Moooo....

[luv]

....is a lying, cheating asshole. And I'm not the one he cheated on, but the one he cheated with. Gotta love being played for a fool.

[banyon]

As the Planet turns, season 6, episode 23.

[DMAC]

whoa!

[|Zach|]

Lets be careful not to get too personal...

Keeping an eye on this thread.

[DaFace]

Huh. This could get interesting.

[luv]

If he had been man enough to be honest with me, I would never post something like this. But no, I have to find out from his girlfriend of 5 years! I don't like drama any more than anyone else, but just let be be a vengeful bitch for a little bit so I can get it out of my system. :)

[dirk digler]

Lets be careful not to get too personal...

Keeping an eye on this thread.

Cmon Zach don't ruin our fun.. :)

Luv gives all the details

[bogie]

This is going to be interesting.

[luv]

Lets be careful not to get too personal...

Keeping an eye on this thread.
My last post is as personal as I'll get promise. Just a little hurt, and the wounds are pretty fresh. I'll get over him soon, I'm sure.

[|Zach|]

Whoa. The Moooster...stirrin' shit in my town.

[KcMizzou]

Whoa.

Agreed.

[Donger]

Did he give you any indication that he wasn't seeing anyone else?

[luv]

Did he give you any indication that he wasn't seeing anyone else?
No.

Wait, read that wrong. He told me he wasn't actively looking anywhere else.

[gblowfish]

Um, you had an affair with a cow?
Generally a good idea not to date outside your species,
but that's just me.

Usually men are pigs, not cows anyway.

[keg in kc]

But no, I have to find out from his girlfriend of 5 years!Ex-girlfriend, unless she's really, really blonde.

[DeepSouth]

If he had been man enough to be honest with me, I would never post something like this. But no, I have to find out from his girlfriend of 5 years! I don't like drama any more than anyone else, but just let be be a vengeful bitch for a little bit so I can get it out of my system. :)

Don't you mean EX-girlfriend ?

[Donger]

No.

So you just assumed that he wasn't seeing anyone else besides you?

[luv]

So you just assumed that he wasn't seeing anyone else besides you?
Reread my last post. I read yours wrong.

[Donger]

No.

Wait, read that wrong. He told me he wasn't actively looking anywhere else.

Well, technically, he wasn't looking. He already had the other girlfriend.

[KcMizzou]

I'm not the one he cheated on, but the one he cheated with.

[Tribal Warfare]

Okay, lets go through this since you brought it out in the open. When did you guys start dating?

[|Zach|]

This sounds like a different situation...but I remember having pretty distinct and alarming differences with luv about what the term "dating" does and doesn't mean.

[Saulbadguy]

I wouldn't mind if both Mooo and luv took their posting elsewhere. All of it.

[luv]

Just hurts. There's nothing I didn't share with him (ya'll know how open I am). In return, I get lied to and used.

[Phobia]

You couldn't tell that guy was a moron just from his posts? Come on.

[Coach]

Um, you had an affair with a cow?
Generally a good idea not to date outside your species,
but that's just me.

Usually men are pigs, not cows anyway.

Sorry luv, but I can't help it but that was funny.

LMAO

[Tribal Warfare]

Just hurts. There's nothing I didn't shar with him (ya'll know how open I am). In return, I get lied to and used.


When did you guys start dating?

[Donger]

Just hurts. There's nothing I didn't shar with him (ya'll know how open I am). In return, I get lied to and used.

You went anal?

[Phobia]

Have you met Trival Warfare?

[Tribal Warfare]

Just hurts. There's nothing I didn't shar with him (ya'll know how open I am). In return, I get lied to and used.


When did you guys start dating/hooking up/ becoming F*CK buddies ?

[Coach]

And luv, I sorry to hear about what happened.

My old man always say this phrase "Men are assholes and women are bitches."

[Hammock Parties]

Mooo and Luv got it on?

No wonder his handle is "Moooo."

[Saulbadguy]

You went anal?
ROFL

[Saulbadguy]

No wonder his handle is "Moooo."
Brutal. I like it.

[Brock]

Lets be careful not to get too personal...

Keeping an eye on this thread.

:rolleyes: Yes, Marshal Dillon.

[phisherman]

Mooo and Luv got it on?

No wonder his handle is "Moooo."

i wouldn't talk too much trash considering you can't even get laid

and no, some girl saying you're cool isn't the same

[Phobia]

There's something in the water in Springfield. I'm moving there immediately.
bucsgirl
tommykat
badgirl
luv
jennygump

They've all humped a Planeteer.... or two.

[Tribal Warfare]

Have you met Trival Warfare?


ROFL WTF Phil "Trival" ROFL

[|Zach|]

:rolleyes: Yes, Marshal Dillon.
Just saying, some nasty stuff has happened on the board from personal shit getting spilled on the board.

Just run along and make snide simple comments with sarcastic smilies. It is what you are good at.

[Hammock Parties]

http://img303.imageshack.us/img303/8937/cowsexdm0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Hammock Parties]

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/627/istockphoto1070383animalsexyo5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[luv]

I think someone must be jealous.

[Brock]

Just saying, some nasty stuff has happened on the board from personal shit getting spilled on the board.

Just run along and make snide simple comments with sarcastic smilies. It is what you are good at.

yeah, and it's one of the things that's made this board worth reading most of the time. As far as what you think of my posts, it's a non-issue, puffy.

