Dear Lord... tell me people really aren't this stupid.

[Braincase]

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[mikey23545]

I never saw that result coming....

[Jenson71]

ROFL

[Jenson71]

Reminds me of The Jerk.

"Honey....I....For some reason I just don't think Nathan fits in the family...."

[KCFalcon59]

What is really sad is that we know that 2 guys had the urge to **** her. Damn.

[Dartgod]

I don't know what to say.



I feel a little bit sorry for the guy because if he really didn't know, that has got to be devistating.

But, damn! How in the **** could you NOT know?!? :shake:

[Dartgod]

What is really sad is that we know that 2 guys had the urge to **** her. Damn.
Oh damn...

ROFL

[milkman]

First thought that came to my mind when I read the subject header is the question;

"Why do you want us to lie to you like that?"

[hypersensitiveZO6]

I found the guys. They don't seem too dissapointed.

[SLAG]

I cant watch it

[Nightwish]

Are you sure that wasn't a trailer for "The Jerk 2?"

Steve Martin: "I was born the son of a poor black man!"

[Earthling]

I don't know what to say.



I feel a little bit sorry for the guy because if he really didn't know, that has got to be devistating.

But, damn! How in the **** could you NOT know?!? :shake:


I suppose you could notice the different color and wonder if there was a mixture somewhere in your own past lineage or your partners past lineage and still not suspect hanky-panky....I'm not quite that trusting myself..What I can't understand is how people are so willing to air their dirty laundry in front of a national audience.

[Nightwish]

I suppose you could notice the different color and wonder if there was a mixture somewhere in your own past lineage or your partners past lineage and still not suspect hanky-panky....I'm not quite that trusting myself..What I can't understand is how people are so willing to air their dirty laundry in front of a national audience.To be honest, I sometimes wonder at the legitimacy of some of those shows, whether the stuff is real or they're just making it up to get on tv. I mean, I can understand your point about suspecting your own heritage, especially if the kid isn't as dark as that one was, but that guy (and the mother, for that matter) was about as white as you can get without being albino, and he would have to damn near be inbred to not suspect something was amiss.

[Halfcan]

Wow, that guy was color blind.

[Brock]

I think those people are all actors. JMO.

[Gonzo]

What do you all think Richard does for a living?
Is he:

A. Nuclear Technician

B. Nurosurgeon

C. A CEO of a fortune 500 company

or...

D. Mop boy at the quarter-a-view porno theater and truck stop.

[Nightwish]

What do you all think Richard does for a living?
Is he:

A. Nuclear Technician

B. Nurosurgeon

C. A CEO of a fortune 500 company

or...

D. Mop boy at the quarter-a-view porno theater and truck stop.
I believe he gets paid for testing experimental medications.

[luv]

I believe he gets paid for testing experimental medications.
Hey, he does have a child to support after all. Well, he used to.

[Earthling]

I believe he gets paid for testing experimental medications.


Yep..It was guys like him getting jobs there that finally made me get out of that trade.

[ChiefFan31]

ROFL ROFL

Oh man, I went from laughter to just feeling sorry for that sap. I mean how can he not know???

and that girl, oooooff that is just gross

[Deberg_1990]

To be honest, I sometimes wonder at the legitimacy of some of those shows, whether the stuff is real or they're just making it up to get on tv.


Agreed. I think Maury Povich started out as somewhat respectable (same as Jerry Springer did) but over the years has just stooped to the "lowest common denominator" type of viewers. I guess they figure thats whats brings in the $$$$$ so what the hell??

BTW, is this the only type of show that Povich does anymore??

"Who my baby Daddy?" "One girl, six men, Who my Baby Daddy?"

"Are you my Baby Daddy?" Horrible....Horrible Television.....

[KCChiefsMan]

I definately believe that some people are really that stupid....then their 7 kids will be stupid and so on and so on

[hypersensitiveZO6]

Hey. Is LJ actually on the cover of madden?

[Valiant]

I suppose you could notice the different color and wonder if there was a mixture somewhere in your own past lineage or your partners past lineage and still not suspect hanky-panky....I'm not quite that trusting myself..What I can't understand is how people are so willing to air their dirty laundry in front of a national audience.


Free vacations to the city and almost all expenses are paid for...

[Eleazar]

Why does the caption say "Stop cheating on me with my mother?"

