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Baby Lee
11-16-2006, 05:59 PM
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/upload/2006/03/Jaime-Pressly.jpg
Jamie Pressley and her schlubby signif other.
King of Queens? According to Jim?

BWillie
11-16-2006, 06:25 PM
Not a surprise at all. Women don't really care about looks. I mean, they say they do, but then you see who they end up with..and no they don't. Women are drawn to power, money, charisma, and other things of that nature because they are genetically inferior and are biologically searching for high quality DNA to reproduce with so that their seed will live on and be successful. The goal of life

And then again, maybe he just has a huge weiner

Iowanian
11-16-2006, 06:28 PM
Don't worry bwillie, you'll eventually be able to sort off a wildabeast with a bum leg or something.

Fish
11-16-2006, 06:30 PM
More BWillie brilliance.... he must get all the chicks....

BWillie
11-16-2006, 06:42 PM
Well, it's true. It's darwinism. Men have always been dominant figures in society. Women are supressed, thus men could care less if chicks made alot of money, or drove a nice car, or had a nice house. Have you ever heard a guy go, yeah you know guys, my chick is smokin' hot, great in the sack, but you know she doesn't want to grow up and be somebody. She's just content with being a elementary school teacher, yeah, I think I better dump her. NO!! Never. If a man could f*** a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house.

CoMoChief
11-16-2006, 06:45 PM
He looks like the character "Dom" off of Entourage.

BWillie
11-16-2006, 06:49 PM
Well, she did screw Joe Dirt and is in the movie "Poor White Trash". Look at that studmuffin

<img src="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/joe_dirt/_group_photos/david_spade1.jpg">

Joe Dirt: [Facing mirror] She's your sister dude she's gotta be and you made out with her man! What's wrong with you, you pervert!
[turns away from mirror]
Joe Dirt: Well I didn't know she was my sister when I kissed her, so it's not my fault. And she's one of the hottest girls on the planet.
[turns back to mirror]
Joe Dirt: You just said your sisters hot! What a fuhreak! You're going to hell man!
[turns away from mirror]
Joe Dirt: I gotta tell her what happened, why I got weird. And for god sakes' I gotta treat her like a sister.
[next scene, you hear them having sex]

Boise_Chief
11-16-2006, 07:55 PM
He's a DJ from LA. Don't know his name don't really care though.

Halfcan
11-16-2006, 08:09 PM
Nice derby.