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Fire Me Boy!
08-23-2006, 09:23 AM
Thanks to Iowa's posts in the Paramount thread, it could be fun... do your best impression of the poster above you (or anyone for that matter).

Iowanian
08-23-2006, 09:26 AM
well, I happen to own 85,000 videos. I've seen eleventeen million hours of obscure movie footage, dating back to flickering voiceless, physically hillarity. I know about movies and you dumbasses don't have any right to disagree with my opinions of cinematography. For Gawd sakes man, do you know that I own "On golden Pond" in 17 languages? I can lip read Kung-fu at 4x ffw! [/fireme]

Rain Man
08-23-2006, 09:31 AM
I am going to let a pig corkscrew you in your light bulb socket.


(How'd I do, Iowanian?)

Fire Me Boy!
08-23-2006, 09:33 AM
I am going to let a pig corkscrew you in your light bulb socket.


(How'd I do, Iowanian?)
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=60897&stc=1

chagrin
08-23-2006, 09:57 AM
Fire Me Boy! I think you messed up the flow, lol!

All I know is that you like extremely expensinve knives, that nobody but chef's with Mercedes Benz's drive, should own, you like the tick and are pretty good with Photoshop. That's all I got, for you - sorry.

Brock
08-23-2006, 10:00 AM
Really? - Pitt Gorilla or Zach.

Fire Me Boy!
08-23-2006, 10:03 AM
Fire Me Boy! I think you messed up the flow, lol!

All I know is that you like extremely expensinve knives, that nobody but chef's with Mercedes Benz's drive, should own, you like the tick and are pretty good with Photoshop. That's all I got, for you - sorry.
Meh... Iowanian already got me.

4th and Long
08-23-2006, 10:04 AM
Shaddup Donger






























:rolleyes:

Twunt4me

Baby Lee
08-23-2006, 10:06 AM
Really? - Pitt Gorilla or Zach.
What makes you say that?

sedated
08-23-2006, 10:08 AM
"Why do you guys have to make fun of everything? Life is serious. Try buddhism. I don't like beautiful women, and I'm probably ghey.

Mooooooooo"

4th and Long
08-23-2006, 10:08 AM
That's not really your ass. - Donger

Eleazar
08-23-2006, 10:09 AM
This thread is just another example of why humanity is doomed and we will all die of painful venerial diseases. Given this thread I am going to have to revise my predicted 2006 win total from 0 to -2. It would be sad if the entirity of human existence wasn't totally meaningless anyway.

chagrin
08-23-2006, 10:12 AM
"Everytime I read my own posts I, like, cry - they're just so good"

-buceyedpea

burt
08-23-2006, 10:12 AM
The Chiefs rock, but so do Nick Athen and Pobia....I was thinking about this and the Chiefs stats from '04, when my Mom made me come upstairs for breakfast.-GoChiefs

Bootlegged
08-23-2006, 10:13 AM
"No - because it's YOUR dog"

Nightwish

Fire Me Boy!
08-23-2006, 10:16 AM
"Man... my ****ing cat is missing again."
--QuikSsurfer

4th and Long
08-23-2006, 10:18 AM
"It's not the BREED, it's the OWNERS!" - Big Daddy

Moooo
08-23-2006, 10:19 AM
"Why do you guys have to make fun of everything? Life is serious. Try buddhism. I don't like beautiful women, and I'm probably ghey.

Mooooooooo"

That's pretty funny. But I'm really not that serious, and although I'm far from macho, I'm not "ghey."

You forgot the part, "In India, I would be worshipped..."

Rep.

Moooo

luv
08-23-2006, 10:19 AM
We need to make Arrowhead LOUDER!! Where do I get my thunderstick?

luv
08-23-2006, 10:21 AM
That's pretty funny. But I'm really not that serious, and although I'm far from macho, I'm not "ghey."

You forgot the part, "In India, I would be worshipped..."

Rep.

