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lightsout04
10-26-2006, 08:36 AM
I was wondering if you guys could give me some suggestions on how I should propose to my girlfriend. We have been dating for five years now (since our sophomore year of high school). She has no idea that I am going to propose and I want to do something special and different.
Redrum_69
10-26-2006, 08:46 AM
And you bring this to the Chiefsplanet board....
This should be interesting......
Dartgod
10-26-2006, 08:46 AM
Put the ring in a bowl of antifreeze.
chief52
10-26-2006, 08:48 AM
Put the ring in a bowl of antifreeze.
ROFL :clap:
morphius
10-26-2006, 08:52 AM
Well, I got engaged in front of the congregation of the Church that my Wife grew up at, both her parents were there, and her Grandmother was there. Was pretty cool because it is something that we can tell people, and nobody else has ever heard of doing that.
Phobia
10-26-2006, 08:54 AM
I think you should just take her house shopping. Buy her favorite and then get a new girlfriend. You'll actually save a lot of money in the long run.
Congratulations, Mr. lightsout04. I hope she says yes and that you live happily ever after.
Create a new food. Yes. That's the ticket. I suggest you create a new food such as the Donut Sundae. Two cinnamon cake donuts covered with a scoop of vanilla ice cream and doused with caramel sauce. Name it after her. Hide the ring in the ice cream and serve it up with a big spoon. If she doesn't choke on it, you'll have a fiance!!!
FAX
Go to some class joint... you know... Burrito King or something.... whip it out and give her a few playful slaps to the face with it.
At that point tell her she can't do any better than you....
She'll be yours forever....
Fire Me Boy!
10-26-2006, 08:58 AM
Show her a prenup and say, "What the hell? Let's get this over with."
Kyle401
10-26-2006, 08:59 AM
I say you reach up her shirt and hang the ring on her nipple.
Wile_E_Coyote
10-26-2006, 09:22 AM
put the ring on your pinky, tell her to pull your finger
StcChief
10-26-2006, 09:22 AM
Depending on your financial sitution or your family's business etc.
A prenup may not be a bad idea....
If she bauks at that You have to wonder.
Donger
10-26-2006, 09:24 AM
I was wondering if you guys could give me some suggestions on how I should propose to my girlfriend. We have been dating for five years now (since our sophomore year of high school). She has no idea that I am going to propose and I want to do something special and different.
What do you want to propose?
Fire Me Boy!
10-26-2006, 09:25 AM
Depending on your financial sitution or your family's business etc.
A prenup may not be a bad idea....
If she bauks at that You have to wonder.
However, if you have a ton of debt and she has none, don't get the prenup! When you divorce she gets half. Deal, or no deal?
http://jam.canoe.ca/Television/2006/10/24/jam_howie256.jpg
Predarat
10-26-2006, 09:25 AM
The best advice is don't!!! Heed this guys advice, I sure wish I had!
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3490366&postcount=43
Bugeater
10-26-2006, 09:26 AM
I think you should have her register here and propose to her on the Planet.
Fire Me Boy!
10-26-2006, 09:27 AM
Grape Gatoraid does the trick all the time.
Moooo
Rain Man
10-26-2006, 09:40 AM
I'll be working up a number of suggestions over the coming weeks, but I'll start with the obvious.
Take her to a nice restaurant, and tell her that you'll marry her if she'll give you one last threesome with [insert name of her best-looking friend here].
wolfpack0735
10-26-2006, 09:41 AM
i`ve been dating my girlfriend for six years now. she actually wanted to get married at the chiefs training camp,but we couldn`t afford it. now we are wondering if you could get married in the parking lot of arrowhead,say minicamp. she wants us both to be decked out in chiefs jerseys. wonder what they would charge us for a small wedding in the lot before the minicamp. say our kids.preacher and who ever is around us. maybe we could do and they wouldn`t find out.
Redrum_69
10-26-2006, 09:43 AM
i`ve been dating my girlfriend for six years now. she actually wanted to get married at the chiefs training camp,but we couldn`t afford it. now we are wondering if you could get married in the parking lot of arrowhead,say minicamp. she wants us both to be decked out in chiefs jerseys. wonder what they would charge us for a small wedding in the lot before the minicamp. say our kids.preacher and who ever is around us. maybe we could do and they wouldn`t find out.
