Lions assistant coach arrested for driving nude

[2112]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/football/nfl/09/06/bc.fbn.lions.assistanta.ap/index.html

here is the link..I dont know what the hell I did before

[keg in kc]

rofl

[ChiTown]

It Happens

[munkey]

"I would like to apologize to the Detroit Lions organization, our fans, my family and friends for any embarrassment these incidents have caused," he said. "These incidents represent a mistake in judgment on my part. I deeply regret them and have learned a valuable lesson. It won't happen again."



Cullen was fired from the University of Mississippi in 2005 after an alcohol-related arrest at a restaurant.



I wonder if he made the same apology before?

[Deberg_1990]

Whats wrong with driving in the nude???

[Ultra Peanut]

HOW CAN THIS BE A CRIME

[JBucc]

lions and coaches and balls oh my

[Rain Man]

I hope it wasn't one of those Jeeps with no doors.

[BigVE]

It all depends on what you look like on whether its actually a crime or not...naked hot females are always allowed, old drunken fat guys is a felony!!!

[ChiTown]

HOW CAN THIS BE A CRIME

When you are jacking off with the top down, jamming on a Cyndi Lauper tune, doing 80 in a 35, and throwing empty beer bottles out of your car, it might be a crime............................

[2112]

When you are jacking off with the top down, jamming on a Cyndi Lauper tune, doing 80 in a 35, and throwing empty beer bottles out of your car, it might be a crime............................
It all depends on what state you are in..and where you are my friend!!!

[Rain Man]

Getting arrested while driving nude is an interesting story. But getting arrested while driving nude with a disinterred corpse in the passenger seat that you plan to have sex with would be a great story. Hopefully he'll raise the bar next time.

[2112]

Getting arrested while driving nude is an interesting story. But getting arrested while driving nude with a disinterred corpse in the passenger seat that you plan to have sex with would be a great story. Hopefully he'll raise the bar next time.
are you attempting to hijack my thread???LOL!!! ROFL

[Stinger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo2Hk4yNkM0

[Sure-Oz]

I wonder if he knows Chico Lind?

[JBucc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo2Hk4yNkM0
heh. saw this off to the side of that
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[2112]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo2Hk4yNkM0
dude!!!!

you just posted a video with man ass in it!!!!

whats the matter with you???

:Lin:

[Bwana]

****, there was this one COLD December Montana night many years ago this ex girlfriend stops by the house. Old Bwana is laying in bed dreaming about fly fishing or something like that when I feel someone crawl into bed with me. I'm thinking WTF? because I wasn't going out with anyone at the time and just got done kicking one to the curb.

It seems this old hide I was dating a year earlier caught wind about me giving my latest girlfriend the gate and wanted a little quality Bwana time.

I got up, turned on the light and she is naked as a baby running her mouth about "come to bed and **** me." I told her to get her shit together and get the hell out of my house. She gets up and leaves the house, I hear her car start up and drive away.

I snicker, shake my head, turn out the light and go back to sleep AFTER LOCKING MY DOOR. All is well until BANG BANG BANG on my back door. WTH NOW I'm thinking. I open the door and there stands psyco chick naked except a blanket wraped around her. Now go back to the start of this post, it's December, snowing like a bastard, well below zero along with a stiff wind.

Crazy chick starts going on about how she slid off the road and ended up in the ditch and was now stuck. I asked her "Where in the **** are your clothes?" She said in your bathroom. (I didn't ask) I was pissed bacause the crazy bitch was cutting into my prime sleeping time, so I told her to get dressed NOW. She did and I fired up my pickup and pulled the nut case out of the ditch, unhooked my chain, told her to NEVER contact me in any way, shape or form again, went home and went back to bed.


Naked driving indeed!!

[Rain Man]

Perhaps you can answer a question I've long wondered about, bwana. When a naked woman rides in a car with you, are you better off bouncing the car in potholes or erratically jerking the car from side to side?

[OldTownChief]

"I would like to apologize to the *********, our fans, my family and friends for any embarrassment these incidents have caused," he said. "These incidents represent a mistake in judgment on my part. I deeply regret them and have learned a valuable lesson. It won't happen again."

You have to memorize this before you have any chance of becoming a public figure.

[CoMoChief]

At least he didnt get in a wreck for beating off to porn like that NBA player did. Wasnt it Eddie Griffin? I cant remember.

[milkman]

Cop to Lions Lions ast. coach when he walks up to car:
"I hope that thing isn't loaded".

[Bwana]

Perhaps you can answer a question I've long wondered about, bwana. When a naked woman rides in a car with you, are you better off bouncing the car in potholes or erratically jerking the car from side to side?

That would depend on the given drivers intentions Kevin. In my case, speed and closing the gap from point A to poing B was my only concern.

[Iowanian]

I'll bet he went out the back door of someone else's wife's house..