****OFFICIAL MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL Thread****

[chagrin]

didn't see one yet, Rachel Nichols just did a 20 in 20 report, god she's hot.... rowr!


Let's hear it

[JBucc]

I'm anxious to see how Leinart does against a real good D. And I need 5 points out of Berrian.

[Easy 6]

I have always been a sucker for the underdog, would like nothing better than for the tards to hand the bores their ass. Yeah they are looking good but its a lil' soon for the "85" comparisons. It wont happen but that would be cool!!!

[StcChief]

I need 80 pts from T.Jones/Berrian they can do it against
Deadbirds. LOL.

[Rooster]

I need R Grossman to go off tonight to win in FF. I need 21 Rexy!!! :doh!:

[stevieray]

You know you suck when Arizona makes it on Monday night and you don't, when you had a 10-6 record the previous year.

[runnercyclist]

Bears 35 Cardinals 10

[Archie Bunker]

I need 45 pts out of Grossman, Jones, and Berrian. I'm eager for Lovie to give Benson all the goaline carries. :banghead:

[chagrin]

I like this, a monday night football thread and all I see if Fantasy Football posts, :cuss:



btw - I also am waiting on Berrian, Bears D, Grossman, and in one league, Muhhamad (spelling?) to get me anywhere from 15-45 points...

[Easy 6]

Tommy Harris will bench press the entire AZ line while twirling Whinert on his finger.

[Hootie]

Arizona's never won a Monday Night Game...no, really!? They've played like 2.

[chagrin]

YAY! Steve Young and Michael Irvin, yahoo!!

[Hammock Parties]

Rachel ****ing Nichols. Unnnnnnnnnnngh. Yeah.

[Hootie]

She is ****ing hot.

[runnercyclist]

NFL Network = No Michael Irvin

[Hammock Parties]

You know you suck when Arizona makes it on Monday night and you don't, when you had a 10-6 record the previous year.

Conspiracy theory: The league wanted Leinart to get his first start against the Chiefs so he would be ready for Monday night.

[Hootie]

I'll take Thanksgiving at Arrowhead over a Monday Night...of course I'm going to be at Arrowhead on Thanksgiving!

[chagrin]

Chris Berman must die, I hate that guy

[Hammock Parties]

Matt Leinart is a pedophile.

[chagrin]

only you, gochiefs


I thought that was a very cool gesture.

[Hammock Parties]

OK, so how many Chicago Bears did Rachel Nichols sleep with after they went bowling?

[chagrin]

ouch, never saw her profile...eesh

[blueballs]

GO CARDS
my pickems this week look like the score of the CHiefs vs Pitt game anyway

[CHENZ A!]

You know you suck when Arizona makes it on Monday night and you don't, when you had a 10-6 record the previous year.

It's because they have a new stadium, and everytime they put us on national TV, we lay a turd like yesterday.

[CHENZ A!]

I'd like to bang Rachel Nichols too, but it gets on my nerves when she signs off an says "E.S.P.IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN."

[runnercyclist]

When has that ever stopped him from speaking?

[chagrin]

I'd like to bang Rachel Nichols too, but it gets on my nerves when she signs off an says "E.S.P.IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN."


It's the Jeremy Schaaaaaaap school of Sports Reporting.

[Frazod]

Leinart's miked. It'll be interesting to hear what he sounds like when he's coughing up blood. :evil:

[HemiEd]

I like this, a monday night football thread and all I see if Fantasy Football posts, :cuss:



btw - I also am waiting on Berrian, Bears D, Grossman, and in one league, Muhhamad (spelling?) to get me anywhere from 15-45 points...


Well the line with the "real guys" has gone up to 12 1/2 and I still like them. :p

[Hammock Parties]

Leinart is incredibly attractive. He's going to be the next Peyton Manning in terms of marketing.

Rachel Nichols is a midget. Awesome.

[chagrin]

This just in, straight from Steve Young (scary enough, the Attorney) "This is America! No chance? Where are you guys from?"

