Marcellus
10-15-2006, 08:30 AM
Sorry if this is a repost.This is probably pretty old but I had to laugh.
A guy from Kansas City dies and is sent to Hell. He
> had been a horrible man
> his entire life.
>
> The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a
> sledge hammer. To make
> it worse, he cranks up the temperature and the
> humidity.
>
> After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his
> victim to see if he is
> suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the
> Kansas Citian is happily
> swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune.
>
> The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't
> understand this. I've turned
> the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks;
> why are you so happy?"
>
> The Kansas Citian, with a big smile, looks at the
> devil and replies, "This
> is great! It reminds me of August in Kansas City .
> Hot, humid, a good place
> to work. It reminds me of home.. This is fantastic!"
>
> The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to
> ponder the Kansas Citian's
> remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature,
> send down a driving rain and
> torrential wind.
>
> Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess.
>
> Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing
> into his eyes, the Kansas
> Citian is happily slogging through the mud pushing
> a wheelbarrow full of
> crushed rocks.
>
> Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such
> conditions.
>
> The Kansas Citian replies, "This is great! Just
> like April in Kansas City.
> It reminds me of working out in the yard with
> spring planting!"
>
> The devil is now completely baffled but more
> determined to make the Kansas
> Citian suffer. He makes the temperature plummet.
>
> Suddenly Hell is blanketed in snow and ice.
> Confident that this will surely
> make the Kansas Citian unhappy, the devil checks in
> on him.
>
> He is again aghast at what he sees. The Kansas
> Citian is dancing, singing,
> and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in
> glee.
>
> "How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40
> below zero!? " screams the
> devil.
>
> Jumping up and down, the Kansas Citian throws a
> snowball at the devil and
> yells, "Hell's frozen over! This means the Chiefs
> won the Super Bowl!"
A guy from Kansas City dies and is sent to Hell. He
> had been a horrible man
> his entire life.
>
> The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a
> sledge hammer. To make
> it worse, he cranks up the temperature and the
> humidity.
>
> After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his
> victim to see if he is
> suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the
> Kansas Citian is happily
> swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune.
>
> The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't
> understand this. I've turned
> the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks;
> why are you so happy?"
>
> The Kansas Citian, with a big smile, looks at the
> devil and replies, "This
> is great! It reminds me of August in Kansas City .
> Hot, humid, a good place
> to work. It reminds me of home.. This is fantastic!"
>
> The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to
> ponder the Kansas Citian's
> remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature,
> send down a driving rain and
> torrential wind.
>
> Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess.
>
> Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing
> into his eyes, the Kansas
> Citian is happily slogging through the mud pushing
> a wheelbarrow full of
> crushed rocks.
>
> Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such
> conditions.
>
> The Kansas Citian replies, "This is great! Just
> like April in Kansas City.
> It reminds me of working out in the yard with
> spring planting!"
>
> The devil is now completely baffled but more
> determined to make the Kansas
> Citian suffer. He makes the temperature plummet.
>
> Suddenly Hell is blanketed in snow and ice.
> Confident that this will surely
> make the Kansas Citian unhappy, the devil checks in
> on him.
>
> He is again aghast at what he sees. The Kansas
> Citian is dancing, singing,
> and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in
> glee.
>
> "How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40
> below zero!? " screams the
> devil.
>
> Jumping up and down, the Kansas Citian throws a
> snowball at the devil and
> yells, "Hell's frozen over! This means the Chiefs
> won the Super Bowl!"