***The OFFICIAL 49ers vs. Chiefs GAME THREAD!!!***

[Chiefs Pantalones]

And we will win.

[2112]

Good luck to the Chiefs tomorrow!!!!

Kick some ass!!!

From your neighborhood troll

Bill Parcells ;)

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Good luck to the Chiefs tomorrow!!!!

Kick some ass!!!

From your neighborhood troll

Bill Parcells ;)

Good luck with TO, tomorrow, Bill!!! I know you wanted him to die, but we aren't telling!!

[Halfcan]

And we will win.

We better win!!

[teedubya]

Um, Pastor Mike is not gonna be pleased about you starting the game thread early.

[Halfcan]

jinx

[Mecca]

We better win!!

You've done jinxed it again.

[Halfcan]

You guys are WAY too superstitious.

[Halfcan]

You've done jinxed it again.

KC 38 69ers 10

[FAX]

LMAO

No disrespect intended to veteran Planeteers with far more experience with this than I. But, by this time, hasn't every possible iteration of game thread timing been attempted? Has one actually proven more effective than another? As far as I can tell, you can post one of these bastards after the game and we'll still likely have problems defending the deep ball over the middle.

FAX

[Halfcan]

LMAO

No disrespect intended to veteran Planeteers with far more experience with this than I. But, by this time, hasn't every possible iteration of game thread timing been attempted? Has one actually proven more effective than another? As far as I can tell, you can post one of these bastards after the game and we'll still likely have problems defending the deep ball over the middle.

FAX

You are way off base-its ALL about the game thread.

[teedubya]

LMAO

No disrespect intended to veteran Planeteers with far more experience with this than I. But, by this time, hasn't every possible iteration of game thread timing been attempted? Has one actually proven more effective than another? As far as I can tell, you can post one of these bastards after the game and we'll still likely have problems defending the deep ball over the middle.

FAX

The only thing that has stood the test of time, is my starting Chiefs Football threads vs Animal-named teams, the week of the game, that was actually USED as the ****Official**** Game thread.

If Pastor Mike had allowed my ****OFFICIAL**** Thread to be used, we would have won last week.

Im gonna neg rep his ass, next time I see him.

[teedubya]

Thats right, Ill neg-rep a man of the Lord, as well as mangina Mods. I aint skurred.

[FAX]

The mix I've been working on is done for now. I'm off to purchase some frozen corn, whipping cream, and a defibrillator.

Take care, ladies and gentlemen. Go Chiefs!!!

FAX

[greg63]

And we will win.


...And win we shall! When is the question; I hope it's today! :thumb:

[TinyEvel]

You guys are rad. I think I took the cake for too early boners with my "88 (then 87 then 86..) days until football season daily threads.

Those lasted about three days.

That said. I am SO looking forward to this game. It's liek opening day for me. I dunno. Just because of the bye, we've had two weeks to speculate: is our D for real, can Huard carry the team, etc. I just hope we don't expect LJ to (literally) carry it for us. I mean, the guy leads our team in RECEIVING too.
We are 0-2, but that's against two AFC division leaders from '05. and we ALMOST beat Denver.
Whatever happens Sunday, that'll be the Kansas City Chiefs we can expect to see this season.

[greg63]

You guys are rad. I think I took the cake for too early boners with my "88 (then 87 then 86..) days until football season daily threads.

Those lasted about three days.

That said. I am SO looking forward to this game. It's liek opening day for me. I dunno. Just because of the bye, we've had two weeks to speculate: is our D for real, can Huard carry the team, etc. I just hope we don't expect LJ to (literally) carry it for us. I mean, the guy leads our team in RECEIVING too.
We are 0-2, but that's against two AFC division leaders from '05. and we ALMOST beat Denver.
Whatever happens Sunday, that'll be the Kansas City Chiefs we can expect to see this season.

I think we've already seen the Kansas City Chiefs we can expect to see all season.

[TinyEvel]

I think we've already seen the Kansas City Chiefs we can expect to see all season.

BOOOO Greg63!

I think the D played better in Denver than in the home opener. Though I would like to see our DBs play tighter against the WRs. I don't think SF is capable of the no-huddle explosion CIN unleashed on us in the second half, and their O isn't as good as Denver's regardless of what the numbers are.

