Need help with a business name!

[AustinChief]

Ok, my friend is opening up a business making specialty and wedding cakes.

BUT she can't pick a name...

Here are some samples of her work...

[FAX]

I always thought that "Free Pu$$y, Inc." would make a very good business name, Mr. AustinChief.

FAX

[KcMizzou]

Cakeplanet... of course.

[Donger]

"Let Them Eat Cake!"

[FAX]

Patty's Cakes.

FAX

[FAX]

Got Cake?

FAX

[SBK]

Shut your cake hole, Inc.

[Donger]

Jake the Fake's Cakes

[dirk digler]

I like pie better

[AustinChief]

http://www.confectioneryconstructs.com/images/CIMG0286-small.jpg

http://www.confectioneryconstructs.com/images/crown.jpg

http://www.confectioneryconstructs.com/images/IMGP0846.JPG

http://www.confectioneryconstructs.com/images/54345315809_0_BG.jpg

[KcMizzou]

Holy crap! Those are the coolest cakes ever. Surreal, even.

[FAX]

EatAnElephant.com

FAX

[Donger]

"I Can't Believe It's A F*cking Cake!"

[Dartgod]

I always thought Hostess or Little Debbie would be a great name for a bakery.

[4th and Long]

"I Can't Believe It's A F*cking Cake!"
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

[Rooster]

"Cake, we aren't just dessert anymore."

By the way. The pics of the cakes are amazing. I have never seen anything like that. Kudos to your friend.

[FAX]

Is It Live Or Is It Cake?

FAX

[Rain Man]

"The Bridal Sweet".

or maybe

"Cakes for Brides and Other Highly Stressed People"

or maybe

"Taykstha Cakes"

or maybe

"Emergency Cakeieotomy"

[Duck Dog]

Those are very cool.

How about

edible creations?

cake sculptures?

cake creations?

edible sculptures?

[Rooster]

"The yellow rose custom bakery"

[Easy 6]

Was gonna try to think of something real slick but Dongers 1st took the......you guessed it ...cake. ( runs and hides behind couch)

[teedubya]

CREATIVECAKESINC.COM is available!

[Skip Towne]

Just Desserts

[kcfan88]

None of the above. I just purchased all of these domain names!....They are for sale however...

[KCFalcon59]

Flour Power

[Donger]

Flour Power

Heh. That's a good one!

[Adept Havelock]

Damn it, Cake! :cuss:

[teedubya]

As a web developer and designer for over ten years...

I would say that each of these names arent very good. Cakeism.com is okay... artistcakes is okay... the others are very long and unmemorable.

You need something that is memorable.

CAKE-SCULPTURES.COM is available!

[tk13]

Amazing Cakes

[KCFalcon59]

A cake for all reasons

[Easy 6]

Just Desserts has a bit of a ring to it as well.

[Rain Man]

How about "Cakegasm"?

[JBucc]

thenakedbaker.com

[Donger]

"I'm Not Eating That!"

[Hootie]

How about "Cakegasm"?
wow, I was just thinking that, literally, two seconds before I read this post. Amazing.

[FAX]

There's Always Room For Cake That's Looks Like A Dead Pig.

FAX

[Rain Man]

"D'oh!"

[Rain Man]

wow, I was just thinking that, literally, two seconds before I read this post. Amazing.

Maybe we have one of those psychic bonds. Are you currently thinking of a naked young blonde woman on her hands and knees?

[Rain Man]

How about "The Battered Woman"?

[JBucc]

"D'oh!"LMAO

Wait aren't cakes made from batter?

[teedubya]

CAKEGASM.COM is available!

[Rain Man]

LMAO

Wait aren't cakes made from batter?


Wow. Are you currently thinking of a naked young blonde woman on her hands and knees?

[JBucc]

Wow. Are you currently thinking of a naked young blonde woman on her hands and knees?Well I am now

[Braincase]

Consumations

[FAX]

CakeShack

You've Got Questions, We've Got A Cake That Looks Like An Elephant's Head.

FAX

[blueballs]

the cake gallery

[Hydrae]

Edible art

[Rain Man]

Well I am now

That's uncanny.