[Hammock Parties]

I think someone must be jealous.

You got me straight trippin,' MOO!

[Halfcan]

Sorry to hear about that Luv-you are too nice a person to be dumped on by a cheater. I will Neg rep Moo at my earliest convienence.

[luv]

You got me straight trippin,' MOO!
Hey, he had me, maybe he'll have you, too!

[Halfcan]

There's something in the water in Springfield. I'm moving there immediately.
bucsgirl
tommykat
badgirl
luv
jennygump

They've all humped a Planeteer.... or two.


Hey thanks for the list-I am sending out emails now!

[|Zach|]

yeah, and it's one of the things that's made this board worth reading most of the time. As far as what you think of my posts, it's a non-issue, puffy.
When you are good at something you have to go for it...

Consistency is a good thing.

[HemiEd]

Mooo and Luv got it on?

No wonder his handle is "Moooo."

ROFL LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

We need Mooo to get in on this thread.

Tell us, did she have nice teats?

[ChiefsfaninPA]

You got me straight trippin,' MOO!

Classic!

[Brock]

When you are good at something you have to go for it...

Consistency is a good thing.

Be keeping an eye on it. :clap:

[4th and Long]

Mooo and Luv got it on?

No wonder his handle is "Moooo."
It is my most sincere wish, through acts of fate and karma, that one day, you and luv actually meet face to face ... she walks up to you, looking deep into your eyes, plants a big wet kiss on you while wrapping one leg around you, ...



























then takes your stupid ass to the ground and beat the livin' dog shit out of you.

:)

[luv]

We need Mooo to get in on this thread.

Tell us, did she have nice teats?
His girlfriend has informed me that he doesn't want anything to do with me, and he doesn't know why I'm lying. ROFL I have yet to hear anything out of him. WHat a man.

[Hammock Parties]

then takes your stupid ass to the ground and beat the livin' dog shit out of you.

:)

Being crushed to death is a horrible way to go.

[luv]

then takes your stupid ass to the ground and beat the livin' dog shit out of you.

:)
I would never do that to him. At least he's honest.

[Hammock Parties]

His girlfriend has informed me that he doesn't want anything to do with me, and he doesn't know why I'm lying. ROFL I have yet to hear anything out of him. WHat a man.

Uh-oh. Now the truth is coming out. Is it possible Mooo and luv we're going to hook up, and then Mooo saw what luv looked like, and stood her up? And this is her way of getting revenge?

We've heard one party's side of the story...now we need MOOO! Where are you, Moooo! This thread has potential!

[ck_IN]

GoChiefs I usually don't comment on you one way or the other but please pay attention to the next two words: <b>grow up</b>. The lady obviously doesn't need or desire juvenile comments.

[Baby Lee]

There's something in the water in Springfield. I'm moving there immediately.
bucsgirl
tommykat
badgirl
luv
jennygump

They've all humped a Planeteer.... or two.
No shit, and at this point based on posting styles, I'd have been giving GoChiefs better odds than Mooo for getting the stank on the hangdown.

[Brock]

We've heard one party's side of the story...now we need MOOO! Where are you, Moooo! This thread has potential!

Watch out. (They)'re keeping an eye on you.

[Hammock Parties]

GoChiefs I usually don't comment on you one way or the other but please pay attention to the next two words: <b>grow up</b>. The lady obviously doesn't need or desire juvenile comments.

ROFL

That's why she posted this thread, of all places, HERE!

[luv]

Uh-oh. Now the truth is coming out. Is it possible Mooo and luv we're going to hook up, and then Mooo saw what luv looked like, and stood her up? And this is her way of getting revenge?

We've heard one party's side of the story...now we need MOOO! Where are you, Moooo! This thread has potential!
Hello. He's lying to her about me to cover his butt. Don't you know anything about relationships? Wait, I don't, so who am I to ask such a thing?

[ChiefsOne]

His girlfriend has informed me that he doesn't want anything to do with me, and he doesn't know why I'm lying. ROFL I have yet to hear anything out of him. WHat a man.

She sounds like a winner! Pissing on her terroritory and still hanging out with him. But, but, he promised not to ever do it again.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

why is Chiefsplanet not an HBO series

[luv]

No shit, and at this point based on posting styles, I'd have been giving GoChiefs better odds than Mooo for getting the stank on the hangdown.
I thought he was sweet, interesting, and different from other guys. He always knew what to say to make me smile. I'm such an idiot.

[Saulbadguy]

GoChiefs I usually don't comment on you one way or the other but please pay attention to the next two words: <b>grow up</b>. The lady obviously doesn't need or desire juvenile comments.
:rolleyes:

Whatever. She posted this retarded shit. I doubt it is even true.

[Phobia]

Luv,
I hope you find your ideal man someday. I'm sorry you're hurting. I've been there. Better you should find out now than 4 years and 2 kids later, though. You'll get past it. Good luck.

[Hammock Parties]

luv was so much better when she stuck to football talk.

[dirk digler]

I thought he was sweet, interesting, and different from other guys. He always knew what to say to make me smile. I'm such an idiot.

Did you have sex with him?

[Tribal Warfare]

I thought he was sweet, interesting, and different from other guys. He always knew what to say to make me smile. I'm such an idiot.

sweet talking, he even admitted that it is like crack to women when we were talking about interaction with the opposite sex.

