what is the most satisfying fart

[blueballs]

the silent and deadly
with the honey trapped under the covers
the escape while peeing
right after a romp in the hay
loud rip in a quiet room
or there any bad ones other that wet

[blueballs]

hoot owls make a good stew?

a hoot owl stew fart would
be bery satisfying

[007]

What? No poll?

[2112]

what about the one where you have to lift one of your ass cheek's off of the chair as a pressure relief valve??

[NJ Chief Fan]

SHARTS BABY

[runnercyclist]

When able to get one of your kids to pull your finger

[2112]

SHARTS BABY
Oh yeah..they suck.. :(

[JBucc]

The rapid fire trumpet farts are my personal favorite

[wildcat09]

i like the unexpected loudness that reverbs off an office chair. nothing makes me laugh harder

[stumppy]

After the age of 40 it's any one of them that doesn't leak.

[PRIEST]

After the age of 40 it's any one of them that doesn't leak.

Nasty
:Lin:


Loud rip in a quiet room ,thank you very much :)

[REDHOTGTO]

not like the one i let this morning going to work,
it had a surprise poop pellet in it!!! :banghead:
i shart my shorts

[stumppy]

Nasty
:Lin:


Loud rip in a quiet room ,thank you very much :)



You must be under the age of 40.:D

[PRIEST]

You must be under the age of 40.:D



ROFL Not much ,but yeah!!

[Bugeater]

Two words: HANG TIME

[Ceej]

I always enjoy farting on a wooden floor or while taking a bath.

[Phobia]

The last one.

[DJJasonp]

The best has to be the fart(s) you were holding in for 3 hours while on a date with a girl who you've only been out with a few times. The sweet relief after dropping her off is heavenly....

[Adept Havelock]

Easy. The one you can blame on that annoying little bastard at the office. During a C-Level meeting.

[JBucc]

Being able to throw farts like you throw your voice would be awesome.

[boogblaster]

Accidently walking into a red-hat meeting cutting a nice juicy,after-the-beer-and-beanfeed supper..watching them ole stuffed bitches scowl is pure pleasure.....

[StcChief]

Non-leakers

[CosmicPal]

Dude, you need help. Not a one-on-one session from your school's counselor, but a team of dedicated scientists from the world's leading medical institutions working around the clock, monitoring your every action.

[2112]

Dude, you need help. Not a one-on-one session from your school's counselor, but a team of dedicated scientists from the world's leading medical institutions working around the clock, monitoring your every action.
hee hee hee :thumb:

I think we need a blueballs emoticon :hmmm:

[Stryker]

LLLOOOOONNNGGG LOUD and PROUD with varying pitches! The kind that when you think its over - its NOT because it has just begun. A fart is meant to be heard!

[teedubya]

I farted while reading this thread.

[plbrdude]

i like the 17 footers




that means you can walk bout 17' while it's goin on

[blueballs]

farting in T O's hyperbaric chamber prior to his use
would be most satisfactory

[dred]

The fart that seems to grow with intensity as you walk across the room is one of my alltime fav's...

I like to refer to those as the wall of death when they are really juicy.

[CupidStunt]

No love for the helium-esque squeeker?

[SLAG]

I just noticed the Loud Fard in a quiet room

Id say that one+

[Over-Head]

The wife let one rip last week that woke me up.
Not that it was loud, but it brought me too with bile in my mouth.

I swear the first thought that hit my mind when I actually came too was "oh f**k I’m gonna puke"

Pregnancy farts are even WORSE than period farts.:cuss:

[Hoover]

I'm a silent and deadly type of guy. I like to blame it on other people.

[2112]

what about farting under the blanket and sticking your head down in there??

I for one am guilty of doing that on occasion :shake:

[Gonzo]

The fart that's so nasty that they actually make other people dry-heave and make you pants fit better.

[Easy 6]

Mr. Parcells i DO admire your honesty :)