You should write for WPI.
Frosty
10-26-2006, 09:45 AM
wolfpack, she sounds like a keeper. :thumb:
Personally, I would contact the Chiefs' front office and tell them what I wanted to do. I think they would love it, from a publicity point of view.
Phobia
10-26-2006, 09:46 AM
i`ve been dating my girlfriend for six years now. she actually wanted to get married at the chiefs training camp,but we couldn`t afford it. now we are wondering if you could get married in the parking lot of arrowhead,say minicamp. she wants us both to be decked out in chiefs jerseys. wonder what they would charge us for a small wedding in the lot before the minicamp. say our kids.preacher and who ever is around us. maybe we could do and they wouldn`t find out.
They'll charge nothing. In fact, you can use my tailgate venue for free if you'd like. Heck, I'd even feed the bride and groom. BYOJOP
Fire Me Boy!
10-26-2006, 09:48 AM
wolfpack, she sounds like a keeper. :thumb:
Personally, I would contact the Chiefs' front office and tell them what I wanted to do. I think they would love it, from a publicity point of view.
They'd love the publicity if you'd talk to local TV...
Rain Man
10-26-2006, 09:48 AM
They'll charge nothing. In fact, you can use my tailgate venue for free if you'd like. Heck, I'd even feed the bride and groom. BYOJOP
I'm serving as a judge in the monkey trial. Pay my expenses out there and give me a ticket and I'll perform the ceremony.
Phobia
10-26-2006, 09:49 AM
wolfpack, she sounds like a keeper. :thumb:
Personally, I would contact the Chiefs' front office and tell them what I wanted to do. I think they would love it, from a publicity point of view.
No, actually they'll charge you. No joke.
wolfpack0735
10-26-2006, 09:51 AM
They'll charge nothing. In fact, you can use my tailgate venue for free if you'd like. Heck, I'd even feed the bride and groom. BYOJOP
we might take you up on it. we are 5hrs away from K.C. but when we do come up for a game or camp dunit35 and i aways stop by to talk to you.
Brock
10-26-2006, 09:54 AM
Nothing personal, but you don't have enough experience to get married.
Hog's Gone Fishin
10-26-2006, 09:54 AM
I took mine on a moonlight walk along the slurry pit and asked her there. She said no of course until I pointed out the three floating carcasses of my last three girlfriends.
kcfan88
10-26-2006, 09:54 AM
Not many lighthouses 5-hours away from KC!...But, I proposed marriage in the top of a lighthouse at the coast of washington state.
Phobia
10-26-2006, 09:56 AM
we might take you up on it. we are 5hrs away from K.C. but when we do come up for a game or camp dunit35 and i aways stop by to talk to you.
Oh, I know exactly who you guys are. Are you going to wait until that granddaughter is old enough to be a flower-girl or are you waiting for a nice day next season? You can't get married in the cold, can you?
chasedude
10-26-2006, 10:29 AM
Ha HA hA! I can't believe you posted this! The Planeteers are going to have a ball with this one!
Phobia
10-26-2006, 10:36 AM
Nothing personal, but you don't have enough experience to get married.
Listen to Brock. He's right. You don't even have any idea who you are until your last 20's. I got married at 20. Biggest mistake of my life. I'm still paying for it.
wolfpack0735
10-26-2006, 10:38 AM
Oh, I know exactly who you guys are. Are you going to wait until that granddaughter is old enough to be a flower-girl or are you waiting for a nice day next season? You can't get married in the cold, can you?
nope,besides no tickets. i would want warmer weather. i got married in the cold with the first wife and she never did warm up. i should have known,she never did like the chiefs.
Rain Man
10-26-2006, 10:38 AM
Another option would be to rent a bunch of ships and have them go out in the middle of the ocean and spell out, "Will you marry me, [insert name here]?" by arranging themselves next to each other. Then you can rent a plane and fly over it. I guarantee she'll be surprised.
bushmaster
10-26-2006, 10:41 AM
cock ring. she gets it off, you marry her.
The Midget Stack technique works pretty well.
