When the routine bites hard

[Donger]

And ambitions are low
And the resentment rides high
But emotions wont grow
And were changing our ways,
Taking different roads
Then love, love will tear us apart again

[blueballs]

it's all pink on th e inside

[Bugeater]

I take it your wife hasn't come back yet.

[FAX]

When the kiwi is too fuzzy
And the hair tickles your nose
And the sneeze blows one of your eyes
Completely out of its socket
The ride in the ambulance seems long.

FAX

[2112]

When the kiwi is too fuzzy
And the hair tickles your nose
And the sneeze blows one of your eyes
Completely out of its socket
The ride in the ambulance seems long.

FAX
Mr FAX,

you are the king of all limrick o:-)

[bogie]

The road is long, with many a winding turn.

[FAX]

The white chickens
By the red wheelbarrow
Seem so lonely
So I will kill two of them
Who knows how to make dumplings?

FAX

[Baby Lee]

Mr FAX,

you are the king of all limrick o:-)
There once was a man from 33.675° N 106.475° . . .

[Fat Elvis]

Just don't go Ian Curtis on us.....

[Easy 6]

Baby come back...any kind of fool could see that i was wrong. Dont take it as a slam Donger, i have been there - Hang Tough!

[Chiefnj]

I know of this girl who like grape gatorade, you might want to give her a call.

[FAX]

Speak to us, Mr. Donger.

FAX

[Donger]

Speak to us, Mr. Donger.

FAX

What would you like me to say?

[FAX]

What would you like me to say?

Interesting question, Mr. Donger. Very interesting.

It's sort of a conundrum wrapped in a paradox stuffed like an oversized schlong into a wee contradiction.

If I knew what you should say, I could go ahead and say it myself. But, if I said it myself, how do I know you would have said the same thing sans prompting? Yet, if I don't say what you want me to say what you should say, my silence might be interpreted as my request and, therefore, you might think that I was requesting that you say nothing at all.

Let's do this ...

Why don't you say; "Like my mama done told me, boom lacka lacka."

FAX

[teedubya]

Its good to see that Mrs. Donger got wise.

[Donger]

Interesting question, Mr. Donger. Very interesting.

It's sort of a conundrum wrapped in a paradox stuffed like an oversized schlong into a wee contradiction.

If I knew what you should say, I could go ahead and say it myself. But, if I said it myself, how do I know you would have said the same thing sans prompting? Yet, if I don't say what you want me to say what you should say, my silence might be interpreted as my request and, therefore, you might think that I was requesting that you say nothing at all.

Let's do this ...

Why don't you say; "Like my mama done told me, boom lacka lacka."

FAX

Never before in the course of human history has so much been owed by so many to so few.

[Donger]

Its good to see that Mrs. Donger got wise.

Thanks for your support.

[teedubya]

Thanks for your support.

Oh man, Im sorry... Should I have posed it in a question?

Here. Let me try again.

So, did Mrs. Donger finally get wise?



how is that?

[Donger]

Oh man, Im sorry... Should I have posed it in a question?

Here. Let me try again.

So, did Mrs. Donger finally get wise?



how is that?

That's much better, thanks.

[chiefs4me]

I take it your wife hasn't come back yet.












don't fall for this BS, you can't believe a word he says.....:rolleyes:

[JBucc]

don't fall for this BS, you can't believe a word he says.....:rolleyes:So he left you?

[chiefs4me]

So he left you?







are you lost??

[JBucc]

are you lost??No, I'm right here waiting for the Sun to come up. That would however explain Donger's baked bean breath. So now you two should just reconcile and start loving each other again so this board can get back to normal.





And now you go::rolleyes:


Damn I am on fire today!

[chiefs4me]

No, I'm right here waiting for the Sun to come up. That would however explain Donger's baked bean breath. So now you two should just reconcile and start loving each other again so this board can get back to normal.





And now you go::rolleyes:


Damn I am on fire today!





again??? :rolleyes::D lol........the board is just fine without us playing nicey nice..

[Donger]

don't fall for this BS, you can't believe a word he says.....:rolleyes:

WTH? She came back yesterday, just like she always does.

[Dark Horse]

since you came into my life
it's the same old situation
empty days and lonely nights
filled with bitterness and frustration
walking lonely in the cold
trying to find the answer
spent my money on a crystal ball
and the charms of a gypsy dancer
trying to break the spell you hold on me
you're miss misery
that song you lay on me
set me free, set me free
please, please, please

[Easy 6]

Dammit Donger, ya' know "its" breakin' your heart!!! Call this woman.....NOW..... I know i could be wrong... , but i DOUBT it. I'm drunk and sentimental. To post something as hopelessly forlorn as this indicates = scott free is right. Dont let rotten, rotten pride STOP YOU.......call her ( but prolly in the morn').