he ever had some chick blow him?

I NEVER said that.

[BostonChief]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=132343
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=115582
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=141370

Wow! Thanks. I understand most of the reasoning of the commments in this thread already!

[4th and Long]

This thread is the best example:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=48383
Be advised that MeatPeeker is GoChiefs, when reading that thread.

[luv]

I NEVER said that.
Must have been one where people were turning what you said around or something. I remember thinking how gross that would be.

[milkman]

Wasn't there one where he said he wanted his mom to watch if he ever had some chick blow him?

Are you sure it wasn't that he wanted his Leia doll to watch while his mom blew him?

[4th and Long]

I remember thinking how gross that would be.
Gross understatement.

[4th and Long]

BTW, I'm still waiting for the, and you'll pardon the pun, climax of the story that GC started here.

[OldTownChief]

Must have been one where people were turning what you said around or something. I remember thinking how gross that would be.

He said it.

[Hammock Parties]

Here is what happened:

tonight my son was talking about one of his friends and a bobble-head girl that wouldn't stop calling him.

do you know what he is referring to when he calls her a bobble-head?

my wife slapped him when she found out. I thought it was kind of a cool slang word.

a bobble head is a girl who gives great hummers

Why did your wife slap him?

Nothing wrong with getting some head.

If I was that kid I'd make sure my mom caught that girl giving me head.

Why?

Just to show her up.

WTF?

Look, if I was 16, and some girl was giving me head, and my mom was all "you shouldn't do that! that's demeaning to the girl! yadda yadda yadda! ," all I am saying is I'd make it a point to make her my audience next time I was getting blown, as if to say "YO! HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW? LOL!"

That's because you secretly want to f*ck your mother or at least have her blow you, freak.


It has nothing to do with my mother. If ANYONE said that sort of thing to me I would want to give them a show in return.

[Hammock Parties]

BTW, I'm still waiting for the, and you'll pardon the pun, climax of the story that GC started here.

About an hour ago she told me "good morning."

[4th and Long]

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit ...

[4th and Long]

About an hour ago she told me "good morning."
And?

[Braincase]

C'mon gang... it's so freakin' obvious...

He proved to a nun that he could do the "Vote for Pedro" dance.

[Hammock Parties]

And?

Life ain't nuthin' but bitches and money!

[Rain Man]

About an hour ago she told me "good morning."


Who? Your mom, or the "awesome" girl, or John Locke's bobblehead girl? I haven't been keeping up with the thread.

[4th and Long]

Life ain't nuthin' but bitches and money!
So you didn't get any. Got it. Thanks.

[Gonzo]

About an hour ago she told me "good morning."
It was really nice of the assisted living facility to allow you to stay the night.

[Hammock Parties]

So you didn't get any. Got it. Thanks.

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

[DaKCMan AP]

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

We're just hatin' the playa that always loses the game.

[Iowanian]

Don't listen to these guys gc....

Ask her questions, let her talk more than you
and this just might be the one that lets you touch her cervix.

[Bowser]

Don't listen to these guys gc....

Ask her questions, let her talk more than you
and this just might be the one that lets you touch her cervix.

Does he have a map to the cervix?

[milkman]

Does he have a map to the cervix?

MapQuest?

In his case, though, DreamQuest?

[Iowanian]

Its not that difficult to find.

Take the Happy trail south to tuna town, head north through clam hollow, pass on by G street and you'll see it winking at you, gc

[Hammock Parties]

Does he have a map to the cervix?

"We have our heading!"

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/738/sparrow9ut.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Bowser]

"We have our heading!"

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/738/sparrow9ut.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

ROFL

Oh, buggah!

[PastorMikH]

your mother doesn't count




:banghead:


Didn't take long for someone to beat me to it.

[ChiefsFire]

She was a female impersonator.



:shake:

[Iowanian]

I'm hopeful for your quest meatpeeker...but beware the shadows of cooter canyon or anything resembling the following.

[BostonChief]

I'm hopeful for your quest meatpeeker...but beware the shadows of cooter canyon or anything resembling the following.

That's very funny.

[rad]

Its not that difficult to find.

Take the Happy trail south to tuna town, head north through clam hollow, pass on by G street and you'll see it winking at you, gc


GoChiefs, you want to pass on by G street VERY, VERY slowly. ;)

[Moooo]

GoChiefs, you want to pass on by G street VERY, VERY slowly. ;)

Is GoChiefs a virgin or something? I'm missing out.