Moooo
So you admit to not liking beautiful women? :p

Florida_Bronco
08-23-2006, 10:21 AM
"The Chiefs would have definetly won the Super Bowl if we had R2-D2 playing OLB and C3-PO playing FS. Boba Fett would definetly be an upgrade over the Storm Trooper we have at DE."

"Have you ever felt what it's like to have a shaved scrotum?"

"Shaving the hair in my ass crack was the worst mistake I ever made"

"At least I know the difference between your and you're...if that means taking a few cocks up the ass, so be it"

"I don't want no centimeter peter when I'm taking it in the ass, I want the USS Alabama!"

ROFL

chagrin
08-23-2006, 10:22 AM
We need to make Arrowhed LOUDER!! Where do I get my thunfer stick?

ROFL

Anybody figure out who that really was?

Fire Me Boy!
08-23-2006, 10:22 AM
"Seriously... why would straight people do it in da butt?"
--Mr. Kotter

Moooo
08-23-2006, 10:23 AM
So you admit not liking beautiful women? :p

In hindsight, that makes no sense. Cause if I liked them I'd think they were beautiful... so, no, that's not right at all! Dang you luv! Have you ever thought about being a lawyer?

Moooo

Fire Me Boy!
08-23-2006, 10:23 AM
"I can't. I'm dieting."
--Luv

4th and Long
08-23-2006, 10:23 AM
"This place has gone to hell since Phil left." - Phobia

Bob Dole
08-23-2006, 10:23 AM
"This place has gone to complete shit since Phobia left."

-assorted drama queens

4th and Long
08-23-2006, 10:26 AM
In hindsight, that makes no sense. Cause if I liked them I'd think they were beautiful... so, no, that's not right at all! Dang you luv! Have you ever thought about being a lawyer?

Moooo
luv? A lawyer? :eek:

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?

A: It's customary to remove one's golf shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

chagrin
08-23-2006, 10:26 AM
The streets shall flow with the bood of the non-believers!

Meme and Frankie

luv
08-23-2006, 10:27 AM
I'm smoking a brisket tomorrow. Any helpful hints?

-Fire Me Boy!

Fire Me Boy!
08-23-2006, 10:27 AM
I'm smoking a brisket tomorrow. Any helpful hints?

-Fire Me Boy!
:p

Moooo
08-23-2006, 10:28 AM
"The Chiefs would have definetly won the Super Bowl if we had R2-D2 playing OLB and C3-PO playing FS. Boba Fett would definetly be an upgrade over the Storm Trooper we have at DE."

"Have you ever felt what it's like to have a shaved scrotum?"

"Shaving the hair in my ass crack was the worst mistake I ever made"

"At least I know the difference between your and you're...if that means taking a few cocks up the ass, so be it"

"I don't want no centimeter peter when I'm taking it in the ass, I want the USS Alabama!"

ROFL

Hi, I like to go on to opposing teams' message boards and say things I know will cause numerous flame wars. It makes me happy.

I probably also enjoy watching Jackass and Punk'd.

Moooo

luv
08-23-2006, 10:28 AM
I'm dating a hot nurse. She's in my bed right now, but I'd rather be on the computer.

-4th and Long

sedated
08-23-2006, 10:31 AM
what about the beds?

the Chiefs have to sleep in their own beds!

WHAT ABOUT THE BEDS??!!

[/petegz28]

4th and Long
08-23-2006, 10:32 AM
I'm dating a hot nurse. She's in my bed right now, but I'd rather be on the computer.

-4th and Long
We're engaged, not just dating and I never interrupt her favorite television shows for sex.

Mostly cuz it makes her mad and then I wouldn't get any sex at all that night.

Eleazar
08-23-2006, 10:32 AM
I'm dating a hot nurse. She's in my bed right now, but I'd rather be on the computer.

-4th and Long

Well, it depends on her personality.

