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Donger
10-30-2006, 05:04 PM
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/entertainment/10193562/detail.html

LOS ANGELES -- After seven years of marriage, acting couple Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe have separated.

"We are saddened to announce that Reese and Ryan have decided to formally separate," publicist Nanci Ryder said in a statement issued Monday on behalf of the couple. "They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time."

Ryder said she could not elaborate on the split.

Witherspoon and Phillippe have two children together -- 7-year-old Ava and 3-year-old Deacon.

The couple married in 1999, the same year they co-started in the film thriller "Cruel Intentions."

Witherspoon won the Best-Actress Academy Award in March for her role as June Cash in "Walk The Line."

Phillippe was in the ensemble cast of the best-picture winner, "Crash," and currently stars in director Clint Eastwood's World War II epic "Flags of Our Fathers," which examines the life of the iconic flag-raisers during and after the Battle of Iwo Jima.

Hammock Parties
10-30-2006, 05:05 PM
Yummy.

siberian khatru
10-30-2006, 05:08 PM
I'm starting to lose confidence in Hollywood marriages.

Donger
10-30-2006, 05:09 PM
Yummy.

This was for you, BTW. She seems right up your chubby, mannish alley.

BIG_DADDY
10-30-2006, 05:09 PM
Looking like that she needed spread it around a little more anyway.

Baby Lee
10-30-2006, 05:12 PM
Let's go motorboatin'


Bbbbbbbb!!!!

BTW - I've always figured Phillipe as Timberlake's gay brother. Just me?
Gotta give him credit though for knockin' Tracy Flick up.

KcMizzou
10-30-2006, 05:14 PM
This was for you, BTW. She seems right up your chubby, mannish alley.I've gotta go with Gochiefs on this one. She's hot.

Stewie
10-30-2006, 05:15 PM
<----- Drooling

GoHuge
10-30-2006, 05:15 PM
I'm still somewhat of a n00b but I'm never amazed at what one can learn on the Planet.

chagrin
10-30-2006, 05:16 PM
Question is, would you rather have Reece Witherspoon or Claire Danes??

Donger
10-30-2006, 05:17 PM
I'm still somewhat of a n00b but I'm never amazed at what one can learn on the Planet.

Really?

Crashride
10-30-2006, 05:18 PM
Reese looks like the aliens from independence day. Specifically the one that Will Smith punched

siberian khatru
10-30-2006, 05:18 PM
Question is, would you rather have Reece Witherspoon or Claire Danes??

No contest -- Reese.

Danes is too skinny and waifish. JMO.

Hammock Parties
10-30-2006, 05:30 PM
This was for you, BTW. She seems right up your chubby, mannish alley.

Absolutely.

TinyEvel
10-30-2006, 05:33 PM
NIIICE!

Though I'd have a hard time hittin' that, knowing she spent all that time with TV butt-boy.

But definitely a MILF

Hammock Parties
10-30-2006, 05:33 PM
Speaking of chubby, Carrie is losing too much weight. I liked her better during her Idol run.

JohnnyV13
10-30-2006, 05:36 PM
Question is, would you rather have Reece Witherspoon or Claire Danes??


Reese, no question. Claire Danes does nothing for me.

Reese isn't super hot either...but she's super cute.

tihs stae dozarf
10-30-2006, 05:39 PM
Donger

You sh!thead, you act like anybody on this board has a chance with Reese. Eat jerking away, punk!

petegz28
10-30-2006, 05:40 PM
Respect their privacy and we cannot elaborate on the split.

But I am hear to publicly announce it.

What crap.

Hammock Parties
10-30-2006, 05:40 PM
Eat jerking away, punk!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!

alpha_omega
10-30-2006, 05:41 PM
Pics???????

Baby Lee
10-30-2006, 05:42 PM
On the subject of hotties, anyone noticed Becki Newton on Ugly Betty. She's the snarky chick who wanted Betty's new job and who's sleeping with the boss [big boss' son, really].
Had her in shorts last week, and Lord!!! Her legs almost Jaime Pressley quality.

chagrin
10-30-2006, 05:42 PM
Reese, no question. Claire Danes does nothing for me.

Reese isn't super hot either...but she's super cute.