I thin our ofense will benefit from the bye and the extra practice. Turley out? Okay, I'm worried about that. Gotta go. I suddenly have a craving for bacon.

[Bugeater]

BOOOO Greg63!
HOORAY BEER!

Lots and lots of beer. That will make everything better.

[greg63]

BOOOO Greg63!

I think the D played better in Denver than in the home opener. Though I would like to see our DBs play tighter against the WRs. I don't think SF is capable of the no-huddle explosion CIN unleashed on us in the second half, and their O isn't as good as Denver's regardless of what the numbers are.

I thin our ofense will benefit from the bye and the extra practice. Turley out? Okay, I'm worried about that. Gotta go. I suddenly have a craving for bacon.


Turley not playing is the good news.

The bad news is that Black is taking his place. :shake:

Thanks so much big willie!

[greg63]

HOORAY BEER!

Lots and lots of beer. That will make everything better.
LMAO

Nite Planet!

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Thats right, Ill neg-rep a man of the Lord, as well as mangina Mods. I aint skurred.
:LOL:

[2112]

Good luck with TO, tomorrow, Bill!!! I know you wanted him to die, but we aren't telling!!
:LOL: :LOL:

[NaptownChief]

For a thread to become the "OFFICIAL" game thread I assume you are given express written consent of the National Football League and the Kansas City Chiefs?

Always wondered how that "official" thread stuff worked.

[Skip Towne]

For a thread to become the "OFFICIAL" game thread I assume you are given express written consent of the National Football League and the Kansas City Chiefs?

Always wondered how that "official" thread stuff worked.
The NFL has deputized GoChiefs. You have to ask him for permission.

[Easy 6]

Good mornin' all, thought i would show up at the stadium early today, stretch out my hammy's and get taped up. Thank God we are gettin' this on today, its time to get rid of this particularly virulent and stubborn strain of Whinerus Fansius. I'm gonna go talk to Carl bout' my extension while i have a few minutes here.........GO CHIEFS :arrow:

[Kerberos]

The NFL has deputized GoChiefs. You have to ask him for permission.

Now that is a pretty ****ing scary thought right there.

GoChiefs with a gun and authority.

:shake:


.

[banyon]

The NFL has deputized GoChiefs. You have to ask him for permission.

Why'd you turn off your rep? :shrug:

[the Talking Can]

Good luck with TO, tomorrow, Bill!!! I know you wanted him to die, but we aren't telling!!

oh shit that is funny

[2112]

Why'd you turn off your rep? :shrug:
Every time he gets green..A mod hammers him with -5,000 neg rep points..he realizes it is futile now..so he gave up and turned it off

[the Talking Can]

I bet Tom Jackson would kill Micheal Irvin for $2.50....

[shakesthecat]

I bet Tom Jackson would kill Micheal Irvin for $2.50....

Who wouldn't

[Easy 6]

I bet Tom Jackson would kill Micheal Irvin for $2.50....
Yes he would Boom.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

Turley-back-out
Black to start

Bennett-hamstring-out

[banyon]

Every time he gets green..A mod hammers him with -5,000 neg rep points..he realizes it is futile now..so he gave up and turned it off

:LOL:

[hypersensitiveZO6]

Why'd you turn off your rep? :shrug:

PUSSY!

[Rain Man]

I'm very excited about today's game. Due to travel stuff, I only got to see about half of the game against the cheating, cheap-shot Bengals and only about three-quarters of the game against the cheating, cheap-shot Broncos.

[Hammock Parties]

The FOX guy said Herm wouldn't hesitate to put in Croyle.

[Rain Man]

I kind of wish we had last year's offensive starters back.

[Hammock Parties]

RED JERSEYS. THANK GOD.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

This is our destiny...

to where red jerseys.

[Fairplay]

Turley not playing.

[Bob Dole]

Good to see Pearson has his homer glasses on.

[NJ Chief Fan]

any word on red pants?

[Rain Man]

Heh-heh. They're showing the Carolina crowd in the background of the Fox pregame show, and there's some dude holding up a "Fire Millen" sign.

[JBucc]

Let's get it started ayayakhehe!

[milkman]

any word on red pants?

How about "Suckage"?

[RealSNR]

Holthus: You've got Jordan Black and Kevin Sampson at the tackles

Len: You've got problems :#

[JonesCrusher]

Let's hope the Niners aren't as good as their record and we are better than ours!!!