Flaming Dicknose!

[chagrin]

Did sal just call that guy Pottsie?

[chagrin]

Why is Carmen electra always finding a job sticking her Dennis Rodman ass licking face in the camera??

[kcxiv]

That intro with Dikta was pretty damn cool

[Hammock Parties]

Why is Carmen electra always finding a job sticking her Dennis Rodman ass licking face in the camera??

Because she has the body of a 17-year old.

[Frazod]

Why is Carmen electra always finding a job sticking her Dennis Rodman ass licking face in the camera??

Carmen can stick her face anywhere she wants to. :drool:

[Spott]

Leinart is incredibly attractive. He's going to be the next Peyton Manning in terms of marketing.

Rachel Nichols is a midget. Awesome.

So which would you rather make out with, Leinart or a midget?

[Frazod]

Nice combover, Kornheiser. :shake:

[Hammock Parties]

So which would you rather make out with, Leinart or a midget?

I like short girls. You guys can keep the amazons.

[JBucc]

If this frieken game on yet?

[Frazod]

No. All this overraught bullshit is ridiculous.

[Hammock Parties]

My opponent needs 22 points from Thomas Jones, Desmond Clark and Chicago's kicker. Fingers crossed.

[Frazod]

Bears on D now..... :fire:

[Frazod]

Hmm.... Cards mounting a fairly impressive drive so far.

[chiefsfan1963]

On the Monday night program Sterling Sharpe trashes Chiefs. Isn't a believer of the Steelers he said the only thing yesterday's game verified is that the Chief's are not a very good football team. Boy that stings!

[DaFace]

Good...freaking...Lord. Someone PLEASE shut Kornheiser up.

[Basileus777]

Edge is rolling. Go Cards!

[tk13]

Touchdown Cardinals. Just gashed them down the field.

[Frazod]

Good...freaking...Lord. Someone PLEASE shut Kornheiser up.

Good lord, what am I doing? I can listen to the Bears broadcast on the radio. I DON'T NEED TO LISTEN TO THESE RETARDS. HA! I'M FREE!

Sucks to be everybody who can't pick up WBBM-AM. :evil:

[Hammock Parties]

The fix is in.

[the Talking Can]

hey, a rookie throwing the football....

Bucs win
Titans win
we disgrace ourselves

....can you tell I'm over it? really, I am.....

anyways, I'm rooting for upsets the rest of the season...only way to stay interested, Go Cards!

[chagrin]

Good...freaking...Lord. Someone PLEASE shut Kornheiser up.


Oh come on Face, he brought us the classic "they signed him (Egde) to a large contract, assuming he would lead the Cardinals to a winning record...hasn't happened yet" Dude's a freakin genius!

[Basileus777]

Briggs got JUKED!

[Mecca]

Matt Leinart is the man...

[JBucc]

The Bears D is just as bad as ours! HA! Take that whoever!

[the Talking Can]

Matt Leinart is the man...

this isn't a porn board....

[Basileus777]

I need Berrian and Gould to get me 10 points plus how many points Thomas Jones will earn my opponent.

[JBucc]

God, the receiver just gave up. WTF.

[chagrin]

chike Okeafor doing his thing, which is...?

[the Talking Can]

how the **** do you drop that int?

[Basileus777]

Wow, nice hands Rolle.

Enough with the bombs already. You need two yards, run the ball.

[Mecca]

Watching teams like the Cardinals depresses me really. You can see the future there when you look at their players and how young that roster is. Then you look at the Chiefs and......everyone is old.

[JBucc]

Watching teams like the Cardinals depresses me really. You can see the future there when you look at their players and how young that roster is. Then you look at the Chiefs and......everyone is old.Getting old is what happens when you age. ................:spock:

[Frazod]

I get the feeling the Bears may not have taken this game seriously. Perhaps they should start.

BTW, for those of you who'd rather not listen to the tards, you can access Bears radio coverage at http://www.wbbm780.com/.

