FaMiLy VaLuEs

[kczoo]

Anyone else have family members just constantly stirring up the shiznit? All started with my 42 year old jealous beotch sister not liking my wife. Seriously there is nothing wrong with my wife besides shes younger than me. Opinions are like azzholes; everyones got one

[Bob Dole]

If it helps any, Bob Dole likes your wife just fine.

[ChiefsLV]

Yeah, some people are just drama whores. There's got to be some drama going on to keep their life interesting I guess. I say fug em!

[Rain Man]

How much younger? Is she 13 or something? Are you John Mark Karr? Did you kill JonBenet? If you really killed JonBenet and then married a 13 year-old, maybe the problem is not your sister. Maybe it's you.

[Pitt Gorilla]

I thought this was about the current tour with Flyleaf, Stone Sour, etc.

[lafan]

NOthing wrong with her except that she is an ex-lesbian stripper. Now that is not meant to slander his young wife. It is simply a statement of the facts. He met her through a lesbian who was once his best friend and the the best friend lesbian met the future Mrs. Zoo while she was stripping at a club. The future Mrs. Zoo then moved in with the Lesbian ex-best friend. Mr. Zoo and Mrs. Zoo then got together all during the time she as living with and dating the lesbian ex-best friend.

[Pushead2]

I like your wife too

[Mr. Laz]

NOthing wrong with her except that she is an ex-lesbian stripper. Now that is not meant to slander his young wife. It is simply a statement of the facts. He met her through a lesbian who was once his best friend and the the best friend lesbian met the future Mrs. Zoo while she was stripping at a club. The future Mrs. Zoo then moved in with the Lesbian ex-best friend. Mr. Zoo and Mrs. Zoo then got together all during the time she as living with and dating the lesbian ex-best friend.
:spock:


nice 1st post ........... sounds like mr. zoo is set :clap:






nice snag, Zoo! :toast:

[pikesome]

Well, actually... (http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/the_shittiest_hookup_ever.phtml#623)

Well... There's the kind of story you don't hear everyday. Thankfully.

[wutamess]

NOthing wrong with her except that she is an ex-lesbian stripper. Now that is not meant to slander his young wife. It is simply a statement of the facts. He met her through a lesbian who was once his best friend and the the best friend lesbian met the future Mrs. Zoo while she was stripping at a club. The future Mrs. Zoo then moved in with the Lesbian ex-best friend. Mr. Zoo and Mrs. Zoo then got together all during the time she as living with and dating the lesbian ex-best friend.

And the shit hits the fan.

Nice of Zoo to CONVENIENTLY leave the ENTIRE story out.

[Donger]

NOthing wrong with her except that she is an ex-lesbian stripper. Now that is not meant to slander his young wife. It is simply a statement of the facts. He met her through a lesbian who was once his best friend and the the best friend lesbian met the future Mrs. Zoo while she was stripping at a club. The future Mrs. Zoo then moved in with the Lesbian ex-best friend. Mr. Zoo and Mrs. Zoo then got together all during the time she as living with and dating the lesbian ex-best friend.

So, she's an ex-lesbian? Or an ex-stripper? Both?

[shaneo69]

I'm guessing lafan is the 42 year old beotch sister...

[shaneo69]

I'm guessing lafan is the 42 year old beotch sister...


Or maybe lafan is Zoo's former lesbian best friend...

[Fishpicker]

So, she's an ex-lesbian? Or an ex-stripper? Both?

I was wondering the same thing. I took it to mean; she was a stripper that catered to lesbians.

[Demonpenz]

Time for my song

* i love chiefsplanet, so much I can't stand it*

[Baby Lee]

"Sisters making more money than brothers and it’s creating problems in families … that’s one of the reasons many of our women are becoming lesbians,”

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Lesbian, . . . lesbian in no man's land. . .
Lesbian, lesbian, ev'ry woman can be a lesbian . . .

[Rausch]

Popcorn and soda time...

[Inspector]

I think the Lesbians are much better off since Arafat passed away.