[ck_IN]

<i>That's why she posted this thread, of all places, HERE!</i>

She posted here because she views us as friends and she wants to vent.

Let me clue you in on what little I know about women; there's times when they just want to hear themselves talk and don't want a response from a man, much less a childish smart azz response. They only want to vent. This appears to be such a time. Trust me, I've been maried for 12 years. I learned through much pain about this particular female trait.

[Phobia]

:rolleyes:

Whatever. She posted this retarded shit. I doubt it is even true.

You have a point. She was stupid for posting this on ChiefsPlanet (of all places). But at the same time we have to show some compassion for her situation. She's hurting and wasn't thinking clearly, obviously.

[Baby Lee]

I thought he was sweet, interesting, and different from other guys. He always knew what to say to make me smile. I'm such an idiot.
I remarked not to disparage you at all.
It's just that Mooo's posting style didn't exactly scream Playa!!
Then again, when Scholnick took Betty to the Moon room, I guess he showed her a thing or two about the skills of a nerd.

[Hammock Parties]

<i>That's why she posted this thread, of all places, HERE!</i>

She posted here because she views us as friends and she wants to vent.

Let me clue you in on what little I know about women; there's times when they just want to hear themselves talk and don't want a response from a man, much less a childish smart azz response. They only want to vent. This appears to be such a time. Trust me, I've been maried for 12 years. I learned through much pain about this particular female trait.

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/9325/697358249seriousbusiness2rs3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Donger]

It could be worse, luv. You could have weird fantasies about having oral sex in front of your mother. You know, to show her up and all.

[Saulbadguy]

You have a point. She was stupid for posting this on ChiefsPlanet (of all places). But at the same time we have to show some compassion for her situation. She's hurting and wasn't thinking clearly, obviously.
You know i'm not one for compassion and understanding, Phobia.

[Frazod]

Something's missing from this thread.

Where's Stummpy? :D

[58-4ever]

<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/449/threadrocksqa6to4.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></a>

[Predarat]

Something's missing from this thread.

Where's Stummpy? :D
Picking Dee Brown in the first round of his fantasy draft!

[58-4ever]

Moooo is an annoying post-whore. We can only hope that this thread discourages him.

And the question remains: Did you have sex with him? I think we all know the answer.

What is funny about this: Every time sex was brought into a planet discussion, Moooo would act as if he was asexual. What a winner. :rolleyes:

[Saulbadguy]

I seriously thought Mooo and luv were the same people. In fact, I would not be surprised if they are.

[vailpass]

Are you mad because he had sex with you, or mad because he did not have sex with you?

I'm going with " did not".

[Braincase]

Mooo was luv's slumpbuster.

[sedated]

why would you be mad about NOT being cheated on?

you got yours, now he has to deal with the consequences

[SPchief]

Remember luv, its not you its me

[Stinger]

Like sands through the hour glass so is the

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/Chief%20Planet/planetoflives.jpg

[keg in kc]

3 hours ago I thought this had "classic" written all over it.

Ah well.

[Tribal Warfare]

3 hours ago I thought this had "classic" written all over it.

Ah well.

Their is still time. Let's see what has to say about this issue now that has classic written all over that of epic proportions

[sedated]

3 hours ago I thought this had "classic" written all over it.

Ah well.

this thread has lost it's burst


...and apparently luv recieved Moooo's burst

[SPchief]

Or wait until one of them logs on here drunk. Then it could get fun

[StcChief]

LUV,
come on now....
Single guys in their 20's lookin' to score, surprise.

[Donger]

It could be worse, luv. You could have weird fantasies about having oral sex in front of your mother. You know, to show her up and all.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I thought he was sweet, interesting, and different from other guys. He always knew what to say to make me smile. I'm such and idiot.

There you misspelled!

Luv, don't you know guys only want one thing in life and that's to hose as many women as possible. So obviously as upset as you are he laid the wood to you pretty good. I hope he wore a condom!

[cookster50]

I hope you find your ideal man someday. I've been there.


Yeah, the Planet helped Phobia meet Gochiefs and they've been steady ever since!

[HemiEd]

LUV,
come on now....
Single guys in their 20's lookin' to score, surprise.


Are you suggesting that a young guy might not be fully truthful, in his efforts to dip his noodle? Interesting, what a concept. :hmmm:

[SPchief]

Yeah, the Planet helped Phobia meet Gochiefs and they've been steady ever since!


LMAO

[tk13]

Time for Planet haikus!

Moo is a liar
He dipped into the honey
One too many times

[gblowfish]

Not to be insensitive, but wasn't Luv just dying from a bad gall bladder or severe indigestion or something just a day or two ago?

Now today evidence of a big lyin' man weasel who's a charmer and a dis-armer; then fled the chicken coop after makin a big ole omlette?

Throw in a nazi skinhead, a double-wide trailer, siamese twin midgets and a defrocked priest, and we've got an episode of Jerry Springer!

Makes for a fun read, anyways. Party on, Wayne.

[HemiEd]

Moooo is an annoying post-whore. We can only hope that this thread discourages him.:


I disagree with you as usual. You are usually the annoying one IMO.

[Rain Man]

I regret that I appear to have missed a breaking news story.

