Rambling --- Bumbling Thread

[PinkFloyd]

Read where no posts were being made, so here's a thread where you just can say anything or say something stupid... Don't say things like ---- Pinkfloyd is a dumb ass and started a worthless thread...


You can say --- PinkFloyd --- this thread is worthless... Don't say --- this is worthless without pics, cause I forgot how too put them on here...


I change my mind... I guess you can say I'm a dumbass !!!!

[2112]

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[Hammock Parties]

Any of ya'll feed your wife? You know, sexually? It can be very sexy, you know!!! Yes! Blindfolded! Mmmmmmmmm!

[JBucc]

I'm a dumbass

[jiveturkey]

They've done studies and found that 60% of the time it works every time.

[Easy 6]

I like the smell of gasoline.

I've went "commando" since 91'.

I hate lima beans.

Ratshit, batshit, dirty ol' twat...69 assholes tied in a knot, hooray, lizard shit f*ck!!!

[PinkFloyd]

43 mailboxes were beat all to hell within a 20 mile stretch of road right before Halloween... Yeppers --- mine was one of them...

Just thought I'd throw that in there...

[siberian khatru]

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

[2112]

Excuse me from this thread..

I gotta take a shit

[PinkFloyd]

Excuse me from this thread..

I gotta take a shit



I need to go replace my mailbox that got the sh@t knocked out of it like Mike Tyson whipping Michael Jackson's ass !!!!!

[Hammock Parties]

Seriously. Feeding your spouse can be very sexy. They don't even have to be naked.

[PinkFloyd]

Seriously. Feeding your spouse can be very sexy. They don't even have to be naked.


You must be referring to the "hotdog" ????

[ChiefFan31]

Studies have shown that thread like this stunts kids emotional growth. Lets prescribe them Prozac at the age of 5 and ban them from posting on the Planet at recess.

Pardon, Mini rant.

[2112]

43 mailboxes were beat all to hell within a 20 mile stretch of road right before Halloween... Yeppers --- mine was one of them...

Just thought I'd throw that in there...
Buy a bigger mailbox!!! :shake:
http://www.custom-mailboxes.com/images/12mailbox.jpg

[sedated]

Dreaming of that face again.
It's bright and blue and shimmering.
Grinning wide
And comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes.

[PinkFloyd]

Buy a bigger mailbox!!! :shake:
http://www.custom-mailboxes.com/images/12mailbox.jpg


HOLY SHIT !!!!! Look's like one of those tall stand-up tombstones !!!

[2112]

I need to go replace my mailbox that got the sh@t knocked out of it like Mike Tyson whipping Michael Jackson's ass !!!!!
Or was this pic taken from your neighborhood

http://cgi.amazing.com/david/portfolio/lots/rustic-mailboxes.jpg

[PinkFloyd]

Or was this pic taken from your neighborhood

http://cgi.amazing.com/david/portfolio/lots/rustic-mailboxes.jpg



Oh dear god noooooooooooooo.. I live in Northwest Missouri ---- not Northwest Arkansas !!!

[2112]

Oh dear god noooooooooooooo.. I live in Northwest Missouri ---- not Northwest Arkansas !!!
LMAO

[Crashride]

Blumpkins

[noa]

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women man

[OgTheCaveman]

http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/B/O/cave_art.jpg

[Hydrae]

Milk

[Crashride]

Milk

Yo mamas milk

[DMAC]

Anybooddyyy heerreee liiikeee.....COCONUT!!!!??

Anybooddyyy heerreee liiikeee.....PEANUT BUTTER!!!??

Anybooddyyy heerreee liiikeee.....CUTE FAT CHICKS!!!??

[Skip Towne]

I need to go replace my mailbox that got the sh@t knocked out of it like Mike Tyson whipping Michael Jackson's ass !!!!!
Ah yes! Mailbox baseball.

[UteChief]

Someone once asked me if I cried after sex...

My reply...

Only when I'm alone.

[TrebMaxx]

Such a nice day. I think I will go back to bed.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Man, my shlong really IS huge!! :D

[Bugeater]

I've done so much with so little for so long, I can now do anything with nothing.

[old_geezer]

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a woman who had no class.

[Bugeater]

All we are is dust in the wind, dude.

[Hammock Parties]

YOU'RE MY BOY, BLUE

[big nasty kcnut]

1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? .A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ....Well Hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...She was found face down in Ricki Lake .
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins? .Lick-a-likes.
11. What's the definition of confusion? ...Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.
13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state
workers?100 people that don't do dick.

[2112]

1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? .A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ....Well Hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...She was found face down in Ricki Lake .
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins? .Lick-a-likes.
11. What's the definition of confusion? ...Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.
13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state
workers?100 people that don't do dick.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo???..a klondike!!! :)

[milkman]

Milk

You rang?

[milkman]

Read where no posts were being made, so here's a thread where you just can say anything or say something stupid... Don't say things like ---- Pinkfloyd is a dumb ass and started a worthless thread...


You can say --- PinkFloyd --- this thread is worthless... Don't say --- this is worthless without pics, cause I forgot how too put them on here...


I change my mind... I guess you can say I'm a dumbass !!!!

Can we say anything or not?

Dumbass!

[Skip Towne]

What do you call a lesbian eskimo???..a klondike!!! :)
See #2. Are you retarted?

[PastorMikH]

Here's a mailbox for you...


http://sblom.com/mailbox/texasmailbox.jpg

[PastorMikH]

I wonder if this is Stevie's mailbox...

http://sblom.com/mailbox/clipimage002.jpg

[PastorMikH]

This is an interesting pic...


http://www.neatorama.com/images/2005/ups-fedex.jpg

[PastorMikH]

Say Skip, is this your house?

http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_deer_stand_4.jpg

[PastorMikH]

A baby pic of Hog Farmer?


http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_first_kiss.jpg

[PastorMikH]

Oh dear god noooooooooooooo.. I live in Northwest Missouri ---- not Northwest Arkansas !!!




Heh, this is more like what you'd see in Northern Missouri...

http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_multiple_mailboxes.jpg

[PastorMikH]

I need to go replace my mailbox that got the knocked out of it like Mike Tyson whipping Michael Jackson's !!!!!



Here's a thought if you want to save some $$$....

http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_mailbox_repair.jpg

[PastorMikH]

Say, that's 8 posts in a row, where'd everyone go?

[PastorMikH]

Phobia's first door installation...


http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_carpenters.JPG

[boogblaster]

Threads are like assholes, everyone but yours stink.....

