the Chiefs Planet CHIEFS haiku contest!!!

[TinyEvel]

Here's the deal. Post your (original) CHIEFS haiku. A "poem" of three lines. 5, then 7 then 5 syllables in length.

Here's an example:

Thirst for SuperBowl
In desert for a long time
Larry help us, run!

Winner gets a pack of Mishima (tm) brand instant MISO SOUP and a pair of chop sticks.
(loser gets TWO packs of miso soup!)

LEGAL: Please allow three weeks for delivery of Prize. You may enter as many times as you like. Employees/agents/partners of Mishima, Inc. not eligible. Donk and Raider fans not eligible. Winner is chosen at the sole discretion of thread starter. All Entries not formatted in the 5-7-5 syllable format will not be considered. Limericks will not be considered. Pokemon and Star Wars avatars will not increase your chances of winning, but will make the Planet a more "fun" place to visit. Contest closes at midnight CST on 8/31/06.

[TinyEvel]

Here's the AWESOME prize!

[milkman]

Haiku is teh suck
Limerick is teh better
Oh Fax, where are you?

[Dartgod]

Herm ruined the Jets
Chiefsplanet is overrun with
Morons from New York

[Hammock Parties]

Carrie Underwood
You will be mine, Underwood
You will be mine...soon.

[TinyEvel]

Carrie Underwood
You will be mine, Underwood
You will be mine...soon.

Dude, I said a CHIEFS haiku. Not a QUEEFS Haiku.

[Hammock Parties]

I don't care.

[TinyEvel]

You've got a firm grip on your subject matter.

[OldTownChief]

Limerick is better


I believe that's just 6.

[Iowanian]

welcome home Chief fans
Arrowhead is now boarding
destination Win

[milkman]

I believe that's just 6.

Doh!
I forgot the "teh" again!

I'll go back and fix it.

[OldTownChief]

Doh!
I forgot the "teh" again!

I'll go back and fix it.

:thumb:

[Iowanian]

generate mon ay
Five Year Plan, Activated
Owner Still Happy

[Iowanian]

animals involved
Fornication, Denver Style
smelly horseblanket

[Bowser]

Morphius can't fart
Public places make him shy
Suffer the colon

[boogblaster]

Chiefs on the rise..Going all the way..Frick a bunch of Donks is all I have to say...BOOG.....

[elvomito]

home opener's here
stealth bomber flies overhead
the bengals are dead

[rad]

KC looks like crap

Planet melts down, trolls appear

DUDE, IT'S PRESEASON!!!!

[MeaTy The Pimp]

Defense sucks so far.
Sims is a major draft bust.
Someone replace him.

[Troy1220]

Ryan Sims is Back!
With Splinters in his Buttocks
Get the tweezers Carl.

[bringbackmarty]

the defense awaits,
a high round draft choice in spring
another tweener?

[MahiMike]

3 attempts at the soup:

Oh Willie where art?
Gonna be a long season
Transition is here

Trent I love you man
Hate to see you on the ground
Hand off to Larry

Herm I don't trust you
Gonna play some Martyball
Transition is here

[Baby Lee]

There is a gleam, men
Matriculate, down the field
Bygone eras, both.

[Iowanian]

Stadium Vibrates
Hickory Fog Permiates
The home of the Chieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefs.

[Dartgod]

Haiku is cool 'cause
You don't have to rhyme your words
Like a real poet

[gblowfish]

The Longest Tenured
General Manager In All
Professional Sports.

[gblowfish]

The Bolts Can Bite Me;
Raider Nation All Convicts;
Donko Fans are Smug.

[4th and Long]

Carrie Underwood
You will be mine, Underwood
You will be mine...soon.
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c397/lisabindacity/the_soup_nazi017-1.jpg
NO SOUP FOR YOU!

[Iowanian]

Kidney Lard Explodes
Red Bikini overload
meet by bronze George brett

[4th and Long]

Kidney Lard Explodes
Red Bikini overload
meet by bronze George brett
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!

[Dartgod]

Ticket prices rise
So long, Caribbean cruise
Dammit Dammit, Carl!! :cuss:

[Velvet_Jones]

Mid-East irony
Women covered high and low
Camel yes, toe no

[Rain Man]

Pro Bowl cornerbacks
But we can't rush the passer
Our season is doomed

[TinyEvel]

Stadium Vibrates
Hickory Fog Permiates
The home of the Chieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefs.

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

Tenth time's a charm, bro.

Pmail me your address adn the soup's on it's way.

Some good entries, everyone. Some good negatinve ones but in honor of the network sensors and political spin doctors, I felt obliged ot give it to the Homer Haiku. Plus, it has a nature reference (fog) which is one element of haiku.
That, and butthole references.

TinyE