Moooo

[rad]

Is GoChiefs a virgin or something? I'm missing out.

Moooo

The way he's talking I'm not sure if he is anymore....

[Moooo]

The way he's talking I'm not sure if he is anymore....

So he was as of yesterday... OKAY!!! This makes a lot more sense now!

With the way he's talking, I'd say not, being shrouded in secrecy. Maybe its a daughter of a friend of his mom's or something. Though hopefully he got some.

Moooo

[58-4ever]

Maybe it's his mom or something. Though hopefully he isn't.




Moooo

Fixed your post.

[ChiefsFire]

So he was as of yesterday... OKAY!!! This makes a lot more sense now!

With the way he's talking, I'd say not, being shrouded in secrecy. Maybe its a daughter of a friend of his mom's or something. Though hopefully he got some.

Moooo
more like the guy next doors sheep

[luv]

So he was as of yesterday... OKAY!!! This makes a lot more sense now!

With the way he's talking, I'd say not, being shrouded in secrecy. Maybe its a daughter of a friend of his mom's or something. Though hopefully he got some.

Moooo
If you got some for the first time, would you be making everyone wonder?

[rad]

So he was as of yesterday... OKAY!!! This makes a lot more sense now!

With the way he's talking, I'd say not, being shrouded in secrecy. Maybe its a daughter of a friend of his mom's or something. Though hopefully he got some.

Moooo

ROFL Yeah, I guess if he got some he'd just come out and say so.

Unless there's something about it he's not too proud of.. :hmmm:

[Moooo]

ROFL Yeah, I guess if he got some he'd just come out and say so.

Unless there's something about it he's not too proud of.. :hmmm:

It's all good. Really, your first time is supposed to not be good. And I am a strong believer that its supposed to be with someone who isn't all that.

Its usually either a hot chick who's a lot younger than you, or an older chick who's not the best looking. Looks in one hand, experience in the other.

Unless its the muscle chick on the Axe commercial, that's just nasty.

Moooo

[rad]

more like the guy next doors sheep

Do you read Maxim?

There's a section in the back of the mag that has strange news from various states. One of this months clips was of a guy that did just that. A respected member of the community no less! ROFL

[luv]

It's all good. Really, your first time is supposed to not be good. And I am a strong believer that its supposed to be with someone who isn't all that.

Its usually either a hot chick who's a lot younger than you, or an older chick who's not the best looking. Looks in one hand, experience in the other.

Unless its the muscle chick on the Axe commercial, that's just nasty.

Moooo
That makes me feel better.

[rad]

It's all good. Really, your first time is supposed to not be good. And I am a strong believer that its supposed to be with someone who isn't all that.
Unless its the muscle chick on the Axe commercial, that's just nasty.

Moooo

Or Hatchetface from "Crybaby"

[Moooo]

That makes me feel better.

Women... Too many fairy tales.

I won't go into detail, but my first time was rather boring. I think I actually yawned.

Moooo

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm surprised you didn't tell everyone that it was a threesome. I'm also surprised you didn't post their pictures here, like you did on your blog. I'll do it for you.

[GoodDaySir!]

After not reading much of this thread, I have to wonder if GoChiefs enjoys getting pestered by the BB, or if it is just an attention issue.

[luv]

Women... Too many fairy tales.

I won't go into detail, but my first time was rather boring. I think I actually yawned.

Moooo
I was across the front seat of a Mazda. Not very comfortable.

[Moooo]

I'm surprised you didn't tell everyone that it was a threesome. I'm also surprised you didn't post their pictures here, like you did on your blog. I'll do it for you.

Blog? What blog?

Moooo

[rad]

After not reading much of this thread, I have to wonder if GoChiefs enjoys getting pestered by the BB, or if it is just an attention issue.
It's Attention Whore-ing

Pay attention!!!

[Moooo]

I was across the front seat of a Mazda. Not very comfortable.

What kind? I could work it in a 626, and a 929 would be flat out luxurious.

Moooo

[luv]

What kind? I could work it in a 626, and a 929 would be flat out luxurious.

Moooo
It was small.

[Moooo]

It was small. Feet in the passenger side floor board, ass on the emergency brake, and the driver's seat leaned back.

Kinky, I didn't think you'd be down like that.

LOL JK

Moooo

[luv]

Kinky, I didn't think you'd be down like that.

LOL JK

Moooo
I was also very drunk.