[PinkFloyd]

Believe it or not, the mailbox I had was the one my grandmother had used for over 50-60 years... It's seen alot of banging and destruction thru those years... It was located at the end of my driveway --- which sets about 1/2 mile from my house... I live down a long driveway...

State highway crews would plow the damn thing over in the winter, or an occasional drunk would run into it with a mirror on their vehicle...


It was one of those mailboxes that you could park your car in... Kinda sentimental knowing it has been around that long... Hell for all I know maybe her parents used it... It was huge...

[2112]

See #2. Are you retarted?
I saw it..did you see the spelling difference??mr perfect

[noa]

Do you know what my favorite part of masturbation is? The cuddling afterwards.

[TinyEvel]

HOLY SHIT !!!!! Look's like one of those tall stand-up tombstones !!!

Is that a mailbox, or a barbecue?

[Easy 6]

Phobia's first door installation...


http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_carpenters.JPG
LMAO

[2112]

Is that a mailbox, or a barbecue?
Those are hardscape mail boxes $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

It's all about the look..the actual mail box is tiny..but they build a chimney around it..new construction$$$$

[TinyEvel]

Those are hardscape mail boxes $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

It's all about the look..the actual mail box is tiny..but they build a chimney around it..new construction$$$$

Weak. Actually, my mailbox is across the street notched between the ones for the people who live across the street. I'll post a pic, it's pretty friggin' comical.
They each have a super-sturdy blocked-in mailbox (like the brick one in this thread) and ours is the traditional metal one, looks like it's off that backwoods road pick, and it's strapped to the phone pole between their mailboxes.

It took us a couple days after moving in to realize that was our mailbox (they only have them on one side of the street, so it's over there.) Probaly the most ghetto mailbox in my whole neighborhood.

I'll have to take a pic in the morning and post. It's definitely a ROFL.

[SLAG]

interesting how this thread turned to mail boxes... a mod should edit the title..


but...

it made me curious... how many people Have The mail delivered directly to their door anymore... The mailbox that came with the new house is right next to do the door and its nice only having to crack the door to get my mail.

is this common practice anymore.. does your Mail "Person" (sorry had to be P.C.) deliver the mail by foot in a big bag?

Mine does.. and shes dont look 1/2 bad doin it either

[Easy 6]

interesting how this thread turned to mail boxes... a mod should edit the title..


but...

it made me curious... how many people Have The mail delivered directly to their door anymore... The mailbox that came with the new house is right next to do the door and its nice only having to crack the door to get my mail.

is this common practice anymore.. does your Mail "Person" (sorry had to be P.C.) deliver the mail by foot in a big bag?

Mine does.. and shes dont look 1/2 bad doin it either
Female mail carriers always seem to have nice legs, all that walking i guess.

[007]

The greatest thread EVAAAAA!!!!!

[PastorMikH]

interesting how this thread turned to mail boxes... a mod should edit the title..


but...

it made me curious... how many people Have The mail delivered directly to their door anymore... The mailbox that came with the new house is right next to do the door and its nice only having to crack the door to get my mail.

is this common practice anymore.. does your Mail "Person" (sorry had to be P.C.) deliver the mail by foot in a big bag?

Mine does.. and shes dont look 1/2 bad doin it either


My mail carrier drives by in his jeep. One of the ladies in my church does the walking though. She estimates that she walks 8-10 miles a day.

[PastorMikH]

interesting how this thread turned to mail boxes... a mod should edit the title..




Come to think of it, in the 4+ years I've been around, I think mailbox pics are one thing that has never come up on the Planet before.


Here's another one I found rather different....

[SLAG]

Come to think of it, in the 4+ years I've been around, I think mailbox pics are one thing that has never come up on the Planet before.


Here's another one I found rather different....


Some how i dont think that one passed the Postal Inspectors Approval

[PastorMikH]

This has to be from the Arkansas/Kentucky/Tennessee area.



http://www.b4ubuild.com/photos/mailbox/mb009.jpg

[2112]

Here is another one that would get no damage
http://www.designer-mailboxes.com/images/108.jpg

[2112]

http://www.mailboxes.com/images/catalog/full/22_f.jpg

[PastorMikH]

The Mail Carrier must not want to actually pull into the trailer court....

[2112]

The Mail Carrier must not want to actually pull into the trailer court....
5GL Buckets with cement ROFL

[PastorMikH]

5GL Buckets with cement ROFL



I guess it makes it easier to take your mailbox with you when you get evicted.

:)

[PastorMikH]

Here's a mailbox for Milkman...

http://www.darrowbymurraygreys.com/images/mailbox.jpg

[2112]

Here's a mailbox for Milkman...

http://www.darrowbymurraygreys.com/images/mailbox.jpg
Now we know Milkman's real name..It's Darrowby :wayne:

[TinyEvel]

THis is now the mailbox thread
NIIICE!

I'm going out to take a pic of mine.

[TinyEvel]

Weak. Actually, my mailbox is across the street notched between the ones for the people who live across the street. I'll post a pic, it's pretty friggin' comical.
They each have a super-sturdy blocked-in mailbox (like the brick one in this thread) and ours is the traditional metal one, looks like it's off that backwoods road pick, and it's actually strapped to the phone pole between their mailboxes.

It took us a couple days after moving in to realize that was our mailbox (they only have them on one side of the street, so it's over there.) Probaly the most ghetto mailbox in my whole neighborhood.

I'll have to take a pic in the morning and post. It's definitely a ROFL.

Here it is. Crooked, even has a dent.

[PastorMikH]

Here it is. Crooked, even has a dent.



One thing is for sure, if the power company needs to replace that pole, you won't be nearly as upset as your neigbors will.


:)

[2112]

Here it is. Crooked, even has a dent.
Who puts a brick mail box over a drain pipe???

Where do you live tiny??

[TinyEvel]

Where do you live tiny??
Hollywood Hills. Some stuff goes unnoticed here. This place was built one house at a time, mostly in the 50's/60's

[Easy 6]

Hollywood Hills. Some stuff goes unnoticed here. This place was built one house at a time, mostly in the 50's/60's
Hey tinye, is the Cat & Fiddle still open??? That was a great place to party if you didnt want to spend $200 when i was out there.

[TinyEvel]

Hey tinye, is the Cat & Fiddle still open??? That was a great place to party if you didnt want to spend $200 when i was out there.

Yeah, on Sunset. It's a good break from a lot of the $6 beer, poser places. I haven't been there in a long time. Thanks for reminding me.

[Easy 6]

Yeah, on Sunset. It's a good break from a lot of the $6 beer, poser places. I haven't been there in a long time. Thanks for reminding me.

