Males - have you ever met a female you would consider Normal?

[Logical]

Don't get me wrong the world is a greater place because of females but I just don't know if I have ever met one I would consider emotionally or logically Normal.

[DJay23]

The answer is a resounding NO. They all have some kind of issue. Some will let you know right away what it is, some take a little longer, but no, none of them are normal.

[morphius]

Women are all insane, period.

[Hammock Parties]

Yes. I liked her.

[cdcox]

I tell my wife and daughter that all men are assholes and all women are insane. They don't disagree with me on that.

[keg in kc]

Not really, but I'm not exactly mr. normal myself.

I will say my current girl is by far the best so far. Been more sane than I have.

[Hammock Parties]

Congrats, keg. Glad you are getting back up on the horse.

[milkman]

Not really, but I'm not exactly mr. normal myself.

I will say my current girl is by far the best so far. Been more sane than I have.

Blowup dolls don't count Kyle.

:)

[Logical]

Blowup dolls don't count Kyle.

:)LOL, sort of imagining Ron Jeremy with a blowup doll, saying sweetheart you are so normal.

[Demonpenz]

they seem to act normal when i slide a dollar in the gshring

[keg in kc]

Blowup dolls don't count Kyle. I decided to go whole hog this time, got me a Real Doll (http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp).

[milkman]

I decided to go whole hog this time, got me a Real Doll (http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp).

LMAO

[Reaper16]

ROFL some of those real doll pics are hilarious.

[Halfcan]

no they are all f#ckin looney!

[PunkinDrublic]

I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that every woman I meet is going to have something about her that makes me think, WTF? It's just a matter of how much of it I'm tolerate.

[Stryker]

I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that every woman I meet is going to have something about her that makes me think, WTF? It's just a matter of how much of it I'm tolerate.


THATS THE TICKET!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

[RedandGold]

No, but please let me know when you find one...

I consider myself lucky in that the one that I found with the fewest issues was also willing to put up with my crap and marry me.

[Rausch]

I'm getting really ****ing tired of the word female being used all the time instead of gal, woman, or lady.

It's not like they're another ****ing species you're researching...

[Otter]

I decided to go whole hog this time, got me a Real Doll (http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp).

Do you still call him Charlie or did you go with somthing a little more personal?

[StcChief]

NFW. an it doesn't count only once a month with PMS.
They are Abby Normal.

[Rausch]

Those dolls creep me the **** out...

[2112]

no!!!

they are all f*cked up!!!!

[grandllama]

I'm getting really ****ing tired of the word female being used all the time instead of gal, woman, or lady.

It's not like they're another ****ing species you're researching...

um, yes they are.

how 'bout we just call them '<b>C</b>asually <b>U</b>nbearable <b>N</b>u<b>T</b>case<b>S</b>'

[grandllama]

NFW. an it doesn't count only once a month with PMS.
They are Abby Normal.

Never trust anything that bleeds for three straight days and doesn't die.

[Rausch]

Never trust anything that bleeds for three straight days and doesn't die.

3 days?

Wow, the one I got must be defective...

[Otter]

Those dolls creep me the **** out...

What could possibly be creepy about this:

http://www.realdoll.com/imagedll64/rui/Rui4.JPG

[Phobia]

Who decides "normal"? I've had some who were batty as something that is really, really batty and I've had some most would consider normal. I've married one of each.

[Bowser]

No. And it's a shame, because for the ones I have met and thought are "normal", I always wonder what's wrong with them that they act "normal".

[Nightwish]

Don't get me wrong the world is a greater place because of females but I just don't know if I have ever met one I would consider emotionally or logically Normal.
Nope, never met a normal woman. Never met a normal man, for that matter. I understand that there are actually only two normal people in the world, and that they guy lives on a wheat farm in central Nebraska, and the woman lives in a small village near Helsinki.

[Rausch]

What could possibly be creepy about this:

http://www.realdoll.com/imagedll64/rui/Rui4.JPG

http://homepage.mac.com/brother/iblog/C2122290354/E20050802234544/Media/summitpanel1.jpg

[Nightwish]

I'm getting really ****ing tired of the word female being used all the time instead of gal, woman, or lady.
Well, "woman" denotes a level of physical maturity that some females in question may not have yet attained. "Lady" denotes the possession of a certain degree of social etiquette that some females in question may not have. And "gal" is a seriously outmoded word, not very 21st century.

[grandllama]

Who decides "normal"? I've had some who were batty as something that is really, really batty and I've had some most would consider normal. I've married one of each.

and Pink fits into which category?

[Sure-Oz]

Never have, most of them have looney quirks here and there, when you think you found a kickass girl to kick it with or you think that they are normal and chill, they slip up and remind you, their still women!

[grandllama]

Well, "woman" denotes a level of physical maturity that some females in question may not have yet attained. "Lady" denotes the possession of a certain degree of social etiquette that some females in question may not have. And "gal" is a seriously outmoded word, not very 21st century.

what about 'Stupid ****?'

[Nightwish]

what about 'Stupid ****?'
I don't think that one will ever lose appeal.

[Phobia]

and Pink fits into which category?
Oh yeah. I married her, too. She's in a category all unto herself.

[Nzoner]

Those dolls creep me the **** out...

Apparently you missed the episode of Real Sex on HBO where they showed people who had purchased a doll and some of the fun they were having with their new playmate.

One girl even bought one for her boyfriend so they could have a threesome :spock:

[ROYC75]

Normal ? Damn, I could have swore it was harder to find one that wasn't normal.

