View Full Version : Drunnk on a Wednesday night. Anyone Want to Brawl??!!
TinyEvel
11-08-2006, 10:52 PM
I'm 50 bucks into the minibar so far.
Who wants to start a pissin' match??!!
Or even a random/gross/whatever/photoattachment match??!!
:Lin: :evil: :Pimp: :# rochambeau :spank: :Elvis: Raiduhs :jester: PBJ nlm WooWoo :BLVD: :whackit:
http://users3.ev1.net/~rfet/swchpics/drthsidi.jpg
BigRedChief
11-08-2006, 10:55 PM
I'm 50 bucks into the minibar so far.
Who wants to start a pissin' match??!!
Or even a random/gross/whatever/photoattachment match??!!
:Lin: :evil: :Pimp: :# rochambeau :spank: :Elvis: Raiduhs :jester: PBJ nlm WooWoo :BLVD: :whackit:
http://www.forumspile.com/Belittle-Eat_Your_Kids.jpg
SPchief
11-08-2006, 10:56 PM
Hey Tinyevil, Gochiefs heard you were drunk at a hotel and wants to take advantage of you. Give him a call
TinyEvel
11-08-2006, 10:56 PM
http://users3.ev1.net/~rfet/swchpics/drthsidi.jpg
Your googleimaged red light sabre is no match for my tiny Jack Daniel's bottle, Diet Pepsi and King Sized Snickers!
Your googleimaged red light sabre is no match for my tiny Jack Daniel's bottle, Diet Pepsi and King Sized Snickers!
LOL!!!
TinyEvel
11-08-2006, 10:58 PM
May Montezuma have revenge on your vacation!
TinyEvel
11-08-2006, 11:02 PM
..
I've actually done that at THE VENICE WHALER (Chiefs Bar) when the bathroom (only one toilet one urinal) had the toilet backed up.
Didn't sit though.
And my bro knew what I had done when he saw the piss screen sitting in the corner of the floor!
(two points, TinyE!)
We need a ref/scorekeeper. Where's Rainman when you need him?!
I've actually done that at THE VENICE WHALER (Chiefs Bar) when the bathroom (only one toilet one urinal) had the toilet backed up.
Didn't sit though.
And my bro knew what I had done when he saw the piss screen sitting in the corner of the floor!
(two points, TinyE!)
We need a ref/scorekeeper. Where's Rainman when you need him?!
Did you have ring around your ass cheeks??? :p
BigRedChief
11-08-2006, 11:12 PM
http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-Crap-Forget.jpg
TinyEvel
11-08-2006, 11:14 PM
Did you have ring around your ass cheeks??? :p
Told you, I didn't sit down. it was a "shoot from the chute" situation.
Hey, YOU asked. :shrug:
Told you, I didn't sit down. it was a "shoot from the chute" situation.
Hey, YOU asked. :shrug:
:shake:
sedated
11-08-2006, 11:21 PM
.
BigRedChief
11-08-2006, 11:24 PM
Told you, I didn't sit down. it was a "shoot from the chute" situation.
Hey, YOU asked. :shrug:
http://www.forumspile.com/Funnay-Out_of_reach.jpg
TinyEvel
11-08-2006, 11:24 PM
.
Don't blame me, nobody's bringin' it.
http://www.forumspile.com/Funnay-Out_of_reach.jpg
ROFL ROFL
Bugeater
11-08-2006, 11:47 PM
...
hypersensitiveZO6
11-08-2006, 11:47 PM
Holy shit.
That guy is the creepiest Dr. Phil clone.
SPchief
11-08-2006, 11:49 PM
...
Dude, not cool.
BWillie
11-08-2006, 11:55 PM
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
Sam Hall
11-08-2006, 11:55 PM
Victory is mine!
TinyEvel
11-08-2006, 11:56 PM
BigRedChief, as soon as I hone my photoshop skillz, you are so goin' down!
TinyEvel
11-08-2006, 11:59 PM
I will do a double-pike jump on your asses!
I will do a double-pike jump on your asses!
:shake: :shake:
http://www.forumspile.com/Funnay-Out_of_reach.jpg
ROFL ROFL
Demonpenz
11-09-2006, 12:04 AM
going about as good as those new ruby tuesday spicey commercials
BigRedChief
11-09-2006, 12:11 AM
BigRedChief, as soon as I hone my photoshop skillz, you are so goin' down!
I'm the deer you are the hunter. Feeling a dump coming on too.
http://www.forumspile.com/Owned/Owned-DeerHunter.jpg
Archie F. Swin
11-09-2006, 12:16 AM
I'm 50 bucks into the minibar so far.
dude, you realize what kind of damage you could do in a convenience store?