I always found both of them to be super "cute", that's why I brought up Claire. I don't know, just two cuties

Donger
10-30-2006, 05:43 PM
Donger

You sh!thead, you act like anybody on this board has a chance with Reese.

Well, personally, I wouldn't f*ck her with GoChief's prick. Not even if she begged.

Eat jerking away, punk!

What does this mean?

Hammock Parties
10-30-2006, 05:43 PM
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/2476/witherspoon266051042150ov9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Baby Lee
10-30-2006, 05:44 PM
I always found both of them to be super "cute", that's why I brought up Claire. I don't know, just two cuties
That scene of her blissful and glowing under the gauzy sunfilled covers with Romeo in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet was the stuff of adolescent dream. . .

Donger
10-30-2006, 05:45 PM
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/2476/witherspoon266051042150ov9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Okay. I'd let her blow me, but that's it.

KcMizzou
10-30-2006, 05:48 PM
I thought she looked pretty good in the pic that was with the article.

Donger
10-30-2006, 05:48 PM
I thought she looked pretty good in the pic that was with the article.

She looks like a bitch.

ChiefaRoo
10-30-2006, 05:50 PM
No contest -- Reese.

Danes is too skinny and waifish. JMO.


Neither of these chicks is that good looking IMO.

Baby Lee
10-30-2006, 05:50 PM
http://www.poster.net/witherspoon-reese/witherspoon-reese-photo-reese-witherspoon-6204463.jpg

Stewie
10-30-2006, 05:56 PM
I'd post a topless Reese pic, but that would be inappropriate here. Mmmmm....

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-30-2006, 05:57 PM
I've always thought Reese was overrated, but I'd still pee in her butt.

Baby Lee
10-30-2006, 06:00 PM
"Just stick it inside her and pee."

"Stick it inside her and pee?"

"Well, unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you stick it inside her and pee on her leg."

teedubya
10-30-2006, 06:38 PM
My wife loves Reese... so everytime the Watsons commercial comes on, I always make a joke about that fat blonde Watsons chick being Reese Witherspoon. It used to piss her off, when she thought i was serious.

heh.

KcMizzou
10-30-2006, 06:43 PM
My wife loves Reese... so everytime the Watsons commercial comes on, I always make a joke about that fat blonde Watsons chick being Reese Witherspoon. It used to piss her off, when she thought i was serious.

heh.I saw a new Watson's commercial just a couple of nights ago. Hadn't seen one in a long, long time. Man, has that girl gone downhill.

Adept Havelock
10-30-2006, 06:50 PM
Eat jerking away, punk!

Borat, is that you?

Easy 6
10-30-2006, 07:04 PM
Borat, is that you?
I hope i'm not being Capt. Obvious here but that guys name backwards is frazod eats shit, maybe a nom de plume for a regular imo.

Phobia
10-30-2006, 07:10 PM
I hope i'm not being Capt. Obvious here but that guys name backwards is frazod eats shit, maybe a nom de plume for a regular imo.

Holy crap, that's amazing. Are you some kind of international code breaker for the CIA or what?

Easy 6
10-30-2006, 07:13 PM
Holy crap, that's amazing. Are you some kind of international code breaker for the CIA or what?
LOL, I'm a "Windtalker"......prolly should have thought harder before posting that. :redface:

Phobia
10-30-2006, 07:15 PM
It's still amazing. I had to retrieve a mirror to break that code.

KChiefs1
10-30-2006, 07:39 PM
I'm starting to lose confidence in Hollywood marriages.

Paul Newman & Joanne Woodward:clap:

jspchief
10-30-2006, 08:35 PM
She's hot. Period.

If you're unsure, the rollercoaster scene from Fear should fix things.

Baby Lee
10-30-2006, 08:39 PM
LOL, I'm a "Windtalker"......prolly should have thought harder before posting that. :redface:
Burrito night?

Easy 6
10-30-2006, 08:48 PM
That went over my head my legal eagle friend, i get the feeling that i prolly dont want to get it anyway............

Baby Lee
10-30-2006, 08:57 PM
That went over my head my legal eagle friend, i get the feeling that i prolly dont want to get it anyway............
Windtalker=Whistleass, Barking Frog, Flatulance.

DMAC
10-30-2006, 09:00 PM
Is Reese "Cute Fat" again?