I loved it, was the closest thing to a good ol' neighborhood bar i could find in Hollywood.

[TinyEvel]

I loved it, was the closest thing to a good ol' neighborhood bar i could find in Hollywood.

I hear ya. There is a bunch, though. You just haave to know where to look. They're either ones that have been around for ever or ones that the name changes every six months.
Considering I was up on all those places about ten years ago, most of them are gone. One of my old favorites, Smalls, is now Forty-Deuce.

[Easy 6]

I hear ya. There is a bunch, though. You just haave to know where to look. They're either ones that have been around for ever or ones that the name changes every six months.
Considering I was up on all those places about ten years ago, most of them are gone. One of my old favorites, Smalls, is now Forty-Deuce.

I honestly didnt get out to the bars that often out there, was in full-on starving artist mode. Did the house party thing a lot more, not really complaining though as i usually had better "success" at house partys. The very first time i went out there a buddy of mines buddy worked the door at SkyBar and got us in, a girl approached me and we hadnt gotten past 1st names when, i swear on my life, she flat out asked me "so what do you drive"............oohhhhhh brother, i looked right at her & laughed as i walked off.

Never bothered trying to go there again LOL.

[PinkFloyd]

The greatest thread EVAAAAA!!!!!


And I mentioned my mailbox one time --- and boom --- this thread took off like a rocket !!! :hail:

[PastorMikH]

And I mentioned my mailbox one time --- and boom --- this thread took off like a rocket !!! :hail:


Another page or two of posts and Skip will be wanting to start a knockoff thread.


:)

[PinkFloyd]

Another page or two of posts and Skip will be wanting to start a knockoff thread.


:)


Probably call it the moaning - farting thread !!!

[Bugeater]

Holy crap! Scott Free changed his avatar!

[Easy 6]

Holy crap! Scott Free changed his avatar!


:LOL: , my daughter had to show me how.........."ok just right click the image, click "save as" then go to your profile ADUUUUUHHHHHHH"

[PinkFloyd]

I guess this thread is now on life support... The plug might be pulled soon !!!

[PinkFloyd]

:LOL: , my daughter had to show me how.........."ok just right click the image, click "save as" then go to your profile ADUUUUUHHHHHHH"



That's how you do it ??? I forgot myself... I got this pic I want to put on my sig... Might wait til tomorrow... I'm about out out nite time nyquil !!! :huh:

[2112]

Holy crap! Scott Free changed his avatar!
Dude..I had to show him how to quote somebody..and how to give rep.. :D LMAO

[Easy 6]

Dude..I had to show him how to quote somebody..and how to give rep.. :D LMAO


:LOL: , you got the first part right but Mr.Kotter told me how to give rep. I am NOT a computer skilled guy, but i continue to piece together the puzzle, kinda like Bill Murrays "baby steps" in What About Bob LMAO

[PastorMikH]

Here's an idea on how to save $...

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/104061.jpg

[2112]

:LOL: , you got the first part right but Mr.Kotter told me how to give rep. I am NOT a computer skilled guy, but i continue to piece together the puzzle, kinda like Bill Murrays "baby steps" in What About Bob LMAO
ROFL

You're right..my bad..credit goes to Mr Kotter ROFL ROFL

[PastorMikH]

I don't know what to say about this one...


http://media.collegehumor.com/ch6/4/9/collegehumor.ac47a174b0c23070c6845b6904db0ae0.jpg

[2112]

PastorMik is on a roll again Pink Floyd..there will be no stopping this thread from reaching Skip's hollowed ground of 100 posts now :thumb:

[PastorMikH]

This mailbox might have less $ invested in it than the last one...

http://www.artdolls.info/photos/mailbox.jpg

[PastorMikH]

Its not a mailbox, but for some reason when I saw this, I thought or Redrum...


http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_mom.jpg

[2112]

Its not a mailbox, but for some reason when I saw this, I thought or Redrum...


http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_mom.jpg
ROFL :LOL:

[Easy 6]

Its not a mailbox, but for some reason when I saw this, I thought or Redrum...


http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_mom.jpg

I heartily second bp's chuckles on this one ROFL !!!

[BigRedChief]

http://www.forumspile.com/Needs-More-Cowbell.jpg

[2112]

http://www.forumspile.com/Needs-More-Cowbell.jpg
Here is Bruce dickinson and Iron Maiden with run to the hills..circa 1983
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[PastorMikH]

I found this pic on a site and the title is "Redneck Family". The odd thing is, I first saw it here in the old photo album of Planeteers. Can't remember who it is though.


http://www.redneckgear.com/humor/upload/famlyphoto.jpg

[Bugeater]

I found this pic on a site and the title is "Redneck Family". The odd thing is, I first saw it here in the old photo album of Planeteers. Can't remember who it is though.


http://www.redneckgear.com/humor/upload/famlyphoto.jpg
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3528026&postcount=37

[Thig Lyfe]

Time for Baby Hitler to make an appearance.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/Babyhitler.jpg

[TinyEvel]

okay, so we're switching from mailboxes to fuqtard baby pics?
And I was really hoping to re-hijack this thread into the "Hollywood bars" thread.
Oh well, at least I get to re-use the gif..

[PinkFloyd]

PastorMik is on a roll again Pink Floyd..there will be no stopping this thread from reaching Skip's hollowed ground of 100 posts now :thumb:


Bump back to the front page... See if the Pastor has anymore...

[PastorMikH]

Bump back to the front page... See if the Pastor has anymore...



Probably not 'till later tonight.

However, my search engines are about played out on redneck mailboxes.:)

[PinkFloyd]

Probably not 'till later tonight.

However, my search engines are about played out on redneck mailboxes.:)



:deevee: :deevee: :deevee: :deevee: :deevee:



Just kidding...

[PastorMikH]

Sorry to take so long guys. I got in a bit ago and had to send of a rather legnthly PM reply to someone that had some issues with one of my posts today and wanted to let me know they didn't think too much of a minister that would post something like that.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:)


Now, lets see if we can find some more pics...

[PastorMikH]

It isn't a mailbox but it is a redneck. Who says you need a boat to fish....

http://www.arboristsite.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=32629&d=1143511281

[PastorMikH]

Got a microwave that doesn't work? Need a mailbox? Problem solved...


http://www.runryder.com/fastphoto/14432/mailbox1-7261.jpg

[DJ's left nut]

43 mailboxes were beat all to hell within a 20 mile stretch of road right before Halloween... Yeppers --- mine was one of them...

Just thought I'd throw that in there...

A few years back a friend of mine took his real mailbox out and installed a 'dummy' mailbox over halloween at their farm. They'd lost a mailbox previous two years.