BigRedChief
11-09-2006, 12:18 AM
dude, you realize what kind of damage you could do in a convenience store?
He already was there. He thought this was the beer aisle.
http://www.hazcity.com/pymatuning/store-damage.jpg
I'm the deer you are the hunter. Feeling a dump coming on too.
http://www.forumspile.com/Owned/Owned-DeerHunter.jpg
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Archie F. Swin
11-09-2006, 12:20 AM
hell, I could be three sheets for under $10
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 12:21 AM
alright. Now I'm mad! (ran out of tiny liquor bottles, going through the domestic beer selections, up to 76 bucks)
Archie F. Swin
11-09-2006, 12:23 AM
your typing well for a Wednesday drunk
BigRedChief
11-09-2006, 12:30 AM
alright. Now I'm mad! (ran out of tiny liquor bottles, going through the domestic beer selections, up to 76 bucks)
$76 bucks? You know what you could have spent that money on?
http://www.gay-toys-shop.de/images/product_images/popup_images/167_0.jpg
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
Ewww. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
greg63
11-09-2006, 12:50 AM
Ewww. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Yeah, pretty gross.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 12:53 AM
BRC!
(Kit Kat bar and a Budweiser put me over the $80 mark!)
greg63
11-09-2006, 12:54 AM
...
:Lin:
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 01:01 AM
I'm THAT guy, I guess.
Well, tonight anyway.
Haven't barfed yet.
Got more photoshoppin' in me. As bad as it may be. Too bad GoatCheez is offline. Fugger.
I'm ready to lay waste. All you fuggers who flamed me for not getting a boner over the Knight hit...Wait...I didn't say that...
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 01:09 AM
You plucked the piss screen out of the urinal?
Yeah. Used the paper towels to grab it. ya know, so the particals could have a smooth flow to the Pacific 200 feet away. And, didn't want to leave my oatmeal for all the Wilford Brimleys to see.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 01:12 AM
Sure, I'll brawl. Why don't you remind us about some crappy commercial you wrote that you're so proud of because you couldn't hack it as a writer of anything meaningful.
Ouch. I guess I should have remembered that CP is a market research site only in the off-season. I figured the majority of dudes here had darkened the doorstep of a TIGF, so, thought I'd ask. If you think it sucks, that's your opinion and that's fine. I can sleep at night knowing I've annoyed you probably at least once a week.
Hey, they can't all be gems.
Demonpenz
11-09-2006, 01:15 AM
shit i didn't even remember it was tgif I just went in tonight to ruby tuesdays high and said **** your spicey commericals
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 01:16 AM
What thefugg are you doing in Scottsdale? Isn't that where they filmed ALICE?
No wonder you're always drunk.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 01:19 AM
shit i didn't even remember it was tgif I just went in tonight to ruby tuesdays high and said **** your spicey commericals
the herb will do that to you. I guess I'll see you on the YouTube.
TGIF>Chili's>Applebees>RubyTuesday's>RedRobin>Bennigan's
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 01:21 AM
Or, if you wanna hit Scottsdale, it's kinda a fake LA wanna be place... lots of blondes with fake titties and whatnot... but, none of that will really offend me.
Sounds like Plano, TX.
and I only started to get personal because you asked me to bring it on. I'm really a pu$$y, didn't you read the "Knight hit" thread?
Demonpenz
11-09-2006, 01:22 AM
stolen from an african land chased out of a bar. I saw my friend tonight. So don't push to far
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 01:23 AM
Actually, it was more supposed to be a reference to your bringing up the wingman thing anytime someone mentions a commercial... \.
That's supposed to work like...it's been said by me so many times that it's a joke. Kind of like the "Al Bundy High School football era" thing.
I've peaked, I know it. But it's all I've got.
That's supposed to work like...it's been said by me so many times that it's a joke. Kind of like the "Al Bundy High School football era" thing.
I've peaked, I know it. But it's all I've got.
Don't defend yourself, man. Play like redrum and make fun of his mom.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 01:27 AM
this is far too touchy-feely for a brawl thread. Say something about my mother or something. Homo.
Oh man, now you've asked for it!!!!!!
you mother not only swallows...she Gargles!
:shrug:
(I told you I was a pu$$y)
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 01:28 AM
BTW... Another Buttweiser just put me over the $85 mark on the minibar. I'm looking to go for three digits tonight, folks!
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 01:30 AM
Vote for my next minibar infraction:
Miller Lite (can)
Heineken (bottle)
Chivas (tiny bottle)
Butterfinger (bar)
Now I'm insulted that I suggested that.