[JimNasium]

My guess is that Moooo (how many "O's" is it?) doesn't have the sack to show back up under his original handle. Perhaps he'll come back as "Oink" or "Cluck." Oh, and GoChiefs, it would have been funnier if you would have said "straight tippin" as in cow tipping.

[JimNasium]

http://www.nedtanner.com/images/photo_ten.jpg

[Baby Lee]

Oh, and GoChiefs, it would have been funnier if you would have said "straight tippin" as in cow tipping.
or banana cream pie.

[tommykat]

Mooooos in deep chit! His name is Josh, only wish I knew who the gf was. Boy she needs to grow up and get out. I thought he was a nice kid, however, my opion has changed. I hate men that pull this crap! They are a worthless piece of chit.

[hawkchief]

luv,

First, you seem like a very sweet girl and I enjoy your posts. I have noticed the nightly flirtations between you and Moo for several weeks on CP, and am not at all surprised that the two of you hooked up.

You must beware of men dressed up in Eddie Haskell suits claiming not to enjoy sex and other obvious BS claims that were made in your internet presence. Perhaps it is easier for a male that previously engaged in such shenanigans to see through these things, but I am having a bit of a hard time understanding how you were "fooled" by this guy. Any time a guy acts like a girl, sumpins up. Things will get better, and good luck!

[JimNasium]

or banana cream pie.
I don't think Moooo is a combat veteran.

[ROYC75]

I can here Mooo now........

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk free........


Mooo

[Zebedee DuBois]

Do unto udders.....

[tommykat]

I don't think Moooo is a combat veteran.

ROFL You'd be correct only 21.

[bogie]

I'm slightly surprised Mooo hasn't joined in. I'm beginning to think he was a predator and found Luv to be a target. Luv maybe you should just be glad you're alive.

[58-4ever]

I disagree with you as usual. You are usually the annoying one IMO.

Yeah, because care what you think Ed. IMO, you are a moron.

[Fish]

You must beware of men dressed up in Eddie Haskell suits claiming not to enjoy sex and other obvious BS claims that were made in your internet presence. Perhaps it is easier for a male that previously engaged in such shenanigans to see through these things, but I am having a bit of a hard time understanding how you were "fooled" by this guy.

Yeah.... that's what gets me. A bunch of guys here were calling bullshit on Moo from the beginning. And then he makes a bunch of sad ass comments about smooth talking the ladies, but he's not a player... How could you not see through that crap?

[big nasty kcnut]

luv sorry about what happen but don't leave the planet. I love your take on things.

[Nzoner]

<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/449/threadrocksqa6to4.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></a>

Holy shit is that Big Red Chief

[58-4ever]

Yeah.... that's what gets me. A bunch of guys here were calling bullshit on Moo from the beginning. And then he makes a bunch of sad ass comments about smooth talking the ladies, but he's not a player... How could you not see through that crap?

Yeah, it had to be in there somewhere. 26 posts per day is kind of a lot.

[Eleazar]

luv hurts.

[ChiTown]

luv hurts.

Luv stinks, yeah yeah...........

[58-4ever]

Udder disappointment.

[Eleazar]

Kind of funny - I had been avoiding clicking on this thread, since it involved Moooo I figured it was stupid. And here I was missing the best drama on the planet since since the last one.

[Tribal Warfare]

Yeah.... that's what gets me. A bunch of guys here were calling bullshit on Moo from the beginning. And then he makes a bunch of sad ass comments about smooth talking the ladies, but he's not a player... How could you not see through that crap?

Easy women will only listen to what they want to hear.

[Eleazar]

You have GoChiefs talking about women being below his standards... the self styled not-a-player getting busted like an amateur... you have the spurned girlfriend who never was embarassing him in front of e-peers... This is quality stuff.

How did you catch him?

[007]

....is a lying, cheating asshole. And I'm not the one he cheated on, but the one he cheated with. Gotta love being played for a fool.

http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/banhim.gif

[tommykat]

Easy women will only listen to what they want to hear.

Or post their pictures of themselves...:rolleyes:

[ChiTown]

Or post their pictures of themselves...:rolleyes:

That one of you naked at the Chiefs tailgate is classic..........

[wutamess]

That one of you naked at the Chiefs tailgate is classic..........

This thread has just gone completely worthless.

[chiefs4me]

It could be worse, luv. You could have weird fantasies about having oral sex in front of your mother. You know, to show her up and all.





It wasn't funny the first time, so you post it again.....:rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Calcountry]

If he had been man enough to be honest with me, I would never post something like this. But no, I have to find out from his girlfriend of 5 years! I don't like drama any more than anyone else, but just let be be a vengeful bitch for a little bit so I can get it out of my system. :)Seriously, how honest CAN a man be if he is cheating on someone else with you?

"I love you and only you honey" lmao. ROFL.

"Them other women are not my #1". lol.

[Donger]

It wasn't funny the first time, so you post it again.....:rolleyes::rolleyes:

The server crashed, you vapid lepton.

And, if I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your f*cking head, thanks.

[Calcountry]

Just hurts. There's nothing I didn't share with him (ya'll know how open I am). In return, I get lied to and used.Next time, just use the guys for sex. Be up front with them.

They will luv you for it.