[Bugeater]

Good lord, what am I doing? I can listen to the Bears broadcast on the radio. I DON'T NEED TO LISTEN TO THESE RETARDS. HA! I'M FREE!

Sucks to be everybody who can't pick up WBBM-AM. :evil:
Westwood One picks up MNF games too.

[JBucc]

Getting old is what happens when you age. ................:spock:LMAO..I crack myself up

[chagrin]

Side note; where are these nifty companies that generously fork out the dough to CDW and the like, for a new copier/printer/fax, when they fry out? Ours broke the other day and we were told that the company would not be replacing it... :cuss:

[chagrin]

LMAO..I crack myself up


jbucc, you're rolling

[chagrin]

I assume the legend has died now? He is mortal after all

[JBucc]

Looked like it hit the ground

[Frazod]

Leinart crushed, Bears with the INT, but it's going to be overturned.

[Mecca]

Getting old is what happens when you age. ................:spock:

Well the point is all your good players shouldn't be old.....the Eagles are smart about it. When players start getting to be around 30 they let them go.

[Hammock Parties]

The fix is in.

[Spott]

What is up with that punter's facemask?

[Hootie]

I heard after the game Tirico is going to give Leinart a sloppy BJ...

[JBucc]

What is up with that punter's facemask?He might as well not even have one, the thing was down under his chin. I hope someone kicks him in the face for having to be such an arse and stand out like that.

[Hootie]

He might as well not even have one, the thing was down under his chin. I hope someone kicks him in the face for having to be such an arse and stand out like that.
I'm sure he's doing it for the publicity...

[Frazod]

I heard after the game Tirico is going to give Leinart a sloppy BJ...

I wonder if he'll spit or swallow. :shake:

[Easy 6]

Did the bears read their own press clips on the flight down???

[JBucc]

I'm sure he's doing it for the publicity...Or maybe he enjoys kicks to the face. ****ing psycho kickers.

[Hootie]

I wonder if he'll spit or swallow. :shake:
by listening to the commentary, I'd say swallow.

[chagrin]

I heard after the game Tirico is going to give Leinart a sloppy BJ...

He's gotta beat Theesman to it

[Mecca]

Leinart looks great for a rookie QB....do you guys think they aren't going to talk about him?

[chagrin]

nice hit right there, or just the right angle

[FAX]

Dang.

FAX

[Hootie]

Leinart looks great for a rookie QB....do you guys think they aren't going to talk about him?
Great.

Ok mecca. We know. Go ahead. Blah blah blah.

[chagrin]

son of a...

[JBucc]

God Damn you Rex Grossman. Throw the ball where Berrian can catch it:cuss:

[Basileus777]

An Arizona player finally holds onto an INT.

[Hootie]

I need Rex to throw at least two INT's and Gould to not score any points for me to tie my money fantasy league.

[the Talking Can]

he's doing a Plummber impersonation

good game

[Frazod]

Holy shit. Bears looking like.... uh... US. :spock:

[Hammock Parties]

Rigged.

[chagrin]

Leinart looks great for a rookie QB....do you guys think they aren't going to talk about him?

Now come on Mecca, you know good and well they are overblowing (pardon the pun) this whole thing with Matt. Joe T does this each week for every QB, it sucks every week.

[Basileus777]

Put in Orton.

[Hootie]

I've watched every Bears game so far...

They usually look amazing, but Grossman has gotten away with a ton of INT's all year long. He should have at least 4 more than he does.

[JBucc]

LMAOMatthew the Lionhearted is God

[Frazod]

:eek:

[DaFace]

Well, we came back from -14. Think the Bears can do the same?

[Spott]

It would be pretty funny if AZ blows 2 14-0 1st quarter leads in consecutive weeks.

[Mecca]

Now come on Mecca, you know good and well they are overblowing (pardon the pun) this whole thing with Matt. Joe T does this each week for every QB, it sucks every week.