I promise, I've never f*cked milkdog, or whatever his name was. Please don't disrespect me ChiefsPlanet!
You two have something in common. Then again, he wasn't drunk when he laid some fat chick.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 01:31 AM
Don't defend yourself, man. Play like redrum and make fun of his mom.
Chicks! :whackit:
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 01:32 AM
Jesus, man.... why didn't you just walk to a grocery store?
Expense account, bro.
Plus, this is (a suburb of) Dallas. They don't sell that chit in certain counties.
(bytheway, not proud)
I never lied about being single to **** one.
I guess I should feel special then. He wanted it bad enough to lie for it.
Anyway, weren't we talking about your mom or something?
Expense account, bro.
Plus, this is (a suburb of) Dallas. They don't sell that chit in certain counties.
(bytheway, not proud)
My company would never pay that much for alcohol. Does the hotel list it separate, or is it all just included under the room?
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 01:35 AM
did she blow cum-bubbles? She only does that for Dad on their anniversary.
Ah, the old reverse-bag. Nice move, EnDelt. Like Steve Martin's "twenty insults about my nose" move in Roxanne. Well played.
BTW, your mom needs that boil on her ass lanced.
Demonpenz
11-09-2006, 01:35 AM
and someones calling my name from the back of the restrant
Um.
Yeah, go with that.
It makes me feel better about myself. Otherwise, I don't think I could cope.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 01:39 AM
Wait, what's going on here. Is this a hijack in the making?
EnDelt ,did you bone Luv or something? Or is this the reference to the old 2 billion posts thread about her and WTF was that guy's handle?
:whackit:
Wait, what's going on here. Is this a hijack in the making?
EnDelt ,did you bone Luv or something? Or is this the reference to the old 2 billion posts thread about her and WTF was that guy's handle?
:whackit:
I don't think he'd touch me with a 10-foot pole.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 01:42 AM
I don't think he'd touch me with a 10-inch pole.
Fixed yer post
:thumb:
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 01:43 AM
my avatar IS fuggin creepy.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 01:45 AM
Listening to "Since you been gone" on iTunes.
Yeah, you're jealous!
Man, this thread is really suffering. Even I admit it. :reaper:
Listening to "Since you been gone" on iTunes.
Yeah, you're jealous!
Man, this thread is really suffering. Even I admit it. :reaper:
I can breathe for the first time.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 01:47 AM
Passe. Now I'm on to "Faint" by Linkin' Park. Testosterone levels rebuilding....more hair falling out.
Passe. Now I'm on to "Faint" by Linkin' Park. Testosterone levels rebuilding....more hair falling out.
My god, how bored you must be.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 01:52 AM
pics time.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 01:55 AM
just tapped a Miller Lite. That makes it $92. Two more and I hit the c-note.
SPchief
11-09-2006, 01:56 AM
Or, if you wanna hit Scottsdale, it's kinda a fake LA wanna be place... lots of blondes with fake titties and whatnot... but, none of that will really offend me.
And the best you could do is hook up with the flat-chested Kaptian/Mer, and she dumped you.
TinyEvil, this is how you do it.
Bugeater
11-09-2006, 01:58 AM
pics time.
Ok, I'm good for a few random toilet and urinal pics.
Bugeater
11-09-2006, 02:00 AM
...
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 02:02 AM
I was on a flgiht and this guy was in the middle seat next to me. He was a former NFL D-lineman. (from the 70's). Super-nice guy. But he fell asleep and was bigger than the friggin' seat. Spilled all into my seat. I had to take this pic with my phone.
Bugeater
11-09-2006, 02:02 AM
///
Bugeater
11-09-2006, 02:04 AM
'''
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 02:04 AM
Ok, I'm good for a few random toilet and urinal pics.
You rang??!!
(found the errant Duke in a Baja, Mx, toilet and had to take the opportunity for a re-enactment of the crime.)
Bugeater
11-09-2006, 02:06 AM
And now for the sink
Bugeater
11-09-2006, 02:08 AM
The next generation of public toilets
Bugeater
11-09-2006, 02:09 AM
The view from the inside
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 02:11 AM
I snapped this one in "The Plaza" in your own beloved KC. WTF??!!
SPchief
11-09-2006, 02:11 AM
And now for the sink
Dude I don't even want to know why you have that pic.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 02:13 AM
Man, this is supposed to be a drunk brawl thread, not a pisser pic thread.
You are teh ghey.
Bugeater
11-09-2006, 02:14 AM
Man, this is supposed to be a drunk brawl thread, not a pisser pic thread.
You are teh ghey.