[the Talking Can]

please lord christ let us win at least this one game.....

[Bob Dole]

Weirdwolf sighting!

[Ugly Duck]

And we will win.Hey now.... I'm rooting for you as well. Don't want you guyz picking before us....

[Rausch]

The FOX guy said Herm wouldn't hesitate to put in Croyle.

Sweet...

[Simply Red]

Almost 90 degrees. WTF? Dammit Global-Warming!

[Bob Dole]

Bloody mary #2 is ready for kickoff!

[Rausch]

Hey now.... I'm rooting for you as well. Don't want you guyz picking before us....

We usually do once or twice a decade...

[Bob Dole]

Sweet...

How so? It would probably mean we're getting our ass kicked.

[Ugly Duck]

We usually do once or twice a decade...Not this time, suckah!

[Megbert]

Woot lets go chiefs

[RealSNR]

We receive

[NJ Chief Fan]

THIS SUCKS, i have frank gore, my opponent has LJ. im a chiefs fan, hes a niners fan

[royr17]

Lets go CHIEFS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[the Talking Can]

I'll be celebrating the TDs about a minute late...

don't mind me

[Simply Red]

lets bring the ruckus!

[RealSNR]

I'll be celebrating the TDs about a minute late...

don't mind meSame

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Couple of tentative runs to start off with.

[Bob Dole]

JEsus...please don't start with 3 and out.

[RealSNR]

Shit, time for a run

[Coach]

Nice dump-off pass.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Nice swing pass.

[Bob Dole]

Very nice play setup!

[RealSNR]

Larry!

[Megbert]

woot! Huard with a 27 yard pass!!

[Rausch]

Nice! More screens!

[Logical]

Sweet

[Simply Red]

JEsus...please don't start with 3 and out.


not likely...

[JBucc]

nice

[Bob Dole]

Looked sort of like a play from the old Kimble Anders playbook.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Kind of wishing we had Bennett.

[Coach]

9ners got like 8 men in the box.

[Megbert]

So it's LJ VS SF today.

[RealSNR]

Damn it

[JonesCrusher]

might as well let LJ take the snap

[Bob Dole]

Yo Solari! You might think about passing on a down where it's not obvious we're going to pass.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

That was actually a very good pass by Huard.

[Bob Dole]

TG!

[Frazod]

Nice catch.

[Megbert]

TG!!!! nice catch!

[Fairplay]

Gonzo!

[Bob Dole]

Brunell is worried about his new record falling.

(That's a joke)

[Logical]

Nice use of Tony's leaping ability

[RealSNR]

Yes! Gonzo! Eat it Than Franthithco!

[Megbert]

huard actually looked downfield - sorta

[royr17]

Way to go Gonzo, yehawwwwwwwww

[runnercyclist]

LJ acts tired already?

[siberian khatru]

Herm's smelling FG.

[Bob Dole]

Yo Solari! You might think about passing on a down where it's not obvious we're going to pass.

Solari is reading the game thread!

[RealSNR]

Red zone. We need a TD!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

That double pump cost us.

[the Talking Can]

Herm!

see what the forward pass does?

[Bob Dole]

Herm's smelling FG.

Bob Dole expects a run right here...

[RealSNR]

3rd and 3 :huh:

[Fairplay]

Red zone lets do it Chiefs.

[siberian khatru]

Play it safe here, Herm.

[Megbert]

who the hell is announcing this game?

[siberian khatru]

Short

[runnercyclist]

LJ look sluggish so far

[Megbert]

Samie!! with a nice catch

[RealSNR]

Nice catch, Parker!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Sammy looked like he was short, that was a good spot.

[Bob Dole]

Parker loses his hat AND his mouthpiece. Will we get the spot?

[siberian khatru]

Nice spot

[Fairplay]

1ST down praise god!

[Coach]

Holy shit.

Touchdown

['Hamas' Jenkins]

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!! KANSAS CITY!!!!!!!!!

[siberian khatru]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Nice throw!

[Megbert]

Dante!!!! the midget with a TD!!!

[Bob Dole]

TD DAnte!

Not bad for a guy who "fumbles too much".

[banyon]

X FACTOR!!!

[royr17]

come on keep it up guys

[Frazod]

Cool. :thumb:

[Logical]

TD Dante, great start.