Well yea he does blow all the QB's. But you have to admit Leinart does look pretty damn good.

[Hammock Parties]

Hopefully this means Thomas Jones won't do jack tonight...good for my fantasy team.

[Hootie]

I think Tirico is a terrible play by play announcer. I really despise him. It's not that he does a "terrible" job, it's just...I don't like his voice.

[FAX]

Man, does this look familiar.

FAX

[chagrin]

Joe, come on, I saw QB's have better starts before, he's such a dweeb.

And did anyone catch Kornholer say the words "hollywood movie"??
Come on

[JBucc]

Now come on Mecca, you know good and well they are overblowing (pardon the pun) this whole thing with Matt. Joe T does this each week for every QB, it sucks every week.Wasn't it these idiots who were going on and on about how great McNair was while he was throwing the game away?

[Hootie]

I wonder why Tennessee passed on Leinart? Norm Chow...

I mean, it just didn't make sense to me at the time. I think VY will be very good, but Leinart made more sense.

[the Talking Can]

this is a bukkake vid.....****ing gross...

someone shoot kornholer & criesmann now please


Oakland passing on Leinart was BRILLIANT.

[FAX]

This is just like a movie.

FAX

[Hootie]

but Oakland has Aaron Brooks.

[chagrin]

Well yea he does blow all the QB's. But you have to admit Leinart does look pretty damn good.


Absoluteluy, I have not, and won't say now, that he isn't doing a good job for a rookie on Monday Night, not at all. I think Leinart is very talented and will probably be a fine QB for sure - I just hate the slobbering.

[blueballs]

I know you all saw it
behind Lovie the player with the peeled/grafted skin around his mouth
what the **** happen to him?

[chagrin]

Wasn't it these idiots who were going on and on about how great McNair was while he was throwing the game away?

yes, indeed it was

[Hootie]

I know you all saw it
behind Lovie the player with the peeled/grafted skin around his mouth
what the **** happen to him?
J.D. Runnels from Oklahoma...don't know.

[Bugeater]

I've watched every Bears game so far...

They usually look amazing, but Grossman has gotten away with a ton of INT's all year long. He should have at least 4 more than he does.
Yup, Sharper had a pick-6 in his hands in the Vikings game but the dumb**** dropped it. The Bears likely lose that game if he holds on.

[FAX]

Leinart yells like a female sasquatch, though.

FAX

[DaFace]

I think my issue with this crew is that they just talk about the same stuff EVERY SINGLE GAME. They slobber over whoever the up-and-coming quarterback is, focus on whatever sob story player there is, and that's about it. They hardly ever actually analyze the play on the field at any level deeper than "The Bears are down now. That's a surprise."

[blueballs]

J.D. Runnels from Oklahoma...don't know.

it was like clown makeup

[Hootie]

Vermeil and Jaws, with Nessler (I think) were awesome IMO.

[Hammock Parties]

I think my issue with this crew is that they just talk about the same stuff EVERY SINGLE GAME. They slobber over whoever the up-and-coming quarterback is, focus on whatever sob story player there is, and that's about it. They hardly ever actually analyze the play on the field at any level deeper than "The Bears are down now. That's a surprise."

Madden was actually pretty good at that.

[Hootie]

it was like clown makeup
might be a birth mark? Or a scar from burning?

He was their 5th round pick I believe.

[Basileus777]

I could pick apart the Bears D at this point. Dump the ball off to Anquan Boldin, watch him break 10 tackles. The end.

[Hootie]

Any given sunday...

We beat Arizona @ Arizona and the best team in the league goes in there and Leinart tears them apart (so far)...

Hopefully that means we suffered a 'hiccup' at Pittsburgh...

[blueballs]

come on Cards make them/us forget about the Steelers

[Hootie]

I could pick apart the Bears D at this point. Dump the ball off to Anquan Boldin, watch him break 10 tackles. The end.
Wish we had this guy...

[Mecca]

Hey atleast if Leinart ends up being great not all of the commercials will have Manning in them anymore.

