Need help Austin Chief in St. Joe tonight

[AustinChief]

This is Kyle's girlfriend posting for him. He is in St. Joe tonight and wondering if anyone wants to hang out. Reply here or pm for his cell.

This means you nzoner and kcmizzou.

[Bwana]

Hmmm? Well, if you two drive up here to Montana, I will throw a few back with you. :hmmm:

[Otter]

Hmmm? Well, if you two drive up here to Montana, I will throw a few back with you. :hmmm:

Last time I heard that Greg was praying to the porcelain pony mumbling "hold my hair, I'm gonna puke".

I still have nightmares about trying to fit a scrunchie on him during the dry heaves.

[Raiderhater]

Last time I heard that Greg was praying to the porcelain pony mumbling "hold my hair, I'm gonna puke".

I still have nightmares about trying to fit a scrunchie on him during the dry heaves.




ROFL




Kyle is letting his girl on the Planet? He ought to know better than that.

[Bwana]

Last time I heard that Greg was praying to the porcelain pony mumbling "hold my hair, I'm gonna puke".

I still have nightmares about trying to fit a scrunchie on him during the dry heaves.

Heh! You wish. ROFL The last time I got sick off booze was my senior year in high school. A bad night with Colt 45. :shake:

[AustinChief]

You 2?? He's in St. Joe by himself. The rat bastard left me behind here in Austin :harumph: No seriously... if anyone's around he'll be out drinkin in St. Joe. And if anyone's here in Austin, I'll be out drinkin too. ;)

[Bwana]

Really? Well that seems like a shitty thing to do. You just head up here and Bwana will buy you a cocktail. :hmmm:

[StcChief]

kinda short notice?

[Raiderhater]

Oh to be in Austin right now.....

[Nzoner]

I'm going to a card game around 10 or so,shoot me his cell # and I'll give him a call.

[AustinChief]

That's kinda what I thought :shake:... Thanks Bwana! you made my lonely night... I just might take you up on that someday... but I'm nice, unlike Kyle, so maybe I'll bring him along too... if he's lucky

[Bwana]

How much notice do you need to have a beer?

3 seconds would be a fair guess. :BLVD:

[AustinChief]

Hey raiderhader... I take it you're nowhere near Austin? I'm sure Kyle would love that! ;)

[AustinChief]

Wow... it's a good thing i'm a loyal girlfriend or I could so take advantage!

[Frazod]

I'm sure he would, too. You couldn't find a much more non-threatening male to leave your girlfriend hanging out with.

Ow. ROFL

[Raiderhater]

Hey raiderhader... I take it you're nowhere near Austin? I'm sure Kyle would love that! ;)




I'm about 6 hours away.

[Jenny Gump]

How much notice do you need to have a beer?

What a great point. Seriously. It takes 10 seconds for me....at the longest.

[Raiderhater]

I'm sure he would, too. You couldn't find a much more non-threatening male to leave your girlfriend hanging out with.




I don't even know how the f#ck to respond to that.....

[Nzoner]

Well hell,just got off the phone with him,he's just now at KCI and I can't blow off the card game so maybe another time.

[AustinChief]

Hmmm... 6 hrs huh? 3 hrs each way... :hmmm:

[Jenny Gump]

Did you have a sex change?

I could take this in so many ways...but no. I still have all my girly parts.

[Raiderhater]

Hmmm... 6 hrs huh? 3 hrs each way... :hmmm:




I don't have to work tomorrow, I'm game if you are.

[Dartgod]

123-555-1234

Hey raiderhader... I take it you're nowhere near Austin? I'm sure Kyle would love that! ;)It's probably not a good idea to post your (Kyle's?) phone number on here.

[AustinChief]

You're killin me... maybe I'll take you up on that offer. After all, my boyfriend thinks highly of ya so how could I go wrong?

[Frazod]

If Kyle's g/f takes hader's cherry on the side of the highway in the middle of nowhere halfway between wherever the hell he's living now and Austin, it could make for the greatest ChiefsPlanet story ever.

Better his than gochiefs.....

[AustinChief]

ROFLROFLMAO

[Raiderhater]

You're killin me... maybe I'll take you up on that offer. After all, my boyfriend thinks highly of ya so how could I go wrong?



I would venture to guess he wouldn't think too highly of me afterwords. 'Course, I could be wrong...

[Nzoner]

Well I'm off to play cards have a nice night kids.

[Raiderhater]

If Kyle's g/f takes hader's cherry on the side of the highway in the middle of nowhere halfway between wherever the hell he's living now and Austin, it could make for the greatest ChiefsPlanet story ever.




I see someone is in full blown cock-blocking mode tonight.

[AustinChief]

I was just thinkin the same thing ;)

[Raiderhater]

My ass. I wanna see this shit happen.