[KCFalcon59]

nice throw

[RealSNR]

TD!!!!! DANTE HALL!

[Simply Red]

Bob Dole expects a run right here...


lol.

alright DANTE!

[JonesCrusher]

my Directtv feed is glitchy anyone else having the same problem?

[Fairplay]

TD!!!


Screw 49rs early and often!!!

[royr17]

Yes way to go guys, yehawwwwwwwww

[runnercyclist]

Nice throw!

[Rausch]

Huard with a great throw!

OMFGLOLBBQ$#ITTINGMYSELF!1!

[TN_Chief]

Jesus H...is that Al Saunders wearing a Herm Edwards mask?

[Megbert]

what is this Touchdown thing????

[siberian khatru]

Good drive by Solari. Like the swing pass, nice aggressive throw to the end zone.

Still think we got a nice spot on Sami.

[Hog Rider]

I'm commin' Elizabeth!!!!!!

[MichaelH]

Now, hopefully the D shows up too!

[Sure-Oz]

Nice freakin Drive!!!!!!!! Great job Huard!

[Bob Dole]

Huard shooting for Brunell's new record of 22 for 22!

[the Talking Can]

WE THREW A TD PASS!!

WE THREW A TD PASS!!

IMAGINE IF WE tried THAT IN DENVER

[royr17]

Now thats what im talkin about boysz, crush em hard.

[mikey23545]

I would say that several regulars on this board should be sucking Huard off while taking it in the ass from Herm right now....

[JBucc]

That was a good throw.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Did anyone just see that run by Vince Young?

[Megbert]

metriculate boys!!!

[Fairplay]

Now our new revamped D can go out there and shut them down.

[RealSNR]

Let's get this D fired up!

[headsnap]

see what happens when you show up at Aarrowhead wearing RED!!!;)

[Hootie]

It's still sick to me that people bash this Huard fella

[RealSNR]

Huard 300 yards passing? :D

[Hog Rider]

Six minute scoring drive.

Herm Happy!

[Coach]

It's still sick to me that people bash this Huard fella

He sucks. :p

[Bob Dole]

What the **** kind of kickoff was that?

[royr17]

Lets go Scanlon, kill emmmmmmmm !@!!!!!!!!!

[siberian khatru]

Do teams ever NOT start out across the 30 against us?

[RealSNR]

Squib kick?

[the Talking Can]

that was a great pass by Huard....dang

[Simply Red]

Larry doesn't seem pissed enough

[Bob Dole]

Did anyone just see that run by Vince Young?

Is Vince Young playing for KC or SF?

[siberian khatru]

Six minute scoring drive.

Herm Happy!

Nah, Herm's sitting there thinking "Hmm, couple more runs we could knocked 8 minutes off the clock. Damn high-octane offense shit!"

[kcxiv]

I thnk he miss kicked that kick off. didnt look right when he was in his kicking motion.

[TinyEvel]

I remember these guys. The Chiefs!

We're on the chat. c'on dudes.

[Coach]

Lets go Scanlon, kill emmmmmmmm !@!!!!!!!!!

:LOL:

[Megbert]

Montana to Rice
Aikman to Owens
Manning to Harrison
and now
Huard to Hall!

[the Talking Can]

Did anyone just see that run by Vince Young?

yeah....sick

[RealSNR]

Yes! Noise! AROWHEADLOUDER!!!!!!1ONE

[siberian khatru]

Wow, how did he squirt thru there?

[kcxiv]

Damn SD alrady up on Balt

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Anyone see that dumbass with the misspelled "decibal up" sign?

[Bob Dole]

How did he push 3 yards through that pile?

[Bob Dole]

FDE sighting!

[Megbert]

FDE!!

[kcxiv]

Hali

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Nice play Tamba!!

[KCFalcon59]

tamba!!!!!!!!!

[Coach]

Wow... Hali...

[Megbert]

a sack!!! holy sh!t!

[Bob Dole]

The rookie with a forced fumble!

[RealSNR]

Nice hit! Hali!

[JBucc]

did tamba sackhim@

[Fairplay]

Hali putting on the pressure!

[Hog Rider]

TAMBA his ARMS WIDE!!!

[Simply Red]

HALI w00t!

[hypersensitiveZO6]

TAAAAAAAAAAMBAAAAAAA!

