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eChief
09-14-2006, 08:39 PM
SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW
"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN"
This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business inPhiladelphia . You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the country would be marching on this business . . And that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back. But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement . . We are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign?
Answer: A Funeral Home

(Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)

L.A. Chieffan
09-14-2006, 08:43 PM
where the hell are the americans gonna go?

|Zach|
09-14-2006, 08:45 PM
People dumping their inbox junk on CP.

banyon
09-14-2006, 08:49 PM
COULD YOU PLEASE USE A LARGER FONT SIZE?

jspchief
09-14-2006, 08:50 PM
People dumping their inbox junk on CP.No shit. Lame.

eChief
09-14-2006, 08:50 PM
http://thenflforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22421

Pitt Gorilla
09-14-2006, 09:29 PM
They don't want to help American families? Assholes.

Thig Lyfe
09-14-2006, 09:32 PM
I read this on snopes.

boogblaster
09-14-2006, 09:34 PM
morbid but truthfull..fill them with exploding tooth-paste and send them back to ali-land..dont forget to put the open-at-once sticker on the bag....

runnercyclist
09-15-2006, 05:01 PM
I think it's funny

58-4ever
09-15-2006, 05:03 PM
Who would go go Philidephia anyways? That place is a shit-hole.

runnercyclist
09-15-2006, 05:19 PM
Who would go go Philidephia anyways? That place is a shit-hole.

I go just for the cheezsteaks. Best on the planet.

Skip Towne
09-15-2006, 05:20 PM
Who would go go Philidephia anyways? That place is a shit-hole.
"Have you ever seen Philadelphia , from 2 feet, at night?" - W.C. Fields (He was drunk and laying in the gutter.)