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BIG_DADDY
10-12-2006, 10:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_kdfvaHMAs
ROFL
Mr. Kotter
10-12-2006, 10:29 AM
:spock:
Oh, DECK.....you said deck.
Okay, got it....now.
B2chiefsfan
10-12-2006, 10:34 AM
:spock:
Oh, DECK.....you said deck.
Okay, got it....now.
You're not playing with a full DECK, right now.....
Rain Man
10-12-2006, 10:36 AM
I'm embarrassed to say that I found that funny. They should've just stuck to the deck jokes though instead of going for the cheap ... uh, cheaper ... laughs at the end.
MOhillbilly
10-12-2006, 10:38 AM
:spock:
Oh, DECK.....you said deck.
Okay, got it....now.
DONT BE A DECK!
BIG_DADDY
10-12-2006, 10:40 AM
You're not playing with a full DECK, right now.....
That's why Kotter is always worried about what everyone else is doing with theirs.
Rain Man
10-12-2006, 10:42 AM
I've been thinking about having my deck removed. It's getting kind of rotted, and there's a big hole on one end of it now.
And interestingly, the above sentence is actually true.
JBucc
10-12-2006, 10:43 AM
I'd say I have an average sized deck, although I've never acutally measured it.
BIG_DADDY
10-12-2006, 10:44 AM
I've been thinking about having my deck removed. It's getting kind of rotted, and there's a big hole on one end of it now.
And interestingly, the above sentence is actually true.
It's not like you were using it anyway. Even if you were you wouldn't want to be known as the guy with the dangerous deck.
Baby Lee
10-12-2006, 10:44 AM
I've been thinking about having my deck removed. It's getting kind of rotted, and there's a big hole on one end of it now.
And interestingly, the above sentence is actually true.
Sounds repairable, unless you have trouble getting wood.
B2chiefsfan
10-12-2006, 10:45 AM
I love seeing my wife laying out on the deck.
Rain Man
10-12-2006, 10:56 AM
The challenge is that my deck is two stories high. I have to get a permit from the city just to have anyone touch it.
bogie
10-12-2006, 10:56 AM
I added on to my deck and painted it gray.
If I had a big deck, I would show it to everybody.
FAX
The challenge is that my deck is two stories high. I have to get a permit from the city just to have anyone touch it.
My, you have a very big deck, Mr. Rain Man. I'm jealous.
When you waterproof it, does it get real shiney?
FAX
Donger
10-12-2006, 11:00 AM
After my wife saw my new neighbor's deck, she said that she wanted me to stain mine darker.
Rain Man
10-12-2006, 11:11 AM
My, you have a very big deck, Mr. Rain Man. I'm jealous.
When you waterproof it, does it get real shiney?
FAX
I've never waterproofed my deck. I have typically just left it exposed to the elements.
bogie
10-12-2006, 11:12 AM
I like my deck so much, I think I'll take a picture of it and see if I can get it published in a magazine. Anyone know of a magazine with lots of pictures of decks? Anyone want to see a picture of my deck? GoChiefs?
BIG_DADDY
10-12-2006, 11:18 AM
After my wife saw my new neighbor's deck, she said that she wanted me to stain mine darker.
Your wife loves that dark deck.
Rain Man
10-12-2006, 11:23 AM
The City has told me that I have to put a safety rail on my deck, because someone could get hurt if they slip off of it.
DaFace
10-12-2006, 11:35 AM
I live in apartment and don't even have a deck. Does that make me less of a man?
BIG_DADDY
10-12-2006, 11:46 AM
I live in apartment and don't even have a deck. Does that make me less of a man?
You're one of those deckless dudes? That just ain't right man.
Mr. Kotter
10-12-2006, 11:47 AM
It's not like you were using it anyway. Even if you were you wouldn't want to be known as the guy with the dangerous deck.
What I do, now? :shrug:
Or are you just being a deck?
:p
Demonpenz
10-12-2006, 11:49 AM
I have a good size deck, but I don't have time to use it.
listopencil
10-12-2006, 11:52 AM
I've been told I have a donkey deck. I take it as a compliment.
alpha_omega
10-12-2006, 11:52 AM
12' x 24'
CosmicPal
10-12-2006, 11:53 AM
My last girlfriend suggested I get a cover for my deck.
Mr. Kotter
10-12-2006, 11:56 AM
My deck is slippery when it gets wet. It needs treated, before it starts to rot.
12' x 24'
That's big. You must be an African American.
Wile_E_Coyote
10-12-2006, 11:57 AM
the vines on my deck make it stand out
BIG_DADDY
10-12-2006, 11:58 AM
I have a good size deck, but I don't have time to use it.
So you have time to post here but you don't have time to use your deck? Something tells me this isn't a time issue. Something tells me nobody really wants to be on your deck.
BIG_DADDY
10-12-2006, 12:00 PM
I've been told I have a donkey deck. I take it as a compliment.
I think they are trying to tell you your an ass.
KC-TBB
10-12-2006, 12:01 PM
some decks are just naturally unatractive, you can stain them, paint them, in the end they are still shabby ol' decks.
DaFace
10-12-2006, 12:01 PM
You're one of those deckless dudes? That just ain't right man.
I've always been that way. From the time I was born, I've never had a deck. I had a porch once, but I don't think that counts.
Do y'all think mamasboy(GoChiefs) plays on his moms deck? And if she gives him enough wood, could he actually have a deck? Because I am sure he is a deckless wonder......
alpha_omega
10-12-2006, 12:15 PM
My deck is slippery when it gets wet. It needs treated, before it starts to rot.
That's big. You must be an African American.
Nope...just answering the question literally.
gblowfish
10-12-2006, 12:19 PM
In suburbia, a man is measured by the size of his deck.
Mine's so big, it has a screened in porch on it. And I didn't stain it. I like it natural.
BIG_DADDY
10-12-2006, 12:23 PM
In suburbia, a man is measured by the size of his deck.
Mine's so big, it has a screened in porch on it. And I didn't stain it. I like it natural.
I'll bet your cats like chillin on your deck.
Speaking of decks where is phobia these days? Last time I saw him on here he was going on and on and on about all the time he spent on Endo's deck.
Jilly
10-12-2006, 12:39 PM
some might say it's not the size of the deck that counts, but how it's being used
some might say it's not the size of the deck that counts, but how it's being used
I believe a deck can only be enjoyed with Gatorade.
Moo
Halfcan
10-12-2006, 01:15 PM
nice one
gblowfish
10-12-2006, 01:20 PM
I'll bet your cats like chillin on your deck.
Speaking of decks where is phobia these days? Last time I saw him on here he was going on and on and on about all the time he spent on Endo's deck.Kitties dig the deck. We call it the "Cat Cafe." And no, we don't serve anti-freeze.
Halfcan
10-12-2006, 01:23 PM
I like to keep the bush around my big deck, trimmed up.
Baby Lee
10-12-2006, 01:25 PM
I like to keep the bush around my big deck, trimmed up.
You need to clean up that adjacent swamp.
BIG_DADDY
10-12-2006, 01:38 PM
Kitties dig the deck. We call it the "Cat Cafe." And no, we don't serve anti-freeze.
Good to see someones deck getting some pussy.
BIG_DADDY
10-12-2006, 04:12 PM
Speaking of decks where is phobia these days? Last time I saw him on here he was going on and on and on about all the time he spent on Endo's deck.
Phil is a master deck worker. They don't call him phildo for nothin.
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