[Moooo]

I was also very drunk.

I'd hope so. What would a first time be without lots of alcohol?

Let me guess, the guy was 4 years older than you?

Moooo

[luv]

I'd hope so. What would a first time be without lots of alcohol?

Let me guess, the guy was 4 years older than you?

Moooo
I have no clue how old he was. I think he was around my age. What's that matter?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Blog? What blog?

Moooo



If you look very closely at the picture, you'll see why he didn't post it here.

[Moooo]

If you look very closely at the picture, you'll see why he didn't post it here.

I want a link to the blog! I may puke, but still...

Unless it was a joke. I know the women aren't women, but...

Moooo

[luv]

If you look very closely at the picture, you'll see why he didn't post it here.
I can't even look at that picture closely with my glasses on.

[Moooo]

I have no clue how old he was. I think he was around my age. What's that matter?

Just curious... Most of the time the drunk chick in a Mazda is there with an older guy...

I was on a bed and was high as a kite. Just so you don't feel like you divulged any info without someone else doing so also.

Moooo

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I want a link to the blog! I may puke, but still...

Unless it was a joke. I know the women aren't women, but...

Moooo



It was a joke..........the picture may not have been, but the blog was. Sorry to have confused my favorite Chiefsplanet bovine.

[Moooo]

It was a joke..........the picture may not have been, but the blog was. Sorry to have confused my favorite Chiefsplanet bovine.

That's fine, its a common occurance for someone who can't pick up on written sarcasm.

Moooo

[Mr. Flopnuts]

That's fine, its a common occurance for someone who can't pick up on written sarcasm.

Moooo



It's all good, I normally don't bother clarifying for people whose posts I don't like. :)

[grandllama]

I'm not even going to read all of this, but I assume somebody told Goat Cheese that the crack whore down at 12th and prospect telling him he is awesome doesn't really mean that much.

[luv]

It's all good, I normally don't bother clarifying for people whose posts I don't like. :)
Would you two get a room already? :p

[Moooo]

Would you two get a room already? :p

Cause a Mazda wouldn't work, right?

Heh heh heh...

Moooo

[luv]

Cause a Mazda wouldn't work, right?

Heh heh heh...

Moooo
Unless you want to use the headrest to bite down on.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Would you two get a room already? :p



Too many people get all over him for being honest, and lacking the alpha male quality that so many posters here have. Just pointing out that I think he's an alright dude.

[Moooo]

Unless you want to use the headrest to bite down on.

Do chicks do that? I had drool all over my headrest once from my ladyfriend, but no teeth marks...

Moooo

[luv]

Too many people get all over him for being honest, and lacking the alpha male quality that so many posters here have. Just pointing out that I think he's an alright dude.
I, too, like honest and forthcoming people. I'm just giving you shit.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I, too, like honest and forthcoming people. I'm just giving you shit.



I'm not into the whole scat thing. Thanks though. ;)

[luv]

Do chicks do that? I had drool all over my headrest once from my ladyfriend, but no teeth marks...

Moooo
I've only had sex in a car once. Since I was drunk, I'm sure there was drool, but I was face up.

[Moooo]

Too many people get all over him for being honest, and lacking the alpha male quality that so many posters here have. Just pointing out that I think he's an alright dude.

I am alpha cow...

http://images.esu11.org/kcallaha/cow.jpg

[Moooo]

I've only had sex in a car once. Since I was drunk, I'm sure there was drool, but I was face up.

So you're one of those classy chicks... That's rare... :)

Moooo

[luv]

I'm not into the whole scat thing. Thanks though. ;)
I have no clue what you're talking about. :redface:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I am alpha cow...

http://images.esu11.org/kcallaha/cow.jpg



Listen, I think you're a cool guy. I'm married though, and am not interested in a sloppy bovine kiss. Get your grill outta my face. :p

[grandllama]

I have no clue what you're talking about. :redface:

how many times do we have to explain this to you?

[grandllama]

I am alpha cow...

http://images.esu11.org/kcallaha/cow.jpg

I am Iron Man... whats your point?

[luv]

how many times do we have to explain this to you?
ROFL

[Moooo]

Listen, I think you're a cool guy. I'm married though, and am not interested in a sloppy bovine kiss. Get your grill outta my face. :P

I'm an "in your face" kinda cow...

More about luv and Mazdas...

Moooo

[Mr. Flopnuts]

More about luv and Mazdas...