[Mr. Plow]

NOthing wrong with her except that she is an ex-lesbian stripper. Now that is not meant to slander his young wife. It is simply a statement of the facts. He met her through a lesbian who was once his best friend and the the best friend lesbian met the future Mrs. Zoo while she was stripping at a club. The future Mrs. Zoo then moved in with the Lesbian ex-best friend. Mr. Zoo and Mrs. Zoo then got together all during the time she as living with and dating the lesbian ex-best friend.

I wish I had met my wife under similar circumstances.....

[DBO82]

Wow.....

Note to self...

Self, do not post any personal or private details on Chiefsplanet because it will bite you in the azz.

Yours Truly,
Me

[Dartgod]

I think the Lesbians are much better off since Arafat passed away.
That really depends on what part of Lesbia you are from.

[Mr. Laz]

That really depends on what part of Lesbia you are from.
sounds like a nice place ...... do they have a web cam?

[ChiefsFan4Life]

NOthing wrong with her except that she is an ex-lesbian stripper. Now that is not meant to slander his young wife. It is simply a statement of the facts. He met her through a lesbian who was once his best friend and the the best friend lesbian met the future Mrs. Zoo while she was stripping at a club. The future Mrs. Zoo then moved in with the Lesbian ex-best friend. Mr. Zoo and Mrs. Zoo then got together all during the time she as living with and dating the lesbian ex-best friend.

I'm guessing you are indeed a lesbian who is attracted to your brother's partial lesbian wife. Get over it - she chose the other chick and your brother over you, because you suck.

[Mr. Laz]

I'm guessing you are indeed a lesbian who is attracted to your brother's partial lesbian wife. Get over it - she chose the other chick and your brother over you, because you suck.
ROFL

[RJ]

:spock:


nice 1st post ........... sounds like mr. zoo is set :clap:






nice snag, Zoo! :toast:




Yep, they usually stick a toe in the water before diving in.

[Rain Man]

I found this thread because I do a search for the term "lesbian" every day just to be sure I don't miss anything good.

[Inspector]

Yep, they usually stick a toe in the water before diving in.
Um...that's not a toe.....

[Iowanian]

I love Chiefsplanet.


You can't unring a bell....If you've puffed a pecker, you're always going to be a pecker puffer.

[Mr. Laz]

Maybe kczoo should change his name to kcstud ...... he's so good that he can convert lesbians.


Hell ..... Pat Robertson would probably pay him. ROFL

[Rausch]

Maybe kczoo should change his name to kcstud ...... he's so good that he can convert lesbians.


Hell ..... Pat Robertson would probably pay him. ROFL

What the hell is wrong with you to make you think lesbianism should be cured?

It's a gift to humanity from God himself... :)

[Mr. Laz]

What the hell is wrong with you to make you think lesbianism should be cured?

It's a gift to humanity from God himself... :)
:)

[Coogs]

It's a gift to humanity from God himself... :)


If they are HOT! Say hot like the two gals from yesterdays thread. :)

[Demonpenz]

like Big daddy says. there are girls who say they are bisexual and then there are lyers

[Mr. Plow]

What the hell is wrong with you to make you think lesbianism should be cured?

It's a gift to humanity from God himself... :)


Ugly, fat, bull dyke lesbianism is a gift from the Devil. Hot chick lesbianism is a gift from God.

One should be stopped......the other should take place in my living room daily.

[Mr. Plow]

This shit should be stopped.....

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/VictorySquat/bulldyke.jpg

[Mr. Plow]

Off topic, but when googling "bull dykes", one result.......




http://www.photodump.com/direct/das/bull.jpg

[JohninGpt]

So, she's an ex-lesbian? Or an ex-stripper? Both?
Niether, she's an ex-lesbian stripper, or one who formerly removed the clothes from lesbians. I don't know if this was performed as a service at some sort of lesbian meeting place, or if she simply hid in dark corners or down alleyways waiting for an unsuspecting lesbian on which to pounce and strip. :shrug:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

How strange that zoo hasn't posted since the mysterious post. Someone may want to call the authorities. Oh, and this thread is worthless without pics.