[Bowser]

WTF?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lepton

[Calcountry]

There's something in the water in Springfield. I'm moving there immediately.
bucsgirl
tommykat
badgirl
luv
jennygump

They've all humped a Planeteer.... or two.

Do you see what happens when you let hill people have computers. It's kind of dangerous.

[Donger]

WTF?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lepton

ROFL

[tommykat]

Next time, just use the guys for sex. Be up front with them.

They will luv you for it.

Heard that from girlfriends. Actually? It works....:p ;)

[SPchief]

WTF?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lepton


LMAO

[Baby Lee]

Seriously, how honest CAN a man be if he is cheating on someone else with you?

"I love you and only you honey" lmao. ROFL.

"Them other women are not my #1". lol.
ROFL

Eddie Murphy

OK I effed her. I effed her. I effed HER!!! . . . I make love to you, baby.

[big nasty kcnut]

Luv shouldn't deal with a looser cp spelling.

[vailpass]

The server crashed, you vapid lepton.

And, if I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your f*cking head, thanks.
ROFL

[chiefs4me]

The server crashed, you vapid lepton.

And, if I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your f*cking head, thanks.






good excuse, freak..:rolleyes:

[GoodDaySir!]

You have GoChiefs talking about women being below his standards... the self styled not-a-player getting busted like an amateur... you have the spurned girlfriend who never was embarassing him in front of e-peers... This is quality stuff.

How did you catch him?

No kidding....

Just as bad as him is Saul. You should have seen Saul in high school, he was just as bad. Likely is still the same. I swear to God that kid had to hatch from an egg. But he's the popular kid now on the intreweb! It cracks me up.

[SPchief]

No kidding....

Just as bad as him is Saul. You should have seen Saul in high school, he was just as bad. Likely is still the same. I swear to God that kid had to hatch from an egg. But he's the popular kid now on the intreweb! It cracks me up.

[Baby Lee]

Rausch??

[Jenny Gump]

Just saying, some nasty stuff has happened on the board from personal shit getting spilled on the board.

Oh like that one night you and I went out, and there was that midget, and that sheep....

[SPchief]

Rausch??


I admit it, I stole that picture.

[SPchief]

Oh like that one night you and I went out, and there was that midget, and that sheep....


Thats it, this thread is now going to go over a 1000

[Donger]

good excuse, freak..:rolleyes:

It's not an excuse, you twat. It's a simple fact.

[Hammock Parties]

The server crashed, you vapid lepton.

And, if I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your f*cking head, thanks.

While you're squeezing her head, think your wife will squeeze mine? Not too hard, please.

[chiefs4me]

It's not an excuse, you twat. It's a simple fact.








a fact because YOU say so.....ROFL **** off...:rolleyes:

[chiefs4me]

While you're squeezing her head, think your wife will squeeze mine? Not too hard, please.






ROFL

[Jenny Gump]

Easy women will only listen to what they want to hear.

Huh? Did you say something?

[Donger]

a fact because YOU say so.....ROFL **** off...:rolleyes:

I never got the chance to ask you, but you weren't raised by your biological father, were you?

[Donger]

While you're squeezing her head, think your wife will squeeze mine? Not too hard, please.

She can sever a head with a look. She needs not hands.

[SPchief]

I love chiefsplanet

[Donger]

Huh? Did you say something?

ROFL

Most excellent, Jenny.

[chiefs4me]

I never got the chance to ask you, but you weren't raised by your biological father, were you?





you have got to be just plain stupid if you think I would answer any questions you posed......:rolleyes:

[Donger]

you have got to be just plain stupid if you think I would answer any questions you posed......:rolleyes:

I already know the answer.

[Rain Man]

Oh like that one night you and I went out, and there was that midget, and that sheep....

Double dates are fun.

[CHENZ A!]

This is funny as hell to me. But it is most likely a hoax. If it is not true, very funny, if it is true very very funny, and sad.

[Baby Lee]

I love chiefsplanet
Brick. Are you just looking at things on your computer screen and saying you love them?

[Jenny Gump]

Everyone can say what they want, but Luv deserves better than some asswipe who lacks the balls to apologize for his random dick dipping. A girlfriend of 5 years isn't something you forget to mention before diving in. A real man steps up. Even when he's made a mistake.

[Nzoner]

good excuse, freak..:rolleyes:

You know if you'd try being a little more observant you'd see that there's more than a few posts on the board today that have been repeated.

[Donger]

You know if you'd try being a little more observant you'd see that there's more than a few posts on the board today that have been repeated.

Come on now. If she were to expend that much thought performing such a detailed analysis, her autonomous bodily functions would have to shut down.

And where would the fun in that be?

[chiefs4me]

You know if you'd try being a little more observant you'd see that there's more than a few posts on the board today that have been repeated.






or it could be that I just wanted to call him freak......:harumph:

[Donger]

or it could be that I just wanted to call him freak......:harumph:

Your Daddy was a freak. I'm relatively normal.

[Nzoner]

Everyone can say what they want, but Luv deserves better than some asswipe who lacks the balls to apologize for his random dick dipping. A girlfriend of 5 years isn't something you forget to mention before diving in. A real man steps up. Even when he's made a mistake.

So basically you're saying Moooo is a COWard






Oh C'mon it's not like this thread could get any worse.

[chiefs4me]

Your Daddy was a freak. I'm relatively normal.