He took a standard mailbox and cemented the post into the ground. Then he filled the mailbox itself with cement and drove a stake through the top of it and down through the post before the concrete dried. When it dried, the entire thing was a solid mass that wasn't going anywhere.

The next day he found a mailbox with a scuff on it where the bat hit, and a cracked but not shattered knockoff louisville slugger. As best as we could tell, the poor bastard that tried to hit it must've done it from a car and since the bat just cracked but didn't shatter, most of the energy from the swing would've transferred into his wrists/arms. Bad night for that poor sumbitch, otherwise I'm thinking he'd have come back for his bat.

Digging that stupid dummy mailbox back out wasn't good times, but it was worth it.

[2112]

It isn't a mailbox but it is a redneck. Who says you need a boat to fish....

http://www.arboristsite.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=32629&d=1143511281
http://wcuvax1.wcu.edu/~hkane/deliverance.jpg

[Bugeater]

Got a microwave that doesn't work? Need a mailbox? Problem solved...


http://www.runryder.com/fastphoto/14432/mailbox1-7261.jpg
?

[PastorMikH]

Another innexpensive option...

http://static.flickr.com/49/146375387_f27651b152_m.jpg

[PastorMikH]

Innexpensive is one thing, just plain cheap is another...

http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/26429/contry_mail_box.jpg

[Bugeater]

Here's one for you Pastor

http://sblom.com/mailbox/ChurchMailbox%5B2%5D.JPG

[PastorMikH]

Here's one for you Pastor

http://sblom.com/mailbox/ChurchMailbox%5B2%5D.JPG





AAAWWWWW!!!!

:)

[SLAG]

:shrug:
http://magliery.com/Graphics/YugoArt/mailbox.jpg

[Bugeater]

I have no idea what's going on here

http://sblom.com/mailbox/BABY%20MAIL.jpg

[PastorMikH]

LMAO LMAO


http://www.redneck.org/pix/killbarney.jpg

[Bugeater]

Since babies seem to popular theme on this thread as well

http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/hilary.jpg

[Bugeater]

This just in!

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/t/a/iraq_elmo.jpg

[milkman]

Since babies seem to popular theme on this thread as well

http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/hilary.jpg

LMAO

[PastorMikH]

You spend all day in the tree stand and just when you can't wait any longer...

(Deer hunters should be able to relate)

[PinkFloyd]

This has been a pretty good thread... Even though I started it, I didn't really have much of a contribution to it... I just rambled off afew things and you guys took it from there --- especially the Pastor with some really good pics...

By the way, I did get the new mailbox back up --- it's just the standard mailbox... I sure did like the ideas of the big brick like mailboxes, but with it having to be right on a highway where people run 65 MPH, I doubt they would like that incase some lush smashed it going down the highway...

This was actually the first time in over 10 years that I've lived here that this has happened during Halloween... Must be a new breed of kids out there... We use to fill up outhouses and drag them thru town and burn them... Or we would toilet paper peoples vehicles or even their homes...

[PastorMikH]

This has been a pretty good thread... Even though I started it, I didn't really have much of a contribution to it... I just rambled off afew things and you guys took it from there --- especially the Pastor with some really good pics...

By the way, I did get the new mailbox back up --- it's just the standard mailbox... I sure did like the ideas of the big brick like mailboxes, but with it having to be right on a highway where people run 65 MPH, I doubt they would like that incase some lush smashed it going down the highway...

This was actually the first time in over 10 years that I've lived here that this has happened during Halloween... Must be a new breed of kids out there... We use to fill up outhouses and drag them thru town and burn them... Or we would toilet paper peoples vehicles or even their homes...


Actually, here is a site that has a impressive design on a mailbox post for rural settings. It is designed to swing away if hit.


http://www.mailboxsupport.com/


http://www.mailboxsupport.com/fi_support_L-2.jpg

[BigRedChief]

Dougie Howser is teh ghey. Whodathunkit
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/11/04/doogie.ap/index.html
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Neil Patrick Harris is gay and wants to quell any rumors to the contrary.
"(I) am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest," Harris tells People magazine's Web site.
The 33-year-old actor said he was motivated to disclose his sexuality because of recent "speculation and interest in my private life and relationships."

[PinkFloyd]

Actually, here is a site that has a impressive design on a mailbox post for rural settings. It is designed to swing away if hit.


http://www.mailboxsupport.com/


http://www.mailboxsupport.com/fi_support_L-2.jpg


I read in there on that site where the person is liable for their mailbox if its involved in a wreck... I guess if someone runs off the road and smashes your mailbox and is killed --- you could be held accountable... WOW !!!

[PinkFloyd]

Yesterday a friend of mine looked pretty bad... I asked him what was wrong... He said he got pretty drunk and blew chunks lastnite... I said hell -- alot of us get pretty wasted and get sick... He said he blew chunks in the living room... I said no big deal... He said he even blew chunks in the kitchen... I said we all throw up alot when having too much... He then said he blew chunks in the bedroom...

I then told him that we all have our bad nights and we just go on and remember too not drink so much the next time when we go out...

He said you don't understand !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





CHUNKS IS MY DOG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Redrum_69]

Its not a mailbox, but for some reason when I saw this, I thought or Redrum...
http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_mom.jpg



HEY...thats stereotyping right there.

You call out the storm, now run from the thunder...


PastorMikH's mom is like my chimney...old and crusty around the outside, the "crack" in her foundation cannot be patched anymore, her innerness once firm, clean and tight is now loose and soiled, and once a year she gets cleaned by either a professional or when Santa goes down her depending on how much of a buildup there is.

[Easy 6]

Since babies seem to popular theme on this thread as well

http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/hilary.jpg
ROFL :LOL: LMAO

[PastorMikH]

I forgot all about this thread. Here's a pic....


http://k47.pbase.com/o4/02/632502/1/62767439.ns7LsZnY.mailbox.jpg

[Demonpenz]

at my parents house we have a mail shoot the mail is dropped in and goes to a box. It amazes the kids

[TinyEvel]

Is that mail shoot anything like a mail chute?

[PastorMikH]

http://pages.globetrotter.net/miche/liens/sacdegolf.jpg

[InChiefsHeaven]

Is that mail shoot anything like a mail chute?

As long as it's not a male chute I guess...

[PinkFloyd]

:shrug:

Where did this come from ??? :) I remember this thread... It was a slow night and everybody seemed to be hungover or just bored...

[PinkFloyd]

I'm still trying to get over the jet lag from last Saturday... Went out to Salt Lake City and participated in a big bowling tournament... Came back with $3,200.00 bucko's... That helped out alot...

