A Chiefs Planet Confession

['Hamas' Jenkins]

It has come to my attention that

I can't dance.

I can't talk.

The only thing about me is the way that I walk.

[KcMizzou]

tk13's gonna love this.

[BigChiefFan]

Her dogs talking to you, but she's out of reach.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I'll bet all she wants to rub is your face in the dirt.

[tk13]

tk13's gonna love this.
That only took one post.

[2112]

A classic 'Hamas' Jenkins..now you've really pissed me off thread :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole can rest much easier now that we've established that you aren't Leo Sayer.

[luv]

I can't dance.

I can't sing.

I'm just sitting here selling everything.

[Baby Lee]

I can feel it, coming in the air tonight, c'mon.

[Mr. Kotter]

I can feel it, coming in the air tonight, c'mon.

....Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, Oh Lord, Oh Lord

[Dark Horse]

Iii can't see you momma, but I know your always there

[Fire Me Boy!]

Billy... Billy don't you lose my number.

[Mr. Kotter]

....Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
Hamas has a confession....he's a newlywed.

With that many "Oh Lords"....I'm guessing he readying for some afternoon delight.....

:)

[luv]

....Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
When you type it out like that, it looks like a prayer.

[siberian khatru]

All in all you are a very dying race, placing trust upon a cruel world.

[4th and Long]

There's too many men and too many people, making too many problems, and not much love to go round. Can't you see, this is a land of confusion.

[KcMizzou]

Down at the Copa... Copa Cabana...

Wait...

[ck_IN]

<i>I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, Oh Lord, Oh Lord</i>

Whenever I hear that song I always flashback to the pilot for Miami Vice.

[4th and Long]

Down at the Copa... Copa Cabana...

Wait...
Easy there, Rico.

[Dark Horse]

Su Su Sudio What the hell does that mean?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Su Su Sudio What the hell does that mean?

It is a great, great song. A personal favorite.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual.

It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress.

In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole.

Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist.

[morphius]

Shes the kind of girl you dream of
Dream of keeping hold of
Youd better forget it
Youll never get it
She will play around and leave you
Leave you and deceive you
Better forget it
Oh youll regret it

[siberian khatru]

If anybody breaks out "Invisible Touch," I'm going postal. And I'm pretty sure tk13 has my back on this one.

[Mr. Kotter]

My personal fav...

See the lonely man there on the corner,
What hes waiting for, I dont know,

[siberian khatru]

It is a great, great song. A personal favorite.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual.

It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress.

In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole.

Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist.

I'm now more psycho than that psycho. :mad:

[Easy 6]

She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart......................

[KcMizzou]

It is a great, great song. A personal favorite.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. Have you heard the new Huey Lewis?

[Dark Horse]

It is a great, great song. A personal favorite.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual.

It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress.

In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole.

Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist.


Yeah but I don't have that much to say about him.

[Mr. Kotter]

Have you heard the new Huey Lewis?

He strikes me as more of a Hall and Oates kinda guy.... :hmmm:

[siberian khatru]

She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart......................

:bang:

[Brock]

I don't care no mo

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Have you heard the new Huey Lewis?

Their early work was a little too New Wave for my taste.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

He strikes me as more of a Hall and Oates kinda guy.... :hmmm:

I think you're out of touch...and I'm out of time.

[tk13]

If anybody breaks out "Invisible Touch," I'm going postal. And I'm pretty sure tk13 has my back on this one.
I can listen to the live version. The album/radio version never really caught me, for some reason I like it live a lot better.

[Mr. Kotter]

I think you're out of touch...and I'm out of time.

ROFL

VERY, nice. :clap:

[siberian khatru]

I can listen to the live version. The album/radio version never really caught me, for some reason I like it live a lot better.

I'm that way with "The Brazilian." But I hate "Invisible Touch" any which way it's served.

[Bob Dole]

Cue stevieray with SitS in three...two...