Hey, it got your ghey thread up to 100 posts.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 02:19 AM
Hey, it got your ghey thread up to 100 posts.
I'm about quality, not quantity. Where's EnDelt and Luv?
I just cracked another Miller Lite and the second Snickers. That putss me at $101 for the minibar. Goal achieved.
Like LJ hitting a 200 yard game this season (wait, football talk? No way!)
Bedtime soon. Get your licks in now, folks.
Bugeater
11-09-2006, 02:22 AM
I'm about quality, not quantity. Where's EnDelt and Luv?
I just cracked another Miller Lite and the second Snickers. That putss me at $101 for the minibar. I think I'm gonna need the company President's sig on this one.
Mmmmmm...candy and pee water.
Bugeater
11-09-2006, 02:23 AM
Ha ha, quoted you before you edited!
Scoreboard!
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 02:25 AM
Ha ha, quoted you before you edited!
Scoreboard!
Thanks, Now I can get fired.
Rep anyway.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 02:25 AM
When do we start the "Waking up with a headache on Thursday" thread?
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 02:26 AM
Looking at my av....I'm an ugly mutherfugger.
Good thing I got the beeotches while I wuz in college.
Bugeater
11-09-2006, 02:27 AM
Where's EnDelt?
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=48270&stc=1
I'm about quality, not quantity. Where's EnDelt and Luv?
I just cracked another Miller Lite and the second Snickers. That putss me at $101 for the minibar. Goal achieved.
Like LJ hitting a 200 yard game this season (wait, football talk? No way!)
Bedtime soon. Get your licks in now, folks.
I'm here. Just playing games while you guys got your urinal obsession out of the way.
SPchief
11-09-2006, 02:32 AM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=48270&stc=1
LMAO
BTW, Brian dissapeared pretty quickly.
Bugeater
11-09-2006, 02:36 AM
I'm here. Just playing games while you guys got your urinal obsession out of the way.
OK, see if I ever share any more of my pics with you. :harumph:
Bugeater
11-09-2006, 02:37 AM
LMAO
BTW, Brian dissapeared pretty quickly.
That's because TinyE put the smackdown on him.
OK, see if I ever share any more of my pics with you. :harumph:
I'm just glad he associated my name with quality. I was just speechless there for a sec.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 02:39 AM
Wait, I thought that was Phobia?
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 02:40 AM
Is that him??!! What's with the portrait, the ceramic thing(??!!) and the MOM JEANS!!??
Bugeater
11-09-2006, 02:41 AM
Wait, I thought that was Phobia?
They all look the same.
Is that him??!! What's with the portrait, the ceramic thing(??!!) and the MOM JEANS!!??
THat would be from when he passed out on NZoners floor at the '05 Planet Bash.
They all look the same.
It's gotta be the goatee.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 02:43 AM
listenig to YAZ (Yazoo) on iTunes. Anyone remmebr them? GREAT 80's band. I remember, it was 1985. I was going out with a HS Junior who drove a white bug. She had, like 40 DDs. Worked those things like a couple of XL pizza dough balls, after playing the (hot pink) board game PASS-OUT!.
Memories?
Mammaries?
listenig to YAZ (Yazoo) on iTunes. Anyone remmebr them? GREAT 80's band. I remember, it was 1985. I was going out with a HS Junior who drove a white bug. She had, like 40 DDs. Worked those things like a couple of XL pizza dough balls, after playing the (hot pink) board game PASS-OUT!.
Memories?
Mammaries?
A 40? I guess Delt's not the only one who's been into fat chicks.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 02:46 AM
They all look the same.
ROF Friggin L!!!
Rep.
Actually, Rep to all you a-holes who posted inthis thread.
i'm gonna post more incriminating pics or something.....
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 02:46 AM
A 40? I guess Delt's not the only one who's been into fat chicks.
Yeah. your stock is rising!
Yeah. your stock is rising!
I like this thread. I'm starting to feel much better about myself. Thanks! :thumb:
Just so you guys don't think I magically disappeared, 3AM is usually my bedtime.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 02:49 AM
I like this thread. I'm starting to feel much better about myself. Thanks! :thumb:
Serious? Or joking?
Serious? Or joking?
If anyone in here has been into a 40DD chick.....
A little bit of both, I guess.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 02:52 AM
Literally into?
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 02:54 AM
You know what? If the woman has self-confidence and good posture, that's 60 percent of the picture. For me.
Most of the other 40 percent is good shoes.
You know what? If the woman has self-confidence and good posture, that's 60 percent of the picture. For me.
Most of the other 40 percent is good shoes.
I've got the posture and shoes.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 02:55 AM
Nighty night.
