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doomy3
10-29-2006, 09:10 PM
He just said what we have all been wondering for years.

"What the Heck do I know?" as quoted by one John Madden on Sunday night football.

So, what exactly does Mr. Madden know?
KcMizzou
10-29-2006, 09:11 PM
cankles and turduckens
Demonpenz
10-29-2006, 09:12 PM
Hall of fame John Madden
RealSNR
10-29-2006, 09:12 PM
He was talking about pork chops.... something I thought by the looks of him he knew plenty about
DMAC
10-29-2006, 09:13 PM
He knows how to eat them...that is all.
doomy3
10-29-2006, 09:13 PM
He was talking about pork chops.... something I thought by the looks of him he knew plenty about

indeed, if there is one thing that he actually does know something about, you would think that would be the thing.
Bugeater
10-29-2006, 09:15 PM
He knows that if you need a touchdown and a field goal to win the game, you don't need to get the TD first, you can get the FG first and get the TD later.
doomy3
10-29-2006, 09:22 PM
He knows that if you need a touchdown and a field goal to win the game, you don't need to get the TD first, you can get the FG first and get the TD later.


ROFL
'Hamas' Jenkins
10-29-2006, 09:43 PM
That and that "That guy wears contact lenses, because it helps him to see the ball".
Demonpenz
10-29-2006, 09:44 PM
hall of famer john madden
doomy3
10-29-2006, 09:56 PM
"If a guy fumbles, it's a doggone fumble." -John Madded
Demonpenz
10-29-2006, 09:57 PM
hall of famer John Madden
morphius
10-29-2006, 09:59 PM
After all the times watching him circle a guy on his little display as making a great block that made the big run possible, only for that guy to having actually whiffed on the block...

Well, I have to say not much.

but that is the difference of getting turnovers and giving turnovers.
Direckshun
10-29-2006, 10:02 PM
The guy's done his fair share of Arrowhead games. Just about every time he dedicates a good 30 seconds to showing some footage of KC's legendary tailgating BBQs.

That makes the man alright in my book.
Raiderhater
10-29-2006, 10:04 PM
He knows butt sweat.
BigOlChiefsfan
10-29-2006, 10:20 PM
Yep, his buttsweat theory is right up there with Tough Actin' Tinactin.
dtebbe
10-29-2006, 10:34 PM
He knows some things go "BOOM" (like his last 12 blow-up dolls)

DT
doomy3
10-29-2006, 10:44 PM
"It's like I always say-Winning is like a deodorant." -John Madden
kcxiv
10-29-2006, 10:47 PM
Madden is alright. I dont mind him, he's getting old, but everyone gets old. He's legendary regardless if people like it or not.
milkman
10-29-2006, 10:52 PM
I've never been a fan of Madden as an analyst, but the guy was a hell of a coach.

I hated that.
Ultra Peanut
10-29-2006, 10:59 PM
DEAR ABC STOP

THIS IS AL MICHAELS STOP

THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU WILL EVER SEND ME TO A SWEATY GYM IN PETALUMA STOP
big nasty kcnut
10-29-2006, 11:02 PM
You know that guy have great shankles and he remind me of the time i looked at this girl and said she got some nice shankles.
TrickyNicky
10-29-2006, 11:04 PM
"Brett Favre is just Brett Favre. You can't say Brett Favre without talking about Brett Favre. Sure, Brett Favre will throw an interception from time to time, but that's just what makes him Brett Favre. He's a gunslinger and watch him throw off his back foot, that's what makes Brett Favre special. It's so nice to see Brett Favre smilin' and havin' fun out there, and you realize that's Brett Favre. Brett Favre once saved a nun from a car wreck. heh heh. If Brett Favre died, he'd be ressurected and ascend into heaven as part of the holy host. Boom! You see Brett Favre running around down there and jawing at the defenders? That's Brett Favre." -John Madden.