Iowanian
08-23-2006, 10:32 AM
Late last night as I completed a market strategy for a client whom I stole from my evil former employer, I reclined in satisfaction on my newly installed Opal White, Kohler superflush model toilet to evacuate the meals from the previous 2 days. The ensueing struggle lead me to ponder the PSI in force that would be required to achieve the goal, as the plane appeared to be hung up on the loading ramp. Mathematical algororithyms flickered through my head and I quickly quantified that more force would be required to expediate this task. I conjur images of a masked bandit, entering my garage in the dead of night to steal my bike, and myself, sitting with my knees in my chest, on the tiny stone my wife made me bring home instead of the boulder, when suddenly, BLITZKRIEG!
It was only then that I wondered, what different NFL Quarterbacks would have done to allieviate the same quandry I found myself in, and how I could leverage that into internet non-obscurity. Toiletry physics amuzes me. [/bRainman]

4th and Long
08-23-2006, 10:33 AM
"I'm typing this while wearing absolutely nothing." - luv

luv
08-23-2006, 10:34 AM
We're engaged, not just dating and I never interrupt her favorite television shows for sex.

Mostly cuz it makes her mad and then I wouldn't get any sex at all that night.
What is it with everyone getting engaged without getting my permission first?!? I thought I had you all trained. :banghead:

Seriously, congrats! Boy, you move fast. How long have you been dating?

luv
08-23-2006, 10:35 AM
"I'm typing this while wearing absolutely nothing." - luv
Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm usually clothed nowadays.

sedated
08-23-2006, 10:35 AM
(various pop culture quote)

[/baby lee]

Fire Me Boy!
08-23-2006, 10:35 AM
"I apparently have another kid."
--Rausch

Moooo
08-23-2006, 10:36 AM
It was only then that I wondered, what different NFL Quarterbacks would have done to allieviate the same quandry I found myself in, and how I could leverage that into internet non-obscurity. Toiletry physics amuzes me. [/bRainman]

I have an apricot Bimmer, and I'm not afraid to use it.

:)

Moooo

4th and Long
08-23-2006, 10:37 AM
What is it with everyone getting engaged without getting my permission first?!? I thought I had you all trained. :banghead:
I'm untrainable. :p
Seriously, congrats! Boy, you move fast. How long have you been dating?
Since Feb.

4th and Long
08-23-2006, 10:38 AM
Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm usually clothed nowadays.
I'm not disappointed but your fan base just shrunk by leaps and bounds. :D

Moooo
08-23-2006, 10:38 AM
Since Feb.

Must be quite the catch... :)

Moooo

Moooo
08-23-2006, 10:39 AM
Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm usually clothed nowadays.

*cancels surprise trip to luv's house with binoculars in hand...*

Moooo

4th and Long
08-23-2006, 10:39 AM
Must be quite the catch... :)

Moooo
Why yes, I am. :p

luv
08-23-2006, 10:41 AM
*cancels surprise trip to luv's house with binoculars in hand...*

Moooo
Well, I had to start doing private shows only. It just got to where I couldn't keep them away.

ROFL

chagrin
08-23-2006, 10:42 AM
I'm not disappointed but your fan base just shrunk by leaps and bounds. :D

speaking of shrinkage...

luv
08-23-2006, 10:42 AM
Why yes, I am. :p
:rolleyes:



:p

sedated
08-23-2006, 10:42 AM
"let's hijack this thread"

4th, luv, Moooo

chagrin
08-23-2006, 10:42 AM
4th and Luv, if you two should ever start dating, there's your new name

chagrin
08-23-2006, 10:43 AM
"let's hijack this thread"

4th, luv, Moooo

thank you

4th and Long
08-23-2006, 10:43 AM
speaking of shrinkage...
BASTAGE! :cuss:

ROFL

4th and Long
08-23-2006, 10:44 AM
4th and Luv, if you two should ever start dating, there's your new name
As opposed to Luv-n-Long?

Iowanian
08-23-2006, 10:45 AM
MAKE LINELL DALTON DE. IMPRESHUN OUT

luv
08-23-2006, 10:46 AM
"let's hijack this thread"

4th, luv, Moooo
Hey, gotta be good at something. I thought they were just side notes. People can still quote people.

chagrin
08-23-2006, 10:47 AM
As opposed to Luv-n-Long?