ROFL

[Donger]

ROFL

Could be worse. I've no doubt that you were in fact raised by your grandfather.

[JBucc]

How the hell did I miss this thread?

[SPchief]

Brick. Are you just looking at things on your computer screen and saying you love them?


:Peace:

[JimNasium]

So basically you're saying Moooo is a COWard






Oh C'mon it's not like this thread could get any worse.
Not only is he a coward, he also appears to be a whorestein.









I'll be here all week.

[Jenny Gump]

Not only is he a coward, he also appears to be a whorestein.



Bull.

[vailpass]

Bull.

I'll give him an A for heffert.

[Jenny Gump]

I'll give him an A for heffert.

This thread needs more cowbell.

[Baby Lee]

Not only is he a coward, he also appears to be a whorestein.
Let's be blunt, the man is a cud.

[Tribal Warfare]

We could ask the Mods if Moo's IP changed handles on the website :fire:

[vailpass]

This thread needs more cowbell.

To say otherwise would be udderly ridiculous. :)

[vailpass]

Let's be blunt, the man is a cud.

Well said. It behooves you to tell the truth.

[Hammock Parties]

Just what are you saying, Tribal?

[Donger]

This thread has become udderly ridiculous.

[JimNasium]

An oldie but still a goodie.

Two bulls are standing on a hill. Off in the distance, they see a group of cows.
The young bull excitedly nudges the old bull and says, "Hey! Hey! I know! Let's run over there and **** one of those cows!"
The old bull looks at the young bull, then turns and takes a long look at the cows. He turns back to the young bull and says, "Son, let's walk over there and **** 'em all."

[vailpass]

This thread has become udderly ridiculous.

Feel free to milk that phrase for all it's worth. :p

[Nzoner]

Let's be blunt, the man is a cud.

Right or wrong he just has his way of doing things,probably calls it the moooo-tri-system.

[Donger]

Feel free to milk that phrase for all it's worth. :p

I'd try chiefs4me, but I'm relatively sure those udders are long dried up.

Kind of looking like tennis balls in knee-high tube socks, if you get my meaning.

[Frazod]

Springer just called. He wants his thread back.

[ExtremeChief]

Seriously, lets Moooove on.

[Nzoner]

Seriously, lets Moooove on.

Why what steak do you have in all this?

[DMAC]

Moooo told me he is one of the BangBus bros.

Luv may be a star soon.

[JimNasium]

Perhaps he suffered a psychotropic fugue brought on by Milk of Amnesia.

[Baby Lee]

Why what steak do you have in all this?
If luv has a sore loin, she may want to have it checked.

[big nasty kcnut]

This is udderly crazy.

[JimNasium]

If luv has a sore loin, she may want to have it checked.
You mean Moooo didn't wrap his filet in bacon?

[DMAC]

Another thought is that Luv is so desperate to get a thread over 100 posts that she took this desperate measure.

[Baby Lee]

Right or wrong he just has his way of doing things,probably calls it the moooo-tri-system.
got any tri tips to share?

[Baby Lee]

You mean Moooo didn't wrap his filet in bacon?
Maybe luv's cooter had so much ruminant that he didn't feel the need.

[ExtremeChief]

Why what steak do you have in all this?

Sorry, I was just ribbing him. I was just milking this for all it's worth.

[Nzoner]

You mean Moooo didn't wrap his filet in bacon?

Always a good practice before you get t-bone marinated.

[ExtremeChief]

Always a good practice before you get t-bone marinated.

After that comment, you should go hide.

[JimNasium]

Always a good practice before you get t-bone marinated.
I always assumed that Moooo was into leather.

[vailpass]

I'd try chiefs4me, but I'm relatively sure those udders are long dried up.

Kind of looking like tennis balls in knee-high tube socks, if you get my meaning.

LMAO
Granny saggers coming this way?
Quick, cheese it!

[Tribal Warfare]

Just what are you saying, Tribal?
If he tries to duck and run we'll find out his new handle to torment him like a leper at a dermatologist. :fire:

[Mecca]

Does he scream out MOOO after sex like he does in his posts?

[Over-Head]

Anyone wanna give me the "cliff’s Notes" on this thread so I don’t have to actually read 200 posts?

[Nzoner]

I have to moooove on now,check back later to see if the Moooo Zoo Review is still plodding along.

[KcMizzou]

Anyone wanna give me the "cliff’s Notes" on this thread so I don’t have to actually read 200 posts?It was an epic tale of betrayal and..... cow puns.

[ExtremeChief]

It was an epic tale of betrayal and..... cow puns.


Wouldn't that be an epic tail of betrayal and cow puns?


All I know is that Mooo has been getting slaughtered in this thread.

[Bowser]

Wow.

[hawkchief]

Everyone can say what they want, but Luv deserves better than some asswipe who lacks the balls to apologize for his random dick dipping. A girlfriend of 5 years isn't something you forget to mention before diving in. A real man steps up. Even when he's made a mistake.

What a shock that Eddie Haskell hasn't bothered to show up to defend his actions. I imagine he is feeding his "girlfriend" a load of BS trying to 'splain his lame behavior. Sack up loser, and face the music. Some of us saw through your BS long ago, and are thoroughly enjoying the comuppance you are receiving. It must suck being exposed as someone full of BS like you have been.

