chiefbowe82
11-21-2006, 11:27 PM
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>> If you're proud that your region makes the list each year because it's
>> the
>> hottest or coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If your dad's suntan stops at a line around the middle of his forehead,
> you
>> might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you have worn shorts and a sweatshirt at the same time, you might live
>> in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in
>> Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you have a lengthy conversation with someone who dialed the wrong
>> number, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If a "Vacation" means going east or west on I-70 for the weekend, you
> might
>> live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you measure distance in hours, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might
>> live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" and back again in the same day,
>> you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you can drive 65 mph through 2 ft of snow during a raging blizzard
>> without flinching, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you see people wearing camouflage at social events (including
> weddings),
>> you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
>> unlocked, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to
> use
>> them, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
> might
>> live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
>> snow, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you know all 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost summer, and road
>> construction, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your
>> blue spruce, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you are unaware that there is a legal drinking age.., you might live
>> in
>> Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If going down south means Oklahoma, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If a brat is something you eat, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed, you might
>> live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If your idea of going out to eat is a tailgate party every Friday, you
>> might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you find "0" degrees to be a little chilly, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all of your
>> Kansas friends, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>
>
>
>> If you're proud that your region makes the list each year because it's
>> the
>> hottest or coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If your dad's suntan stops at a line around the middle of his forehead,
> you
>> might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you have worn shorts and a sweatshirt at the same time, you might live
>> in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in
>> Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you have a lengthy conversation with someone who dialed the wrong
>> number, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If a "Vacation" means going east or west on I-70 for the weekend, you
> might
>> live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you measure distance in hours, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might
>> live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" and back again in the same day,
>> you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you can drive 65 mph through 2 ft of snow during a raging blizzard
>> without flinching, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you see people wearing camouflage at social events (including
> weddings),
>> you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
>> unlocked, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to
> use
>> them, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
> might
>> live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
>> snow, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you know all 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost summer, and road
>> construction, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your
>> blue spruce, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you are unaware that there is a legal drinking age.., you might live
>> in
>> Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If going down south means Oklahoma, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If a brat is something you eat, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed, you might
>> live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If your idea of going out to eat is a tailgate party every Friday, you
>> might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you find "0" degrees to be a little chilly, you might live in Kansas.
>>
>>
>> If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all of your
>> Kansas friends, you might live in Kansas.
>>
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