Red N Feisty....

[Jenny Gump]

There is hope for us yet. skin (http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?chanID=sa001&articleID=000724CD-80B6-1511-804083414B7F00FF)

[Jenny Gump]

I endured years of teasing about my pale skin. That's why I learned to give head so good.

[Jenny Gump]

Its men like you that give redheads everywhere hope.

[Bob Dole]

A tan on a redhead would kind of defeat the visual effect of the freckles, wouldn't it?

[Iowanian]

I don't think she's here anymore....but if she is, Clint is going to kill a puppy because of your sex-ule overtones and attempted seduction of his wife.

[Spott]

Who gives a enough of a shit about a tan to go and buy that rub on crap?

[Hammock Parties]

I prefer pale girls. I like snow-white skin.

[Skip Towne]

I prefer pale girls. I like snow-white skin.
It really doesn't make any difference what you like, now does it?

[Hammock Parties]

It really doesn't make any difference what you like, now does it?

Sure it does. You think I want to waste my time downloading black porn? Or even Asian?

[Bob Dole]

Who gives a enough of a shit about a tan to go and by that rub on crap?

About 10 million U.S. women.

Bob Dole can't figure out how anyone can lay in a tanning bed or stand in a booth for 10-30 minutes just to get a tan.

Get out and work in Bob Dole's yard, bitch. You'll get your damned tan.

[tommykat]

There is hope for us yet. skin (http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?chanID=sa001&articleID=000724CD-80B6-1511-804083414B7F00FF)

Have you ever gone to a place and tried that stuff that they spray on you? I've seen it, it looks so good.....:thumb:

[Bob Dole]

Have you ever gone to a place and tried that stuff that they spray on you? I've seen it, it looks so good.....:thumb:

Are you talking about the stuff where they paint a dog on your torso and your nipples are the eyeballs?

You're right. Very good.

[tommykat]

About 10 million U.S. women.

Bob Dole can't figure out how anyone can lay in a tanning bed or stand in a booth for 10-30 minutes just to get a tan.

Get out and work in Bob Dole's yard, bitch. You'll get your damned tan.
:hmmm: naaaaaa, got my own yard to work in, besides yours is a dump and would take to many "WOMAN" hours. :D

[tommykat]

Are you talking about the stuff where they paint a dog on your torso and your nipples are the eyeballs?

You're right. Very good.

DICK HEAD....you always think like that....;)

[Bob Dole]

DICK HEAD....you always think like that....;)

You're right. Bob Dole is way out there with his philosophy that everything in life, reduced to its most fundamental issue, boils down to the boobies.

[tommykat]

You're right. Bob Dole is way out there with his philosophy that everything in life, reduced to its most fundamental issue, boils down to the boobies.

LMAO Now you sound like "Howie" from Big Brother.......all about "boobies".

[Rain Man]

Have you ever gone to a place and tried that stuff that they spray on you? I've seen it, it looks so good.....:thumb:

You mean pepper spray? At a bar? Yeah, I've done that, but it didn't feel very good.

[Bob Dole]

LMAO Now you sound like "Howie" from Big Brother.......all about "boobies".

Bob Dole doesn't know who the hell "Howie" is, but if he's on network television spouting off stuff like that, Bob Dole is due some mother****ing royalties.

[Rain Man]

I prefer pale girls. I like snow-white skin.

Be careful. Statements like that got Hitler into a whole lot of trouble.

[PinkFloyd]

There's nothing wrong with white girls.

Particularly if they give good head.


Girls with the hair the color red ----- in my opionion ----- are the BEST IN BED !!!

[Marcellus]

Have you ever gone to a place and tried that stuff that they spray on you? I've seen it, it looks so good.....:thumb:

One problem.My girlfriend tried that and lets just say it doesn't get into the cracks very well. You get behind someone naked like that and well......it didn't look right. There are certain places you don't want a tan line.

[Hammock Parties]

Be careful. Statements like that got Hitler into a whole lot of trouble.

Hitler was misunderstood. He was just trying to make the world a better-looking place. Those Jewish girls just wouldn't bleach their hair. Unfortunately, Adolf had a real temper.

[Rain Man]

Hitler was misunderstood. He was just trying to make the world a better-looking place. Those Jewish girls just wouldn't bleach their hair. Unfortunately, Adolf had a real temper.

I heard that he only invaded Russia because he wanted to impress pale Russian chicks.

[Iowanian]

I don't know much, but I'm confident that heaven will have at least one room, wall papered with Freckled C Cups.

[Over-Head]

That's why I learned to give head so good.
That right there is signature material folks. :thumb: :thumb:LMAOLMAO

[Jenny Gump]

I don't think she's here anymore....but if she is, Clint is going to kill a puppy because of your sex-ule overtones and attempted seduction of his wife.


What do you mean "attempted"?

[Rain Man]

My greatest regret in life is that I never scored with a redhead.

Actually, upon further reflection, that's my second-greatest regret. My greatest regret is that I didn't score with every redhead.

[Jenny Gump]

Get out and work in Bob Dole's yard, bitch. You'll get your damned tan.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA...I almost had beer come out my nose.

[Donger]

I don't like redheads. Never have. The whole 'pale pink, almost white nipples' always gave me the heebee-geebees.

[Nzoner]

My greatest regret in life is that I never scored with a redhead.

Actually, upon further reflection, that's my second-greatest regret. My greatest regret is that I didn't score with every redhead.