[JimNasium]

http://www.umkc.edu/lib/spec-col/Images/ww2sheetmusic/cow-cow.jpg

[chagrin]

Women will fall for almost anything, almost anytime. My wife was abused by a skinny little twit for 10 years, I never understand how dudes do that. Sorry ya got screwed over, so to speak. Learned a lesson now mooove on, sorry. Don't fuggin give it up so fuggin quick, geesus! Try a little restraint for Pete's sake!

I just want to see what mooo thinks, personally I can't trust someone who signs his name to every post, like we hang on every word; it's ridiculous. Either way, he's been seriously called out in front of us all, so I cannot wait to read "the response"

[Bowser]

Women will fall for almost anything, almost anytime. My wife was abused by a skinny little twit for 10 years, I never understand how dudes do that. Sorry ya got screwed over, so to speak. Learned a lesson now mooove on, sorry. Don't fuggin give it up so fuggin quick, geesus! Try a little restraint for Pete's sake!

I just want to see what mooo thinks, personally I can't trust someone who signs his name to every post, like we hang on every word; it's ridiculous. Either way, he's been seriously called out in front of us all, so I cannot wait to read "the response"

I'm thinking Moooo isn't going to post for a while, if ever.

[Tribal Warfare]

Women will fall for almost anything, almost anytime. My wife was abused by a skinny little twit for 10 years, I never understand how dudes do that. Sorry ya got screwed over, so to speak. Learned a lesson now mooove on, sorry. Don't fuggin give it up so fuggin quick, geesus! Try a little restraint for Pete's sake!

I just want to see what mooo thinks, personally I can't trust someone who signs his name to every post, like we hang on every word; it's ridiculous. Either way, he's been seriously called out in front of us all, so I cannot wait to read "the response"

thus if he changes his handle on the website I hope the mods let us know so we can torture his ass Bangkok style

[BigOlChiefsfan]

I don't know if Mooo deserves all the cow jokes. Sounds more like a Panda. Eats shoots and leaves.

[Iowanian]

Holy CRAP!!!!!!! IS Iowanian GOOOOOOD or what? I called the penetrating event between these 2 a month ago.

My last post is as personal as I'll get promise. Just a little hurt, and the wounds are pretty fresh. I'll get over him soon, I'm sure.

[Tribal Warfare]

Holy CRAP!!!!!!! IS Iowanian GOOOOOOD or what? I called the penetrating event between these 2 a month ago.

You are the one? I knew someone did, but I forgot who it was.

[Iowanian]

It doesn't take chachi long to spit slick the eyebrows and spray on some Hi Karate....."hey bebe, ever been online in Joplin"

Okay, lets go through this since you brought it out in the open. When did you guys start dating?

[Predarat]

He hasnt been online since September 1st, maybe his woman killed him.

Moooo
(Seeking Enlightenment...)


Birthday: August 29th, 1983
Last Activity: 09-01-2006 11:21 PM
Currently: Offline


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=7591

[Tribal Warfare]

It doesn't take chachi long to spit slick the eyebrows and spray on some Hi Karate....."hey bebe, ever been online in Joplin"


WTF ROFL I was stating something concerning the subject

[Iowanian]

Now Dammit Brock...you need to leave Sheriff Zach alone. He's vulnerable right now, and it just might cause him to fall into a "bloooooooo period" of his photography....and bloooo period ameture photos are so 1993 Seattle Rock.

yeah, and it's one of the things that's made this board worth reading most of the time. As far as what you think of my posts, it's a non-issue, puffy.

Zach....Please be a moderator, not a hall monitor.

[Iowanian]

So enough of my tomfoolery Luv.


I'm sure you're hurting, but the real question is, when the girlfriend approached you, did she tell you right off the bat about the HPV and HerpIII or did she save that bomb for the walkaway nuke?

[PastorMikH]

He hasnt been online since September 1st, maybe his woman killed him.




Or PapaSmurf...

[Chan93lx50]

You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking you head up a butchers ass........... Ahhhhhhhh Nevermind

http://videodetective.com/photos/815/003424_16.jpg

[2112]

Lets be careful not to get too personal...

Keeping an eye on this thread.
you must be a busy man..it's frickin 15 pages long!!!

I am not reading all of this..what happened???

fill me in on the dirt

[PastorMikH]

you must be a busy man..it's frickin 15 pages long!!!

I am not reading all of this..what happened???

fill me in on the dirt



One of the things I have gathered is that GoChiefs tried to get to know Luv better but got the "Lets just be friends" line and now he's feeling bitter.

[Skip Towne]

It's too bad something like this couldn't happen to GoChiefs. He can't attract one woman never mind two.

[Skip Towne]

Hey, Luv, how did the gf find out about you? How did she contact you?

[Iowanian]

Maybe luv's cooter had so much ruminant that he didn't feel the need.

Mah Gawd woman, What did you wash your vagina with? A dirtier Vagina? [/dane cook]




OK....semi-serious time.
How did a lady not see through that guy? He's "sensitive"? "I don't like teh sechs" He's a whining psuedo intellectual who typed outloud that he had mental issues? He said he was flat broke and just got a car from his estranged papa...... What part of that was screaming "bend over, spread cheeks"?

I've also seen the threadstarter post that "just sex" was ok and something she was CmOOOl with.

It takes 2 share the clap.