[luv]

Air Supply, anyone?

I'm all out of love. I'm so lost without you....

[Baby Lee]

Straddle the line, in discord and rhyme
Im on the hunt Im after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And Im hungry like the wolf

[ck_IN]

<i>Air Supply, anyone? </i>

I will find and severely hurt you. I'm sure their music is a violation of the Geneva Accords on inhumane treatment.

[chagrin]

I don't know wtf this turned into, but "I don't care anymore" is an awesome song

[Dark Horse]

here is my confession
it's the only broken rule
sometimes I crawl inside of me
where I can be a fool
on strange highways

[seclark]

Meet me at the bottom, don't lag behind
Bring me my boots and shoes
You can hang back or fight your best on the frontline
Sing a little bit of these workingman's blues

[ck_IN]

Aint that America?
For you and me
Aint that America?
It's something to see
Aint that America?
Little pink houses for you and me

[morphius]

You can tell evrybody bout the state Im in
You wont catch me crying cos I just cant win.
I dont care anymore

[Dartgod]

Cue stevieray with SitS in three...two...
one....

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun...


Sorry, FDE was on break, to I had to fill in.



Insane in the membrane....

[Hammock Parties]

DOMO ORIGATO MISTER ROBOTO

[4th and Long]

I made a career out of repackaging someone elses hard work and having a lot of people believe it was my own, original work. - Phil Collins

[2112]

S A T U R D A Y NIGHT!!!

S A T U R D A Y NIGHT!!!

I'm gonna dance with you baby on a saturday night..a saturday night..saturday night!!!

The Bay City Rollers!!! :shake:

[Redrum_69]

Watch out boys, She'll chew you up......Whooaa here she comes....shes a maneater!!





I'm waiting for Mohillbilly to chime in that his group is WHAM!

[tk13]

I made a career out of repackaging someone elses hard work and having a lot of people believe it was my own, original work. - Phil Collins
:spock:

[Tribal Warfare]

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[stevieray]

abacab
no son of mine

[Baby Lee]

S A T U R D A Y NIGHT!!!

S A T U R D A Y NIGHT!!!

I'm gonna dance with you baby on a saturday night..a saturday night..saturday night!!!

The Bay City Rollers!!! :shake:
I'm no kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.

[Dartgod]

abacab
no son of mineSorry I stole your Seasons In The Sun gig. You can have Billy, Don't Be A Hero if you'd like.

[Redrum_69]

This song will be stuck in your head for a while...


Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
Bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go
Jamaica

Off the florida keys
Theres a place called kokomo
Thats where you wanna go to get away from it all

Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
Well be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

To martinique, that monserrat mystique

Well put out to sea
And well perfect our chemistry
By and by well defy a little bit of gravity

Afternoon delight
Cocktails and moonlit nights
That dreamy look in your eye
Give me a tropical contact high
Way down in kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

Port au prince I wanna catch a glimpse

Everybody knows
A little place like kokomo
Now if you wanna go
And get away from it all
Go down to kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo

[Baby Lee]

I know a guy who's tough but sweet
He's so fine, he can't be beat
He's got everything that I desire
Sets the summer sun on fire

[2112]

Redrum_69 is usually a shy guy..I love seeing him coming out of his shell now!!! :cuss: :cuss:

[stevieray]

Sorry I stole your Seasons In The Sun gig. You can have Billy, Don't Be A Hero if you'd like.