Moooo


ROFL Sorry didn't mean to distract you. Luv I had an 88 Mazda 323 at one time. It wasn't one of those was it? That car wasn't big enough for me to have sex with myself in.

[luv]

I'm an "in your face" kinda cow...

More about luv and Mazdas...

Moooo
One Mazda. Singular. And only one time.

[luv]

ROFL Sorry didn't mean to distract you. Luv I had an 88 Mazda 323 at one time. It wasn't one of those was it? That car wasn't big enough for me to have sex with myself in.
I'll see if I can find a picture of one.

[grandllama]

ROFL Sorry didn't mean to distract you. Luv I had an 88 Mazda 323 at one time. It wasn't one of those was it? That car wasn't big enough for me to have sex with myself in.

I'm 6'5 weighed 275 in high school and drove pintos. I still *FOUND* ways to have sex in or around my car (with females)

... course it was always fun to explain to my step dad where dents in the hood kept coming from.

[Moooo]

One Mazda. Singular. And only one time.

Why only once? Was he a loser?

Moooo

[rad]

I'm not into the whole scat thing. Thanks though. ;)

Don't get her going on scat......

[rad]

I have no clue what you're talking about. :redface:


*cough cough*bullshit*cough cough*

[grandllama]

Don't get her going on scat......

You know, I don't post nearly as much as I used to, but everytime I'm on here Luv is talking about Scat....

[luv]

I'll see if I can find a picture of one.
http://images.securedwebform.com/stock/300/MAZDA/PROTEGE/1998/4SA.JPG

This is the closest I could find. This is a 99 Protege Sedan. I think his was older.

[luv]

You know, I don't post nearly as much as I used to, but everytime I'm on here Luv is talking about Scat....
Hey! I didn't bring it up.

[rad]

You know, I don't post nearly as much as I used to, but everytime I'm on here Luv is talking about Scat....

ROFL
I think we brought out something about herself she wasn't aware of...

(j/k luv, it's been awhile)

[rad]

I, too, like honest and forthcoming people. I'm just giving you shit.

Yeah you did. Indirectly enough, but still....

[luv]

Yeah you did. Indirectly enough, but still....
I'm not the one who turned it around into scat. That was Mr Flopsy.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm not the one who turned it around into scat. That was Mr Flopsy.



Whoa tigress. You were the one talking about "giving me shit". I just respectfully declined the offer. I have plenty of my own and am not interested in obtaining others. Don't put your sick freaknish on me. I'm just going along for the ride...................IN A MAZDA BAYBEE!!!!!!

[luv]

Whoa tigress. You were the one talking about "giving me shit". I just respectfully declined the offer. I have plenty of my own and am not interested in obtaining others. Don't put your sick freaknish on me. I'm just going along for the ride...................IN A MAZDA BAYBEE!!!!!!
Uh-huh.

[rad]

Whoa tigress. You were the one talking about "giving me shit". I just respectfully declined the offer. I have plenty of my own and am not interested in obtaining others. Don't put your sick freaknish on me. I'm just going along for the ride...................IN A MAZDA BAYBEE!!!!!!

HAHA! tigress.....

[ChiefsFire]

Do you read Maxim?

There's a section in the back of the mag that has strange news from various states. One of this months clips was of a guy that did just that. A respected member of the community no less! ROFL


Id never read that trash...I prefer FHM

[luv]

Why only once? Was he a loser?

Moooo
Ends up he was "separated". I was a one night stand.

[rad]

Id never read that trash...I prefer FHM
ROFL

[Moooo]

Ends up he was "separated". I was a one night stand.

That's sad. But at least he wasn't good and taken... Now you have the opportunity to get some from better guys :)

Moooo

[luv]

That's sad. But at least he wasn't good and taken... Now you have the opportunity to get some from better guys :)

Moooo
I guess.

[rad]

You two should get a room. ROFL

[Moooo]

I guess.

What sort of answer is that??? Just tell yourself, "I'm gonna get some!"

Moooo

[luv]

What sort of answer is that??? Just tell yourself, "I'm gonna get some!"

Moooo
I do, occasionally.

[Moooo]

I do, occasionally.

Occasionally? No no no no...

:)

Moooo

[luv]

Occasionally? No no no no...

:)

Moooo
It's not like I'm gonna go find a different guy every night of the week. I wouldn't do that if I could.

[Hammock Parties]

After not reading much of this thread, I have to wonder if GoChiefs enjoys getting pestered by the BB, or if it is just an attention issue.