[Hootie]

I still say Manning gets all of the commercials because he's an excellent actor. He's convincing and funny.

[Mecca]

Wish we had this guy...

Don't tell that dude who posts here that thinks we should never draft FSU players.....seeing as Boldin is from FSU.

[Hammock Parties]

Huard > Grossman

[chagrin]

oy vay

[Basileus777]

ROFL

[FAX]

Lovie is going to throw every blitz in the book at this kid, now.

FAX

[chagrin]

Don't tell that dude who posts here that thinks we should never draft FSU players.....seeing as Boldin is from FSU.

Heh, I 'might' hve said something like that before...

[Frazod]

Apparently me rooting for a team this week is THE KISS OF F#CKING DEATH. :banghead:

[DaFace]

This ref cracks me up. He almost seems like he's sorry every time he announces a penalty. Seems like a nice guy (no sarcasm).

[Basileus777]

The Bears might want to begin running the ball. You can't throw deep on every f****ing play.

[Bugeater]

Oh good, it's interview the celebrity douchebag and ignore the game time!

[FAX]

Apparently me rooting for a team this week is THE KISS OF F#CKING DEATH. :banghead:

ROFL

I take it that you marked down the Bears?

FAX

[DaFace]

Oh good, it's interview the celebrity douchebag and ignore the game time!

At least it's not a soap opera actor like last week.

[Basileus777]

I would like to officially welcome back the old Rex Grossman. He's been missed a lot by me, but I'm glad he's back.

Once the INT total is 3 they will put Orton in and his magicial neckbeard will lead the team to a come back victory.

[FAX]

Oh good, it's interview the celebrity douchebag and ignore the game time!

Go eat a bug. Sir Charles is not a celebrity douchebag.

Few people even know who he is anymore.

FAX

[Simplex3]

Once the INT total is 3 they will be put Griese in.
God I hope so. At this rate he's going to chew up the 30+ point lead my fantasy team has. Right now I'm better off with him going to the bench.

[FAX]

I like that call. 3rd and long and go deep.

FAX

[Frazod]

ROFL

I take it that you marked down the Bears?

FAX

They're my NFC team. I don't feel strongly about it, but still, I hate to see them get embarrassed on national television by these assclowns.

[Basileus777]

Rackers has lost his burst.

[FAX]

They're my NFC team. I don't feel strongly about it, but still, I hate to see them get embarrassed on national television by these assclowns.

I'm looking at it this way, Mr. frazod. If the Cards kick some hairy ol' Bear butt, it makes us look better.

FAX

[Skip Towne]

Go eat a bug. Sir Charles is not a celebrity douchebag.

Few people even know who he is anymore.

FAX
The Round Mound of Rebound?

[DaFace]

Charles Barkley on TO:

"I don't think it would have worked with me cuz I would have hit him in the head a long time ago."

LMAO

[Basileus777]

Rolle forgot to grab his facemask.

[FAX]

Charles Barkley on TO:

"I don't think it would have worked with me cuz I would have hit him in the head a long time ago."

LMAO

ROFL

FAX

[Bugeater]

Go eat a bug. Sir Charles is not a celebrity douchebag.

Few people even know who he is anymore.

FAX
You're right, he's not really a celebrity.

[FAX]

The Round Mound of Rebound?

The greatest wide body ever to play the game. Heck of a post player with an outside shot to boot.

I love Charles. I think he should go into politics.

FAX

[Frazod]

Charles Barkley on TO:

"I don't think it would have worked with me cuz I would have hit him in the head a long time ago."

LMAO

I always liked Barkley. :D

[chagrin]

Yes, I would love to see what Corporations he can convince to bring to Alabama, as their Governor - talk about a losing cause, might as well try and turn around Mississippi's economy

[Easy 6]

I always liked Barkley. :D
I never liked him more than when he slammed the ball off shaq's head and then tackled his galoot ass and got in a few head shots while he was on top. Liked him ever since.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I always liked Barkley. :D

Barkley would have been a good TE, IMO.

