OK, I'm going to be at the 9ers...need some advice

[InChiefsHeaven]

First of all, where is the tailgate for Chiefs Planet? I'd like to meet you guys and tailgate with some real fans.

Second, how hard do they search you when you enter. I was wanting to bring a flask in, but it's a nice flask and I don't want it taken away. Should I just get some cheap one or just forget it?

Since I live in Omaha, I'm glad I'm going to the game because they aren't going to show it up here. Hope to see some of you down there!!

[Phobia]

You should get a cheap one - considering you can find one for a couple bucks....

[InChiefsHeaven]

Cool. Also, is there a place to smoke at Arrowhead, or do I just have to jones until the game is over...

[DaFace]

You can smoke as long as you're in not in the seating area, as far as I know.

[tyton75]

yeah, you have to go out to the concourse to smoke

[Nzoner]

You should get a cheap one - considering you can find one for a couple bucks....

I know where he can one that looks like a cell phone for about 6 bucks.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Good to know. Back to the flask...anybody have any suggestions on getting it in? I mean, do I need to be super covert about it or what...

It's been a long time since I've been to a game, and the last time I don't remember them really searching much, but since 9-11 I figured they might have stepped it up a bit...

[Iowanian]

In your ass.

Don't pass that flask my way.

[Chiefnj]

It's San Fran. The security guard who looks like a Clay Aiken impersonator is going to frisk you multiple times. When he grabs your flask, tell him you are just happy to see him. He'll give you his number and you'll be given VIP treatment.

[Mr. Kotter]

In your ass.

Don't pass that flask my way.

I think you are confusing him with DC. ;)

[teedubya]

GO to B5 for the Tailgate, ask for Bob/ Dartgod... and eat all their food. They like that.

[FAX]

I don't know, Mr. Iowanian.

I'm not sure if telling a man to hide a flask in his a$$ is actually considered "advice".

FAX

[Predarat]

Look for a hot gal in a red bikini by a light pole. Thats where all the action is!! She will even give you head if you give her one of those thunderstick noisemaker things, and will go all the way for two of them!

[Wile_E_Coyote]

if you can speak normally on Monday your "real fan" card will be revoked

[InChiefsHeaven]

*sigh* I KNEW you guys would go there. That's why I love this place.

Don't worry Iowanian, I won't take advice from an Iowegian personally. Seriously. Well drink on it...at the game...from my flask...

[leothedog69]

Just make sure you don't forget to wear your bright red, number 11 SMITH Niner jersey. A Niner hat would go nicely too.

[KC-TBB]

Yeah and tell all the niner fans you see that someone is waiting for them at the Liberty Memorial.

[Coogs]

...with some real fans.

There you go drinking the Carl Peterson Kool-Aid. ;)

[leothedog69]

Yeah and tell all the niner fans you see that someone is waiting for them at the Liberty Memorial.

*I just know I'm gunna regret this*

ok, I googled "Liberty Memorial", so I now know what it is. Just who would be waiting there?

[InChiefsHeaven]

There you go drinking the Carl Peterson Kool-Aid. ;)

mmmm, tasty! :)

[InChiefsHeaven]

*I just know I'm gunna regret this*

ok, I googled "Liberty Memorial", so I now know what it is. Just who would be waiting there?

Yeah, I don't get it either...glad YOU asked. :D