LOL!
Excellent!

Moooo
08-23-2006, 10:48 AM
"let's hijack this thread"

4th, luv, Moooo

Hi, I'm very opinionated, know I'm right most of the time and really don't give a f*ck if what I say bothers someone else or not...

As far as the hijack, sorry... I'll shut up. :)

Moooo, who is done

sedated
08-23-2006, 10:49 AM
"Dude, giggity. I hope I didn't offend you, dude"

[/chagrin]

DJJasonp
08-23-2006, 10:49 AM
THE CHIEFS WILL CRUSH THE HEADS OF ALL OPPONENTS THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!

BOOG OUT..

chagrin
08-23-2006, 10:50 AM
Why don't you clean the crotch crickets out of yer draws and get the meatsicle out of yer gaping meatcase and clean the baby butter out of yer ears so you can listen to what I'm sayin!

Iowanian, I tried but it's just not poetic

Iowanian
08-23-2006, 10:50 AM
Last week, when I was out with the well known and powerful Robert Dinnero...Yeah, when Bob is buying my lunch, I spell in DINNERo. Anyway, we were contemplating the national backlash of Tom, I call him Tom, because he and I have the same wealthy, gay interior decorator from my fabulous neighborhood. The conclusion we arrived at is that the semi cultured peasants in the flyover states just don't understand or appreciate the pressure placed upon people like us. I mean, most of them don't even realize that we have to work for 3-4 whole months on a movie! You peasants can't possibly fathom the pressures of a work schedule like that, and having everyone kiss your ass because you made the truffle shuffle famous in Goonies in 1987. Tom Cruise is brilliant and you just don't understand him because he's so much more psychologically advanced.

[/dane]

TinyEvel
08-23-2006, 10:51 AM
"Would you trade LJ for better hot dogs in the stands? Also, if you were a hot dog, and you were hungry, would you eat yourself? --chief2000

Iowanian
08-23-2006, 10:52 AM
no no no tiny....

"eat my cum, I'll rape your mother with a dog turd. I'll find and murder you" -c2k

TinyEvel
08-23-2006, 10:55 AM
no no no tiny....

"eat my cum, I'll rape your mother with a dog turd. I'll find and murder you" -c2k


Sorry. Rainman then?

Baby Lee
08-23-2006, 11:07 AM
I'm fat, I'm drunk, and I'm the voice of reason for a generation.

PBJ PBJ PBJ :toast: :toast: :toast: :spank: :hump: :fire: :grouphug: :skip:

Bob Dole
08-23-2006, 11:15 AM
Oh ****.

I think I just shit myself.

-Skip Towne

Calcountry
08-23-2006, 11:17 AM
We're engaged, not just dating and I never interrupt her favorite television shows for sex.

Mostly cuz it makes her mad and then I wouldn't get any sex at all that night.This is a clear warning sign, terminate the engagement immediately.

Florida_Bronco
08-23-2006, 11:19 AM
Hi, I like to go on to opposing teams' message boards and say things I know will cause numerous flame wars. It makes me happy.

I probably also enjoy watching Jackass and Punk'd.

Moooo

For someone who makes almost 29 posts a day on a message board, I thought you'd find that a little more humerous.

Logical
08-23-2006, 11:22 AM
That's pretty funny. But I'm really not that serious, and although I'm far from macho, I'm not "ghey."

You forgot the part, "In India, I would be worshipped..."

Rep.

MooooMoooo admitted metrosexual with pride.

burt
08-23-2006, 11:28 AM
Hi, I'm very opinionated, know I'm right most of the time and really don't give a f*ck if what I say bothers someone else or not...

As far as the hijack, sorry... I'll shut up. :)

Moooo, who is done

Rain Man
08-23-2006, 11:29 AM
Sorry. Rainman then?

That's actually pretty close.

burt
08-23-2006, 11:30 AM
I'm fat, I'm drunk, and I'm the voice of reason for a generation.