[FAX]

He's doing a better job in the booth than those other assclowns, for sure.

FAX

[FAX]

Unbelievable.

The Cards have it again!!

FAX

[Basileus777]

ROFL The rout is on.

[kcxiv]

Wow,this cardinal team came to play.

[Frazod]

Jesus Christ. :shake:

[JBucc]

This may be good for the Bears. When people start throwing "85" around when talking about how good your team is you might need a reality check.

[kcxiv]

I always liked Barkley. :D
Same here, he tells it how it is.

[chagrin]

He's doing a better job in the booth than those other assclowns, for sure.

FAX

I agree, perhaps he should climb in the booth and boot tony's bald ass out of there

[FAX]

Wow,this cardinal team came to play.

They did last week, too, Mr. kcxiv. But, this is amazing.

FAX

[Basileus777]

I guess "Grossman for MVP" is over.

[FAX]

I agree, perhaps he should climb in the booth and boot tony's bald ass out of there

ROFL

He would do it, Mr. chagrin.

FAX

[Frazod]

This may be good for the Bears. When people start throwing "85" around when talking about how good your team is you might need a reality check.

You may be right. Seems like they've been too busy reading their own press clippings to prepare for this game. For their trouble, they're getting punched right in the face, over and over.

Sort of like what happened to another undefeated team last Saturday.

[Megbert]

Charles talks to a local sports talk show every thursday I think. I laugh so hard I have to be careful driving.

Wow the Bears suck. What a crappy team.

Well I think this is exactly what happened to the chiefs yesterday. Ran into a buzzsaw of a team with their backs against the wa.

Though the Chiefs looked crappier than the Bears are.

[Basileus777]

Barkley should just take over for Kornheiser and Theismann.

[Hammock Parties]

Oh brother. Jay-Z! WOOHOO! So exciting.

[Frazod]

Barkley should just take over for Kornheiser and Theismann.

Let me know if he does. I'll turn off the radio feed.

[tk13]

Woohoo, they're going to show the new Jay-Z video during halftime! Haha... uh, yeah.

[the Talking Can]

grossman is high

[Hammock Parties]

Woohoo, they're going to show the new Jay-Z video during halftime! Haha... uh, yeah.

You racist?

[Frazod]

Jesus, that should have been another pick. :shake:

[FAX]

Good God.

FAX

[JBucc]

Good God. This is amazing.

[Basileus777]

This is too much. ROFL

[Frazod]

Is that FIVE turnovers now? F#ck. :eek:

[the Talking Can]

wtf?

"I've got your momentum right here."

[Thig Lyfe]

Barkley should just take over for Kornheiser and Theismann.

Yeah, they should make him a regular!

[tk13]

You racist?
What?

[DaFace]

wtf?

"I've got your momentum right here."

I seriously finding myself getting angry at him. I want to punch him in the face.


Yeah, they should make him a regular!

Seriously, though. He's had a couple interesting comments about the game. That's more than I can say for the rest of them.

[the Talking Can]

Grosman has 2 ints, 2 fumbles, and missed a wide open TD pass....

worst QB rating ever?

[FAX]

Charles for President!!!!

FAX

[FAX]

Grosman has 2 ints, 2 fumbles, and missed a wide open TD pass....

worst QB rating ever?

ROFL

Could well be.

FAX

[Skip Towne]

We're lucky we caught the Cards before they became great. What a powerhouse.

[Joe Seahawk]

I just turned on the game..

:eek: WTF?? :thumb:

[Basileus777]

Has Marty come to Arizona?

[FAX]

Charles, "Oh, Man."

FAX

[siberian khatru]

This is gonna bite the Cards in the ass.

[FAX]

Sir Charles just got offered the job!!!

FAX

[siberian khatru]

Sir Charles just got offered the job!!!

FAX

They should shit can all 3 of the ESPN guys in the booth and just hire Chuck to go solo.