Hire a bunch of midgets and stack them up real high in her front yard. Then, ring the doorbell. When she answers the door and sees the midgets, have them sing "We Build This City With Rock And Roll". Then, tell her you'll get rid of the midgets if she'll spend the rest of her life with you and always be faithful.
Guaranteed to work.
FAX
Iowanian
10-26-2006, 10:48 AM
You're not even close to Old enough to be hitching up. Wait until after her 21 year old "i'm a woman" bar hooker phase.
Don't do it, III.
Iowanian
10-26-2006, 10:50 AM
"now that we're 25, have finished college and are establishing careers and financial stability, and we've prepared the foundation for the rest of our lives....I think its time we consider....."
It should start like that.
Ask Darkwolfe. He's the expert. ;)
Redrum_69
10-26-2006, 10:59 AM
Heres what I would do....take her to the Mall of the Great Plains for some pictures from the photo booth. While at the mall, go ahead and buy dinner. Preferably bourbon chicken and maybe some rice. Then immediately head to the nearest Wal-Mart, pay the .50 and have her ride the electric horse. Any remaining change you have left should be spent on the tattoos and stickers. You may get lucky and get a britney spears sticker that you can put on her forehead as a target.
If your girlfriend is anything like your mom, try using duct tape rather than just a sticker, and maybe a ball gag.
stumppy
10-26-2006, 11:05 AM
How about you propose that you two just live together for awhile.
boogblaster
10-26-2006, 11:06 AM
Tell her, her sister has better poontang, over a nite out at Mc Donalds..offer her a way out, if she dont leave,guess you're stuck with her for life...
keg in kc
10-26-2006, 11:10 AM
Iowanian, back a few posts, gave the best advice.
Iowanian, back a few posts, gave the best advice.
Agreed.
I always thought I wanted to get married shortly after high school. I'm so glad I didn't. I'm discovering that I didn't really know who I was back then.
Cormac
10-26-2006, 11:15 AM
Put the ring in a bowl of antifreeze.
I knew this thread would be funny when I clicked on it, but I didn't think it would be that funny...
ROFL
Phobia
10-26-2006, 11:16 AM
The Midget Stack technique works pretty well.
Hire a bunch of midgets and stack them up real high in her front yard.
Do you have any idea how much that would cost? You do realize that 1999 was the beginning of the midgets movement, don't you? They're now capitalizing on their lack of stature. Hiring a couple Manute Bols would be cheaper.
I do like the "Built this city" idea though. That's definitely a keeper.
Redrum_69
10-26-2006, 11:21 AM
Agreed.
I always thought I wanted to get married shortly after high school. I'm so glad I didn't. I'm discovering that I didn't really know who I was back then.
After a few hundred guys, are you getting closer to being self actualized?
Iowanian
10-26-2006, 11:25 AM
required reading.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=110519&page=1
Do you have any idea how much that would cost? You do realize that 1999 was the beginning of the midgets movement, don't you? They're now capitalizing on their lack of stature. Hiring a couple Manute Bols would be cheaper. ...
You're probably right, Mr. Phobia.
Midgets might not be economical if you're short on cash.
FAX
Hog's Gone Fishin
10-26-2006, 11:28 AM
Just a warning, As soon as the honeymoon is over the puzzy stops and so do the hot meals. There are now bills to pay that will cause tremendous pressure on your marriage. Any time you want to buy a man toy like a truck, a boat , a gun or anything else for your pleasure you will have to clear it with her. And you will probably have to buy her something expensive beforehand to soften her up. She probably has a job right now, but as soon as you get married she'll be knocked up and bitch about not being able to work after 3 days of being pregnant. Also if she's not already fat don't worry cause she will be. And she'll quit wearing any makeup too. Within 2 years you'll be lookin at her sayin what the **** did I get myself into. Then you'll get a divorce , she'll get half of everything you worked for and you can pay child support for kids that probably aren't even yours. That reminds me , a blood test should be in the prenup for any children she claims are yours. In short you would be a lot better off keeping yourself single for as long as possible. There's nothing to benefit from marriage!
After a few hundred guys, are you getting closer to being self actualized?