I guess Nzoner had a wild ass party !!! :drool: ROFL

[PastorMikH]

:shrug:

Where did this come from ??? :) I remember this thread... It was a slow night and everybody seemed to be hungover or just bored...



It was a slow night last night, I was bored, and searching your threads to find what bowling balls you were using. While finding that thread, I found this one and thought it needed another mailbox.

:)

[PinkFloyd]

It was a slow night last night, I was bored, and searching your threads to find what bowling balls you were using. While finding that thread, I found this one and thought it needed another mailbox.

:)

I found a PBA Shark... Regular cost is $379.00 --- I can get it for $189.00... It can be used on any lane condition --- preferably with some oil... All you have to do is adjust where you stand at... You will need to move your body left while using this ball... It cranks !!!!

[PinkFloyd]

Anyone had any damn snow yet ??? We haven't had anything around here... KC about 60 miles south of me had a good storm awhile back...

[88TG88]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i279/88tg88/WillFerrell.jpg
"i cant hear u i have a heisman in my ear"

[PinkFloyd]

I have a decision to make... Do I go to the New Year's Eve game, or just got get smashed at a friends house??? Suppose to go bowl in Reno that weekend also, but I think I'll just hang around here probably...

Good thing about a rambling thread --- u can just blab about anything anytime you want...

[PastorMikH]

I found a PBA Shark... Regular cost is $379.00 --- I can get it for $189.00... It can be used on any lane condition --- preferably with some oil... All you have to do is adjust where you stand at... You will need to move your body left while using this ball... It cranks !!!!



I'm having problems with my plastic spare ball cranking too much. I doubt the Shark would be an option right now.

:)



Actually, this Trooper I bought last night on Ebay (for $9.99) has the same hook rating on dry lanes as my Beast does on oil, so I am thinking that I might have it drilled similar to my Beast so it will work the same on dry. I will probably take both too the city and let a pro-shop guy watch me throw a few with the Beast, then tell him the lane conditions and what I want the ball to do.

[PastorMikH]

I have a decision to make... Do I go to the New Year's Eve game, or just got get smashed at a friends house??? Suppose to go bowl in Reno that weekend also, but I think I'll just hang around here probably...

Good thing about a rambling thread --- u can just blab about anything anytime you want...



My USBC card has an average of 190 - since I haven't been 10 pins over, I'll still be carrying that average to a tourney - need a partner with some handicap?



:)

[PinkFloyd]

I'm having problems with my plastic spare ball cranking too much. I doubt the Shark would be an option right now.

:)

I have NEVER used a spare ball a day in my life... I use my main ball as my spare ball... I just adjust my body or speed on the ball...

[PinkFloyd]

My USBC card has an average of 190 - since I haven't been 10 pins over, I'll still be carrying that average to a tourney - need a partner with some handicap?



:)

We're already signed up for the city tournament and The Greater Ozark Open...You should get some guys and come up to Springfield some year and bowl in that tournament...

[PinkFloyd]

I'm having problems with my plastic spare ball cranking too much. I doubt the Shark would be an option right now

When using your spare ball and you need to shoot straight or at a 10 pin --- make sure you keep your wrist under the ball... Let the ball roll straight off your hand... Don't snap your wrist like you would on the first ball...

[PastorMikH]

When using your spare ball and you need to shoot straight or at a 10 pin --- make sure you keep your wrist under the ball... Let the ball roll straight off your hand... Don't snap your wrist like you would on the first ball...



Yep. When shooting at the 10 pin, I have found that there are times when my best bet is to loft the ball 3/4 of the way to the 10 pin.


:)


Usually, I throw my spare ball over the same mark as my other ball and it covers the 10, but there are nights.....

[PastorMikH]

I have NEVER used a spare ball a day in my life... I use my main ball as my spare ball... I just adjust my body or speed on the ball...



I didn't either until I started bowling here last year. Used to cover the thing 90-95% of the time. Averaging 160 because I never could get the 10 pin here changed my view on the subject. Since getting the plastic ball, I'm about 75% and getting more consistent all the time. Left half a dozen or better last week, covered them all and missed the 6-7-10 because I hit full 10 and cut the 6 too sharp and bounced it off the wall and around the 7 - sure wished the 4 had been standing.

[PinkFloyd]

I didn't either until I started bowling here last year. Used to cover the thing 90-95% of the time. Averaging 160 because I never could get the 10 pin here changed my view on the subject. Since getting the plastic ball, I'm about 75% and getting more consistent all the time. Left half a dozen or better last week, covered them all and missed the 6-7-10 because I hit full 10 and cut the 6 too sharp and bounced it off the wall and around the 7 - sure wished the 4 had been standing.


I use to have problems with the 10 pin... Now, i can get it 99% of the time... Believe it or not --- I have more problems with the 7 than the 10...

[Simply Red]

I'm confused. Um, Is this still a "say whatever" thread? Because I had something off the wall to say and now I feel obligated to talk about bowling only.


weird

[PinkFloyd]

I'm confused. Um, Is this still a "say whatever" thread? Because I had something off the wall to say and now I obligated to talk about bowling only.


weird

Say whatever you want... That includes ---- THIS THREAD SUCKS AND IS BORING !!!! ROFL

[big nasty kcnut]

I never liked mariah carey.

[Simply Red]

I used to like Bases-Loaded on Nintendo.

[PinkFloyd]

I never liked mariah carey.


She black/white or mixed ??? Hard to tell by her videos... :)

[PinkFloyd]

I used to like Bases-Loaded on Nintendo.

That -- was a fun game....

[Simply Red]

She black/white or mixed ??? Hard to tell by her videos... :)

Her mom is black. Well according to Redrum_69 anyway...

[PinkFloyd]

Her mom is black. Well according to Redrum_69 anyway...

:hmmm: Could be... She's got some kind of mix in there...

[Simply Red]

That -- was a fun game....

Even better. I found a sight were you can play almost any NES game free it is a JAVA platform. Thanks to Bill Gates I can't get it at home.

[Bob Dole]

Boobies.

[Simply Red]

Even better. I found a sight were you can play almost any NES game free it is a JAVA platform. Thanks to Bill Gates I can't get it at home.

thatsanderskid.com

[Simply Red]

okay on Friday my dad flew in from KC. I had a pot of chili made. After we finished it, I immediately froze it.

A short while ago I defrosted it and boiled some whole-wheat angel-hair pasta.

BAM!!

Chili Mac!

[PinkFloyd]

okay on Friday my dad flew in from KC. I had a pot of chili made. After we finished it, I immediately froze it.