Before I finished reading that I would've sworn you were going to say 2 at the same time.

[Over-Head]

My greatest regret in life is that I never scored with a redhead.

Actually, upon further reflection, that's my second-greatest regret. My greatest regret is that I didn't score with every redhead.

Only ever nailed one hot one.
(The red headded french jw bitch I got married too first time around)don't count.
But the one I fooled around with was out of this world :evil:
I was 21 she was 39, and boy did she teach me about life :D

[Rain Man]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA...I almost had beer come out my nose.

Were you actually drinking beer, or have you made an evolutionary leap in female attractiveness?

[Jenny Gump]

I don't like redheads. Never have. The whole 'pale pink, almost white nipples' always gave me the heebee-geebees.
poor you (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=400779&in_page_id=1770)

[Donger]

poor you (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=400779&in_page_id=1770)

Meh. I've always been a quality over quantity type.

[Rain Man]

Meh. I've always been a quality over quantity type.

Light-nippled red-haired women can be high-quality. At least, I assume so.

[JBucc]

I don't like redheads. Never have. The whole 'pale pink, almost white nipples' always gave me the heebee-geebees.Do nipples tan? I assume they would. Someone who has nipples tell me.

[Donger]

Light-nippled red-haired women can be high-quality. At least, I assume so.

Not the ones that are banging every other d*ck in the neighborhood, no.

[Donger]

Do nipples tan? I assume they would. Someone who has nipples tell me.

Yes, they do. Hence my love for Italian women.

[dirk digler]

I love red heads but I have never been able to bang one.

[teedubya]

my first was with a hot red head. I was not very good at that early age. I didnt get a second go-round.

[BucEyedPea]

Yes, they do. Hence my love for Italian women.

Didn't you see Loki's warning about Italian women?
:eek: :grr:

[Donger]

Didn't you see Loki's warning about Italian women?
:eek: :grr:

No.

[JBucc]

Didn't you see Loki's warning about Italian women?
:eek: :grr:Aren't you Italian? Do you have tanned nipples?

[dirk digler]

I love all women, in all shapes and sizes and color

[Rain Man]

I love all women, in all shapes and sizes and color

I foresee a lot of posts with pictures of morbidly obese women in thongs in this thread's immediate future.

[BucEyedPea]

Aren't you Italian? Do you have tanned nipples?
Aha! That'sa why'a Loki's post did'a NOT'a escape'a me!
I'a come'a from'a VIOLENT family.
I didn't wanta dirty his'a thread'a...but I was'a gonna ask'a him to hook up with me when'a his ordeal was'a ovah so he could'a meet'a my'a Sicilian'a family!

I won'ta answer about the tanned nipplas though...unless you'a wanna meet'a my brud'a Joey. :evil:

Ya' gotta be willing to come'a to'a da' dark'a side.

[OldTownChief]

If Red was around she would have responded to the Wichita CP Sunday game get together by now, closly followed by Clint.

[Stinger]

Ya' gotta be willing to come'a to'a da' dark'a side.

We have to go to Oakland?

[dirk digler]

I foresee a lot of posts with pictures of morbidly obese women in thongs in this thread's immediate future.

All you need is some flour

[Skip Towne]

I saw a poll once thaqt said 90% of red headed women are butt ugly. 5% are good looking and the other 5% are absolutely stunning. I'd rather be dead than red on the head.

[Jenny Gump]

I saw a poll once thaqt said 90% of red headed women are butt ugly. 5% are good looking and the other 5% are absolutely stunning. I'd rather be dead than red on the head.

Well, the good news is that you're almost dead.

[Donger]

Well, the good news is that you're almost dead.

You're a bad girl. Whitish nipples or no.

[Hammock Parties]

Let's hope Carrie Underwood never dyes her hair red. I might spontaneously combust.

[C-Mac]

I foresee a lot of posts with pictures of morbidly obese women in thongs in this thread's immediate future.

:eek: Wow...how long you been practicing your psychic futurisms?

[milkman]

Let's hope Carrie Underwood never dyes her hair red. I might spontaneously combust.

You mean you might have a wet daydream?

[BucEyedPea]

:eek: Wow...how long you been practicing your psychic futurisms?
Well done on the photo with John Lynch in it. :thumb:

[Fish]

Good lord..... looks like 50lbs of chewed bubble gum...

[C-Mac]

Good lord..... looks like 50lbs of chewed bubble gum...

ROFL.....more like 250lbs of chewed gum.....ROFL

[listopencil]

I love all women, in all shapes and sizes and color



Yep.

[big nasty kcnut]

Redheads are a weakness of mine so red and jenny enjoy tanning safe.

[ChiefFan31]

Good lord..... looks like 50lbs of chewed bubble gum...

LMAO LMAO









Redheads, I do like em but not my fav. It depends. There was this readhead when I was living in KC, hot damn she was fine. As my buddy put it, she is the kind of redhead that makes you like redheads :)

[MVChiefFan]

I don't mind auburn colored hair on a TAN girl. Maybe I've just not seen the right red heads but transparent skin with an assload of freckles just doesn't do it for me. I know it's just a matter of opinion but I LOVE dark skin on a female, I think ALL women look better with a tan.

[ck_IN]

<i>I think ALL women look better with a tan.</i>

That's interesting. I'm just the opposite. My favourite type is dark brunette hair and pale skin. Add blue eyes and petite body to the mix and I'm a gonner.

My wife of 12years has brown eyes but all of the other attributes.