Like you or the Planet would ever know about it if it did. I like posting here, mum would be the word.

[AustinChief]

So you wanna watch? :drool:

[AustinChief]

Just kiddin Raider... we'll keep it between us ;)

[Raiderhater]

Bah. I bet if you pulled it off Kyle would give you a hearty slap on the back and buy you a beer.



Good point, we are talking Kyle....

[Bob Dole]

I'm about 6 hours away.

But would need 8 days to get there because you'd have to continually stop to replenish your energy stores from the stress of driving.

[AustinChief]

Hell, Kyle would probably wanna join in... oh wait... that would be kinda gay. I can definitely assure you he is NOT gay :thumb:

[Raiderhater]

Just kiddin Raider... we'll keep it between us ;)


Denying 'Delt the satisfaction of knowing would be more fun.

[Raiderhater]

But would need 8 days to get there because you'd have to continually stop to replenish your energy stores from the stress of driving.



A host of friends, I have a host of friends.....

[Raiderhater]

Hell, Kyle would probably wanna join in... oh wait... that would be kinda gay. I can definitely assure you he is NOT gay :thumb:




Uhhmm....

[AustinChief]

I happen to be quite entertained as well... that'll teach my boyfriend to leave me alone :harumph:

[Bwana]

Heh! This is bound for the hall at the rate it's going.

[Raiderhater]

I just make up my own reality anyway.




Yes, we are well aware.

[Iowanian]

Oh to be in Austin right now.....

Something tells me, Kyle's rusty sheriff star, puckers in a nervous spasm when he reads that....knowing you've experimented with Dudes at bestbuy and all.

that is, unless he's been in texas too long, and his "girlfriend"'s name is really Lance.

[AustinChief]

Just a side note guys... Not only do I love love love my boyfriend but I haven't found another guy that can rock my world (and bed) like Kyle can. ;)

[Jenny Gump]

Just a side note guys... Not only do I love love love my boyfriend but I haven't found another guy that can rock my world (and bed) like Kyle can. ;)

He must've just called her from his cell.....:)

[Coach]

ROFL

[AustinChief]

yeah... right after I text messaged him tellint him how awesome and entertaining his friends are :)

[Skip Towne]

He must've just called her from his cell.....:)
Yep. Looks like she's buying his act.

[AustinChief]

Hey... I don't care what the hell it is.. just as long as he keeps it up ;)

[OldTownChief]

Just a side note guys... Not only do I love love love my boyfriend but I haven't found another guy that can rock my world


That'll make somebody one heck of a sig.

[Jenny Gump]

Hey... I don't care what the hell it is.. just as long as he keeps it up ;)

Amen Sistah.

[Raiderhater]

That'll make somebody one heck of a sig.



Heh heh, I hadn't thought of that.

[DaFace]

Heh...I'm heading out for the night, but this thread has great potential to wind up in the HOF. I expect to read through a few hundred entertaining posts in the morning - don't let me down!

[AustinChief]

well raider... looks like we've got people counting on us. I don't think we should disappoint

[Raiderhater]

well raider... looks like we've got people counting on us. I don't think we should disappoint



I'm prepared to rise to the occasion.

[AustinChief]

hmmm.... what exactly would it take to get a rise outta you?

[joesomebody]

Drive to Salt Lake city, we can drink 3.2% beer all night, or at least until 10:30 or so... 10:30 is pushing it for a Thursday night in Utah...

But just think, one more week and I'm back in Missouri for good.

[Iowanian]

III is going to be really happy with you TennDPhottie!

[Raiderhater]

hmmm.... what exactly would it take to get a rise outta you?



A stiff breeze usually does the trick.

[AustinChief]

I can create a breeze by blowing... ok... now that's just taking it too far!

[Raiderhater]

Too far? Pfft, we got a long ways we can go yet.

[AustinChief]

OK--I know this is confusing--this is Kyle's mom-this is for Marilyn--Kyle left his phone at hotel--call him at (number removed)--thanks

[Raiderhater]

I have this growing urge to walk away from this thread for good.....

[Iowanian]

why jamie...feel like ole mom just walked in and caught you with a half gallon of jergens and a backstreet boys poster again?

[AustinChief]

I got him... thanks. :)

[Raiderhater]

Well, something along those lines anyway.

[AustinChief]

ROFL Don't sweat it... Kyle knows I'm on here and needed to get in touch with me. It kinda freaked me out too. Well, that'll take the wind outta your sail... or stop the breeze anyway.

[Raiderhater]

The breeze only stops if you choose for it to do so.

[morphius]

Are there any women who don't know Austin's password?

This thread has taking some interesting twists, and very, disturbing...

[Iowanian]

aaaaw, look at raiderhader working his cool fonzy moves on "kyle's girlfriend"

[AustinChief]

Wow... you're a real trooper. I'm kinda freaked out, but Kyle said his mom would get a kick out of it so I guess I shouldn't be.