[Baby Lee]

The Slice of your Life.

[JBucc]

Icingonthecake.com

[FAX]

Cake Depot

You Can Eat It. We Will Watch.

FAX

[AustinChief]

any more suggestions, comments? I think the girls are going with Cakeism... which I hate, simply because it is too nonsensical for me...

I have been lobbying hard for "The Batterred Women"... but to no avail....

btw.. here is the FINAL elephant head...

[ChiTown]

Buy Cake or Die.

Whadoyathink?

[Wile_E_Coyote]

CAKE

[AustinChief]

Buy Cake or Die.

Whadoyathink?

My first suggestion was similar...

"Buy our cakes or we'll kick you in the groin"

Has a ring to it...

[el borracho]

"Cakeism" is no good because no one will remember if it is spelled with or without an "e." Also, it isn't that clever and really makes no sense. Seriously, if they are going to choose something that isn't clever they should at least choose something that makes sense and is easy to spell.

A bit simple but "Custom Cakes" would probably at least tell people what kind of company it is and everyone could spell it.

[StcChief]

Scupltured Cakes has a nice simple sound.

should attract alot of different customers.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

http://67.18.68.69/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=61793&stc=1

there is a tasteless Geathers or Chad Johnson joke there

[AustinChief]

"Cakeism" is no good because no one will remember if it is spelled with or without an "e." Also, it isn't that clever and really makes no sense. Seriously, if they are going to choose something that isn't clever they should at least choose something that makes sense and is easy to spell.

A bit simple but "Custom Cakes" would probably at least tell people what kind of company it is and everyone could spell it.
The only problem is that it also need to be an available webpage... The best I have heard is Edible Art... but that domain is long gone...

The ones in the POLL are all domains they own already

[Demonpenz]

update the server then eat some cake ink.

[KC-TBB]

:homer: Mmmmmm Cakes!

[plbrdude]

MoCakes&Stuff ----- course ifn your located in a different state....that name may need editing

[JBucc]

fruitycakes.com

[el borracho]

The only problem is that it also need to be an available webpage... The best I have heard is Edible Art... but that domain is long gone...

The ones in the POLL are all domains they own already
Easy fix: Insert her name at the front of the title, as in "Betty's Custom Cakes" or at the end of the title, as in "Custom Cakes by Betty." Problem solved, no?

Might also look for some synonym to the word custom such as "personalized" or "individualized" or something.

[stumppy]

How about Boocakey?

[Iowanian]

dediCAKEtion

[JBucc]

fingermycake.com

[FAX]

CakeKing?

Have Your Pig Lying On A Table Cake Your Way.

FAX

[stumppy]

EatMyCake.com

EatMoreCake.com

[ferrarispider95]

Everyone gets laid

[stumppy]

Cakeplanet... of course.

Considering the variety of cakes I like this one best.

[ChiTown]

Fuk Off and Have Some Cake Already

Anyone for ChiefsCake?

The All New Atkins Cake!

[ChiTown]

fingermycake.com

That should be:

fingermycakehole.com

[fan4ever]

Perhaps something less cute and more descriptive like "Kathy's CakeSculptures" or "Incredible Cake Creations" . . . really cool stuff; they should do well.

[Hydrae]

The only problem is that it also need to be an available webpage... The best I have heard is Edible Art... but that domain is long gone...

The ones in the POLL are all domains they own already


He liked my idea! PBJ PBJ PBJ

But it won't work. :sulk:

[teedubya]

TastyCakeHole.com is available!

[4th and Long]

classycustomcakes.com is available

[stevieray]

Cakewalk

[milkman]

Cake Me Now!

[Toad]

"Make'n Cake" or "Bake'n Cake" or "Shake'n Cake"

"Great Cakes"

Business idea- I saw in "Shock" magazine a baker was making bread in the shape of heads by mold. It was pretty dang cool. They looke realistic. I wish I had some pics. It's a great way for someone in that biz to diversify.

[Boise_Chief]

Two Bitches Edible Art
I'm pretty sure the web address is available.