Normal is one who bitches,spends more than ya make,bleeds 7 days out of the week and another 3 - 4 days prior to are just unbearable to live with. Flying off the deep end because of some damn soap opera that hits to close to her personal life. One that can't check oil or have itchecked when she gets gas.

I am so glad I have one that is abnormal .........

[grandllama]

Oh yeah. I married her, too. She's in a category all unto herself.

Let me guess, she was reading over your shoulder when you posted this ROFL

[mikey23545]

Men are from Mars, women are from some other ****ing galaxy...

[Skip Towne]

No woman is "normal". It's that shit swimming around in their blood.

[stevieray]

My wife is extremely normal, other than marrying me.

[grandllama]

My wife is extremely normal.

Hey FDE...

Ms. Llama wanted me to mention this to you the next time you were online...

You and your famous Elvis, seen throughout the world on various CBS, ABC, and ESPN outlets, have spawned imitators through out the country.

We were watching the 'Blue Friday' special on TV last night and they showed some dumb ass Colts fan dressed as Elvis... he told the TV his name, and it was some odd variation of your name...

Even Ms. Llama screamed at the TV "You Cheap Ass Stevie Ray Wannabe, where's YOUR scooby van?" (her exact words and she, as you remember, is a huge Colts fan)

[stevieray]

Hey FDE...

Ms. Llama wanted me to mention this to you the next time you were online...

You and your famous Elvis, seen throughout the world on various CBS, ABC, and ESPN outlets, have spawned imitators through out the country.

We were watching the 'Blue Friday' special on TV last night and they showed some dumb ass Colts fan dressed as Elvis... he told the TV his name, and it was some odd variation of your name...

Even Ms. Llama screamed at the TV "You Cheap Ass Stevie Ray Wannabe, where's YOUR scooby van?" (her exact words and she, as you remember, is a huge Colts fan)

heh...the power of Elvis compells them.

[grandllama]

heh...the power of Elvis compells them.

hehe

Anyways, she says hi... we were planning on seeing you at the game on the 21st but this contract I'm on is sending me to France for two weeks and I won't make that one... we'll try to hit something later in the season... don't tell Phil or Brian but you were her favorite and she misses you most of all Scarecrow.

[kcxiv]

i stick with, everyone is wierd in thier own way. NO one is normal. Normal doesnt exist.

[BucEyedPea]

Don't get me wrong the world is a greater place because of females but I just don't know if I have ever met one I would consider emotionally or logically Normal

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[grandllama]

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see what I mean, they can't even type correctly!

[Megbert]

NO.

[ChiefFan31]

No, but please let me know when you find one...

I consider myself lucky in that the one that I found with the fewest issues was also willing to put up with my crap and marry me.

I agree with you. All women have some sort of pyscho tendency. Some are better masked than others, or the type of tendency they have just wont come up all that often.

The one for me, will have at least a tolerable one...and she would get points for putting up with all my shit. As far as bitching and being moody etc. It just the way it goes :)

[Halfcan]

ROFL some of those real doll pics are hilarious.

Don't forget the repair kit. ROFL

[luv]

Don't get me wrong the world is a greater place because of females but I just don't know if I have ever met one I would consider emotionally or logically Normal.
Most of us are not logically normal due to the fact that we run off of emotion. It's a very hard balance to find.

[Halfcan]

With my luck I would get the Real Doll, that is on her period-that is only programed to say-I have a Headache.

[CHIEF4EVER]

Women are no more goofy or crazy than men are. One simply has to take the time to understand their thought processes.....whatever they are.

[luv]

Women are no more goofy or crazy than men are. One simply has to take the time to understand their thought processes.....whatever they are.
Good luck with that.

[CHIEF4EVER]

Good luck with that.

ROFL

[boogblaster]

notice me...im too tired...did you hear me...guess i'll have to fix it myself...we need more money...im going shopping you mow the yard...my mother is not a bitch...im not a bitch...my best friend is not a bitch either...you're mom is a bitch...you dont luv me...i dont do cooking...i need a new car...what are you going to do for me today...gentlemen thats the normal female.......

[Donger]

Don't get me wrong the world is a greater place because of females but I just don't know if I have ever met one I would consider emotionally or logically Normal.

You mean like most men? Yes, I have.

[Fire Me Boy!]

What could possibly be creepy about this:

http://www.realdoll.com/imagedll64/rui/Rui4.JPG
For the REALLY adventurous, go for the threesome!

http://www.realdoll.com/imagedll64/angela/Angela5.JPG

[Bwana]

Yes

[Bowser]

For the REALLY adventurous, go for the threesome!

http://www.realdoll.com/imagedll64/angela/Angela5.JPG

Good to see they make models for the pedophiles.

[dtebbe]

Believe it or not, my wife is about as close as it gets. Unusually un-emotional and somewhat logical for a female. I guess that's why we've been married for almost 18 years....

The fact that she's hot doesn't hurt either....

DT

[Coach]

I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that every woman I meet is going to have something about her that makes me think, WTF? It's just a matter of how much of it I'm tolerate.

Yep.

[58-4ever]

Believe it or not, my wife is about as close as it gets. Unusually un-emotional and somewhat logical for a female. I guess that's why we've been married for almost 18 years....

The fact that she's hot doesn't hurt either....

DT


This thread is worthless without pictures.

[Chief Pote]

All you f*ckers are in trouble and I'm tellin.

[Adept Havelock]

No. Of course, I've never met anyone I would consider Normal.

Everyone's a freaking maniac. You just have to dig deep enough into their psyche.

[Bowser]

No. Of course, I've never met anyone I would consider Normal.

Everyone's a freaking maniac. You just have to dig deep enough into their psyche.

Thanks, Freud.

And no, I won't tell you about my mother. :)