Easy 6
10-30-2006, 09:00 PM
Burrito night?
Ahhh geesh, i get it, i swear sometimes i look to deeply for the meaning behind some posts. I will be the FIRST to admit that i can sometimes be AND IDIOT. I need to get off this thread before i look any more moronic.

Hammock Parties
10-30-2006, 09:04 PM
More pics!!!

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/8347/reese1at3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/8217/reese2bl8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/5624/reese3re0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Hammock Parties
10-30-2006, 09:05 PM
Look at this woman. She will bite your head off. Scary bitch, innit?

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6747/celebreesewitherspoonzc4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

2112
10-30-2006, 09:06 PM
Look at this woman. She will bite your head off. Scary bitch, innit?

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6747/celebreesewitherspoonzc4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
You know what..

Now that we are even :p

I love those pics!!!! :)

Donger
10-30-2006, 09:09 PM
Look at this woman. She will bite your head off. Scary bitch, innit?

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6747/celebreesewitherspoonzc4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

She's cute until she smiles. Then she looks like Elmer Fudd.

Hammock Parties
10-30-2006, 09:12 PM
I kinda like it. It scares the shit out of me. Like this one. Yikes!

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/1092/reese4im9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Halfcan
10-30-2006, 09:16 PM
She has been calling me all day-but I know she just wants to use me for sex, plus I don't want to be "rebound" guy-they get sooo attached.

Easy 6
10-30-2006, 09:18 PM
I kinda like it. It scares the shit out of me. Like this one. Yikes!

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/1092/reese4im9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
One of the emptiest smiles i've ever seen outside of scientology.

2112
10-30-2006, 09:19 PM
She has been calling me all day-but I know she just wants to use me for sex, plus I don't want to be "rebound" guy-they get sooo attached.
ROFL ROFL

You have shit spewing out of yourself you are so full of it ROFL ROFL

DMAC
10-30-2006, 09:20 PM
I kinda like it. It scares the shit out of me. Like this one. Yikes!

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/1092/reese4im9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)Ever been with a chick with no soul?

Oh Snap
10-30-2006, 09:32 PM
Who the F Is reese witherspoon

2112
10-30-2006, 09:35 PM
Who the F Is reese witherspoon
:shake: :shake:

Oh Snap
10-30-2006, 09:38 PM
:shake: :shake:
OHHHHH. Okay

2112
10-30-2006, 09:40 PM
OHHHHH. Okay
:p

Oh Snap
10-30-2006, 09:43 PM
i dunno, she does look different.. But, I mean I might pee in her butt..

2112
10-30-2006, 09:49 PM
i dunno, she does look different.. But, I mean I might pee in her butt..
:eek:

Oh Snap
10-30-2006, 10:15 PM
:eek:
Whats the little green face think of that?!

2112
10-30-2006, 10:36 PM
Whats the little green face think of that?!
It means that you thinking of pissing in her ass is a little ****ed up :eek:

Oh Snap
10-30-2006, 10:40 PM
AHHH.. Point taken... *Gives Bill parcells an extra thumbsup*

Bwana
10-31-2006, 07:08 AM
Donger

You sh!thead, you act like anybody on this board has a chance with Reese. Eat jerking away, punk!Heh, I see the scumbag waste of skin Donko troll Boarding Bronco was back. Do your parents a favor and go eat a shotgun load. End their pain and embarrassment NOW! STFU

chagrin
10-31-2006, 07:14 AM
She's cute until she smiles. Then she looks like Elmer Fudd.

Oh my, this picture is very "species" esque

memyselfI
11-01-2006, 02:06 PM
Look at this woman. She will bite your head off. Scary bitch, innit?

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6747/celebreesewitherspoonzc4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Yeah, she's a real bitch... :rolleyes:

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,20687039-23109,00.html

Cornish denies role in Witherspoon split
From correspondents in Los Angeles
November 02, 2006
AUSTRALIAN actress Abbie Cornish has dismissed reports she is to blame for the breakup of Hollywood glamour couple Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe.

The 24-year-old from NSW's Hunter Valley has been accused by American gossip magazines of having an affair with Phillippe on the Texas set of their new movie, Stop Loss.

Cornish's publicist today dismissed the reports as false.

"It's not true," Cornish's representative told America's Us magazine.

"They are co-stars and that is it."