[Bwana]

Not to be insensitive, but wasn't Luv just dying from a bad gall bladder or severe indigestion or something just a day or two ago?

Now today evidence of a big lyin' man weasel who's a charmer and a dis-armer; then fled the chicken coop after makin a big ole omlette?

Throw in a nazi skinhead, a double-wide trailer, siamese twin midgets and a defrocked priest, and we've got an episode of Jerry Springer!

Makes for a fun read, anyways. Party on, Wayne.

ROFL

[Iowanian]

From my experience over the years, its often the guy and girl that fight the most at a party who end up playing wedding twister in a truck bed.

Donger and Threadwrecker are destined to ruin a tubesock at a drunken tailgate, with Luv and gochiefs barely making it to left foot yellow before the mat is sticky.

[JBucc]

From my experience over the years, its often the guy and girl that fight the most at a party who end up playing wedding twister in a truck bed.

Donger and Threadwrecker are destined to ruin a tubesock at a drunken tailgate, with Luv and gochiefs barely making it to left foot yellow before the mat is sticky.So that's why I don't get any. Everyone loves me.

[Iowanian]

skinhead....

So............

our friend, mohillbilly hasn't been around for a few days....wonder if he's been MOOOnlighting as a pipelayer?

[2112]

One of the things I have gathered is that GoChiefs tried to get to know Luv better but got the "Lets just be friends" line and now he's feeling bitter.
you mean the same GoChiefs that skiptowne refers to as the ''legendary casanova'' of chiefsplanet??

[Skip Towne]

you mean the same GoChiefs that skiptowne refers to as the ''legendary casanova'' of chiefsplanet??
Hahahahahahahaha. GoChiefs is the Planet eunuch.

[Skip Towne]

OK, now that we're rid of Moooooo, how are we going to get shed of Chiefs 2K?

[Coach]

Oh my cow, I get the udder feeling that this one is gonna end up in the Hall of Classics.

[Bob Dole]

Does anyone else get the feeling that all CP hookups that don't involve Bob Dole are destined for bitter failure?

[2112]

Hahahahahahahaha. GoChiefs is the Planet eunuch.
hhhmmm..for those who need to be enlightened

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch

:)

[PastorMikH]

you mean the same GoChiefs that skiptowne refers to as the ''legendary casanova'' of chiefsplanet??



Oh, Yeah, those were the days....


GoChiefs had a thing for the editor for a paper he worked for. She invites him to a party. He drives over, but since he's afraid to go in, he drives around the block 30-40 times then goes home and posts about it on the planet.


Say, someone find that thread and let's put it in the Hall of Classics.

[Halfcan]

Wow this is still going on-this thread has probably lasted longer than the dirty dead it represents.

[2112]

Oh, Yeah, those were the days....


GoChiefs had a thing for the editor for a paper he worked for. She invites him to a party. He drives over, but since he's afraid to go in, he drives around the block 30-40 times then goes home and posts about it on the planet.


Say, someone find that thread and let's put it in the Hall of Classics.
ROFL

[Ultra Peanut]

OH, DRAMA

[PastorMikH]

ROFL



Yeah, it was really funny when some people on here found a link to her email address on the paper's website and threatened to email her. I dont know if anyone ever did email her, but several did have GC convinced they had.

[JBucc]

Oh, Yeah, those were the days....


GoChiefs had a thing for the editor for a paper he worked for. She invites him to a party. He drives over, but since he's afraid to go in, he drives around the block 30-40 times then goes home and posts about it on the planet.


Say, someone find that thread and let's put it in the Hall of Classics.LMAO! Link?

[2112]

Yeah, it was really funny when some people on here found a link to her email address on the paper's website and threatened to email her. I dont know if anyone ever did email her, but several did have GC convinced they had.
what happened???

did she confront him about that ''thread''???

[PastorMikH]

LMAO! Link?




Duh!?!?! That's why I put in there that someone should find the thread!!!!


:shake: :shake: :p

[Bob Dole]

Wow this is still going on-this thread has probably lasted longer than the dirty dead it represents.

Bob Dole thinks you might be in the wrong place.

Freak.

[JimNasium]

Bob Dole thinks you might be in the wrong place.

Freak.
I'll bet he listens to Ted Frank and the Power.

[Halfcan]

Bob Dole thinks you might be in the wrong place.

Freak.

I was thinking dirty deed-more as the dastardly lie Moo told to LUV-not freaky back door action :hump:

[JBucc]

Duh!?!?! That's why I put in there that someone should find the thread!!!!


:shake: :shake: :pSay that got me thinking where has Mer or Katipan or whatever been? She hasn't posted since June. Did something happen?

[Skip Towne]

Yeah, it was really funny when some people on here found a link to her email address on the paper's website and threatened to email her. I dont know if anyone ever did email her, but several did have GC convinced they had.
I remember that episode. GoChiefs was on here begging and pleading for mercy. I don't remember the outcome but a couple of Planeteers really had him by the balls. (If he has any. I nominate Blueballs to go find out)

[Bob Dole]

I'll bet he listens to Ted Frank and the Power.

Bob Dole wouldn't be the least bit shocked if he was Ted Frank.

[Bob Dole]

Say that got me thinking where has Mer or Katipan or whatever been? She hasn't posted since June. Did something happen?

Kind of goes back to that "hookups that don't involve Bob Dole" comment.

,,