A short while ago I defrosted it and boiled some whole-wheat angel-hair pasta.

BAM!!

Chili Mac!

Froze it ??? Like -- in the freezer ??? I've had it set in the fridge afew days --- but never froze it...

Chili on a stick !!!! :p

[Simply Red]

Froze it ??? Like -- in the freezer ??? I've had it set in the fridge afew days --- but never froze it...

Chili on a stick !!!! :p

I will openly admit my original intention was to eat it a few weeks after my dad and I did, Not a few days.

[Simply Red]

it freezes fine similiar to freezing vegetable soup.

[PinkFloyd]

it freezes fine similiar to freezing vegetable soup.

That will work... I always fix too much during deer season or when the weather turns cold...

[Simplex3]

I never liked mariah carey.
I still hate ham.

[PinkFloyd]

I still hate ham.


I hate liver --- and she has one of those too.......

[Simplex3]

What's with those nasty huge veins in ham? Can't they grow a vein-less pig? Shit, they figured out how to grow spineless politicians.

[Simplex3]

Anyone else have a credit card amassing points they're unaware of? I just found out a card I've had for years has been racking up points. I got an iPod out of the deal and still have points to burn. Figured I really didn't need a waffle maker or gym bag.

[Simplex3]

Oh, and my house is free of all pirated software for the first time I can remember. I audited myself over my Christmas break.

[88TG88]

Oh, and my house is free of all pirated software for the first time I can remember. I audited myself over my Christmas break.
very few things in my house are legal. i always like to stick it to the man

[Simplex3]

very few things in my house are legal. i always like to stick it to the man
"But, sir, you ARE the man. So aren't you just sticking it to yourself?"

[Simplex3]

very few things in my house are legal. i always like to stick it to the man
What about your wife/girlfriend/Cuban house boy (NTTAWWT)? Are they legal?

[Simply Red]

I like cooking with olive oil. It is the poor man's truffle oil.

I love sluts!

[PinkFloyd]

I love sluts!

I love Lesbian sluts !!! Like Miss Nevada !! :)

[Bugeater]

Anyone else have a credit card amassing points they're unaware of? I just found out a card I've had for years has been racking up points. I got an iPod out of the deal and still have points to burn. Figured I really didn't need a waffle maker or gym bag.
No, but when I stopped into QT last night for a case of beer they had a mail-in offer for a $10 QT gift card with the purchase of the aforementioned case of beer. Sweet serendipity!

[Simplex3]

No, but when I stopped into QT last night for a case of beer they had a mail-in offer for a $10 QT gift card with the purchase of the aforementioned case of beer. Sweet serendipity!
Was the case $10 or less? If so the damage to your health will never be covered by the $10.

[Bugeater]

I like cooking with olive oil. It is the poor man's truffle oil.

I love sluts!
Peanut oil kicks ass too, and I had to give up sluts a long time ago.

[Bugeater]

Was the case $10 or less? If so the damage to your health will never be covered by the $10.
No, it was $18. I'm not that cheap.

[PinkFloyd]

Was the case $10 or less? If so the damage to your health will never be covered by the $10.

True... Most insurance's require a $25.00 copay for each doctor's visit...

[PinkFloyd]

No, it was $18. I'm not that cheap.

Still not covered !! :p You should have bought a case of Michelob

[Bugeater]

Still not covered !! :p You should have bought a case of Michelob
I don't think Michelob is sold by the case. I would've had to buy two twelve packs at a considerably higher cost. Plus the offer was only for the brand of beer I happened to be buying anyway.

[PinkFloyd]

I don't think Michelob is sold by the case. I would've had to buy two twelve packs at a considerably higher cost. Plus the offer was only for the brand of beer I happened to be buying anyway.


8 1/2 beers at a Chiefs game would have done it...

[Simply Red]

Simplex I need your help. I found a sight were you can play NES games via Java. BUT. Now Dell Laptops using Windows XP don't come preloaded with Jave. I try to download the proper version to no avail. I keep getting error messages.

BTW the URL is www.thatsanderskid.com

[Simply Red]

Simplex I need your help. I found a sight were you can play NES games via Java. BUT. Now Dell Laptops using Windows XP don't come preloaded with Jave. I try to download the proper version to no avail. I keep getting error messages.

BTW the URL is www.thatsanderskid.com

Not to hijack PinkFloyd....

Thanks

[PinkFloyd]

Not to hijack PinkFloyd....

Thanks

No problem... This thread is about anything and everything... Hijack all you want !!

[crazycoffey]

I need cable, bad. we have regular tv and my wife wants to watch Ballroom dancing on PBS

yuck, bored

[Simply Red]

Nevermind Simplex. Thank you PF.

BTW;

Has anyone ever tried Macaroni & Cheese loaf?

[PinkFloyd]

I need cable, bad. we have regular tv and my wife wants to watch Ballroom dancing on PBS

yuck, bored

Make sure if you get cable -- that it has the NFL Network !!! :)

[PinkFloyd]

Nevermind Simplex. Thank you PF.

BTW;

Has anyone ever tried Macaroni & Cheese loaf?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!! I made sure when I was a kid, that mom got some sliced up at the grocery store for sandwich meat !!!

[crazycoffey]

Make sure if you get cable -- that it has the NFL Network !!! :)


that's for sure, had direct tv when it started, loved it. all football all the time along with Tivo. I never left the couch. check that, I never wanted to leave the couch, I still sit here, but now I bitch

[Simplex3]

Simplex I need your help. I found a sight were you can play NES games via Java. BUT. Now Dell Laptops using Windows XP don't come preloaded with Jave. I try to download the proper version to no avail. I keep getting error messages.

BTW the URL is www.thatsanderskid.com
Not to state the obvious, but I assume you've installed java from Sun?

http://java.com/en/download/index.jsp

[Priest4Prez]

Go Kansas City. Who would have thought Herm could win 8 games? I have decided that the chiefs need a new GM who is willing to spend a little more money on players. Also, my new year's resolution is to pray everyday for an offensive line that doesn't qualify for social security.

[PinkFloyd]

Go Kansas City. Who would have thought Herm could win 8 games? I have decided that the chiefs need a new GM who is willing to spend a little more money on players. Also, my new year's resolution is to pray everyday for an offensive line that doesn't qualify for social security.

I'm ready for some baseball... I'm getting spring fever !!! :drool:

[Simply Red]

That is awesome. We used to buy the Seitz brand. Mom would make Miracle Whip And Mac and Chs. loaf sand on Wonder Bread. What the hell ever happened to Seitz is that brand exclusive to KC? I haven't seen it since I left. Ohh Olive Loaf was a close second.