[AustinChief]

I kinda like "cool fonzy moves"... they make me want to create a breeze

[keg in kc]

I see I'm not the only Kyle here who's had a girlfriend play while I'm away.

[AustinChief]

Hey Morphius... you gotta admit, disturbing can be kinda fun

[Raiderhater]

Wow... you're a real trooper. I'm kinda freaked out, but Kyle said his mom would get a kick out of it so I guess I shouldn't be.



I'm still undecided as to what to think. But, the show must go on.

[AustinChief]

When the cat's away the mice will play. No seriously, he's an amazing boyfriend and I would never do anything to jeopardize our relationship. After all, I love the man. I'm lucky I found him.

[SPchief]

Anybody think that kyle may regret giving his girlfriend his password when he gets home?? :)

[Raiderhater]

Anybody think that kyle may regret giving his girlfriend his password when he gets home?? :)



I don't know which I would regret more if I were him, the girlfriend, or mom.....

[AustinChief]

I'm on the phone with him right now... should I ask him?

[SPchief]

I'm on the phone with him right now... should I ask him?

Please do

[carlos3652]

This thread reminds me of a webcam incident:

http://heavylite.heavy.com/htdocs/external/heavyFrame.php?link=http://www.danerd.com/Show.php?vid=2062&Ref=13&author_id=953&headline=Owned+By+Her+Mom

Austin chiefs's gf and austin chief's mom (no disrespect intended)

[Rausch]

I'm on the phone with him right now... should I ask him?

Ask him what that metrosexual $#it is all about...

[AustinChief]

ahhh... come on guys. The honest mushy stuff isn't nearly as entertaining but the "risky" talk is well... i guess just too risky for y'all. ;) So what's a girl to do?

[Rausch]

ahhh... come on guys. The honest mushy stuff isn't nearly as entertaining but the "risky" talk is well... i guess just too risky for y'all. ;) So what's a girl to do?

Tell him some drunk guys talked you into stripping on a webcam, then tear up and say "I'm so stupid, I should have known better."

Once steam starts shooting out his ears let him know yer' FOS...

[AustinChief]

Well... basically he thinks the "risky" talk is funny and the "mushy" talk is sweet... he knows we're playin. Just another reason I love him :)

[Raiderhater]

Came across this and couldn't resist....

[Rausch]

I have Neil Diamond live tape where Henry Win-........oh.........heh...

Just Kidding...

[AustinChief]

That would actually be pretty funny... but he knows we don't have a web cam... alright guys, it's been fun and definitely entertaining but I gotta run at 6 in the morning so I'd better go... besides, I don't think y'all can handle much more of me ;) Thanks so much for keeping me company while Kyles away.

[AustinChief]

I have a new name for you Raider... You don't mind if I call ya Fonzy do ya? I kinda like it!

[Raiderhater]

I have certainly been called worse.....


Night, darlin'.

[AustinChief]

It's definitely not a bad thing in my mind... he was cool and got all the chicks :thumb: G'night, I'm sure Kyle appreciates you keeping me company tonight.

[Raiderhater]

It's definitely not a bad thing in my mind... he was cool and got all the chicks :thumb: G'night, I'm sure Kyle appreciates you keeping me company tonight.



I've got no problem with it. It certainly beats the hell out of "raider".

[Hammock Parties]

Better his than gochiefs.....

Bullshit.

[Hammock Parties]

This thread is going swimmingly. Everyone should let their g/f login on their ID when night when they're not around.

Uh, ok.

Hey guys, this is GoChiefs' girlfriend.

[Hammock Parties]

OK--I know this is confusing--this is Kyle's mom-this is for Marilyn--Kyle left his phone at hotel--call him at ###-###_####--thanksMILF!

[joesomebody]

MILF!GoChiefs, just noticed your "I am here to crush bones." I know your a madden fan, have you noticed how every hit pollard makes in Madden this year is a highlight reel?

[Hammock Parties]

I haven't played him much.

[Scaga]

Why do I picture Kyle's GF sound asleep on the floor, 6 C batteries next to her with an empty bottle of Strawberry Hill, and a slight buzzing sound?

:hmmm:

[Raiderhater]

It's okay... Jamie's been disappointing for years... not so much women usually as himself... but, I have faith in his ability to branch out.



LOL!

[Mr. Kotter]

ROFL

One of the best threads in the last month and I miss it....:banghead:

[sedated]

Just a side note guys... Not only do I love love love my boyfriend but I haven't found another guy that can rock my world (and bed) like Kyle can. ;)

you're just saying that because you have to.

like when he says those pants don't make your ass look big....or he wears your panties because his boxers are dirty.


mmm...lace

[Molitoth]

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