Poo Definitions

[FAX]

Fellow Planeteers, in honor of our upcoming meeting with the Pittsburgh Steelers, I have created some Poo Definitions for you.

The Righteous. Well formed with semi-soft consistency in various lengths.

The Slider. Lengthy and somewhat liquified Righteous.

The Fabreeze Finder. High quantity semi-Righteous accompanied by copious volumes of noisome flatulence.

The SonofaBitch. Extremely solid consistency with large diameter.

The Ass Slammer. Long SonofaBitch with little or no taper.

The Fourth of July. Enormous Ass Slammer with accompanying thunderous flatulence.

The Donut Holer. Small, round and solid in an extensive grouping.

The Donut Holer Express. One or two Donut Holers.

The Waterfall. Large volume of semiliquid consistency.

The Noisy Waterfall. A Waterfall followed by a semi-Fourth of July.

The Pantsie. A premature Waterfall.

FAX

[Easy 6]

I do feel like i have better control of my world , now that i can categorize and define such an obviously important life function. Yep....i'm a better man for your work FAX. Raiduhs

[DaFace]

http://www.poopnames.com/

[Easy 6]

BTW dont take the closeness of your handle to pile wrong, i just had to use the dookie symbol :)

[007]

Damnit Cartman. Did ya have to go and take a crap in the urinal.

[TinyEvel]

I'd like to bet on number two to show.