I just like leading everyone down the primrose path. It's fun.

[rad]

I just like leading everyone down the primrose path. It's fun.

Don't interrupt mooo and luv. They're "cybering"

[Hammock Parties]

Don't interrupt mooo and luv. They're "cybering"

Mooooo and luv are the new threadwreckers.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Don't interrupt mooo and luv. They're "cybering"


ROFL

[Moooo]

It's not like I'm gonna go find a different guy every night of the week. I wouldn't do that if I could.

Well, duh... :)

But you gotta start somewhere.

And GoChiefs, did you get laid or not?

Moooo

[Moooo]

Mooooo and luv are the new threadwreckers.

This thread started wrecked...

Moooo

[Mr. Flopnuts]

This thread started wrecked...

Moooo



Can't argue with logic.

[rad]

Mooooo and luv are the new threadwreckers.

Entertaining nonetheless.

[luv]

Entertaining nonetheless.
Wow. Thanks. I didn't even try. I don't know about Moooo, though.

[Moooo]

Wow. Thanks. I didn't even try. I don't know about Moooo, though.

Neither do I...

What are we doing?

And if GoChiefs won't say whether or not he got laid, I'll assume he didn't, since there isn't a guy alive who wouldn't be screaming from the rooftops that they lost their virginity.

Moooo

[luv]

Neither do I...

What are we doing?

And if GoChiefs won't say whether or not he got laid, I'll assume he didn't, since there isn't a guy alive who wouldn't be screaming from the rooftops that they lost their virginity.

Moooo
I think we're entertaining. I'm not sure about the cybering part. Never done that.

[Moooo]

I think we're entertaining. I'm not sure about the cybering part. Never done that.

I'm not entertaining... It must be you, cause I'm just a simple cow trying to post on some threads...

Moooo

[luv]

I'm not entertaining... It must be you, cause I'm just a simple cow trying to post on some threads...

Moooo
And I'm just sitting here trying to get my bed made between post. Nothing better than sleeping on freshly washed sheets. I may throw my comforter in the washer.

[rad]

And I'm just sitting here trying to get my bed made between post. Nothing better than sleeping on freshly washed sheets. I may throw my comforter in the washer.

This is how every good Penthouse Letter starts.......

[grandllama]

This is how every good Penthouse Letter starts.......

Yeah, but when you throw in the Scat it ends up in Nugget

[luv]

Yeah, but when you throw in the Scat it ends up in Nugget
Damn you! :cuss:

I got them off of that subject, tyvm!

[rad]

Yeah, but when you throw in the Scat it ends up in Nugget

Maybe that's why she had to change her sheets...

[luv]

Maybe that's why she had to change her sheets...
Do you sleep on sheets full of dead skin cells? NASTY!

[Moooo]

Do you sleep on sheets full of dead skin cells? NASTY!

I soak my sheets in 90 weight and bacon grease.

Moooo

[rad]

Do you sleep on sheets full of dead skin cells? NASTY!

No.

But that's only because I'm married.

[Hammock Parties]

I soak my sheets in 90 weight and bacon grease.

Moooo

Don't give em to luv...you'll never see 'em again.

[Moooo]

Don't give em to luv...you'll never see 'em again.

This coming from a guy who had a chick sleep in his house and didn't get any...

This is the story until otherwise clarified.

Moooo

[milkman]

Don't give em to luv...you'll never see 'em again.

Who the hell are you to look down on people, Oedipus?

[Adept Havelock]

Do you sleep on sheets full of dead skin cells? NASTY!

As nasty as sleeping on sheets full of live skin cells?

[4th and Long]

I was going to chime back into the thread but decided it would be more fun to intubate my cat.

http://insidewoodland.com/pictures/surgery/surgerycatbefore.jpg

[luv]

I was going to chime back into the thread but decided it would be more fun to intubate my cat.

http://insidewoodland.com/pictures/surgery/surgerycatbefore.jpg
Poor kitty!

[Thig Lyfe]

This all reminds me very much of this thread (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=138619&highlight=beautiful+mexican+woman).

[Hammock Parties]

This all reminds me very much of this thread (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=138619&highlight=beautiful+mexican+woman).

That thread was great. I never did get rep for this awesome post:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3130798&postcount=13

[wutamess]

Did you get laid or not?

[sedated]

Ends up he was "separated". I was a one night stand.

for a second there I thought I saw my name.

[Logical]

Bump