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'Hamas' Jenkins
10-22-2006, 04:46 PM
Does anyone else finish off their dumps by cleaning up with Wet Wipes? My bowels are angry a good portion of the time, and I find that it helps clean up my rather tar-like stools. :thumb:
BWillie
10-22-2006, 04:53 PM
You know how I know your gay....
HAHA just kidding. I would just use my hand, and then wipe it off on an opposing teams jacket and by utilizing ice from his cooler.
yes, wet wipes are the way to go. especially those of you who ever get hemroids. they have prep. H wet wipes that you can use as preventative maintenance. I haven't had another hemroid in a long time. and i'm sqeakie clean!
Hamas..I would think you would have a bade..or bode..or bude..however the f*ck you spell it..you know, that water blaster thing next to the shitter that cleans your bunghole..you dont have one of them by now??
Especially after that rollercoaster with your Cardinals?? :p :hmmm: :D
'Hamas' Jenkins
10-22-2006, 05:11 PM
Bidet...and I have thought about it.
Bidet...and I have thought about it.
AAAHHH..REFRESHING!!! :)
http://www.cadetstuff.org/images/iace_1970_bidet.jpg
Bowser
10-22-2006, 05:34 PM
I have my royal servants with their royal d-cups clean that royal place between sac and crack. No dingleberries, no fumunda juice, and no funk! I highly recommend it.
I have my royal servants with their royal d-cups clean that royal place between sac and crack. No dingleberries, no fumunda juice, and no funk! I highly recommend it.
I bet mamasboy uses wet wipes after a date with Tynes and Huard...........
ChiefsfaninPA
10-22-2006, 05:48 PM
Yeah, but I call them Man-wipes.
Yeah, but I call them Man-wipes.
mamasboy calls them man-juice-wipes..........
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