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Jilly
11-06-2006, 04:43 PM
Although the wedding is not until Dec., due to some out of town friends coming in -my bachelorette party is this coming friday.... Any last minute recommendations, words of wisdom to prepare?
siberian khatru
11-06-2006, 04:43 PM
Take lots of video and post it on the Planet.
stevieray
11-06-2006, 04:44 PM
who are you marrying?
Jilly
11-06-2006, 04:48 PM
my soulmate, so no worries...!
Bob Dole
11-06-2006, 04:50 PM
Run.

Run like the wind.
Stewie
11-06-2006, 04:55 PM
This is gonna be good!

One bit of advice... after the first few weeks/months, or even now - lots of lube. You won't regret it.

http://www.bettersex.com/showcategory.aspx?cookie_test=1&categoryid=58&sename=lubelotions&cm_mmc=VSM-_-Summer%20Sale-_-Google-_-sex%20lubes
Rain Man
11-06-2006, 04:59 PM
It builds camaraderie to have naked oil wrestling games during the bachelorette party.
Jilly
11-06-2006, 05:14 PM
Take lots of video and post it on the Planet.

too bad it's not in Vegas and this would be unacceptable.
Donger
11-06-2006, 05:17 PM
Do you have any easy girlfriends? If so, please try to resist their attempts to get you to f*ck and s*ck every guy in sight.
Phobia
11-06-2006, 05:28 PM
Run.

Run like the wind.

That's not actually advice for her, is it?
banyon
11-06-2006, 05:28 PM
Don't invite Sedated to the wedding.
Iowanian
11-06-2006, 05:29 PM
You'd better take this opportunity to blow a random stranger.
sedated
11-06-2006, 05:33 PM
Don't invite sedated to the wedding.

:shrug:

I have no idea what this man is referring to

:D
sedated
11-06-2006, 05:33 PM
Do you have any easy girlfriends? If so, please try to resist their attempts to get you to f*ck and s*ck every guy in sight.

then send them my way
Rain Man
11-06-2006, 05:40 PM
If one was to combine Iowanian and Bob Dole's advice, the result would be:

Blow.

Blow like the wind.
big nasty kcnut
11-06-2006, 06:07 PM
Don't mix beer with tequelia
TinyEvel
11-06-2006, 06:10 PM
So, what time are you going to Kona Grill? Or is it Cactus Cantina?
'Hamas' Jenkins
11-06-2006, 06:14 PM
Although the wedding is not until Dec., due to some out of town friends coming in -my bachelorette party is this coming friday.... Any last minute recommendations, words of wisdom to prepare?

Take advantage of all the moronic guys who think they can get in your (and your friends') pants by having them buy your liquor all night long.

If and when you take shots, don't mix varieties of liquor, stick with one.

Fight a midget.
chagrin
11-06-2006, 06:17 PM
3 words Jilly:

H.R.A.
BucEyedPea
11-06-2006, 06:19 PM
This is gonna be good!

One bit of advice... after the first few weeks/months, or even now - lots of lube. You won't regret it.

http://www.bettersex.com/showcategory.aspx?cookie_test=1&categoryid=58&sename=lubelotions&cm_mmc=VSM-_-Summer%20Sale-_-Google-_-sex%20lubes

I checked that out. I betcha no men purchase that foreplay kit...the one with the guy pouring warm oil on the woman's back.
I wonder what a market research poll would find out about it. :p
patteeu
11-06-2006, 06:35 PM
I checked that out. I betcha no men purchase that foreplay kit...the one with the guy pouring warm oil on the woman's back.
I wonder what a market research poll would find out about it. :p

Rain Man would probably give you a definitive answer for only a few thousand bucks.
stevieray
11-06-2006, 08:56 PM
my soulmate, so no worries...!

I know who it is...
Rain Man
11-06-2006, 09:21 PM
Rain Man would probably give you a definitive answer for only a few thousand bucks.

I'll have a proposal to you by the end of the week, Jilly.
siberian khatru
11-06-2006, 09:23 PM
I know who it is...

Heh, thanks man, but I'm already married.
JazzzLovr
11-06-2006, 09:44 PM
who are you marrying?

Her fee-ahnce, of course.


Where's Joe? :D
JazzzLovr
11-06-2006, 09:49 PM
Oh and congratulations. :D
BucEyedPea
11-06-2006, 10:29 PM
I know who it is...
BabyLee?
2112
11-06-2006, 10:31 PM
Have a :hmmm:

uuummm..dont forget to :hmmm:

HAVE FUN!!! :)
Jilly
11-07-2006, 09:42 AM
Take advantage of all the moronic guys who think they can get in your (and your friends') pants by having them buy your liquor all night long.

If and when you take shots, don't mix varieties of liquor, stick with one.

Fight a midget.

Best advice yet. And yes, I will take pictures if that last one occurs!!
klg61
11-07-2006, 09:59 AM
wow, looks like alot of very close nit friends. very nice alot of good advice aswell..
Hog's Gone Fishin
11-07-2006, 10:47 AM
I would check for sugar in his gas before the wedding.
Dayze
11-07-2006, 11:54 AM
GoJo is a great place for dinner.

I would suggest red invitations
Rain Man
11-07-2006, 12:10 PM
Best advice yet. And yes, I will take pictures if that last one occurs!!

Cool. So are you really going to fight a midget?
Jilly
11-07-2006, 04:27 PM
GoJo is a great place for dinner.

I would suggest red invitations


ummm...... this is strangely weird...have we met?
Jilly
11-07-2006, 04:28 PM
Cool. So are you really going to fight a midget?

I'm generally nonviolent, but it's hard to say!!!
Sully
11-07-2006, 05:10 PM
ummm...... this is strangely weird...have we met?

I know who it is.
And the location is not Grandview any more.
That hint help you out?
Sully
11-07-2006, 05:11 PM
By the way....

Worst thread ever.
Easy 6
11-07-2006, 05:14 PM
You've got to ride, ride like the wind to be free again......and you've got such a long way to go......to make it to the border of Mexico........so you ride, ride like the wind ...to be free again.................











PS- Dont listen to me, good luck!!!
Jilly
11-08-2006, 06:19 PM
By the way....

Worst thread ever.

You're precious.