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Simplex3
09-21-2006, 05:55 PM
When I'm jogging/walking/rowing my right side sweats appreciably more than the left. WTF is that about? Is it possible for one side of your body to be more dehydrated than the other? I drink more than the recommended amount of water each day, even.
When I'm jogging/walking/rowing my right side sweats appreciably more than the left. WTF is that about? Is it possible for one side of your body to be more dehydrated than the other? I drink more than the recommended amount of water each day, even.
oversized glands..sweat glands on one side
This is a very interesting problem, Mr. Simplex3. A fascinating and unusual case, to be sure. An accurate diagnosis will require additional information, though.
Is your eyesight the same in both eyes? Are your legs the same length? Are your feet the same size? Is one of your testicles larger than the other?
FAX
Bwana
09-21-2006, 06:15 PM
This is a very interesting problem, Mr. Simplex3. A fascinating and unusual case, to be sure. An accurate diagnosis will require additional information, though.
Is your eyesight the same in both eyes? Are your legs the same length? Are your feet the same size? Is one of your testicles larger than the other?
FAX
ROFL
Great to see you back FAX.
Simplex3
09-21-2006, 06:18 PM
This is a very interesting problem, Mr. Simplex3. A fascinating and unusual case, to be sure. An accurate diagnosis will require additional information, though.
Is your eyesight the same in both eyes? Are your legs the same length? Are your feet the same size? Is one of your testicles larger than the other?
FAX
Yes, yes, yes, and no, Dr. Fax. Everything I have two of function the same and are the same size.
It's bewildering.
Stay off the crack
http://i1.tinypic.com/sdp8a0.jpg
Yes, yes, yes, and no, Dr. Fax. Everything I have two of function the same and are the same size.
It's bewildering.
Most perplexing, Mr. Simplex3.
Do you, by any chance, live on a hill?
FAX
Simplex3
09-21-2006, 06:31 PM
Most perplexing, Mr. Simplex3.
Do you, by any chance, live on a hill?
FAX
Uhm, no.
Simplex3
09-21-2006, 06:32 PM
Stay off the crack
http://i1.tinypic.com/sdp8a0.jpg
What about the meth?
chiefsfaninNC
09-21-2006, 06:45 PM
Switch hands.
Simplex3
09-21-2006, 06:46 PM
Switch hands.
This post is why I specified the particular exercises in the opener.
ROFL
Skip Towne
09-21-2006, 06:50 PM
It sounds like all the fluids in your body have migrated to one side. Sleep on your other side tonight and they will flow back where they belong.
Simplex3
09-21-2006, 06:52 PM
It sounds like all the fluids in your body have migrated to one side. Sleep on your other side tonight and they will flow back where they belong.
Actually, I sleep on my left side, so unless gravity reverses at night I don't think this is it.
58-4ever
09-21-2006, 06:53 PM
One medium-sized bowl of antifreeze.
Simplex3
09-21-2006, 06:54 PM
One medium-sized bowl of antifreeze.
I don't have a cat and/or woman problem.
KC Jones
09-21-2006, 08:44 PM
It's nature's way of maintaining an equilibrium in your body. Since you drool more out of the other side, your body is just trying to maintain a hydration balance by sweating more on the other side.
JBucc
09-21-2006, 09:09 PM
freak
blueballs
09-21-2006, 09:09 PM
get rightguard
yu moron
Adept Havelock
09-21-2006, 09:14 PM
You could try leaning to the other side, maybe?
listopencil
09-21-2006, 10:34 PM
Actually, I sleep on my left side, so unless gravity reverses at night I don't think this is it.
It's osmosis. Your right side is getting polluted some how. You probably have some toxic materials on the passenger seat of your car. Check it out tomorrow.
Do you resemble this....?
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5482/singlemantm7.jpg
Halfcan
09-21-2006, 10:53 PM
?? Strange problem-I would go to the doctor.
StcChief
09-22-2006, 06:16 AM
Your gonna Die.....better get to a doctor.
J/K
NJ Chief Fan
09-22-2006, 07:17 AM
do you put deodorent on under one pit?
Bob Dole
09-22-2006, 08:52 AM
Are you a former test pilot currently employed by OSI and reporting to Oscar Goldman?
eChief
09-22-2006, 09:06 AM
My suggestion would be to find a doctor and find one quickly.
plbrdude
09-22-2006, 11:36 AM
do you happen to live near a nuclear power plant?
morphius
09-22-2006, 11:45 AM
Is that maybe a symptom of progressing to simplex 4?
Baby Lee
09-22-2006, 11:52 AM
Your chimera twin is WAAAY out of shape.
Amnorix
09-22-2006, 12:01 PM
Halfway through your routine, turn around and jog/walk/row backwards.
Fire Me Boy!
09-22-2006, 12:20 PM
It's a sure sign of herpes, simplex, eh...
Bowser
09-22-2006, 12:24 PM
Just coat the side of your body that doesn't sweat in Crisco. That should solve it.
greg63
09-22-2006, 12:24 PM
Try drinking through a straw on the other side of your mouth. :D
j/k
That is really weird.
Baby Lee
09-22-2006, 12:30 PM
It's so simple[x]. S3 forgot to mention that he exercises on the moon, and his right side is towards the sun.
fan4ever
09-22-2006, 01:16 PM
The opposing sides of your body are having a contest of some sort and one side is winning.
runnercyclist
09-22-2006, 08:22 PM
Duwat?
chiefscraze
09-22-2006, 09:01 PM
There is a really simple answer for this one....you are a freak of nature. That is all, really.
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