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DenverChief
10-20-2006, 06:02 PM
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JBucc
10-20-2006, 06:08 PM
Do you mind if my mom watches?
PinkFloyd
10-20-2006, 06:08 PM
I hear alot of people say this AFTER sex...


HONEY --- I'M HOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Donger
10-20-2006, 06:10 PM
"Here come the demons!!!"

That's not a very good one, apparently.
BucEyedPea
10-20-2006, 06:11 PM
I faked it! ROFL
bogie
10-20-2006, 06:16 PM
What's that smell?
blueballs
10-20-2006, 06:21 PM
I need money for the
parking meter
'Hamas' Jenkins
10-20-2006, 06:23 PM
Sadly, I'm guilty of "What's your name, again" :banghead: She didn't care though, she was a ho. :thumb:
PinkFloyd
10-20-2006, 06:25 PM
What about -- "Oh shit !!! Your daughter (my girlfriend) is home"!!!
L.A. Chieffan
10-20-2006, 06:26 PM
Where do I leave the 5 bucks?
BWillie
10-20-2006, 06:39 PM
You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
DomerNKC
10-20-2006, 06:40 PM
daddy, you are crushing my cigarettes!!!
BWillie
10-20-2006, 06:41 PM
I'm going to use a coat hanger 9 months from now
JBucc
10-20-2006, 06:43 PM
Don't worry baby, I promise you won't get pregnant, I've got my lucky condom. This thing's never let me down.
BWillie
10-20-2006, 06:45 PM
I left some penicillen on the counter. Sorry..welp, gotta go
boogblaster
10-20-2006, 07:17 PM
is that real tuna....
ChiefFripp
10-20-2006, 07:27 PM
Didn't I get your number at the clinic?
ChiefsFire
10-20-2006, 07:52 PM
WRONG HOLE FOOL!
Smed1065
10-20-2006, 08:02 PM
Do you mind if my mom watches?

He encorages it, unless he Might not get some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sorry, that is every chance.
The Bad Guy
10-20-2006, 08:36 PM
Sadly, I'm guilty of "What's your name, again" :banghead: She didn't care though, she was a ho. :thumb:

You remind me a lot of KcChiefsman.
milkman
10-20-2006, 09:10 PM
Do you mind if my mom watches?

[GoChief's sex partner]Shut the hell up. You know good and damn well I am your mother.[GoChief's mother]