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chief2000
08-09-2006, 02:03 PM
What do you recommend ?

Charmins ultra tears while wiping. Not good.
Halfcan
08-09-2006, 02:05 PM
??? TMI!
4th and Long
08-09-2006, 02:12 PM
I use Charmin Ultra and have never had the problem you described. You realize that you don't need to apply as much pressure when wiping your butt as you do when sanding wood, don't you?
RockChalk
08-09-2006, 02:30 PM
Cottonelle
bgguitarman
08-09-2006, 02:31 PM
Baby Wipes
jspchief
08-09-2006, 02:35 PM
Cottenelle with ripples.


Not to be confused with Ruffles with ridges.
Iowanian
08-09-2006, 02:36 PM
Fists full of broken glass and sting weeds.
noa
08-09-2006, 02:36 PM
Dirty socks
4th and Long
08-09-2006, 02:37 PM
The towel embroidered, "HERS"
Fish
08-09-2006, 02:42 PM
Ruffles with ridges.......
Rain Man
08-09-2006, 02:42 PM
Toilet paper is for sissies.
cdcox
08-09-2006, 02:50 PM
bidet
chagrin
08-09-2006, 02:51 PM
I'm from Mars, we don't use toilet paper, we use our hands
Fish
08-09-2006, 02:51 PM
3 little shells?
JBucc
08-09-2006, 02:52 PM
A dog
noa
08-09-2006, 02:54 PM
3 little shells?

Nice job. We have to make sure we get that Demolition Man line into every poop thread
Rain Man
08-09-2006, 02:55 PM
bidet

Off topic, or kind of on topic, but I went to Egypt a few years back, and the toilets there don't come with toilet paper as a standard option in many places. Instead, there's a little water pipe that is inside the toilet, and you reach into the toilet to turn it on, clean up, and then reach back in to turn it off. I opted out of that option, and instead chose to buy toilet paper from the Egyptian child who would sell it underneath the stall door.
Rain Man
08-09-2006, 02:56 PM
I'm from Mars, we don't use toilet paper, we use our hands

Mars? Do you know Stan?
chagrin
08-09-2006, 02:58 PM
Mars? Do you know Stan?

Stan says hi, and that it's time for you to quit playing with the humans and come back home; oh yeah and bring him some pork skins
JBucc
08-09-2006, 02:58 PM
Ok really I just squeeze my buttcheeks together really hard and all the excess poo goes back in
Rain Man
08-09-2006, 02:59 PM
Stan says hi, and that it's time for you to quit playing with the humans and come back home; oh yeah and bring him some pork skins

Yeah, you just can't get good pork skins back there.
RealSNR
08-09-2006, 03:00 PM
Orphans
TNTEICHER
08-09-2006, 03:17 PM
The John Wayne brand "True Grit". 60 grit to be precise. Chafs alot but it works. :(
sedated
08-09-2006, 03:37 PM
Whitlock's column
Calcountry
08-09-2006, 03:38 PM
What do you recommend ?

Charmins ultra tears while wiping. Not good.I reccomend Asswipes2000.
Calcountry
08-09-2006, 03:40 PM
Fists full of broken glass and sting weeds.I thought you IoWANian's used corn cobs.
Sully
08-09-2006, 03:45 PM
I never poop. It's dirty.
Calcountry
08-09-2006, 04:38 PM
I never poop. It's dirty.I think the ME folks eat with their left hand.
WARPARTY70
08-09-2006, 05:19 PM
I have my dog lick me clean
DJJasonp
08-09-2006, 05:27 PM
I just scoot across the carpet when necessary.
StcChief
08-09-2006, 05:29 PM
Sears catalog at the out-house.
DT4everaChief
08-09-2006, 07:25 PM
Who gives a chit.
rad
08-09-2006, 07:31 PM
Shower curtain.
boogblaster
08-09-2006, 07:53 PM
T-P ??????? BOOG OUTT....
Saulbadguy
08-09-2006, 07:57 PM
Cottenelle Double rolls with Aloe and vitamin E. Nothing else has beaten that. It is like wiping your ass with silk.
grandllama
08-09-2006, 08:52 PM
The John Wayne brand "True Grit". 60 grit to be precise. Chafs alot but it works. :(

Apparently you are the TP buyer for this extended stay hotel I am in. I swear to god that it still has bark in it.
Zebedee DuBois
08-09-2006, 08:53 PM
With the bidet option, are there towels to dry off with afterwards....and are they disposable towels?
rad
08-09-2006, 09:02 PM
The John Wayne brand "True Grit". 60 grit to be precise. Chafs alot but it works. :(


John Wayne toilet paper is rough, tough, and doesn't take shit off nobody. ;)
4th and Long
08-09-2006, 09:03 PM
John Wayne toilet paper is rough, tough, and doesn't take shit off nobody. ;)
I remember the first time I heard that. It was 1973.
rad
08-09-2006, 09:04 PM
I remember the first time I heard that. It was 1973.

Damn, you're old.
4th and Long
08-09-2006, 09:05 PM
Damn, you're old.
Wipe your nose, junior. :D
rad
08-09-2006, 09:08 PM
Wipe your nose, junior. :D

Sorry. I think I crapped my bed again too, Pops..... :)
4th and Long
08-09-2006, 09:11 PM
Sorry. I think I crapped my bed again too, Pops..... :)
You made your bed, now you get to lie in it. :)
KCChiefsMan
08-09-2006, 09:17 PM
twenty dollar bills