[jjjayb]

You racist?

So because he doesn't like crappy "music" (if you can call it that), you automatically assume he's racist? Sounds pretty racist to me. :rolleyes:

[Frazod]

I would NEVER have believed this score. Shit. This could be an upset for the ages.

[tk13]

Steve Young obviously didn't watch the first half of our game yesterday.

[Hammock Parties]

So because he doesn't like crappy "music" (if you can call it that), you automatically assume he's racist? Sounds pretty racist to me. :rolleyes:

You racist?

[jjjayb]

You racist?

No. But you are an idiot.

[Redcoats58]

And to think I used to like to listen to Chris Berman and Tom Jackson... now I just cant stand them.

[JBucc]

I'm racist. I hate white people.

[FAX]

It's like half time at the hyperbole.

FAX

[siberian khatru]

And to think I used to like to listen to Chris Berman and Tom Jackson... now I just cant stand them.

They were nails ... back in 1988.

[tk13]

So because he doesn't like crappy "music" (if you can call it that), you automatically assume he's racist? Sounds pretty racist to me. :rolleyes:
I actually don't have any problem with rap music, I mean I'm not a huge fan but eh, I was more referring to the world premiere of a music video during Monday Night Football... kinda odd.

[Basileus777]

Jay-Z has sold out. Doing a video with Dale Earnhard Jr. and Danica Patrick. This guy is KILLING me. He's not even Hip-Hop anymore. Go hangout with Coldplay, Nascar drivers and Gwen Paltrow you fruit. What's next? Doing a song with Kenny G?

[Hammock Parties]

I actually don't have any problem with rap music, I mean I'm not a huge fan but eh, I was more referring to the world premiere of a music video during Monday Night Football... kinda odd.

It's pretty stupid, I agree.

[JBucc]

Jay-Z has sold out. Doing a video with Dale Earnhard Jr. and Danica Patrick. This guy is KILLING me. He's not even Hip-Hop anymore. Go hangout with Coldplay, Nascar drivers and Gwen Paltrow you fruit. What's next? Doing a song with Kenny G?Anything to make a buck.

[stevieray]

I actually don't have any problem with rap music, I mean I'm not a huge fan but eh, I was more referring to the world premiere of a music video during Monday Night Football... kinda odd.

odd is an understatement...

[siberian khatru]

I love it when Stuart Scott tries to earn his street cred.

[JBucc]

That's not fair, Danica has a weight advantage...

[chagrin]

I love it when Stuart Scott tries to earn his street cred.

heh, his lazy eye was slobbering with excitement when he got to intro dis here jams, yo - what a putz.

[FAX]

Switching to Darkness Falls.

FAX

[Hammock Parties]

What a talentless assclown.

[JBucc]

What happened to Scott Van Pelt? I liked it when he did sportscenter but I haven't seen him in ages except for golf tournaments.

[the Talking Can]

i like jay-z but that was ****ing gay

[Easy 6]

I think i REALLY underestimated this Whineart guy, i was certain he was a product of incredible talent around him. Yeah he's gotten some breaks tonight but he's done pretty good at maximizing them. Cards may yet have a future :shrug:

[chagrin]

FAX made a good point earlier about the mound in the booth, I had noticed that things were sounding alot better there for a while, then he signed off, and all of the sudden, the game calling sucked again - they really should consider signing that guy, he is light years better than tony K, and would add a much needed jolt of reality up there - and I am willing to bet that the ratings would be so much higher.

[Mecca]

Well if you had turned it to USA there was a humerous moment where.....Kevin Federline got his ass kicked on WWE. I found it highly amusing.

[chagrin]

What happened to Scott Van Pelt? I liked it when he did sportscenter but I haven't seen him in ages except for golf tournaments.

Mr Van Pelt was a legacy, all he has to do is Golf now, of course

[siberian khatru]

heh, his lazy eye was slobbering with excitement when he got to intro dis here jams, yo - what a putz.

