Once again, Someone tell me why Sammie Parker is on the roster. [Archive]

DRU

11-12-2006, 01:07 PM

Because every once in awhile he catches a ball...that happens to be a deep ball or something fun and then we all think he's great again. Including the coaches.

KurtCobain

11-12-2006, 01:09 PM

boo parker

suds79

11-12-2006, 01:31 PM

That would have been an all star catch...

Or that would of been a starting professional wideout catch.

Oh wait...

For the life of me I can't figure out what he's done to earn the starting spot.

Hammock Parties

11-12-2006, 01:32 PM

That was only his fourth drop of the year. Get off him.

BigRock

11-12-2006, 01:37 PM

It's only a drop because he managed to stop and change direction quickly enough to get his hands on the pass Huard threw about 2 feet behind him. Don't put it on Parker.

Munson

11-12-2006, 01:38 PM

Don't forget his false start on 1st and 10 while Tony G. is in the middle of a shift.

wutamess

11-12-2006, 01:41 PM

That was only his fourth drop of the year. Get off him.

Are you freaking serious?
This guy gets the ball thrown to him about once a game and you're mad because he's "only" dropped 4 of them.

Plus, we've established before that he's had more drops than you're letting on.

wutamess

11-12-2006, 01:44 PM

It's only a drop because he managed to stop and change direction quickly enough to get his hands on the pass Huard threw about 2 feet behind him. Don't put it on Parker.

2 feet? Are you freaking blind?
That hit him on his back arm.
Easy catch for any WR not named Parker.

Why do you think he was mad afterwards? Because he knew it was a drop instead of bad pass.

DRU

11-12-2006, 02:10 PM

Yeah, I'm just frustrated. I really don't have anything against Parker. I've always liked him. My bad showing disrespect to him on that one.

suds79

11-12-2006, 02:35 PM

Didn't we draft Parker to be that speed burner?

Yet it seems like DBs are always stride for stride with him.

If that's the case, I'd rather us have those nice 6'4 WRs who can go get it.

What's Sammie on pace for as far as cathes & yards?

Simplex3

11-12-2006, 03:06 PM

Parker didn't even put his freaking hands up on that last non-catch, so does that count as a drop or not?

ChiefFripp

11-12-2006, 03:06 PM

I'm not sure how Sammie Parker and Eric Hicks have jobs in the NFL.

MichaelH

11-12-2006, 03:08 PM

I'm not sure how Sammie Parker and Eric Hicks have jobs in the NFL.

A wise but senile coach by the name of Dick Vermeil.

Rausch

11-12-2006, 03:09 PM

He adds NOTHING...

BigRock

11-12-2006, 03:13 PM

Why do you think he was mad afterwards?
Because it was third down and Huard, yet again, threw a bad pass?

ferrarispider95

11-12-2006, 03:34 PM

Parker blows, for every good catch there is a mental mistake or a drop.

I am about sick of his stupid spin the fuggin ball after catching a 5 yard pass.

Reerun_KC

11-12-2006, 03:36 PM

Parker blows, for every good catch there is a mental mistake or a drop.

I am about sick of his stupid spin the fuggin ball after catching a 5 yard pass.

True and in this game, most of the balls werent very catchable in all the receivers defense.

kaplin42

11-12-2006, 03:41 PM

Once again, Someone tell me why Sammie Parker is on the roster.

Because no one can do the Crip Walk quite as well as he can after he finally catches a ball for first down!!!

Hammock Parties

11-12-2006, 03:45 PM

Are you freaking serious?
This guy gets the ball thrown to him about once a game and you're mad because he's "only" dropped 4 of them.

Plus, we've established before that he's had more drops than you're letting on.

23 catches and 4 drops is acceptable in my book.

And it's not just me. Stats, Inc.

Otter

11-12-2006, 03:47 PM

23 catches and 4 drops is acceptable in my book.

And it's not just me. Stats, Inc.

No wonder he acts like he just won the Super Bowl after a 9 yard catch.

stumppy

11-12-2006, 03:49 PM

The reason he's on the roster is because we don't have anyone else. This team has had a problem at WR for yrs now and has failed again and again to adress it.

wutamess

12-31-2006, 12:31 PM

Bump. The trend continues...

Thig Lyfe

12-31-2006, 01:36 PM

Man, both Sammie Parker AND Samie Parker suck. Good thing we only have the latter.

Rausch

12-31-2006, 01:37 PM

I hate his ass...

wutamess

02-27-2007, 02:53 PM

Bump by request.

BIG_DADDY

02-27-2007, 02:56 PM

Rumour has it he is still around because his boyfriend lives in Raytown and doesn't mind servicing all his friends.

wutamess

02-27-2007, 03:00 PM

Rumour has it he is still around because his boyfriend lives in Raytown and doesn't mind servicing all his friends with Pit Bull schlongs..

Fixed it :thumb:

alpha_omega

02-27-2007, 03:05 PM

Samie Parker: This thread is great...knowwhatimsayin'!

FDS

02-28-2007, 02:12 AM

wutadumbass

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

wutamess

08-13-2007, 09:26 AM

NOW everyone wants to bitch when I've been saying it all along.

phisherman

08-13-2007, 09:41 AM

don't feed the mighty ego of roger the magnificent

GoHuge

08-13-2007, 09:50 AM

A wise but senile coach by the name of Dick Vermeil.Because they are ballers!! :clap: