Funny stuff...and lots of truth to it.

[Wa-Z]

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060906

[JBucc]

"Sorry about comparing you to a racist dictator who committed mass genocide. My bad."


LMAO

[4th and Long]

http://espn.go.com/i/page2/photos2/thumb_up.jpg To my favorite story line of the preseason: The Cardinals turning down a $30 million offer to sponsor their stadium from the Pink Taco restaurant chain. Can you imagine the Goodyear blimp hovering overhead during a Fox broadcast as Joe Buck says, "There's an overhead shot of Pink Taco Stadium … you know what, this is awful! This is a disgrace! This is a disgusting act! I apologize to our viewers who had to see that!"

[bishop_74]

Shell's 14-year absence from the sidelines had nothing to do with color; he was a terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE game coach. Do you know why we started using the phrase "bad clock management"? BECAUSE OF ART SHELL!!!! During the last two minutes of a half, Art Shell's math skills made Herm Edwards look like Will Hunting.
:deevee:

[Rain Man]

It's pretty funny so far, but I don't have time to read the whole thing. Is this an e-book or something?

[Wa-Z]

"To Mike Shanahan for playing another season of Running Back Roulette and messing with the psyches of millions of fantasy owners everywhere. This year he came up with a nefarious wrinkle -- platooning two guys named Bell, just to make it even more confusing and frustrating every time you're flicking channels just as "Bell" is breaking a big run and the announcer is screaming "and Bell breaks through the hole; he could go!" Mike Shanahan is an evil, evil man. He needs to be stopped. We need to bring him down. I've had it."

[RealSNR]

If it's another Pats/Eagles Super Bowl, I'm going to stick a fork up my ass.

Because if I'm going to get hurt, I want to do it to myself

[greg63]

If it's another Pats/Eagles Super Bowl, I'm going to stick a fork up my ass.

Because if I'm going to get hurt, I want to do it to myself

Dude; TMI :nosmilie:

[ZootedGranny]

Pop culture references + similies + metaphors + Celtics + Patriots = every Simmons column

[dj56dt58]

why the hell does everyone predict us to go 7-9?

[Bob Dole]

Wow. Another pundit picking Philly to go all the way. Imagine that.