Just for Bob, I'll go with "when billy joe mcalister jumped off the talahacthie(sp) bridge"

[siberian khatru]

Alright, people, you forced me to go for the jugular. I'm now breaking out ... THE HUDSON BROTHERS:

So you are a star, okay
Nobody knows you like I do
And you will go far, okay
Nobody knows you like I do
You've got to love only me
You've got to feel only me
'Cause nobody knows you
Nobody shows you the way that I do

So you are a star, they say
Nobody knows you like I do
And you play the part, okay
Nobody knows you like I do
You've got to love only me
You've got to feel only me
'Cause nobody knows you
Nobody shows you the way that I do

I close my eyes
Thinking about my tomorrow
And then I cry
There's no one here
To shed a tear for me, oh no

So you are a star, oh yeah
Nobody knows you like I do

And you know you are okay
Nobody knows you like I do
You've got to love only me
You've got to feel only me

'Cause nobody knows you
Nobody shows you the way
The Way
Nobody knows you this way

[stevieray]

This song will be stuck in your head for a while...


Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
Bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go
Jamaica

Off the florida keys
Theres a place called kokomo
Thats where you wanna go to get away from it all

Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
Well be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

To martinique, that monserrat mystique

Well put out to sea
And well perfect our chemistry
By and by well defy a little bit of gravity

Afternoon delight
Cocktails and moonlit nights
That dreamy look in your eye
Give me a tropical contact high
Way down in kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

Port au prince I wanna catch a glimpse

Everybody knows
A little place like kokomo
Now if you wanna go
And get away from it all
Go down to kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo

my moms favorite song!

;)

[Dartgod]

This song will be stuck in your head for a while...


Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
Bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go
Jamaica

Off the florida keys
Theres a place called kokomo
Thats where you wanna go to get away from it all

Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
Well be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

To martinique, that monserrat mystique

Well put out to sea
And well perfect our chemistry
By and by well defy a little bit of gravity

Afternoon delight
Cocktails and moonlit nights
That dreamy look in your eye
Give me a tropical contact high
Way down in kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

Port au prince I wanna catch a glimpse

Everybody knows
A little place like kokomo
Now if you wanna go
And get away from it all
Go down to kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomoI like these lyrics instead of the original...

The Camel Toe Song (sung to the tune of Kokomo by the Beach Boys)

You're a beautiful girl
And your pants are on so tight
That when you stand just right
I can see it all

When you're on the beach
And your bikini's soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette
As I look down below
I see your camel toe

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

I could really go
For a sideways sloppy joe
Or a tuna casserole
Baby don't you know

I never thought I'd see
So much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning gynecology
I see your camel toe

Your (labia?), your vulva
Ooh ya know i love ya
Your (edna?) vagina, nothin' could be finer.
It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy.
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe

[siberian khatru]

I like these lyrics instead of the original...

The Camel Toe Song (sung to the tune of Kokomo by the Beach Boys)

You're a beautiful girl
And your pants are on so tight
That when you stand just right
I can see it all

When you're on the beach
And your bikini's soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette
As I look down below
I see your camel toe

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

I could really go
For a sideways sloppy joe
Or a tuna casserole
Baby don't you know

I never thought I'd see
So much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning gynecology
I see your camel toe

Your (labia?), your vulva
Ooh ya know i love ya
Your (edna?) vagina, nothin' could be finer.
It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy.
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe


MY mom's favorite song!

[Tribal Warfare]

Disturbed's version of Land of Confusion



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[stevieray]

MY mom's favorite song!
damn! stole my thunder!

[Skip Towne]

Redrum_69 is usually a shy guy..I love seeing him coming out of his shell now!!! :cuss: :cuss:
I like his mom much better. But she's out of town this month. The Seventh Fleet just docked.

[Hammock Parties]

I churn butter once or twice.

Living in an Amish Paradise.

[2112]

Gordon Lightfoot..wreck of the edmunds fitgerald

The legend lives on from the chipewwa on down at the big lake they call gichegumie..the lake it is said never gives up her dead when the skies of november turn gloomy..with a load of iron orr 26,000 tons more than the edmunds fitzgerald weighed empty..that good ship and true was a bone to be chewed when the gales of november came early..the ship was the pride of the americans side coming back from some mill in wisconsin...as the big freighters go it was bigger than most..with a crew and good captain well seasoned ...concluding some terms with..

done!!!lol!!