I can pencil you in for next Thursday.
Just a warning, As soon as the honeymoon is over the puzzy stops and so do the hot meals. There are now bills to pay that will cause tremendous pressure on your marriage. Any time you want to buy a man toy like a truck, a boat , a gun or anything else for your pleasure you will have to clear it with her. And you will probably have to buy her something expensive beforehand to soften her up. She probably has a job right now, but as soon as you get married she'll be knocked up and bitch about not being able to work after 3 days of being pregnant. Also if she's not already fat don't worry cause she will be. And she'll quit wearing any makeup too. Within 2 years you'll be lookin at her sayin what the **** did I get myself into. Then you'll get a divorce , she'll get half of everything you worked for and you can pay child support for kids that probably aren't even yours. That reminds me , a blood test should be in the prenup for any children she claims are yours. In short you would be a lot better off keeping yourself single for as long as possible. There's nothing to benefit from marriage!
ROFL Wow, some of you guys sure know how to pick them. I never had most of these problems. I guess I must be one of the lucky few.
Phobia
10-26-2006, 11:34 AM
I can pencil you in for next Thursday.
Now that is a fine response. You are no longer a noob. You get it.
I'm discovering that I didn't really know who I was back then.
A man?
Kidding......just kidding........ ;)
Phobia
10-26-2006, 11:35 AM
You're probably right, Mr. Phobia.
Midgets might not be economical if you're short on cash.
FAX
Oh, and damn you for putting "Built This City" in my head. Damn you!
Rain Man
10-26-2006, 11:42 AM
Here's an idea to make it fun. Tell her that you will take her as your wife, but she was to pass the testing process first to prove that she's worthy. Then you can... uh... are there any minors on the site, because from here on out it gets very, very pornographic.
Braincase
10-26-2006, 11:43 AM
Listen to Brock. He's right. You don't even have any idea who you are until your last 20's. I got married at 20. Biggest mistake of my life. I'm still paying for it.
We all are.
Oh, and damn you for putting "Built This City" in my head. Damn you!
I saw something on TV about that being voted the worst song in the world and they showed a college kid trapped in a room with that song playing over and over, trying to break some Guiness record. He looked in agony. It was pretty funny.
Braincase
10-26-2006, 11:45 AM
After a few hundred guys, are you getting closer to being self actualized?
If anybody knows how a few hundred guys can aid in self-discovery, we're sure it's you.
Guess your mom gave you one good piece of advice, eh?
Oh, and damn you for putting "Built This City" in my head. Damn you!
Sorry, Mr. Phobia. I feel your pain. I've been humming the "Jaws" theme for the last hour.
It's kinda monotonous, frankly.
FAX
Phobia
10-26-2006, 11:50 AM
We all are.
Are you suggesting I vent too much about my failed marriage? I agree. Though I'm healing. I just found out recently that most of it was my fault.
Fire Me Boy!
10-26-2006, 11:51 AM
Oh, and damn you for putting "Built This City" in my head. Damn you!
Me, too... but for some reason, Sean Connery is singing it. :hmmm:
Phobia
10-26-2006, 11:53 AM
Me, too... but for some reason, Sean Connery is singing it. :hmmm:
Oh - that's much better. Thank you. Almost soothing. I think I'll nap now.
Calcountry
10-26-2006, 11:58 AM
I was wondering if you guys could give me some suggestions on how I should propose to my girlfriend. We have been dating for five years now (since our sophomore year of high school). She has no idea that I am going to propose and I want to do something special and different.Just tell her to go to www.chiefsplanet.com (http://www.chiefsplanet.com)
Redrum_69
10-26-2006, 12:03 PM
Guess your mom gave you one good piece of advice, eh?
You damn skippy....and thankfully it took multiple pieces of your mom before I got anything remotely good.
ChiefsCountry
10-26-2006, 12:19 PM
I feel sorry for you, one girl friend for 5 years in the prime years of your life. And I am close to your age.
Braincase
10-26-2006, 02:37 PM
Are you suggesting I vent too much about my failed marriage? I agree. Though I'm healing. I just found out recently that most of it was my fault.
:)
You're the guy. Of course it was your fault. Just ask her friends.
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