View Full Version : I thought I heard it all, until now
chagrin
10-30-2006, 03:00 PM
Sorry Ari - I know you hate these, just don't read any further:
Holy Shit WTF!
Teen Arrested for Raping His Mother
Albertville, Ala. -- Police say a Marshall County teen raped his mother to get revenge on his brother.
Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville.
It's a twisted crime that police say Helms admits.
"From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother," said Sgt. Jamie Smith of the Albertville Police Department.
It was unusual retaliation on an unsuspecting victim.
Authorities say Helms' mother was apparently passed out drunk on the couch when the rape started.
"During the attack she did come to and recognize her attacker. (Reporter: As her son?) As her son," said Smith.
That's when, according to the police report, the mother "tried to get away, but he held her down until he was finished."
"It's totally sick is what it is," said Smith.
Helms was arrested and charged with the 1st degree rape of his own mother.
Smith says it's hard to wrap your mind around.
"Shocked, shocked would be more a better way to describe it. That somebody would dip to the lows to do something of this nature. It's just pretty much a shock to the conscience of the general public," said Smith.
Helms is being held in the Marshall County Jail on $100,000 bond.
http://www.wsfa.com/Global/story.asp?S=5598920
Hound333
10-30-2006, 03:02 PM
I got nothing here. Wow
Baby Lee
10-30-2006, 03:02 PM
Giggity!!!
Arkansas?
Oh wait, Alabama. Hmmm. :shake:
JBucc
10-30-2006, 03:04 PM
Is she hot?
Rooster
10-30-2006, 03:04 PM
:spock: WTF... Just shoot the kid now.
Pitt Gorilla
10-30-2006, 03:05 PM
I wonder how they'll treat Gary "Oedipus" Helms, Jr. in the clink?
Oh, and, this thread is useless...
Mr. Laz
10-30-2006, 03:05 PM
pic?
chagrin
10-30-2006, 03:05 PM
Giggity!!!
LMAO you didn't
chagrin
10-30-2006, 03:06 PM
Arkansas?
Oh wait, Alabama. Hmmm. :shake:
I guess the whole part about them living in a trailer park, wouldn't add much to the legend would it?
BIG_DADDY
10-30-2006, 03:07 PM
Is she hot? :shake:
That's just not right. LMAO
Iowanian
10-30-2006, 03:08 PM
Sounds like he was a bronco fan and the teeth of the beaver reminded him of Elway.
Wholesome reading. The world is becoming so wonderful. People everywhere are just so normal and clean and drug free. No sickos anywhere.
ChiefFripp
10-30-2006, 03:11 PM
Rape on a drunken parent in a trailer park. Sounds like a regular nightfor most Bronco fans.
Mr. Laz
10-30-2006, 03:12 PM
:eek:
<----the kitty made me do it!!!
ROFL
Chiefnj
10-30-2006, 03:13 PM
I wonder how the girlfriend feels about it. Any future boyfriend of hers has it made. "What? You're getting mad at me for [insert any discretion in the universe], when you used to date a guy that raped his mom?"
tyton75
10-30-2006, 03:13 PM
This thread is worthless without pics!
ROFL
the kitty made me do it!!! LMAO
4th and Long
10-30-2006, 03:13 PM
I stopped reading after the words, "Trailer Park."
Mr. Laz
10-30-2006, 03:15 PM
LMAO
you laugh but he's a real bastige :D
ChiefsFan4Life
10-30-2006, 03:15 PM
Incest is best
<----the kitty made me do it!!!
ROFL
HAHAHA!!!YOU CHANGED IT!!LMAO!!! ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
you laugh but he's a real bastige :D
That kitty might look cute..but, it has a huge roar and bite :p :thumb:
CoMoChief
10-30-2006, 03:20 PM
Calling Joe Dirt
chagrin
10-30-2006, 03:21 PM
Incest is best
relatively speaking, of course
sorry, I had to
Braincase
10-30-2006, 03:28 PM
So we now know Redrum_69's real name is Gary and he's 19. I think we now know why he's been so "mom" fixated.
kcfanintitanhell
10-30-2006, 03:29 PM
I stopped reading after the words, "Trailer Park."
It ain't home...till you take the wheels off
It ain't home...till it's up on blocks
There ain't nothin like your very own spot
My own redneck...Camelot
It ain't home...till you take the wheels off
-
Trailer Park Troubadours 1997
Gonzo
10-30-2006, 03:29 PM
He was sitting on the porch that day and his mom yelled, "Get in the house you little Mother Fuc**r!"
He said, "Mom, I ain't a Mother Fuc**r!"
To that she said, "Well...You're not in the house yet!"
So we now know Redrum_69's real name is Gary and he's 19. I think we now know why he's been so "mom" fixated.
ROFL
ChiefFripp
10-30-2006, 03:32 PM
Poor woman. Man I hope life takes it easy on her for a few decades.
kaplin42
10-30-2006, 03:38 PM
Incest is best
Put your mother to the test!!!
Adept Havelock
10-30-2006, 03:57 PM
Incest is best
A new game for the whole family, from Porkyour Brothers.
headsnap
10-30-2006, 04:03 PM
the term MILF takes on a whole new meaning!!!!! :eek:
Redrum_69
10-30-2006, 04:09 PM
Wow, another breakdown in the society category...in a trailer park.
Stewie
10-30-2006, 04:11 PM
Is there anywhere they do medical experimentation on humans? That dude's candidate numero uno.
jiveturkey
10-30-2006, 04:12 PM
Is there anywhere they do medical experimentation on humans? That dude's candidate numero uno.He prefers to be called candidate ocho cinco.
Baby Lee
10-30-2006, 04:15 PM
Any truth to the reports that the rapist was muttering "gotta get back, gotta get back" throughout the ordeal?
Stewie
10-30-2006, 04:16 PM
He prefers to be called candidate ocho cinco.
ROFL
Halfcan
10-30-2006, 04:16 PM
He held his own mom down until he was fiished that is sick you just need to :bang: this twisted fugger.
Rain Man
10-30-2006, 04:47 PM
Who are we to condemn a guy for wanting a little brother?
TinyEvel
10-30-2006, 05:41 PM
the rapist broke down in tears of frustration after realizing that the "I raped your mother" trash talk doesn't work on siblings.
BigRock
10-31-2006, 01:10 AM
"From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother," said Sgt. Jamie Smith of the Albertville Police Department.
I read this a few different times and it still didn't make the slightest bit of sense. But then it hit me. Alabama... trailer park...
The mother and the girlfriend are the same person.
Now it all comes together. Ol' Momma Helms was probably dating her boy Gary, but he came home one day to find the trailer rockin' and caught her in bed with his brother. The brothers argued, Momma got drunk, and the rest is history.
It's a redneck love triangle... like Aniston/Pitt/Jolie, if those 3 were all as ugly as boiled sin, missing their front teeth, and related to each other.
greg63
10-31-2006, 01:43 AM
Geez; it's a sick world we live in. :shake:
greg63
10-31-2006, 02:02 AM
Git a rope!!!!
LMAO
dtebbe
10-31-2006, 08:56 AM
the term MILF takes on a whole new meaning!!!!! :eek:
ROFL
Only in Alabamastan
DT
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