Holy crap, what kind of bad luck is this.

[jidar]

Oh shit, I just had some bad ****ing luck.

My daughter was messing with our camcorder which we've had several years. We bought the camera and memory card brand new from Best Buy and I don't recall ever loaning it to anyone. However when my daughter switched it to camera mode and started going through the pictures, there were about 6 pictures on there that I don't know where they came from. Several of them of some strange chick looks to be in her early 20s... ? Well naturally my wife was sitting with my daughter when she found em and my daughter is like "who's that?". Then my son is making a joke and he says "Must be dads girlfriend" Now we've made this joke several times before about various chicks, but right away I know this isn't the time for it. Of course the 9 year old doesn't realize that..

Anyway one of the photos kind of zooms in on the chicks boobs (clothed) .. so.. yeah.. my wife gets a real dirty look on her face.

Ah, well there are two things about it that kind of save me. Firstly the photos are numbered sequentially and are numbered before the photo of my wife that is on there that I believe we took as soon as we got the camera, and second the camera operator took a close up of their wedding ring at one point and it's obviously not mine. And by obviously I mean it just looks a bit bigger... so .. yeah.

The best explanation I have is that the photos were on the card when we got it, even though it was brand new (returned?)...
My wife still seems a bit on edge.

[bkkcoh]

file this one under 'Oh SHIT'

[Mecca]

Hey that rules, I'd like to get pictures of people on things I buy just for humor factor.

[JimNasium]

You need to be more careful dumbass.

[Hydrae]

I hope you at least have a comfortable couch.

[melbar]

Some people try them out at the store?

[Mecca]

His wife didn't know about his secret porn directing career.

[jidar]

Some people try them out at the store?


No they appear to be in their living room. Couch, tv, etc.. etc..

[Sam Hall]

Crap isn't holy.

[Rain Man]

You don't have to beg. We'll be your alibi. But you have to post the pictures first.

[Hammock Parties]

YES! POST 'EM!

[cdcox]

YES! POST 'EM!

I'm sure he wants to make back up copies so that maybe sometime in the future they can appear randomly in his life once again.

[Zebedee DuBois]

I think there are people trapped inside your camera.

Inside there, man!

[Nzoner]

Anyway one of the photos kind of zooms in on the chicks boobs (clothed) .. so.. yeah.. my wife gets a real dirty look on her face.



I would think that would be most men's out right there,"Geez dear come on you know me well enough to know that if those were my pics she'd be nude."

[jidar]

I would think that would be most men's out right there,"Geez dear come on you know me well enough to know that if those were my pics she'd be nude."

rofl. oh shi, that wouldn't help

[Nightwish]

Oh shit, I just had some bad ****ing luck.

My daughter was messing with our camcorder which we've had several years. We bought the camera and memory card brand new from Best Buy and I don't recall ever loaning it to anyone. However when my daughter switched it to camera mode and started going through the pictures, there were about 6 pictures on there that I don't know where they came from. Several of them of some strange chick looks to be in her early 20s... ? Well naturally my wife was sitting with my daughter when she found em and my daughter is like "who's that?". Then my son is making a joke and he says "Must be dads girlfriend" Now we've made this joke several times before about various chicks, but right away I know this isn't the time for it. Of course the 9 year old doesn't realize that..

Anyway one of the photos kind of zooms in on the chicks boobs (clothed) .. so.. yeah.. my wife gets a real dirty look on her face.

Ah, well there are two things about it that kind of save me. Firstly the photos are numbered sequentially and are numbered before the photo of my wife that is on there that I believe we took as soon as we got the camera, and second the camera operator took a close up of their wedding ring at one point and it's obviously not mine. And by obviously I mean it just looks a bit bigger... so .. yeah.

The best explanation I have is that the photos were on the card when we got it, even though it was brand new (returned?)...
My wife still seems a bit on edge.
Depending on what kind of camera it was, it is possible that somebody was just playing around with it at the store, and the images were stored in the internal memory, only to be automatically transferred to the card when you inserted it. Some kinds of cameras will do that automatically. Mine will, but it's not a camcorder, it's a digicam with a camcorder function. Still, if a digicam will automatically transfer files to the card, I'm sure they make camcorders that will do the same thing. You should check to see if that's the kind you bought.

[DaFace]

I worked at a major retailer for a while, and there were times that people would return memory cards in packages that looked completely unopened. If we didn't actually try the cards out, we never would have known. Chances are, you got a card that was used for a bit, then returned.