He used the word "crib." The only crib he knows is the designer one he bought for his infant daughter at Pottery Barn with all his other yuppie furniture.

[Mecca]

I think i REALLY underestimated this Whineart guy, i was certain he was a product of incredible talent around him. Yeah he's gotten some breaks tonight but he's done pretty good at maximizing them. Cards may yet have a future :shrug:

Maybe you guys should listen to me a little more often.

[chagrin]

another side note; I know alot of guys here do not like Denny Green, but if his job is in jeapordy, that sucks

[headsnap]

FAX made a good point earlier about the mound in the booth, I had noticed that things were sounding alot better there for a while, then he signed off, and all of the sudden, the game calling sucked again - they really should consider signing that guy, he is light years better than tony K, and would add a much needed jolt of reality up there - and I am willing to bet that the ratings would be so much higher.
racist :)

[chagrin]

He used the word "crib." The only crib he knows is the designer one he bought for his infant daughter at Pottery Barn with all his other yuppie furniture.

Heh, don't forget his "Gladiator Stu" Painting, what a goof

[Easy 6]

Maybe you guys should listen to me a little more often.
Dont get carried away now.............. :)

[chagrin]

I know a dude down here that filmed a porn movie with a Arizona State U cheerleader, I am going to have to go find out which one, those cheerleaders there are hot, in a strung out, half coked up, DP'd "tampa bay milf wannabe" kind of way

[FAX]

Oooooh. I don't think he made it.

FAX

[VonneMarie]

I hate John Tait.

[chagrin]

racist :)

LOL! Except for once, I was serious about the ratings being better, because the calls would be better, heh

[the Talking Can]

Maybe you guys should listen to me a little more often.

maybe you should **** off and die...you're like a gay KCJohhny....

[FAX]

Cardinal Defense.

Twas once an oxymoron.

FAX

[Megbert]

man this bares team suxx

[Basileus777]

Now the problem is it's a still a 3 score game. Have some balls and go for the TD next time Lovie.

[Megbert]

monsters of the midway my ass.

[Megbert]

ditka wouldn't let this happen. Bring back mikey.

[Basileus777]

Worst kick ever. How the hell do you kick a fg and then try that? Just go for the TD next time. ROFL

[Mecca]

I know a dude down here that filmed a porn movie with a Arizona State U cheerleader, I am going to have to go find out which one, those cheerleaders there are hot, in a strung out, half coked up, DP'd "tampa bay milf wannabe" kind of way

I think you are thinking of Courtney Simpson, she's a former cheerleader there and does porn now.

http://www.fobpro.com/photos/ela0501/full/ela0501f1890.jpg

That's her if we are thinking of the same person.

[Easy 6]

Goodness Gracious........is that really you Vonne Marie?????? Ya know...white guys can be purty cool to............................

[Megbert]

wonder if Barkley will be back this half. Like to hear him rather than Joe "ouch my leg" Theisman or Tony Kornholer

[siberian khatru]

THAT was a jack

[Basileus777]

Who can repair the Bears bandwagon?

[Frazod]

There's a candidate for JACKED UP. :$2500:

[Megbert]

Da Cards Da Cards Da Cards Da Cards Da Cards

[Frazod]

What a STUPID penalty.

[the Talking Can]

imagine an OC being aggressive...

[Hammock Parties]

Yeah, that burned a bit, knowing that Rowen was on our staff last year. Still, Arizona's offense has sucked so I'm not too torn up over it. And they actually have receivers...

[Mecca]

Yeah, that burned a bit, knowing that Rowen was on our staff last year. Still, Arizona's offense has sucked so I'm not too torn up over it. And they actually have receivers...

2 years ago....Arizona hired him before last year.

[Basileus777]

The Bears obviously spent too much time in the dress shop yesterday sipping cosmos and waxing their legs to remember they were supposed to play a football game today.

[the Talking Can]

clutch 3rd downs

[Thig Lyfe]

BEARPLANET MELTDOWN!!!