Us, one of America's most popular magazines, however, quoted a witness who allegedly spotted Phillippe and a woman who appeared "to fit Cornish's description" kissing at a sushi restaurant in Austin, Texas, where the film was shot.

The witness, Austin local Lauren Scott, told Us Phillippe and the woman were openly affectionate.

"I was pretty shocked that he would blatantly cheat on Reese in public," Ms Scott told Us.

Other reports allege Witherspoon ended her marriage after she discovered romantic messages Phillippe had written to Cornish on his BlackBerry mobile phone.

"Ryan was caught red-handed, a source told tabloid The National Enquirer.

"All he could say was he didn't mean what he'd written."

The media storm is a Hollywood baptism of fire for Cornish, who grew up with her parents and four siblings on a farm in the Hunter Valley town of Lochinvar.

Cornish is well-known in Australia for acclaimed performances in local films Somersault and Candy, but in America she is not a household name.

The romance reports, whether true or false, will change that as every gossip magazine, newspaper or celebrity TV shows such as Entertainment Tonight, will be focused on the Australian.

Witherspoon, 30, and Phillippe, 32, who have two children, Ava, 7, and Deacon, 3, announced this week they had split after seven years of marriage.

"We are saddened to announce that Reese and Ryan have decided to formally separate," publicist Nanci Ryder said in a statement issued by Witherspoon and Phillippe.

"They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time."

Witherspoon is one of Hollywood's highest paid actresses, with hits including Legally Blonde and this year's Oscar-winning performance in Walk the Line.

Phillippe has worked in Witherspoon's shadow, opting for independent films,

BIG_DADDY
11-01-2006, 02:11 PM
Yeah, she's a real bitch... :rolleyes:

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,20687039-23109,00.html

Cornish denies role in Witherspoon split
From correspondents in Los Angeles
November 02, 2006
AUSTRALIAN actress Abbie Cornish has dismissed reports she is to blame for the breakup of Hollywood glamour couple Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe.

The 24-year-old from NSW's Hunter Valley has been accused by American gossip magazines of having an affair with Phillippe on the Texas set of their new movie, Stop Loss.

Cornish's publicist today dismissed the reports as false.

"It's not true," Cornish's representative told America's Us magazine.

"They are co-stars and that is it."

Us, one of America's most popular magazines, however, quoted a witness who allegedly spotted Phillippe and a woman who appeared "to fit Cornish's description" kissing at a sushi restaurant in Austin, Texas, where the film was shot.

The witness, Austin local Lauren Scott, told Us Phillippe and the woman were openly affectionate.

"I was pretty shocked that he would blatantly cheat on Reese in public," Ms Scott told Us.

Other reports allege Witherspoon ended her marriage after she discovered romantic messages Phillippe had written to Cornish on his BlackBerry mobile phone.

"Ryan was caught red-handed, a source told tabloid The National Enquirer.

"All he could say was he didn't mean what he'd written."

The media storm is a Hollywood baptism of fire for Cornish, who grew up with her parents and four siblings on a farm in the Hunter Valley town of Lochinvar.

Cornish is well-known in Australia for acclaimed performances in local films Somersault and Candy, but in America she is not a household name.

The romance reports, whether true or false, will change that as every gossip magazine, newspaper or celebrity TV shows such as Entertainment Tonight, will be focused on the Australian.

Witherspoon, 30, and Phillippe, 32, who have two children, Ava, 7, and Deacon, 3, announced this week they had split after seven years of marriage.

"We are saddened to announce that Reese and Ryan have decided to formally separate," publicist Nanci Ryder said in a statement issued by Witherspoon and Phillippe.

"They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time."

Witherspoon is one of Hollywood's highest paid actresses, with hits including Legally Blonde and this year's Oscar-winning performance in Walk the Line.

Phillippe has worked in Witherspoon's shadow, opting for independent films,

Denise would do her.

duncan_idaho
11-01-2006, 03:45 PM
Apparently, she's an a-class ice queen. Can't blame Phillippe for turning to someone who isn't.

My girlfriend's best friend from high school is a makeup artist in LA and has long been good friends with Paul Rudd, who is from Kansas City. Rudd used to live with Phillippe and I think Seth Green if memory serves. Anyway, they all hated Witherspoon because she was an evil, icy bitch.