[Rain Man]

Crap isn't holy.


Tom Brady's is.

[Donger]

My wife recently discovered some pictures on my Palm that I took of a girl from Hooters. She had what I consider to be the most perfect ass I've ever seen. I mean perfection. So, I naturally asked her if I could take some pictures of her ass. She laughed and said okay, and started bending over really far at the other tables and stuff. Great pictures.

[JimNasium]

My wife recently discovered some pictures on my Palm that I took of a girl from Hooters. She had what I consider to be the most perfect ass I've ever seen. I mean perfection. So, I naturally asked her if I could take some pictures of her ass. She laughed and said okay, and started bending over really far at the other tables and stuff. Great pictures.
How's that working out for you?

[Donger]

How's that working out for you?

She was pissed at first. Then she said, "Well, she does have a great ass. I'd f*ck her."

I don't remember what happened after that.

[Hammock Parties]

POST 'EM, DONGER!

[Donger]

POST 'EM, DONGER!

I deleted them.

[Hammock Parties]

DAMN YOU!

I save everything.

[Donger]

DAMN YOU!

I save everything.

You don't have a wife.

[Hammock Parties]

True, but even if I did...I'd still save everything.

[Rain Man]

True story: my aunt and uncle came to town recently, and they stayed at a hotel in an area where I've got a client across the street. My client and I always walk over next door to the hotel to a local sports bar when we meet.

I suggest to my aunt and uncle that we go to the sports bar, and we walk over. The sports bar is one of those places with big decks and lots of unfinished wood and stuff.

At this point, I should interject that my aunt and uncle are socially very conservative people, and they're in their mid-sixties now. Nice people, but conservative.

So we walk over and I go up the wooden deck area and enter the restaurant, and the hostess comes out. She's wearing Hootersware, which confuses me. She takes us to a table, and it's very obvious that we're in a Hooters and not this local sports bar. I looked out the window, and lo and behold, there's the sports bar next door. It's got exactly the same architecture as the Hooters, which for some incredible reason I've never noticed before. (I probably thought that it was just part of the other sports bar.)

Fortunately, my aunt and uncle thought it was kind of funny, and I think they believed my sincere confusion.

In a more important part of the story, our waitress was spectacular. Seriously spectacular. She had bosoms that would make a grown man cry, and she could even wear those unflattering Hooters shorts in a way that was delectable. At one point, she gave me a dirty look because I was talking to her areolae. I was stunned by this situation, because they only other time I've ever been in a Hooters, my waitress looked like Nell Carter.

[Rain Man]

She was pissed at first. Then she said, "Well, she does have a great ass. I'd f*ck her."

I don't remember what happened after that.


That happens to me too when all of the blood gets redistributed from my brain to other places.

[priestin2004]

don't know what to say other than.... dude, that sucks!

[JimNasium]

At one point, she gave me a dirty look because I was talking to her areolae.
Does she also work at 7-11?

[Rain Man]

Does she also work at 7-11?

Believe me. There was nothing about this fine working American that was a 7.

[Donger]

True, but even if I did...I'd still save everything.

See the crazy look in her eyes?

No, you wouldn't.

.

[Hammock Parties]

That's kind of an unflattering picture. She's looked better.

[JimNasium]

That's kind of an unflattering picture. She's looked better.
:shake:

[Hammock Parties]

Seriously. She looks like Yolanda (the crazy bitch with the gun in the diner) from Pulp Fiction.

[Donger]

That's kind of an unflattering picture. She's looked better.

What's unflattering about it?

[Nzoner]

Seriously. She looks like Yolanda (the crazy bitch with the gun in the diner) from Pulp Fiction.

Dude you need to quit beating off so much,you're really going blind.

[Hammock Parties]

The angle.

[Donger]

Seriously. She looks like Yolanda (the crazy bitch with the gun in the diner) from Pulp Fiction.

Oh my. You just made an enemy.

[Hammock Parties]

It's just a bad picture. Do you moonlight as the Chiefs cheerleaders photographer?

[Donger]

It's just a bad picture. Do you moonlight as the Chiefs cheerleaders photographer?

No.

[plbrdude]

True, but even if I did...I'd still save everything.


me thinks that you'll think differently someday

[HemiEd]

You need to be more careful dumbass.

Exactly. ROFL