[Simply Red]

Not to state the obvious, but I assume you've installed java from Sun?

http://java.com/en/download/index.jsp

Don't ridicule my ignorance with your "Not to state the obvious" riggamarole! :)

[Simply Red]

Don't ridicule my ignorance with your "Not to state the obvious" riggamarole! :)

I think I got it...

Thanks though

[Simplex3]

Don't ridicule my ignorance with your "Not to state the obvious" riggamarole! :)
Sorry, it was a moment of holiday-induced weakness. I'll rephrase:

I assume your dumb ass installed Java? If not then f**king google it.

[PinkFloyd]

That is awesome. We used to buy the Seitz brand. Mom would make Miracle Whip And Mac and Chs. loaf sand on Wonder Bread. What the hell ever happened to Seitz is that brand exclusive to KC? I haven't seen it since I left. Ohh Olive Loaf was a close second.

We had our Mac loaf cut right at the store... I like pickle loaf also... I can't even hardly find the Mac loaf anymore either... That stuff was awesome... Miracle whip and lettuce !!! UMMMMMMMMMMMMM....

[Priest4Prez]

Go red sox

[crazycoffey]

Sorry, it was a moment of holiday-induced weakness. I'll rephrase:

I assume your dumb ass installed Java? If not then f**king google it.


fight, fight :PPL:
let's go you two, enter the octogon, "let's get it on"

[Simply Red]

Sorry, it was a moment of holiday-induced weakness. I'll rephrase:

I assume your dumb ass installed Java? If not then f**king google it.

Thank you for the reply Nick Burns...

Yep this dumbass installed it. No thanks to you I'm now playing PaperBoy.

[Simplex3]

Thank you for the reply Nick Burns...

Yep this dumbass installed it. No thanks to you I'm now playing PaperBoy.
Why play a game that simulates what you do for a living?

[Simply Red]

We had our Mac loaf cut right at the store... I like pickle loaf also... I can't even hardly find the Mac loaf anymore either... That stuff was awesome... Miracle whip and lettuce !!! UMMMMMMMMMMMMM....


Couldn't agree more. Possibly the most mysterious meat out there. Oddly the most delicious as well.

puzzling

[TinyEvel]

I don't watch baseball.
I have Java.
I've never bowled a three-digit game.
I like watching History Channel war shows.
I've used abandoned office kitchenette tupperware to take home beer from the remaining keg after office functions...drinking most of it on the way.
I got some 3 am delight during a thunderstorm last night.
Just got finished playing hot wheels Sizzlers with my girls for about an hour.

I consider myself a lucky person.

(but I do still have a ghetto mailbox...see page 5 of this thread)

BELIEVE!!!

[crazycoffey]

Why play a game that simulates what you do for a living?



ouch :Bartee: burn

[Simply Red]

Why play a game that simulates what you do for a living?


Because it is free and good practice. Besides I only have 3-routes currently. Times are hard. This S-500 payment is taking all I make.

[Simplex3]

(but I do still have a ghetto mailbox...see page 5 of this thread)

BELIEVE!!!
...but do you like HAM?

[PinkFloyd]

I don't watch baseball.
I have Java.
I've never bowled a three-digit game.
I like watching History Channel war shows.
I've used abandoned office kitchenette tupperware to take home beer from the remaining keg after office functions...drinking most of it on the way.
I got some 3 am delight during a thunderstorm last night.
Just got finished playing hot wheels Sizzlers with my girls for about an hour.

I consider myself a lucky person.

(but I do still have a ghetto mailbox...see page 5 of this thread)

BELIEVE!!!

ROFL That's a good one... Especially about the office keg beer !!! War shows on history are good also... Especially about the Civil War... AND -- playing with your children is priceless !!!

[Simplex3]

Because it is free and good practice. Besides I only have 3-routes currently. Times are hard. This S-500 payment is taking all I make.
You should talk to Phobia. I hear if you work your ass off for a year Nick Athan will pay you a whole $500.

[Simplex3]

AND -- playing with your children is priceless !!!
What the hell were you doing playing with his children? You some kind of hot female grade school teacher or something?

[crazycoffey]

I don't watch baseball.
I have Java.
I've never bowled a three-digit game.
I like watching History Channel war shows.
I've used abandoned office kitchenette tupperware to take home beer from the remaining keg after office functions...drinking most of it on the way.
I got some 3 am delight during a thunderstorm last night.
Just got finished playing hot wheels Sizzlers with my girls for about an hour.

I consider myself a lucky person.

(but I do still have a ghetto mailbox...see page 5 of this thread)

BELIEVE!!!


give you the props on the mailbox :thumb:

[Simply Red]

You should talk to Phobia. I hear if you work your ass off for a year Nick Athan will pay you a whole $500.
heh.

[PinkFloyd]

What the hell were you doing playing with his children? You some kind of hot female grade school teacher or something?

ROFL ... You know what I mean... Speaking of teachers... My high school english teacher was a bomb shell... I would have done her IN PLAIN SITE of my girlfriend !!!

:)

[crazycoffey]

Hey all, just wanted to say something here.

I love you guys




no really. I love you guys

[PinkFloyd]

Hey all, just wanted to say something here.

I love you guys




no really. I love you guys

There's your school teacher !!!! ROFL








Just Kidding

[crazycoffey]

no, I'm watching ballroom dancing, remember


hea he, I almost said member

[TinyEvel]

...but do you like HAM?

Yes, In fact, I have about 12 Lbs. of it leftover in my fridge right now.

TIP: When cleaning up the Christmas ham leg, DO NOT toss bits to your dog, and DO NOT give her the huge (substantially indestructible-looking) femur.

My dog laid waste to the thing and gnawed away about 30 percent of it (I didn't know until it was too late). Then proceeded to parf it up onto three neat, ham-smelling piles on the living room rug the next morning. :banghead:

[PinkFloyd]

no, I'm watching ballroom dancing, remember


hea he, I almost said member


You need to get that cable !!! :p

[Simplex3]

Hey all, just wanted to say something here.

I love you guys




no really. I love you guys
F-ing n00bs.


.

[PinkFloyd]

Yes, In fact, I have about 12 Lbs. of it leftover in my fridge right now.

TIP: When cleaning up the Christmas ham leg, DO NOT toss bits to your dog, and DO NOT give her the huge (substantially indestructible-looking) femur.