[Bob Dole]

Delay!

[royr17]

And its the Tamba Hawk Chop Hali with the Sack, yea boys thats the way to do it

[Megbert]

delayed delay of game flag

[siberian khatru]

3rd and longer ... bring the pain!

[the Talking Can]

HALI!!!!

boooya

[RealSNR]

Delay of game Niners

[Bob Dole]

The crowd notches one early.

[NJ Chief Fan]

HALI KUMBAYA

[Coach]

FUMBLE!!!

[Bob Dole]

Live ball! No whistle!!!

[KCFalcon59]

Yeah. Gore is as good as LJ. riggghhhtttt!!!!

[Easy 6]

I decided to skip the sports bar and i cant get the damn sop cast to work or atleast i cant find the game on it.....any suggestions guy's? I might have to make due vicariously thru you guy's.

[Frazod]

Sweet.

[siberian khatru]

Ha! Herm's calling SF's plays.

FUMBLE!!! OUR BALL!!!

Allen drunk with passion!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

DUI with the forced fumble and recovery!! BALLA!

[JBucc]

I hope we demolish these losers. I haven't wanted to shut up opposing fans like I do these San Fran guys since the Jet troll invasion.

[Fairplay]

Derrick johnson on the day!!


We have the ball!!

[the Talking Can]

delay of game

now this is Arrowhead

[RealSNR]

I love DJ in a totally gay way

[hypersensitiveZO6]

Chiefs Football!

[Bob Dole]

OH HELL YES!!!

[JBucc]

FUG YA MOMMA YEAH!

[Bob Dole]

LJ screws Damon's record run.

[siberian khatru]

Goddamn EK ... forgot what the ball felt like

[RealSNR]

damn it LJ

[Easy 6]

LOVING WHAT I'M HEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :arrow:

[Fairplay]

I love DJ in a totally gay way




............ :huh: :spock: :Lin:

[JBucc]

DJ a pimp

[the Talking Can]

this is better than crack with a prozac chaser....my mood is improving

[hypersensitiveZO6]

Larry :shake:

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Larry does look sluggish today. The heat, perhaps??

[JBucc]

WTF

[Bob Dole]

I-65 Wallowing around on the ground a yard away from the play.

Quality.

[RealSNR]

Field goal time!

[Megbert]

first down please

[JBucc]

suggs picks of rivers, has sweet runback

[Megbert]

EK EK!!!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

What a catch by EK...balla.

[siberian khatru]

WOW!!!

Great throw and catch!

[Bob Dole]

But Kennison isn't a #1 receiver.

[RealSNR]

KENNISON!!!!

[JBucc]

scott I mean

[Coach]

Eddie got some hops.

[Frazod]

Good thing our WRs can jump really high. :D

[Fairplay]

Good plays by the chiefs.

Im ready for the win!!

[royr17]

Way to go Eddie K, great job guys, lets get another 7 points on the board

[siberian khatru]

Larry not Larry so far

[JBucc]

Huard 4 MVP

[RealSNR]

Give Larry a TD!

[runnercyclist]

great throw and catch

[hypersensitiveZO6]

Huard for MVP!

[Simply Red]

Larry get frickin PISSED now!

[runnercyclist]

Somebody mention "diapers" to johnson

[Megbert]

LJ gonna be 'wored' out tonite

[Frazod]

Crap. :banghead:

[siberian khatru]

Good protection, at least.

[RealSNR]

****

[Bob Dole]

Ugh.

Bob Dole really wanted 7.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Huard's had great protection so far. It's hard to bitch about that drive, we just didn't execute as well as we could have.

[Fairplay]

Somebody mention "diapers" to johnson



Heh!

[siberian khatru]

I'm not gonna complaing about 10-0 at home in the first 10 minutes. Just keep it coming, boyz.

[banyon]

Morten Andersen just kicked a 50 yard FG for the Falcons. :eek:

[KCFalcon59]

Larry does look sluggish today. The heat, perhaps??

Blocking

[Megbert]

wow we've matched our offensive output for one game in the first quarter.

[Bob Dole]

TD Ravens!

[JBucc]

TD Baltimore

[DomerNKC]

johnson doesn't run downhill anymore. very tentative.

[Hog Rider]

2:34 scoring drive.

Herm Happy!