PBJ PBJ PBJ :toast: :toast: :toast: :spank: :hump: :fire: :grouphug: :skip:

Who was this???

burt
08-23-2006, 11:32 AM
You guys don't understand soccer and it sucks that the World Cup isn't every year. Ultra Peanut

Gonzo
08-23-2006, 11:40 AM
BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER!

You are all douchebags. (Delt)

sedated
08-23-2006, 11:41 AM
Hi, I'm very opinionated, know I'm right most of the time and really don't give a f*ck if what I say bothers someone else or not...

As far as the hijack, sorry... I'll shut up. :)

Moooo, who is done

was that me?

ROFL

Gonzo
08-23-2006, 11:45 AM
I don't post any because the institution I am currently in tracks all the records of sites I visit. I can make fun of all your mothers on the rep part of the site though. Oh, excuse me, I have to go toss Akim Akbar Mohammed's Salad right now. It's the only other place I can ever get any attention.

(Redrum)

Brock
08-23-2006, 11:49 AM
Larry Johnson's numbers will undoubtedly go into the tank this year. Also, the loss of Roaf will translate to 2-3 lost games this season, along with a probable serious injury to Trent Green. I predict a 4th place finish for the Chiefs. - Guess Who

sedated
08-23-2006, 11:55 AM
Larry Johnson's numbers will undoubtedly go into the tank this year. Also, the loss of Roaf will translate to 2-3 lost games this season, along with a probable serious injury to Trent Green. I predict a 4th place finish for the Chiefs. - Guess Who

Logical, or one of many donk or jets trolls

burt
08-23-2006, 12:00 PM
Logical, or one of many donk or jets trolls

Not a Jets Troll...no dis of Herm included.....

4th and Long
08-23-2006, 12:01 PM
I'm fat, I'm drunk, and I'm the voice of reason for a generation.

PBJ PBJ PBJ :toast: :toast: :toast: :spank: :hump: :fire: :grouphug: :skip:
ROFL Nice post, go bo jr.

burt
08-23-2006, 12:05 PM
ROFL Nice post, go bo jr.

I handle medical requisitions, but luv seems to have a bad case of schmatizaticoid temprotalisisism of gorthaoriacalism...and she needs to tak 2 acitumboliactiods a day to make it go away. -4th and long. ROFL

banyon
08-23-2006, 12:10 PM
I'm not - ahem, shut your mouth - -- [/- ahem, shut your mouth -]

Eleazar
08-23-2006, 12:11 PM
Damnit, I already did Loggie Downer.

Halfcan
08-23-2006, 12:13 PM
I spent two weeks going around and picking up fresh dogshit with my bare hands so I can put on my neighbors porch-because they are hot chicks and they think I am a creep-this will show them I am normal-John Matrix

boogblaster
08-23-2006, 12:14 PM
Im on Doggie Downers does that count...BOOG LOW....

chagrin
08-23-2006, 12:15 PM
whatever happened to that guy anyway?

sedated
08-23-2006, 12:17 PM
I spent two weeks going around and picking up fresh dogshit with my bare hands so I can put on my neighbors porch-because they are hot chicks and they think I am a creep-this will show them I am normal-John Matrix

ROFL

who the f*ck is that guy?

Mr. Flopnuts
08-23-2006, 02:07 PM
:nosmilie:

milkman
08-23-2006, 02:24 PM
milkman is my dad, but he never visits, and never paid child support.
Why don't you love me dad? :deevee: [/Mr. Flopnuts]

Inspector
08-23-2006, 02:30 PM
There once was a poster
who ate from a toaster
and decided to make a rhyme.
He came to Chiefsplanet
and almost over ran it
with lymerics all the time.

PastorMikH
08-23-2006, 02:30 PM
milkman is my dad, but he never visits, and never paid child support.
Why don't you love me dad? :deevee: [/Mr. Flopnuts]




Oh, why don't you just shut up already Boy?!?!?!?! This whining might work with your momma but it won't with me. Now, go mow the yard!!!!