[greg63]

What a shocker; the child looks just like him. :rolleyes:

[BWillie]

HAHA..this reminds me of me myself and Irene. "Jesus Christ, those kids are bigger than these sausages"

What a dumbass. He has curly hair. Duh

[Rain Man]

I'll bet the real father is still hidden inside a couple of rolls of her fat.

[KCChiefsMan]

Hey. Is LJ actually on the cover of madden?


nope, Shaun Alexander is

[Rausch]

I think those people are all actors. JMO.

Look at him.

AT HIM.

That's not acting, that's a missing chromosome.

[greg63]

Look at him.

AT HIM.

That's not acting, that's a missing chromosome.


ROFL

[Bwana]

What do you all think Richard does for a living?
Is he:

A. Nuclear Technician

B. Nurosurgeon

C. A CEO of a fortune 500 company

or...

D. Mop boy at the quarter-a-view porno theater and truck stop.

ROFL Priceless!! And as someone above stated, two people hit that ditchpig?? :spock:

[plbrdude]

ROFL Priceless!! And as someone above stated, two people hit that ditchpig?? :spock:


she probly had to use richard's money to pay one of them.

[Chiefs Minor Satellite]

I am not the Dear Lord, but yes Braincase, they are that stupid.

To be 100% sure of that all you have to do is find any political arguments and watch both sides claim all of the "facts" that they have read on the internet.

These guys are stupid enough to: 1. Put their faces on TV and show how stupid they are and all for a union minimum wage that is paid for being on the show. and 2. Prove to the world that they are stupid and it isn't an act!

It would be a perfect world if crap like this didn't happen, but it take the Jerry Springers and the Maury Povich's of the world to prove to us that they exist. What's worse, the people that are stupid or the guys that bring the stupidity to our TV's?

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

HAHA..this reminds me of me myself and Irene. "Jesus Christ, those kids are bigger than these sausages"

What a dumbass. He has curly hair. Duh
yep, that guy didn't notice the year-around tan?! ROFL

[JimNasium]

ROFL Priceless!! And as someone above stated, two people hit that ditchpig?? :spock:
And the real father of the kid went back for seconds! :shake:

[Jilly]

How did NO ONE - not friends, not family - NO ONE say something to him?

[BigVE]

How did NO ONE - not friends, not family - NO ONE say something to him?


Oh Im sure they justified with redneck logic: "yo mama used to like the black mens once in a while and HER mama liked the black mens once in a while too so its just natural for some of that to come out of YOU!" If the guy at LEAST had a bit of a tan...nah. No way.

[Demonpenz]

maury is good tv guys... that girl that was afraid of pickles was quality tv

[Bowser]

I think those are really tears of joy for realizing he has been released from that woman.

[beavis]

Our daddy may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But he is a very gentle person!

[blueballs]

screw you all!!
I don't have to pay child support

[sd4chiefs]

It has always been a dream of mine to be totally humiliated on a daytime T.V. show.

[Bwana]

It has always been a dream of mine to be totally humiliated on a daytime T.V. show.

Exactly.........If I got a call from one of "those shows" wanting me to come on, my simple and to the point reply would be **** off!

You would seriously have to be a brain dead circus worker reject to go on one of those shows.

[Chiefs Minor Satellite]

It has always been a dream of mine to be totally humiliated on a daytime T.V. show.

Well Whizzo, I assume that your embarassment during your kids TV show of the 50's didn't humiliate you enough. You can call Maury and give it a shot!! Oprah might do you good too!

[Hydrae]

What's worse, the people that are stupid or the guys that bring the stupidity to our TV's?

The stupidity of the advertisers who pay for these shows and the idiots who watch the show and buy those products!

[sd4chiefs]

Well Whizzo, I assume that your embarassment during your kids TV show of the 50's didn't humiliate you enough. You can call Maury and give it a shot!! Oprah might do you good too!


I have always wondered why my son doesn't look anything like me.
:hmmm:

[The Red Sea]

Sh!t happens!

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[Kerberos]

What is really sad is that we know that 2 guys had the urge to **** her. Damn.


Brutal!

REP!

[Blackened]

L M A O ! !

[CoMoChief]

Maury sucks, but not as bad as the last show Connie Chung had when shes singing on the piano. Good lord.