So there, Denise. :p

KcMizzou
11-01-2006, 03:47 PM
My girlfriend's best friend from high school is a makeup artist in LA and has long been good friends with Paul Rudd, who is from Kansas City. Rudd used to live with Phillippe and I think Seth Green if memory serves. Do they know anything about Trent Green's retirement?

Hammock Parties
11-01-2006, 03:59 PM
Apparently, she's an a-class ice queen. Can't blame Phillippe for turning to someone who isn't.

My girlfriend's best friend from high school is a makeup artist in LA and has long been good friends with Paul Rudd, who is from Kansas City. Rudd used to live with Phillippe and I think Seth Green if memory serves. Anyway, they all hated Witherspoon because she was an evil, icy bitch.

So there, Denise. :p

What are the character traits of evil, icy bitches?

BIG_DADDY
11-01-2006, 04:03 PM
Do they know anything about Trent Green's retirement?
ROFL

duncan_idaho
11-01-2006, 04:04 PM
Do they know anything about Trent Green's retirement?

No, but if you'd like to know anything about the hair and makeup of the rich and famous, I'm sure she could fill you in.

Are you ParkwayTiger on Power Mizzou/Tigerboard, by any chance?

duncan_idaho
11-01-2006, 04:07 PM
What are the character traits of evil, icy bitches?

I think the friend from Lala land said she was manipulative, selfish and controlling. And withholds sex.

Donger
11-01-2006, 04:09 PM
I think the friend from Lala land said she was manipulative, selfish and controlling. And withholds sex.

Yep, I'd believe that just from looking at her picture.

ChiTown
11-01-2006, 04:10 PM
I think the friend from Lala land said she was manipulative, selfish and controlling. And withholds sex.

Withholds sex?

Heh, that's what chloroform is for................

duncan_idaho
11-01-2006, 04:12 PM
Withholds sex?

Heh, that's what chloroform is for................

Or new co-stars... either way...

KcMizzou
11-01-2006, 04:15 PM
No, but if you'd like to know anything about the hair and makeup of the rich and famous, I'm sure she could fill you in.

Are you ParkwayTiger on Power Mizzou/Tigerboard, by any chance?
No sir. I read Tigerboard now and then, but dont post.

Hammock Parties
11-01-2006, 04:16 PM
I think the friend from Lala land said she was manipulative, selfish and controlling. And withholds sex.

I bet she doesn't like spooning, either.

Donger
11-01-2006, 04:17 PM
Someone post a picture of Robin Givens. That's another classic bitchy-looking woman.

duncan_idaho
11-01-2006, 04:24 PM
No sir. I read Tigerboard now and then, but dont post.

Ah. I meant "Parkville" anyway... that's cool. Tigerboard drives me insane most days... but Rivals is pretty kick ass.

listopencil
11-01-2006, 04:25 PM
She's probably cute and all but unfortunately I have a sister who looks exactly like that. I don't find her attractive. My sister is really bitchy, BTW.

Anyong Bluth
11-01-2006, 04:35 PM
Icy bitch would be the def of my ex gf- but damn she was a freak in the bed. And yes, she never spooned :(

Hammock Parties
11-01-2006, 04:47 PM
She's probably cute and all but unfortunately I have a sister who looks exactly like that. I don't find her attractive. My sister is really bitchy, BTW.

pICS?

listopencil
11-01-2006, 05:01 PM
pICS?


I don't know if I have any laying around. She's 45, by the way. So she looks like Witherspoon at the age of 45.

BIG_DADDY
11-01-2006, 05:15 PM
She's probably cute and all but unfortunately I have a sister who looks exactly like that. I don't find her attractive. My sister is really bitchy, BTW.

But is she easy. LMAO

listopencil
11-01-2006, 05:38 PM
But is she easy. LMAO


I'm going to say...yes.

BIG_DADDY
11-01-2006, 05:40 PM
I'm going to say...yes. NICE!!!!

2112
11-01-2006, 05:41 PM
My sister is really bitchy, BTW.

So, there is a ''listapencil''
:p :D

listopencil
11-01-2006, 05:49 PM
So, there is a ''listapencil''
:p :D


In truth I have three sisters and a brother. All in their 40's.

2112
11-01-2006, 06:14 PM
In truth I have three sisters and a brother. All in their 40's.
Actually..I have a brother and sister.both in their 40's

I'm the baby