HemiEd
08-23-2006, 02:35 PM
Carl Peterson is pulling it over on all of us, he is not trying to win. He is intentionally not improving this team. He knows nothing about football, much less than the average fan. He only cares about filling the seats, not winning. He secretly writes articles using the name of Rufus Dawes just to spread his propaganda. If I was the GM of this team we would have multple recent Super Bowl wins. [/Shane069]

Dartgod
08-23-2006, 02:37 PM
"Really? Because at 12:52 a.m. on Oct 22, 2002 you said the exact opposite. I'll post it below to refresh your memory."

[/KC Titus]

shaneo69
08-23-2006, 02:37 PM
I'm thinking of buying an Uzi or some other type of automatic assault weapon to protect myself and my family from terrorists.....can anyone help me out with that?






Gunther_Fan

PastorMikH
08-23-2006, 02:43 PM
.



I'd rather push my Dodge than drive a Ford or Chevy. (And I'll probably have to push it too, but that's OK).


:)

burt
08-23-2006, 02:43 PM
Gm is planning a 79 mpg hybred..but until then, the GM quality will be so good that they plan on purchasing Ford AND Toyota....my dad sez so.-Recxjake

Saulbadguy
08-23-2006, 02:53 PM
Gm is planning a 79 mpg hybred..but until then, the GM quality will be so good that they plan on purchasing Ford AND Toyota....my dad sez so.-Recxjake
Let me tell you about this Chiefs coalition site. They really suck. They banned me and DomernKC because they are nazis. But, enough about them. I really like this site. It is much better than that shithole Chiefs Coalition. I hope that place goes under..and soon. But seriously, I love you guys. I hope to become a part of this community, and visit your parties, but there better not be any Chiefs Coalition people there, because I will GO OFF!

-Dale Mercer

HemiEd
08-23-2006, 03:01 PM
:)


I had a fuel pump go out on a Dodge once so the whole company makes nothing but junk. Nothing but Jap cars for me now, they are perfect. :)
We do not need no Bingo for my Church fundraisers, I have a Smoker the size of a 747 jumbo jet. IBP delivers ribs to us directly, bypassing the normal distribution channels. :p

shaneo69
08-23-2006, 03:13 PM
Carl Peterson thinks fans are idiots, and he will do whatever's necessary to avoid taking the blame for the last 12 years of ineptness. [/Shane069]

That is uncanny.

burt
08-23-2006, 03:30 PM
That is uncanny.

I believe it may just be canny.....

Coach
08-23-2006, 05:12 PM
hhhhhhoooooooocccccccckkkkkkkkk! yuo agry?

Bob Dole
08-23-2006, 05:39 PM
hhhhhhoooooooocccccccckkkkkkkkk! yuo agry?

Pathetic.

Mr. Flopnuts
08-23-2006, 05:43 PM
milkman is my dad, but he never visits, and never paid child support.
Why don't you love me dad? :deevee: [/Mr. Flopnuts]



Rinse and repeat

Thig Lyfe
08-23-2006, 05:47 PM
Bob Dole thinks that Ryan Sims should be shot. Bob Dole is always right.

Bob Dole
08-23-2006, 05:56 PM
Bob Dole thinks that Ryan Sims should be shot. Bob Dole is always right.

Way to go for the challenging one there, Champ.

:rolleyes:

Baby Lee
08-23-2006, 06:12 PM
If anyone know where papasmurf is right now, could you get him for me?
I'm hanging from my cooter behind the deep freeze!!!

Simply Red
08-23-2006, 06:14 PM
DUPLICATE: "I busted a nut on your mom's chin this afternoon while she fixed me "Macoroni and cheese and Cherry Kool-Aid!"
~Red-Rum~

banyon
08-23-2006, 06:15 PM
Way to go for the challenging one there, Champ.

:rolleyes:

He could've gone with the equally challenging:

"Shut up, n00b!"