My dog laid waste to the thing and gnawed away about 30 percent of it (I didn't know until it was too late). Then proceeded to parf it up onto three neat, ham-smelling piles on the living room rug the next morning. :banghead:


:Lin:

[Simplex3]

...Then proceeded to parf it up onto three neat, ham-smelling piles on the living room rug the next morning. :banghead:
I'm just curious, but what did you expect a pile (or three) of vomited ham femur to smell like?

[Bugeater]

I need cable, bad. we have regular tv and my wife wants to watch Ballroom dancing on PBS

yuck, bored
You don't need cable, you need a new wife.

[Simplex3]

You don't need cable, you need a new wife.
Maybe it's not the cable he's missing. Maybe it's those two spherical objects that hang behind the cable.

[crazycoffey]

F-ing n00bs.


.
nlm :BLVD: nlm

I got your "juice"

[Simply Red]

boy that NFL Netwk. commercial has lost its burst after our likely playoff elimination.

[PinkFloyd]

You don't need cable, you need a new wife.

Could be cheaper if you work it right !!! Some cable, depending on how many thousands of channels you want, might cost more than a divorce !!!

[Simplex3]

nlm :BLVD: nlm

I got your "juice"
Welcome to the night crew.



You f**king POS. :clap:

[crazycoffey]

Maybe it's not the cable he's missing. Maybe it's those two spherical objects that hang behind the cable.
Denise

[Simplex3]

So my resting heart rate is ~50 bpm.

When I meditate take about 2 breaths per minute, but it's much faster than that when I'm just sitting around.

In case you were wondering.

[crazycoffey]

Could be cheaper if you work it right !!! Some cable, depending on how many thousands of channels you want, might cost more than a divorce !!!


no it's not like that, we are sick and laying on the couch drugged up, just moved to MO and haven't got cable yet

[Simplex3]

Could be cheaper if you work it right !!! Some cable, depending on how many thousands of channels you want, might cost more than a divorce !!!
Divorce is for people without garbage disposals.

[PinkFloyd]

So my resting heart rate is ~50 bpm.

When I meditate take about 2 breaths per minute, but it's much faster than that when I'm just sitting around.

In case you were wondering.

They say the closest a person gets to dieing -- without dieing --- is during sleep.... Or during surgery....

Gezzzzzzzzz.... Everyone of us has almost died thousand's and thousand's of times !!! :shake:

[Bugeater]

Whoever sliced these buns that I'm eating my bratwursts on is an idiot. The bottom flap is about 1/8" thick and is just falling apart. Shit like that pisses me off, how effing hard is it to slice a bun?

[Simplex3]

Ok, why the f**k are these CDs still sitting on my desk? I haven't touched them for weeks.

[PinkFloyd]

no it's not like that, we are sick and laying on the couch drugged up, just moved to MO and haven't got cable yet

Welcome to Misery --- I mean Missouri... We're alllllllllllllll drugged up !!!

[Simplex3]

They say the closest a person gets to dieing -- without dieing --- is during sleep.... Or during surgery....

Gezzzzzzzzz.... Everyone of us has almost died thousand's and thousand's of times !!! :shake:
Spelling just died a little there.

[Bugeater]

So my resting heart rate is ~50 bpm.

When I meditate take about 2 breaths per minute, but it's much faster than that when I'm just sitting around.

In case you were wondering.
I was over at my brother's for Christmas and he showed me this room he built to meditate in. It was about 3' x 3' and the walls were lined with foil so he could ground it. Have you ever heard of anything like that or is he crazy?

[PinkFloyd]

Whoever sliced these buns that I'm eating my bratwursts on is an idiot. The bottom flap is about 1/8" thick and is just falling apart. Shit like that pisses me off, how effing hard is it to slice a bun?

I hear ya... Everytime I get done with one of those buns, it looks like its been thru a shredder... Pisses me off also..

[Coach]

*munching popcorn while watching this thread*

[Simplex3]

Welcome to Misery --- I mean Missouri... We're alllllllllllllll drugged up !!!
Hey coffee, you guys on meth? That's really the drug of choice in MO. Though I suppose as hard as it is for me to get Claritin meth will be in short supply now.



ROFL

[PinkFloyd]

Spelling just died a little there.


Oh yeah --- I think my spelling died !!!

[PinkFloyd]

Oh yeah --- I think my spelling died !!!


Or is dead... Or; passed away...

[crazycoffey]

Welcome to Misery --- I mean Missouri... We're alllllllllllllll drugged up !!!


yes, that's why we moved here


Misery loves company

[Bugeater]

Although he built it under a stairway so it was certainly an efficient use of space and all, I just thought it was a little weird.

[PinkFloyd]

Hey coffee, you guys on meth? That's really the drug of choice in MO. Though I suppose as hard as it is for me to get Claritin meth will be in short supply now.



ROFL


I was on the Methylpred Pack about a month ago... Along with steriods !!

I was sicker than a wet rat !!!

[PinkFloyd]

Although he built it under a stairway so it was certainly an efficient use of space and all, I just thought it was a little weird.

I missed something here... We talking about Harry Potter's bedroom ???


ROFL

[Simplex3]

I was over at my brother's for Christmas and he showed me this room he built to meditate in. It was about 3' x 3' and the walls were lined with foil so he could ground it. Have you ever heard of anything like that or is he crazy?
I don't think it's called "meditating" when you sit in a small room reading conspiracy theories and mumbling to yourself. :shrug:

Actually, there's a lot of new age weirdo stuff that I don't get into much. I've read up on the Yogis and their practice some, though I'm not impressed. Basically it boils down that they're trying to get away from themselves IMO. I follow the Zen Buddhist (Korean) meditation philosophy of just emptying your mind and understanding that you know nothing and that nothing exists (including your mind) until your mind creates it.

[PinkFloyd]

I don't think it's called "meditating" when you sit in a small room reading conspiracy theories and mumbling to yourself. :shrug:

Actually, there's a lot of new age weirdo stuff that I don't get into much. I've read up on the Yogis and their practice some, though I'm not impressed. Basically it boils down that they're trying to get away from themselves IMO. I follow the Zen Buddhist (Korean) meditation philosophy of just emptying your mind and understanding that you know nothing and that nothing exists (including your mind) until your mind creates it.


Has anyone ever dreamed --- they were having a dream --- in their dream ??? :)

[Simplex3]

So they did some studies where they hooked up some Indian yogis and Zen Buddhist monks to EKG machines and monitored their brainwaves during meditation. They both achieved near-dead states of mental inactivity. The difference came when a loud noise would be made in the room. The yogis didn't register any change, but the monks would spike a little and then immediately calm back down.

To me this is a major difference. The yogi was ignoring the world around him, the monk was simply reflecting that world and not judging it.