Note to the Thursday morning crew: don't judge!
Bugeater
11-09-2006, 02:55 AM
ROF Friggin L!!!
Rep.
Actually, Rep to all you a-holes who posted inthis thread.
i'm gonna post more incriminating pics or something.....
Here's the only incriminating pic of me on here. I love the filename Chagrin gave this pic too.
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m88/wrathchild_03/Bugeaterskankyfilthydirtywhore.jpg
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 02:56 AM
THis thread has suddenly become useless without pics.
Here's the only incriminating pic of me on here. I love the filename Chagrin gave this pic too.http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m88/wrathchild_03/Bugeaterskankyfilthydirtywhore.jpg
Now that's just mean.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 02:58 AM
Now that's just mean.
Am I missing something?
Bugeater
11-09-2006, 03:00 AM
Am I missing something?
Bugeaterskankyfilthydirtywhore.jpg
Am I missing something?
Quote him and see what the picture is named.
Officially past my bedtime (and I'm officially feeling it). 'Night all.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 03:04 AM
Bugeaterskankyfilthydirtywhore.jpg
So, which one's you? And is that Carl in the background? And why were you tailgating so far away from the stadium? Was it Phobia's tailgate? and did he want to charge you $15 and that's if you BYOB?
Bugeater
11-09-2006, 03:06 AM
So, which one's you? And is that Carl in the background? And why were you tailgating so far away from the stadium? Was it Phobia's tailgate? and did he want to charge you $15 and that's if you BYOB?
Umm, I'm not the chick (and I'm using that term loosely). Phobia was there, but it was the CP Bash tailgate.
Edit: Actually it was after the game.
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 03:16 AM
Chargers game? so that's not your broad? I can bag on her then?
Fairplay
11-09-2006, 04:06 AM
Looking at my av....I'm an ugly mutherfugger.
Good thing I got the beeotches while I wuz in college.
The ones you got we called 'porkers'.
chagrin
11-09-2006, 06:27 AM
Passe. Now I'm on to "Faint" by Linkin' Park. Testosterone levels rebuilding....more hair falling out.
Testosterone building? By those whining faigs? please
chagrin
11-09-2006, 06:33 AM
Bugeaterskankyfilthydirtywhore.jpg
LMAO LMAO
if the shit fits, wear it!
worst brawl that I have ever read....... :shake:
Chief Chief
11-09-2006, 10:08 AM
$50 buck into the mini-bar: so ya got totally blitzed off of 2 beers and a bag of chips?
$50 buck into the mini-bar: so ya got totally blitzed off of 2 beers and a bag of chips?
hey, he's a little guy......
ChiTown
11-09-2006, 10:16 AM
$50 buck into the mini-bar: so ya got totally blitzed off of 2 beers and a bag of chips?
ROFL
That's no shit.
Archie F. Swin
11-09-2006, 10:22 AM
Tiny,
how often are you in the Metroplex?
TinyEvel
11-09-2006, 10:24 AM
Tiny,
how often are you in the Metroplex?
Metroplex? Is that some kind of mall for fashionable half-gheys?
I'm In Carrolton about three times a month.
BigRedChief
12-26-2007, 01:56 PM
This should be in the hall of classics also.
Chief Chief
12-26-2007, 02:02 PM
Thread-starter post is from more than a year ago and there are only 11 pages to this subject.
Must be one helluva slow day at the Chiefs Planet corporate offices.
This should be in the hall of classics also.
Holy shit, you found it.
StcChief
12-26-2007, 09:14 PM
not drunk but 2 Martini's down.
Cartman
12-26-2007, 09:16 PM
This should be in the hall of classics also.
This is a repost. Some other jackoff did a similar thread b4 TE.
StcChief
12-26-2007, 09:19 PM
This is a I have nothing to add. Some other jackoff did a similar thread b4 TE.
yeah Mr.Kotter been running for along time. Drink of choice tonite
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=118490&highlight=drink+of+choice
djrcmay
12-26-2007, 10:24 PM
wow! How cool are you!
Mr. Flopnuts
12-27-2007, 02:32 AM
I was on a flgiht and this guy was in the middle seat next to me. He was a former NFL D-lineman. (from the 70's). Super-nice guy. But he fell asleep and was bigger than the friggin' seat. Spilled all into my seat. I had to take this pic with my phone.
LMAO You look absolutely miserable. Funny stuff.
Mr. Flopnuts
12-27-2007, 02:40 AM
Metroplex? Is that some kind of mall for fashionable half-gheys?
I'm In Carrolton about three times a month.
I buy a lot of shit from woot.com. They're in Carrolton.
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