Baby Lee
08-23-2006, 06:16 PM
The empire seekers of the Bushron-Chenyburton power quo have systematically and with malice aforethought dismantled each and every of the aspects of American society that made it a thoughtful, compassionate and measured beacon to the world, in the interest of consolidating power in the hands of corporo-elites and instilling ill-founded fear in the heart of every right-thinking individual on earth.

Jenson71
08-23-2006, 06:17 PM
So who's been in the military? Post your branch, rank, years of service, please.

banyon
08-23-2006, 06:21 PM
The empire seekers of the Bushron-Chenyburton power quo have systematically and with malice aforethought dismantled each and every of the aspects of American society that made it a thoughtful, compassionate and measured beacon to the world, in the interest of consolidating power in the hands of corporo-elites and instilling ill-founded fear in the heart of every right-thinking individual on earth.

wait... :hmmm:


Is that me or jAZ? ROFL

*edit* must be penchief, right?

Baby Lee
08-23-2006, 06:23 PM
Watched a couple of movies while sipping Tequila Rose in my bathtub with the Mrs. Gaz this weekend, and I assumed you'd all crave my keen insight.

First movie, 'Bimbos Blowin' Shit Up in Latex.' Really was a hoot. I relished being able to just turn off my brain and enjoy bimbos blowin' shit up while wearing skimpy amounts of latex. I guarantee all who enjoy cinematic relaxation will have an evening to remember.

Second, 'The Godfather'. . . Meh, not enough bimbos or latex.

xoxox

Baby Lee
08-23-2006, 06:25 PM
wait... :hmmm:


Is that me or jAZ? ROFL

*edit* must be penchief, right?
The complete lack of measurable gripes, supplanted by glittering generalities, didn't clue you in right away?

ROFL ROFL

Jenson71
08-23-2006, 06:32 PM
SCOTT BAIO GUEST APPEARANCE ON ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA!!!!!!!! BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE BAIO

scotty scotty scotty baio scott (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/joanielchachi.html)

Bill Lundberg
08-23-2006, 06:35 PM
lol

Coach
08-23-2006, 06:35 PM
CUT RICH SCANLON NOW! -Psicosis-

Coach
08-23-2006, 06:38 PM
Pathetic.

Honking of horn and flashing of headlights ensued as Bob Dole proceeded along as car 11 in the funeral procession. -Bob Dole-

Baby Lee
08-23-2006, 06:42 PM
Last week, when I was out with the well known and powerful Robert Dinnero...Yeah, when Bob is buying my lunch, I spell in DINNERo. Anyway, we were contemplating the national backlash of Tom, I call him Tom, because he and I have the same wealthy, gay interior decorator from my fabulous neighborhood. The conclusion we arrived at is that the semi cultured peasants in the flyover states just don't understand or appreciate the pressure placed upon people like us. I mean, most of them don't even realize that we have to work for 3-4 whole months on a movie! You peasants can't possibly fathom the pressures of a work schedule like that, and having everyone kiss your ass because you made the truffle shuffle famous in Goonies in 1987. Tom Cruise is brilliant and you just don't understand him because he's so much more psychologically advanced.

[/dane]
D'oh! Thanks for the insight! Next time you're in a marketing meeting at Paramount, give me a call and we'll do lunch on Larchmont.

Ooops, that wasn't an imitation. That was a quote.

My bad.

Bob Dole
08-23-2006, 06:45 PM
Honking of horn and flashing of headlights ensued as Bob Dole proceeded along as car 11 in the funeral procession. -Bob Dole-


Holy crap. That's one hell of a memory you've got.

Goddamned Raider fans.

Coach
08-23-2006, 06:49 PM
Holy crap. That's one hell of a memory you've got.

Goddamned Raider fans.

ROFL

milkman
08-23-2006, 07:18 PM
How about a Bud Light?[/Coach]

Raiderhater
08-23-2006, 08:08 PM
:deevee: [/Laz]

Coach
08-23-2006, 08:30 PM
How about a Bud Light?[/Coach]

If you drank something other than Bud Light, you would have surpassed that milestone months ago! [/milkman]

milkman
08-23-2006, 08:34 PM
If you drank something other than Bud Light, you would have surpassed that milestone months ago! [/milkman]

ROFL

luv
08-23-2006, 11:58 PM
If anyone know where papasmurf is right now, could you get him for me?
I'm hanging from my cooter behind the deep freeze!!!
ROFL

mcan
08-24-2006, 01:21 AM
There is just no way that the Chiefs can be better than the Pack this year. I mean, Larry Johnson isn't all that special. He kinda reminds me of Donnell Bennett. Really the worst thing the Chiefs ever did was get rid of Marty. Bash Martyball all you want, it got results. How many playoff wins have the Chiefs had since he left? And when it comes to fans, there is no question. My Packers have a waiting list several years long, and they ALWAYS fill the stadium. Even when it's freezing cold. I have all the media guides going back to 1983 in my room, and I can PROVE IT!

Sincerely,
Packfan

big nasty kcnut
08-24-2006, 01:54 AM
Man that carrie underwood so hot she right there next to my boba fett blow up doll for me to rub on.



Guess who

Hammock Parties
08-24-2006, 02:11 AM
The Chiefs look like a 7-9 team this year. That might be generous of me. You'll be battling for the cellar with the Raiders. Trent Green will show his true colors now that Roaf is gone. Shanahan is a G-E-N-I-O-U-S. I'm going to go ahead and call it. Gerard Warren will be dedicating this to Krispy Kreme at the end of the season.

DomerNKC
08-25-2006, 05:23 PM
i'm sorry, i missed that post. i was in a three way with ron prince and bob huggins. --saulbadguy

RealSNR
08-25-2006, 08:00 PM
Post your prediction for the Chiefs 2007 squad and their record!

I'll say this:

QB: Green, Croyle, Printers
HB: Johnson, Bennett, Brown
FB: Cruz, rookie
TE: Gonzalez, Wilson, rookie (Dunn will have retired)
WR: Kennison, Parker, Webb, Hall, rookie
OL: Turley, Waters, Weigman, Black, Sampson, Stallings, Svitek, free agent acquisition, Parquet,

Total: 25

DL: Allen, Reed, Sims, Hali, Wilkerson, rookie, free agent, Edwards, Dalton
LB: Bell, Mitchell, Johnson, Fox, Grigsby, Scanlon, Kershaw
CB: Law, Surtain, Sapp, Maxey, Hodge
S: Pollard, Page, Wesley, free agent acquisition

Total: 25

Tynes
Colquitt
Gammon

Total: 3

GRAND TOTAL: 53

I predict this team will make the playoffs at 11-5 and lose in the AFC Championship and lose to the Raiders, because I'm a ****ing douchebag

stevieray
08-25-2006, 09:40 PM
"this administration"

Saulbadguy
08-25-2006, 09:43 PM
i'm sorry, i missed that post. i was in a three way with ron prince and bob huggins. --saulbadguy
Put some effort in to it, ya mic.

Raiderhater
08-25-2006, 09:55 PM
Guy: I'm breaking up with you.

Gal: No, you're not.

Guy: Ok, your the boss.



- Endelt

Saulbadguy
08-25-2006, 09:56 PM
Raiderhader - barfffffffffff

Raiderhater
08-25-2006, 10:07 PM
Raiderhader - barfffffffffff



C'mon now, If you are going to do it, don't half ass it....


Moi: I am going to naively drink these two very large white russians, made for me by the innoccent and harmless Mr. Kotter, like they are glasses of ice water on a hundred degree day. And then I think will naively drink random beers that no one wants to finish. Now I'm going to my car and blacking out in the back to wake up and barfffffffffffffffff.

Hammock Parties
08-25-2006, 10:10 PM
lol

RealSNR
08-25-2006, 11:07 PM
lol

-Gochiefs

Hammock Parties
08-25-2006, 11:17 PM
lol

- Gochiefs

- SNR

stevieray
08-25-2006, 11:17 PM
Officer, those guys are smoking marijuana!!!"